₦airaland Forum

Has Tinubu has declared state of emergency in Benue yet?

Oops! Sorry

It's not Rivers state and it doesn't involve his ' beloved Wike'

Eeyah!

Shuaib Ahmadu

Stephen Keshi

And now, Christian Chukwu

Three good indigenous coaches!

May God grant them eternal rest

Only APC can stand for:

Association of Past Criminals

And

Association of Present Criminals

At the same time

Daily l take pineapple and watermelon combined as dinner

Then red and green apples after lunch

Meanwhile Babangbali ( Nairaland resident werey) dey drink burukutu with Colos

BABANGBALI:
Pricks are very scarce in Europe and America and pussies are very expenses to avoid by most men, because most of the ladies are not ship like our Nigerian girls

Go school, you no gree

Oloyinbo ofo ;

Alafishe

Normally

Ikeja electric and Eko electric be Eleribu

10m monthly bills from Eko electric for my lkoyi office , from 2.5million ooo

Ikeja electric tried Sha...They moved my hood back to affordable Band B and see as everybody happy eh!

Imagine massive happiness over electricity downgrade!

APC and Tinubu, una do this one!

This Rhino is not even pretending to be totally mad anymore

His level of werey don enter market

La Senora Acero!

La Patrona

La Dona

Telemundo pipu go understand

Typing this on phone connected to solar and working on laptop connected to solar

No be me NEPA go use fund Baba Seyi's second term ambition

Dia Fada

Everything l know about this kid is against my will

The last time l had Lagos state water running in anywhere l know was in 1991 and that's a real stretch .

Even as kids growing up in Idunmota and isale Eko in the early 80s , we refrained from drinking directly from the tap to avoid mistakenly drinking ekolo and tanwiji ( earthworm and tadpole) with the water

That was when Lagos was actually under decent government ( military) in collaboration with ACTUAL Lagosians.

Not the one presently ruled by what my Lagos ancestors refered to as ' Awon Atohunrinwa(foreigners from other lands )

Good old Lagos...

Ironfaceman:
What kind of report is this. Something that happened years ago is been reported like it happened today.

Anyway 15 and 22years I don't see anything wrong here.

The only and major thing wrong is that 15 year old is a minor

22 years old is adult

22 year old is a sex offender and pervert

22 year old should be in prison for corruption and sexual exploitation of a minor

Peace!

Skydivine:
Did he play Celine Dion and Boy II Men?

I did...My fav till date

Also, Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston, Tupac, Toni Braxton, Faith Evan, Patra, Sisqo , Mary J Blige, Aaliyah, etc

These were the stars we 'rocked' then

I was in university between 1995-1999

And this deck didn't ' catch' me because Baba Titi get am for our house

Thank you

You all know Regina is just catching cruise and giving you all something to talk about, right?

Leaving Ned for who?

After all the tribal marriage rites openly performed to bind her to Pa Nwoko?

Make una dey allow Reginatu 'whine' una

In the early 90s after the June 12 annulment, l badly wanted this lBB to kpai

Just imagine his sins?
Brutal assassination of Dele Giwa
Bastardization of the naira ( then)
Introduction of ' Egunje syndrome'
Execution of Mamma Vasta
Annulment of June 12 election
Imposition of lnterim government ( ijoba fidihe)

On the other hand, thank God he is still alive

In a wheel chair for life!

And watching himself gradually deteriorating ,rotting and fading away till death comes for him

Now, that's divine and poetic justice he deserves

Ika Eeyan!

9jaBloke:
When Ned and Chika start to run things, Regina still dey primary school for Benita.

This is the real comment

From today, no more NNPC fuel for me

Straight to MRS in Akoka henceforth

I'm going to compare both , based on majority views and opinions

Simple message:

Stay and develop your own country

QED

lexy2014:
do you think the putin and his generals are any different?

That's why l mentioned them in my last sentence

God cannot be mocked

Real Ukrainians are being ravaged by war, poverty and hopelessness

Zelensky and his thieving Generals are busy enriching themselves with monetary aids from US, Canada and big G countries

E remain thieving Russians Generals too

Ex President Bill Clinton illicit affairs with White House Intern, Monica Lewinsky was openly tried

Incoming President Trump had an open trial for his affairs with Stormy Daniels

But, subsidy removal expenditures in Nigeria is discussed behind closed door

You can't understand Nigeria if it is explained in 5D

Eleribu pipu

Let it come down further

E no go still better for APC for making us celebrate and anticipate fuel at 500 naira as against 150 naira

Iyalaaya yin ni APC

Palour lantern

Atupa palour

Let it drop to at least 500 naira in a few weeks

Then, we can then truly say we are getting somewhere

Oya, carry am go Mile 12 or Oyingbo Market to sell and earn in dollars

Arindin agbalagba

Except there's a cute scarcity

I never buy fuel directly into my car

I would rather buy into 30 liter kegs at trusted NNPC pumps to see exactly the quality and quantity

Good enough, there are more than enough NNPC outlets in my hood but the best of them is NNPC Fola Agoro with correct pump dispenser, also NNPC Bajulaye, NNPC Bariga

You see that NNPC Palm Grove eh!

Don't go there!

" He will assemble the best brains"

Now see the " assembled best brain"

yarimo:
Fuel less than #200 as at 28 may 2023 ? Linus ajebuter well done oo

If l nack you ljebu juju eh!

Chai

Nigerians are so easy to please and politicians can read us perfectly like open book

Imagine us celebrating N935 for fuel that was less then N200 as at 28th May 2023!

All fuel policies deliberately manipulated, hiked, inflated and hoarded only to effect a little reduction and we are dancing for joy..

Walahi we are not serious ..

Anyway, since they are pretending to 'pity the masses' with the gradual reduction in fuel price, let them kukuma come down to N400 make everywhere burst

Ajepako when l want to use street language

Ajebuter when I'm acting posh

QED

Good

This is one area l believe Tinubu can try because he's not from there , not shielding them and dealing with those murderous terrorists should be his priority