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Dem go jus smash ur head without even blowing horn whch rail way dey work for 9ja sef, the ones wey I knw for ph market ppl don turn am to shed, 9ja I hail thee

inibro: Abeg where train station dey for Naija make I go stand

Final answer!

Da akparawa ato uke?

MadCow1: Stupidly reetarded..


Mbok.. This marriage matter is getting ridiculous by the day.. Too much gaddanm emphasis on the matter.

u're 4given! Go and sin no more

oluseyiforjesus: I knw b4 I read d whole story FP go don go so let me book

Chisos!!!

It's not over till we hear from them

stinggy: Which summission again??
Confab is over

We the 'annangs' need 'ITAI' state from Akwa Ibom, so those repping us at the confab should go back to the drawing board before they make their summation

eddiebruk: abeg shut up make person heard word, if u like ban me

You're welcome bra that section is actually fun just that the abuse there is nothing to write home about, one need to develop a thick skin b4 you comment there

frankben: hahahaha. Though i'm not used to politics section. Your post really cracked my ribs. Thanks

Abi I lie? Those are the only set that no matter what one post they must criticise, hope u're not one?? Abeg no dissect me oh *running*

frankben: hahaha.

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Akpara mkpo

rattlesnake: sounds like sxe

Ekpo umia fien do awod

rattlesnake: They love the dark cos of sxe

That lang makes us unique u can't understand it even if u study till phd level *ubiak awod*

yorke1: Is that the reason they speak like Chinese people?

Na wa...all join Akwa Ibom ado ok!

I wish it (pidgin) can be made official so some people don't need to bomb grammar while expressing themselves then 'english' can return to England without being murdered.

U're free to bite who u like but jus don't go near that smally (JAmes) from Columbia that jus got signed to RMD if not I personally will hunt u to ur caves in Urugauy

Talking about beauty yes she got it with full curves but talking about most fashionable that I can't agree with

Hehehehehe...*pic or I don bliv crew*

unyours: eh! Let me see a proof. Cos to me, a guy with nice body build is a muscular guy

I plead to differ! There are guys wid nice body build that ain't muscular and not skinny/bony either abi u need a proof? that's the kind I admire

unyours: hmmmm. Muscles are not hard. In fact, muscular guys are more fleshy and give that cushion feeling. If you don't like muscular guys, and also fat pot-belly guys, then you shouldn't be talking about fleshy here cos you really wanna mingle with hard bony structures and skeleton. By the way, what kinda work load? If it's the type i'm thinking, hmmm, No amount of such work load can reduce a pot-belly - know that now. You don come with records now. Abeg who take the records? Forget those myths. I have an elderly friends with big bum and pot-belly. But if you see his joystick, my dear, you will quit nairaland.

Not really! For a guy to be fleshy doesn't mean all what u stated. I hate to cuddle hard skin in d name of muscles, my guy can't have pot belly due to the work load I'll put him thru daily and if given d opportunity to chose I'll go for the flat bum bum guys cos records has it that they're blessed with a big d*ck

unyours: so you prefer a guy with bigger bum and boobs than you? And probably a fleshy pot-belly?

Hell NO!!! I prefer them fleshy, don't want som1 using me for training

Ain't showing he's a celebrity

RedBenson: Make i see am first naw. Na to see am first before...

Lol...tell me first abi u wan prophesy

RedBenson: But i'm worried naw. I want to know him. E get something wey i go tell u if i see him pic.

worry not! She's in safe hands

RedBenson: To know who is doing the do with my sis.

Give me a reason u want to see his pic first

RedBenson: Kidding how? I am damned serious. Send am to that my mail. Shea u still get that e-mail address?

U're kidding right?

RedBenson: Make i see him pic

Hehehe...why the interest in him? Not a nairalander anyways

RedBenson: Who is he?

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Humans in general are insatiable and Nigerians ain't an exception

ogene70: lwkmd...na today you know say everybody for nairaland na expert?

if soldiers kill....them go say na genocide but if soldiers are killed they will call them *clueless*

if police catch thief... them go say na frame up but if police no catch thief them go say Nigerian police dey *useless*

if Gej act them go say he is unprofessional and a dictator but if he no act them go say he dey *weak and clueless*

...i just wonder what Nigerians really want, we are truelly our own problems, until we learn to act and speak objectively we'l continue to move in circles.