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Foreign AffairsRe: China President Xi Rejects Trump's Inauguration Invite (Photos) by ajebuter(f): 9:19pm On Dec 15, 2024
Normally ,Trump na werey

Xi Jiping sef no small

Xi Jiping, Putin and Erdogan be allies

Their egos joined together is bigger than Trump's

So, it's definitely a no
PoliticsRe: Police In Nigeria Robbed My Brother Of His Shoes & Wallet - Kemi Badenoch by ajebuter(f): 10:21pm On Dec 14, 2024
adecz:
cry


Woman who forged NYSC certificate is
and escaped ICPC prosecution is now forming
holy, holy abi??


We shall make sure she is disgraced out of
her current leadership of her party. We have
all the documents of her forgery...


Nonsense angry sad angry
That's Kemi Adeosun, the former Finance Minister under Buhari

This is Kemi Badenoch and she no send una for APC
Christianity EtcRe: Becky Enenche Outrage: No Tithes, Back To Square One - Expensive Fires Back by ajebuter(f): 9:04am On Nov 24, 2024
Wetin consaign us JW with tithes

Life no hard

cheesy grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Kills Ali Mussa Daqduq Who Planned Attack On U.S. Soldiers In Iraq by ajebuter(f): 10:13pm On Nov 23, 2024
Nassralla gone

Sinwal downed

Tehran butcher : gone

Suleiman : gone

E remain Ayatollah Khamenei

All terrorists must kpai
CelebritiesRe: DJ Chicken Kicked Out Of Train For Public Disturbance In The UK by ajebuter(f):
Imagine taking your idiocy and social retardation with you everywhere all in the name of 'creating content' because you have mumu followers to applaud your gutter behavior?

Las las education is no scam
Foreign AffairsRe: Matt Gaetz Withdraws As Trump's Attorney General Pick by ajebuter(f): 10:11pm On Nov 21, 2024
Normally, Trump na werey and his cronnies are usually werey felons like him

Bill Barr

Steve Bannon

Micheal Cohen

Paul Manaforte

Even his kids Donald jnr, lvanka and Eric had to take classes on ' How not to steal from children foundation they were members of' in order to avoid jail time ( read about it if you doubt me)

But Sha, na Trump fit those werey democrats with their nonsense ' woke culture'

Haba, Dem don turn all US pikins to rainbow color, kilode

Abeg Trump, carry go and show everybody the shege they deserve for turning the world upside down
CelebritiesRe: Senator Ned Nwoko Reveals How Regina Daniels Chose Him Over Many Suitors(Photos) by ajebuter(f): 9:47am On Nov 18, 2024
Dey play

grin
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Heads To Brazil For G20 Leadership Summit by ajebuter(f): 9:44am On Nov 18, 2024
Person wey wan go look Brazilian yansh

Larinka grin grin
FashionRe: Nigeria’s Chidimma Adetshina Emerges Second At Miss Universe 2024 by ajebuter(f): 10:01am On Nov 17, 2024
Mummyfour:
Any body you treat bad In this life for no reason will be greater than you. Where is south Africa in this contest today. Chidinma may not have taken the crown, but she has been elevated. Let me start preparing my beautiful daughter for the next miss universe jare🥰🥰.

My daughter is beauty and brains combined and very regal. When it gets to that time, make Una vote for her oo🤩🤩
Women mount and plaster!

Anytime dearie!
TravelRe: Lagos Shuts Marine Bridge For 3 Months; Releases Travel Advisory by ajebuter(f): 1:24pm On Nov 16, 2024
Marine Bridge?

For this Lasgidi state?

I don't even know it

So, E no consain me

#team3rdmainlandbridge

grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Should The Pastor Forgive His Cheating Wife And Baltasar? by ajebuter(f): 5:30pm On Nov 12, 2024
hoeminique:
Baalthazar is the name of a demon and should be cast out of the church
Bros, Beelzebub is the name of a demon sir..

I agree that Balthazar is a cheating human and equitoria guinea demon Sha grin cheesy
PoliticsRe: Photos As Lagos Speaker Celebrates 50th Birthday With School Kids by ajebuter(f): 7:51am On Nov 09, 2024
happney65:
Baba oniburedi. 52ke? grin

I don saabi this Egbon since like 20years ago. Or maybe they meant 62..Obasa can't be 52.
I wonder the same oooo

52 bawo? grin
PoliticsRe: Photos As Lagos Speaker Celebrates 50th Birthday With School Kids by ajebuter(f): 7:47am On Nov 09, 2024
Seriously?

This guy is just a year older than me?

I swear if l met him for real, l would call him Daddy...

Even my dad (Baba Titi of Epe) in his 70s is much younger looking..

Na wah oo
PoliticsRe: National Grid Collapses Again by ajebuter(f): 2:56pm On Nov 05, 2024
grin grin

Na werey full this country l swear
PoliticsRe: Electricity Consumers Demand Disconnection Over Rising Tariffs by ajebuter(f):
maasoap:
You still haven't understood the direction this is going. Soon, DISCO will begin refusing to buy enough electricity from GENCO because they're losing some customers while the rest are not using much electricity per day (like my household grin grin) and GENCO too will start complaining. And before you know it, power sector will have huge problem of inability to sell their generated electricity simply because there are not enough consumers anymore
I'm one of those customers bros

Since I installed solar and inverter, l don't even use NEPA light again starting August when they migrated us to Band A

I only buy 12k token monthly so that my inverter would charge after sunlight

That reduced my former monthly purchase of 25 to 30k

Now, a large number of Lagos residents on Band A only use light at night and that will drastically reduce income for NEPA as you opined

Soon, NEPA go hear am
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Arrested Overnight At The Airport By EFCC by ajebuter(f): 8:29am On Nov 01, 2024
Nigeria is playing right into Bobrisky 's trap without realizing it

Western countries like UK, US, Canada, Australia, Germany and others would be just too willing to grant him asylum

He doesn't even need to say anything but present videos of his 'trials' and ' harassment ' in Nigeria as a 'cross dresser'

Bobrisky is actually smarter than Nigerian government l swear
FashionRe: South Africans React To Chidimma Adetshina's Citizenship Revocation by ajebuter(f): 3:37pm On Oct 30, 2024
foleskay:
Very bitter set of people. If not for the Dutch,that SA would have been worse than Zimbabwe.
The Dutch ( Trek Boeur) that showed them shege until shaka of Zulu liberated them?

I think it was the British that actually was kinder to them

The toxicity inherent in those south Africans is so lethal
EducationRe: Ogun Student Dies After 162 Frog Jumps, Teacher In Trouble by ajebuter(f): 11:02am On Oct 26, 2024
I was a college teacher for 14 years in high brow ajebo schools in lekki and lkoyi and never needed to use cane despite the terrible behavioral pattern of mega rich students

My teaching philosophy is, treat your students with respect , love and fairness, then they respect you in return

However, one day, l carry cane enter class and you should see how everybody started laughing ..

One werey in SSS3 told me: Ma, you don't even know how to hold the cane much less use it.. grin grin

Even l started laughing so hard because it was very comical

Those kids are now men and women of great profession in UK, US, