₦airaland Forum

Good news!

RedBenson:
Dont mind them bro. This is not their first raid. They've been raiding that place from time immemorial but the place always return to status quo. Before weekend now, that place will be back to what it's normally known for.

Smh...thank your stars you were not on top one

Hmmmmm...RedBenson your camp was raided hope you were not present then

Haba...manhood shattered Where did the two balls enter

buchito1:
6 & 3 cracked the life out of me!!!!!!!

When Unilag boys visit Umudike

Op u don make me piss for this my boxers I being wan wear till Sunday!!!!!!

I didn't really get that unilag boys own kindly elaborate


Op you're the bomb!

Me i say Akwaibom dakkada and say no to nepotism!!!

chesterlee:
For real? Nice Nice..



Anyways, wishing you a lovely and fun filled day.

Over real dey worry me sef

Fun filled day to you too!

chesterlee:
Same here Sweets....I've missed you like cray

Wow...lucky me! miss you more

chesterlee:
Having a place to go to is HOME.
Having someone to love is FAMILY. Having both
is a BLESSING.

Chaiii....see my e-hubby, long time no kiss


A beariful morning to you!

sdindan:
Waiting for the pedophile
To name his noise makers (ministers) first
Before we stone him.

Lol...

melzabull:
my mum is a dead brain

Eeya...take heart!

pTomz:
NSO KE AFO ASESEM

Assem utwaad!

Thief congratulating a gang member

After the reggae play the blues...

Even your boo got a boo...








Oya sing along

Shebarh:
The dog is cute.. but that doesn't make me to stop hating dogs

Same here

femi4:
lolz, i think its mere coincidence, i ve already clicked reply button before checking the moniker sef

Okay ooo

Beauriful faces


Banky the head of heads I sight you!

femi4:
video of you typing this..........or you are a robot

You sha don choose to cook beans on top my matter

Video of him approving it reluctantly or...

femi4:
Give it a try and thank me later

Now I know where you're coming from, sorry I'm out

femi4:
You must be good from the back in the early hours of the morning

Tell me you're joking

Hard to believe the man sleeping in that last pic is an officer


Did he swallow python

Chubhie:
You are safe Milady. Close your two eyes,open your mind's eyes you will see me.

Chubhie:
Hurry on Milady.....we are e-traveling

Yimmu...have been scammed

Chubhie:
A gentleman don't refuse an offer.

Phweeew...I'm parking already

IyawoDoctor:
Best mums are nurses. Mine is a nurse with 5 kids and we all turned out well. Mother in-law is a nurse with four kids and they turned out well. I am a nurse with triplets and so far so good. No conflict with hubby who is even a doctor

Chaiii...triplets how do you people do this twins and triplets of a thing I really wish to have them

Chubhie:
More like going to a safer and saner environment to start a family and be closer to loved ones I would gladly rot in hell to make sure they are safe. I have few months to be emotionally detached from all that entails Nigeria.

Now, I remember giving PMB some Eke market days to fix things up or I walk. I thought it was all a joke till few weeks back.

Please take me along, 9ja don tire me too

Chubhie:
I had an experience today that made me question if we as Nigerians are ready for “Change”

I had cause to deposit some few bucks in bank. There's this new sky bank that opened for business few months ago so no much queues. I timed myself as usual that maximum fifteen minutes I'm done.

I met a shocker on entering the banking hall. I wanted to just turn back but I decided to proceed and join the queue only after seeking for the last person.

After like 30mins on queue, people were already getting agitated on how slow the cashier is--she's already stressed up and more pressures might make her do some mistakes which will always be deducted from her salary which may barely take her home. I asked the few people around to be patient and allow her time to do her job for it is not her fault that the bank is understaffed. I didn't know she heard it and looked up to me with that eyes of gratitude. I was happy I already made a soul happy today and prayed my good deed will be accepted by baba God.

Then this dude walked in-----Bodies tattooed,dressed like a gangster with a backpack and hands in pockets with some wired hair style. Dude filled out his forms sat for a few moment and then walked up to my queue---which is now 3 persons before my turn. He stood beside me and was all acting like a drug addict. I initially thought he might be an outrider sent to monitor proceedings before the real Men fall in. Have already prepared my mind and body for eventuality. Just immediately the it got to the turn of the man in my front--- a man I think in his 50's who acted a lil bit slow before the dude beside me tender his form to be processed. I was shocked the old man in my front looked at the dude and kept silent!!!

I as a matter of principle abhor any form of oppression and injustice. I asked the cashier lady not to attend to the dude cos he wasn't on queue. The dude was shocked at such effrontery. I've already scanned the dude and noticed I can take him out in less than a minute if the content of his bag does not contain nuclear warheads.

I tapped the baba on his shoulders to reassure him that he's safe and only need to say the truth cos the dude told everybody that he's in front of the baba. Baba says it was a lie. The dude turned to me and asked do I know who he is? I told him what ever you are is irrelevant to me as long as you join the queue. He raised his voice and every where was quite and thundered do I know who he is? I walked up to him pointed my finger to his flat chest and told him to his face in a calm cold deadly voice with every fiber in me giving him all assurances I told him in the quietness of the hall with all eyes locked on us that he's a chaff man.

Dude got the massage and quietly walked away and I went back to join baba who was processing his cheque. Dude then started abusing baba in some hard line yoruba. Most people were intimidated some few guys whispered why he was avoiding me was cos he knows I'm a worthy opponent. The was giving out deadly threats to baba that I noticed baba legs were bout shaking. With a hand on baba shoulders I reassured him he's safe as long as I'm here.

I was shocked the two guards there went to pacify the guy and took him to another queue where all the people gave way for him out of fear of the guy. The dude left the hall shouting that he will deal with baba. I finished paying in and told baba I will wait and escort him outside and make sure he's safe. He thanked me with a smile and said some prayers for me.

Baba then followed behind me on getting outside I couldn't see baba so I turned back to look for him but he's nowhere to be found. Then I saw the look on one of the security guys face and knew that I'm already a suspect with intent to lure baba and take his cash! That baba agreed to the ploy got me thinking.

1. Is it the case that at the late end they thought I and the dude acted it all up to lure baba and take his cash?

2.Do they think I was the bad guy?

I learnt some hard lessons today.

Your type is rare!!! Don't give up doing the right thing, I'm inspired!!!