₦airaland Forum

Is that even a Nigerian name?

Sounds like Zimbabwean name

Well, Tinubu will also seek for Zimbabwean votes at this rate

You see?

Nigerians are not people full of bile and bitterness

We just want good governance and affordability of life's basic

God bless OBJ, Yar Adua and GEJ

The rest can go and buy their blessing from lNEC and judiciary

I dey my house dey watch Cacau on Telemundo

Thank you Sanwoolu for the compulsory stay home holidays

We know say una go announce una APC winners by 2 pm

Selection galore

South Africa is not listed

Elon Musk effect

The original POTUS

Offshore tax Haven for looted billions!

Good one , Tinubu!

Chai.....

Ezewuzie01:
But many northerners are moving to Tinubu's camp. See how NNPP in Kano has almost emptied itself into APC.

To eat it from inside

Trump don run Elon street

Big time

A dress rehearsal for Tinubu and Wike in 2029

To be fair

This is one area l give kudos to Tinubu

If not for the free market and Dangote , marketers would be selling fuel at 1,500 now and queues would have been longer than Reno Omokri 's throat especially during this Muslim ileya sallah ..

bizbro:
Slash to #500 por favor!

Esta Bien, hombre

As a Lagosian who experienced Tinubu's administration and policies, l absolutely detest anything , policy, governance or politics involving him and was and still am an avid opposer

However, when he rigged himself into power, l actually wanted to ' give him the benefit of doubt' for the sake of Fashola and Ambode that he ' produced' ( very good administrators if I'm being objective)

Fast forward to a few months into his administration and the total collapse of the middle class due to extremely cost of living , l couldn't imagine l would compare Tinubu to Buhari and actually score Buhari higher

I mean, weren't we told he's got the ' best brains' of technocrats to steer the nation forward? Where are the ' best brains' and technocrats?

Electricity: atrociously expensive
Fuel and transportation: grossly overpriced
Basic food and amenities: astronomically unaffordable
Gas: forget it

Like seriously, what exactly is he celebrating?

BABANGBALI:
Na dem know o. E no concern me

Pele, Okele eba head

Chai.. See finish!

He already thinks he's a god!

A mere dust and mortal...

God dey watch

20/10

20 Kobo as daily allowance and l go chop plenty

After Sunday service once a month, my papa would take us to Marine Garden in Marina or Federal Palace Hotels to flex

We regularly had enjoyment party in our room and parlor in Idunmota with our neighbors

I went to LASU and my school fees was N240 ( 1996- 2000)

No fear of kidnappers

Adults viewed us as kids not object of sex or r**pe

Food yapa everywhere

No agbero or touts

Free school buses for students ( Scholar bus)

Lastly and most-importantly, no Tinubu or APC

Abeg take me back to early 80s

To be honest, the tools are still far better

Some gave goats, barrows, pigs and shoe shine kits as empowerment to their constituencies

Quite better Sha

ln the era of Gen. Yakubu Gowon

Ah! I don old oo

If l hear pim!

Anyway, we move

yarimo:
read rule 19 before I alert the mod

If l nack you ijebu knock for head eh

Throw the books at the perv!

Absolutely repugnant

Just imagine ..

A long time ago, Nigerians respected this Ribadu

Until......chai

For no reason, your bot banned my Ajepako moniker for 24 hours .

Haba

Just not cool

What is wrong with this bot??

I made an innocent observation about the civility shown regarding the Pope's illness, death and his body then compared to what obtain here among our leaders and just like that, l was banned?

Without any insult or degradation of anyone?

It's not cool

Has Tinubu has declared state of emergency in Benue yet?

Oops! Sorry

It's not Rivers state and it doesn't involve his ' beloved Wike'

Eeyah!

Shuaib Ahmadu

Stephen Keshi

And now, Christian Chukwu

Three good indigenous coaches!

May God grant them eternal rest

Only APC can stand for:

Association of Past Criminals

And

Association of Present Criminals

At the same time

Daily l take pineapple and watermelon combined as dinner

Then red and green apples after lunch

Meanwhile Babangbali ( Nairaland resident werey) dey drink burukutu with Colos

BABANGBALI:
Pricks are very scarce in Europe and America and pussies are very expenses to avoid by most men, because most of the ladies are not ship like our Nigerian girls

Go school, you no gree

Oloyinbo ofo ;

Alafishe

Normally

Ikeja electric and Eko electric be Eleribu

10m monthly bills from Eko electric for my lkoyi office , from 2.5million ooo

Ikeja electric tried Sha...They moved my hood back to affordable Band B and see as everybody happy eh!

Imagine massive happiness over electricity downgrade!

APC and Tinubu, una do this one!

This Rhino is not even pretending to be totally mad anymore

His level of werey don enter market

La Senora Acero!

La Patrona

La Dona

Telemundo pipu go understand

Typing this on phone connected to solar and working on laptop connected to solar

No be me NEPA go use fund Baba Seyi's second term ambition

Dia Fada

Everything l know about this kid is against my will

The last time l had Lagos state water running in anywhere l know was in 1991 and that's a real stretch .

Even as kids growing up in Idunmota and isale Eko in the early 80s , we refrained from drinking directly from the tap to avoid mistakenly drinking ekolo and tanwiji ( earthworm and tadpole) with the water

That was when Lagos was actually under decent government ( military) in collaboration with ACTUAL Lagosians.

Not the one presently ruled by what my Lagos ancestors refered to as ' Awon Atohunrinwa(foreigners from other lands )

Good old Lagos...