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Politics / Re: Petrol Scarcity: 7 Vessels Trapped In Warri Are Prolonging Crisis by ajebuter(f): 10:35am On May 04
Which fuel queue has reduced in Lagos?

Apparently, this people are on colos

Anyway what do you expect from Tinubu newspaper?

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Travel / Re: Airfares May Drop As Dangote Slashes Price Of Jet A1 by ajebuter(f): 8:58am On Apr 27
As long as the price of the commonest fuel ( petrol) doesn't come down

Then keep whining yourself

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Politics / Re: Discos Post 37 Apologies To Band A Customers In 1 Week by ajebuter(f): 8:20am On Apr 12
The next mass protest in this country will be because of NEPA

And na band A users ( who are definitely richer) go start it

And this one go loud because it affects everybody , poor, rich and middle

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Politics / Re: Power Generation Drops 32.31% To 2,775MW by ajebuter(f): 8:16am On Apr 12
Person wey suppose dey run Baba ljebu kiosk for Oshodi or Obalende

You make am Power Minister because of nepotism

Ok ooo

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Politics / Re: Aviation Fuel Price Crash Imminent As Dangote Refinery Begins Supply Of Products by ajebuter(f): 8:13am On Apr 12
This guy is practically given the key to the Nigerian economy

Ok, abeg crash fuel price oo

That's the one that concerns an average Nigerian

Abi wetin concert lya Latifah with aviation fuel?

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Heading For Price Crash, Says BUA Chairman, Rabiu Abdulsamad by ajebuter(f): 8:12am On Apr 12
Show working

No be to dey do cho cho cho

Show working

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Politics / Re: We Are Not Responsible For Your Failure - TCN To IBEDC by ajebuter(f): 10:26pm On Apr 11
No wonder Mowe people dey nack Dem juju

Never visited that place and see light

Even werey lKDC in Lagos dey give us at least 10 hours a day instead of 16 hours as Band B users

Una Fada

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Events / Re: Guests Take To Their Heels As Wind Makes A Show At A Burial Ceremony by ajebuter(f): 11:58am On Apr 03
enemyofprogress:
what did I did to you?


Come make we gossip small. E get one small babe wey no gree me rest on nairaland. E be like sey she likes me, but she doesn't know how to tell me. Every time she dey mention for here, at like 100 times in a day, but me I no get her time becurse I'm already engaged to sumbodi. The girl's name na Latakia. Please tell her to leaf me alone o

Sule.. cheesy
Events / Re: Guests Take To Their Heels As Wind Makes A Show At A Burial Ceremony by ajebuter(f): 11:57am On Apr 03
enemyofprogress:
what did I did to you?

Werey omo cheesy
Events / Re: Guests Take To Their Heels As Wind Makes A Show At A Burial Ceremony by ajebuter(f): 11:29pm On Apr 02
enemyofprogress:
This is what Mohbad should have done at his burial, but he didn't did it.

Go school, you no gree

See your life for outside

Werey Asaba tongue

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Politics / Re: Young Fulani Bandits In Full Military Regalia And Armed With AK47 Riffle (video) by ajebuter(f): 12:11pm On Mar 25
ajepako:
Russia fished out and rounded up all living terrorists that attacked their city within 24 hours!

No guessing or wanton-destruction of innocent civillians or perceived enemies

But precise and exact military intelligence gathering and swift tracking

The terrorists were even arrested with the clothes they wore during the attacks showing how swift the apprehension/ arrest was

Believe me, those morafokas already knew they were doomed for being caught alive and at a point, you'll have to pity them (really) for what awaits them in the hands of the ruthless russian military and police.. Check their panel-beaten faces already while being brought to court.. Lol

Even top terrorist groups like Taliban and Hamas are dissociating from and condemning the Russian attacks to show their fear of Russia's gruesome and unexpected counter attacks..

And here, terrorists are so comfortable enough to be on tiktok, get likes , share and monetize their videos ( eemo wolu, cheesy cheesy)

Yet, they could not be apprehended much less arrested and prosecuted.

O ga oo

Russia doing the 'Lords work' to the caught terrorists
Politics / Re: Junction Improvement Projects: Makinde Gives Free Shops To 700 Traders In Ibadan by ajebuter(f): 3:14pm On Mar 24
Governance is not rocket science

Just give the citizens the basic they need and all clear

Because Nigerians are so easy to please

Imagine? Ordinary shops oo and people are happy

Because it's what they need

Kudos

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Politics / Re: Tunji-Ojo Commissions Operational Vehicles For Immigration For Border Patrol by ajebuter(f): 2:44pm On Mar 24
How una go mass import people from Chad, Nigeria, Mali and Senegal for 2027 elections

We go see grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: ISIS Claims Responsibility For Russia Hall Attack (photos) by ajebuter(f): 3:34pm On Mar 23
I don't like Putin for his high handedness and villainy especially against Ukraine and Crimea

But if there someone who can mercilessly treat the fuçck-up of lSIS, l give it to Putin

Believe me, he will give it to them when they least expect it and he would do it for sport..

ISIS leaders should stay away from 10th floor window for now
Politics / Re: FX Crisis: Tinubu Begs Nigerians To Buy Local Goods, Approves N75bn 4 Manufactur by ajebuter(f): 7:09pm On Mar 22
Tinubu and his croonies should strengthen the naira by releasing at least 1/8 of their stolen wealth and dollars and see how naira will fall..
Celebrities / Re: I Can't Marry A Woman Who Is Not A Virgin - Ned Nwoko (Video) by ajebuter(f): 11:56pm On Mar 15
Kudos and respect to Regina

I'm 50 and can birth Reggy

But never will l allow a man like this to touch me.

