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sam4: she has just pm me nw imagine. Ideee03 lols

So she don win be dat

Issorai...hands down

Make I go dat wooing thread go learn some skills then

sam4: Let her come out and tell me

So I might be tempted to conclude she's trying to put an asunder here then

Ideee03 kpeme idem mfo oh

sam4: Lol who is your Ex?

B4 dat babe go knw say dat ur pix na photoshopped

She must hv known u in and out

sam4: Interpretation please

Well ur ex on this forum jus opened ur nyansssh

She said dat ur pix is photosopped

Hold on wid d interpretation part first

Let's iron out pic issue

ideee03: Photo shopped pic

Are u kidding me??

U mean have been brainwashed

Chaiii...ette mi di oh

So guys too do photoshop?

I thought their huge pocket does everyth for dem

sam4: well anything can happen

Hehehehe...

That kind thing...

Ur pic looks cool tho...

But then...

"Edu akpetie nte idem"

Zulu should just stop before I die of laugh over here

The way he talks tho...



With that his funny butts

sam4: You mean with Aitee? Lol

But u were looking for op na

Abi I don turn op ni

sam4: where is the op please ;Dwhere is the op please

Wetin u wan send the op??

Abi u wan start ur cohabit straight frm here

irishCream: Following...

Oya shift for me babe...

It obvious this yr gonna be hot

Hmmmm...

1one: Hahaha... Why the

Yeah I have...now I'm free like a bird

Next time go do dat tin wey u do
Na one month ban dem go give u

1one: Lips....

I can look at a girl with nice lips till I fall inside gutter


Breastz...

There's just something I find uncannily irresistible about breastz... If my wife ever needs to get something from me and I'm being strong headed... All she need do is stroke me with her breastz and 1one would immediately turn to zombie

Btw...done serving ur ban?

Inik: They will have to adjust

Dang catch ya

Was asking u of ur moniker on fb u promised bt refuse to fulfill

U beta cooperate else I'll tell the whole forum ur life history

And some people will hurt you on purpose and expect forgiveness?? Mbanu...

DopeAngel: They are all fat and ugly

Variety is a spice of life...

Ways in which people enslaves themselves is actually much I swear...




Thank God I no follow for this one...


For now android till I experience what bb made me pass through

emmanwandud: Choi I was even thinking that you would suggest a new police uniform without pockets so that men of intergrity wouldn't be tempted 2 collect bribes from d society
Ftc all d way

Ftc in ur dream abi??

Oya wake up and count the comments b4 urs so u knw the number u fall

Where are the space bookers





Gdnite people...will read when I wake up

Ask4bigneyo: I see YOU

Same here

Hausa!!! If u listened to how a learned hausa person speaks you'll agree with me.

Epistle...

Ayo25: Are you asking for news? I thought you are the custodian of news on NSCDC and others.... Ah ah!

Busted!!!

Chicken pepper soup

LaRoyalHighness: I would like to know what it feels like too...although i had to fake it once...when i was in secondary school...as pastor prayed and people started falling...then i opened my eyes slowly, i realised that we were just two standing...i had to fall oo.

I pity the other chick sha as the pastor picked on her.... Come see deliverance things. I was happy it wasn't me because i am very fair and it would hurt to be labeled 'witch just because of falling things.

Some people are born comedians I swear...

Babe u can't kill me wid laff

I repeat u can't

Abagworo: Everyone including you know this truth. People travel from various places to Owerri every weekend. 90% events meant for the Eastern zone is held in Owerri year in year out. December we all bypass Uyo and struggle through the Itu/Calabar road neglected by Jonathan to visit Calabar for holidays even though Uyo is closer.

Finally beyond the over-advertized roads and one or 2 hotels, 90% of roads in Uyo are unmotorable and the houses are slums with rusty roofs.

Nigga it official u're a liar...tufia...

chulla12: All I can think about is the vomit inducing se.x.

Stray body hair everywhere, pot bellies and droopy male behinds, saggy skin and wrinkles, chapped and jagged lips, uneven skin tone and texture. Scary old face.

How do these women do it every night?

Wid a mask on their faces I guess


*dead*