₦airaland Forum

How una go mass import people from Chad, Nigeria, Mali and Senegal for 2027 elections

We go see

I don't like Putin for his high handedness and villainy especially against Ukraine and Crimea

But if there someone who can mercilessly treat the fuçck-up of lSIS, l give it to Putin

Believe me, he will give it to them when they least expect it and he would do it for sport..

ISIS leaders should stay away from 10th floor window for now

Tinubu and his croonies should strengthen the naira by releasing at least 1/8 of their stolen wealth and dollars and see how naira will fall..

Kudos and respect to Regina

I'm 50 and can birth Reggy

But never will l allow a man like this to touch me.

Yes, l said it

Unapologetically

Will rather remain celibate or use toys

Thank God I'm.not his spec

Good

Everybody go stay for house

Na by force to drink beer ni?

Well, in the voice of Lie Muhammed

Emilokan for a reason

Emilokan for reason

yarimo:

Yarimo,

Why dey shine that your teeth wey no reach 32

Dey play

I'm a top-notch teacher and l earn very comfortable 6 figures with several benefits ( medicals, leave bonus, travel expenses, etc)

Not to talk of several lucrative private online lELTS and TOEFL classes


Teachers are poor

Yen yen yen

Akanbi

The Failure Emeritus

In just 8 months

I did the same thing on Saturday

Maybe l should have posted it on social media for attention too

Iranu

Good decision if you ask me

But the convict go be like:

Thank God...Free accommodation and feeding

Charlie Boy bus stop pipu left the group chat

We would soon see it as telenovela on Telemundo channel

The title would be Lord of the Prison

And main characters would be: Gabriel Porras, Jorge Luiz Pila, David Chocarro, Miguel Varoni, Aylin Mujica, Aracely Arambula and of course Jose Ron

We Telemundo pipu know awaself

This oloju palaba lady came to loot!

I knew that when she was openly sharing dollars during campaigns that the first thing she would do when she has access to corridors of power is the recover her money in excess..

Haba! Under how many months?

Several financial improprieties

Kilode!

Buhari government practically gave the entire key and resources of the economy to this Dangote..

Why won't he be the richest when he gets forex at the lowest rates while other manufacturers and business owners especially from other regions don't?

Investigate abeg

Tinubu : Ayam listening oo

Person be Yoruba

And he is named Femi?

Yet, you no hide your mama , aunt, daughter and sister

Wait for him to give your grandmama belle join

The father of Egunje

Grandfather of bribery and corruption

But sha, dollar under him was N53.

Imagine how Gbenga Adewusi the actor and poet screamed in one of his musical albums : Babangida! Dollar ti di N53 naira loju emi ee!!

Meaning under you IBB, dollar don cost N53!!

Chai... Ashey na play we just dey play then

Me wey l don collect full 6-figure 13th month salary already plus different orisirisi

And still expecting the real gbemu next week

Abeg , God continue to bless my Executive Director, Dr Mrs FKA (OON)

Massive respect to La Dona ( The Boss Lady)

Best boss ever!

Na dis kain news from abroad Dem go dey post to support their total failure

Oya, make CBN gomina or minister for finance move come Bariga or fadeyi lasan

E go hear am

#Enikuure

BrodaBenad:
if you're reading this and you voted APC na Ogun and Amadioha go strike you

You too like wahala

Angelfrost:
Egbon abeg off Mike...!

APC rats hate reading such things.

Walking along the same Shipeolu street in Onipanu is the APC Somolu headquarters

Na so Dem paste obituary of one of their Ward's chairman and staunch APC man , Adebomojo

That guy eh! You go think say him and Tinubu dey discuss every minute for phone the way the man carry Tinubu and APC for head..

I saw his obituary in front of APC office in Onipanu and l wonder wether na disappointment or hard state of the country kill am

So sad my bro

I went to Onipanu market off lkorodu road around 11:30 am and from sipeolu street, l entered the market to come out to lkorodu road and all through my walk inside that market in Onipanu, l didn't see a single buyer entering the market from the main gate at the bus stop

I walked inside the market with ease

That should be worrisome because it's usually a very busy market and on a Saturday, you're not even suppose to see front because of crowd of shopper

Omo, something is definitely wrong as people are not even able to buy basic food items

Also at the cold room next to Boku Supermarket in the same Onipanu where l went shopping for chicken, l was there for almost 30 minutes and no single person came into the big store to buy fish, chicken or turkey because they were too expensive

Ha...Something dey happen oo

The places that really deserve urgent demolition and compensation to owners are:

Jakande Estate in Adeniji Adele especially phases 1-3

Also Dolphin Estate lkoyi

These estates are built right on canal passage ways

Owners should be fully compensated before demolition

madridguy:
Big sister

APC won Bayelsa, court gave it to PDP.
APC won Zamfara, court gave it PDP.

Aburo

APC won everything

Let APC take all the 36 states so we can all rest

Shebi

garfield1:
But there was a time pdp controlled 31 states and you didn't raise alarm.apc only controls less than 25 states

No lie in your submission

But we all had it far far far better under them despite the massive corruption

Plus the judiciary was not this totally collapsed and compromised

Best of all, we enjoyed better economics and better quality of life under them despite their thievery

We can't say that under APC

garfield1:
Are all the 36 states under apc

Gradually getting there

You should be happy

Finally,

Nigeria.will become a one-party state like north Korea

Thank you BAT and Nigerian.judiciary for this new genre of democracy

Shey it will bring the price down to N250 ni?

That's the Koko of the matter

:At least he's not complaining of rigging

Fair enough

Na sell Dem sell their vote no be say Dem rig


Welcome to Naija politics

MrHighSea:
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

I don park that one tey tey.

na to gather outside and share moon tales.

Werey

Moon tales!

imoh4king:
Well, I agree you have watched the "FRIENDS" sitcom well but not too well. I can ask you five questions about things that happened in friends and you will miss all of them.

For example;
1. Do you know that Monica was pregnant while they were casting the 10th episode? If you doubt, check her tummy size and consult Wikipedia...

2. Do you know that Rachel dated Joey in the 8th season and it had caused numerous quarrel between she and the sitcom producers before she agreed to play the dating part with Joey.

3. Did you notice that the Room door number of Monica's room, was 3 before they changed it to 24 since the room was upstairs.

4. Did you know that Ross (David S.) was the only member of Friend's casting who wasn't close to any of the actors in real life.

5. Did you know that Julia Robert only agreed to feature in season 2, only if she and Chandler would play a dating script? Which I guess resulted in their six months relationship after her role.

6. Did you ever notice the window in Monica's kitchen? What was unique about the window?

My dear, you have the DVD, agreed. I have it in my brain.

Jeez, Monica was ever pregnant for real? That beats me!

I know the gist about Chandler and Julia Roberts from the rag tags

And l believe that part about Ross, he doesn't look like someone with chemistry to bond

No one could tell me Joey and Chandler aren't friends in real life and neither can anyone tell me Chandler and Monica didn't date for real..