Yes, l said it

Unapologetically

Will rather remain celibate or use toys

Thank God I'm.not his spec cheesy

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Food / Re: Many Nigerians Can No Longer Afford Beer by ajebuter(f): 10:35am On Feb 23
Good

Everybody go stay for house

Na by force to drink beer ni?

Well, in the voice of Lie Muhammed

Emilokan for a reason grin grin
Politics / Re: Tinubu Sacks Ahmed Kuru As AMCON CEO, Names Gbenga Alade As Replacement by ajebuter(f): 10:34am On Feb 23
Emilokan for reason

grin grin
Politics / Re: Islamiyat Oyefusi: LP's Deputy-Governorship Candidate in Lagos, dumps Party by ajebuter(f): 11:50am On Feb 22
yarimo:
grin grin grin grin grin

Yarimo,

Why dey shine that your teeth wey no reach 32

tongue
Education / Re: Brain Drain Of Teachers In Private Schools: What's The Way Forward? by ajebuter(f): 11:32am On Feb 22
Dey play

I'm a top-notch teacher and l earn very comfortable 6 figures with several benefits ( medicals, leave bonus, travel expenses, etc)

Not to talk of several lucrative private online lELTS and TOEFL classes


Teachers are poor

Yen yen yen cheesy grin grin

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Politics / Re: Tinubu: We Will Raise $10 Billion To Stabilise Naira, Boost FX Liquidity by ajebuter(f): 11:08am On Feb 21
Akanbi

The Failure Emeritus

In just 8 months

cheesy grin

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Lavishly Spends Money On Foodstuff (pix, Video) by ajebuter(f): 11:06am On Feb 21
I did the same thing on Saturday

Maybe l should have posted it on social media for attention too

Iranu
Politics / Re: 15 Miscreants To Spend 3 Months In Jail For Obstructing Lagos Pedestrian Bridges by ajebuter(f): 11:03am On Feb 21
Good decision if you ask me

But the convict go be like:

Thank God...Free accommodation and feeding
Travel / Re: Cross The Highways & Pay N50,000: Use Pedestrian Bridges Instead - Lagos Govt by ajebuter(f): 10:17pm On Feb 11
Charlie Boy bus stop pipu left the group chat
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ecuador Declares State Of Emergency As Narcotics Gang Leader Escapes From Prison by ajebuter(f): 7:40pm On Jan 09
We would soon see it as telenovela on Telemundo channel

The title would be Lord of the Prison

And main characters would be: Gabriel Porras, Jorge Luiz Pila, David Chocarro, Miguel Varoni, Aylin Mujica, Aracely Arambula and of course Jose Ron

We Telemundo pipu know awaself grin

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Politics / Re: Edu Received Funds For Flight Tickets From Abuja To Non-Existent Kogi Airport by ajebuter(f): 2:29pm On Jan 07
This oloju palaba lady came to loot!

I knew that when she was openly sharing dollars during campaigns that the first thing she would do when she has access to corridors of power is the recover her money in excess..

Haba! Under how many months?

Several financial improprieties

Kilode!

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Business / Re: EFCC Summons Dangote Officials To Abuja Over Alleged Forex Crime by ajebuter(f): 2:26pm On Jan 07
Buhari government practically gave the entire key and resources of the economy to this Dangote..

Why won't he be the richest when he gets forex at the lowest rates while other manufacturers and business owners especially from other regions don't?

Investigate abeg

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Politics / Re: Bayo Onanuga: Tinubu Listens, Will Ensure Nigerians Don’t Suffer by ajebuter(f): 11:36am On Jan 05
Tinubu : Ayam listening oo

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Impregnates His Best Friend’s Mother In The UK (Pics/Video) by ajebuter(f): 3:34pm On Dec 26, 2023
Person be Yoruba

And he is named Femi?

Yet, you no hide your mama , aunt, daughter and sister

Wait for him to give your grandmama belle join grin grin

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Politics / Re: History Will Judge Me, I Served Nigeria Best Way I Could – Babangida by ajebuter(f): 6:05pm On Dec 24, 2023
The father of Egunje

Grandfather of bribery and corruption

But sha, dollar under him was N53.

Imagine how Gbenga Adewusi the actor and poet screamed in one of his musical albums : Babangida! Dollar ti di N53 naira loju emi ee!!

Meaning under you IBB, dollar don cost N53!!

Chai... Ashey na play we just dey play then cheesy

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Career / Re: Employees, Are We Going To See You In January Abi O Ti Lo by ajebuter(f): 10:41am On Dec 23, 2023
Me wey l don collect full 6-figure 13th month salary already plus different orisirisi

And still expecting the real gbemu next week

Abeg , God continue to bless my Executive Director, Dr Mrs FKA (OON)

Massive respect to La Dona ( The Boss Lady)

Best boss ever!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Inflation Forces Turkey’s Central Bank Chief To Move In With Parents by ajebuter(f): 7:24pm On Dec 16, 2023
Na dis kain news from abroad Dem go dey post to support their total failure

Oya, make CBN gomina or minister for finance move come Bariga or fadeyi lasan

E go hear am grin grin

#Enikuure

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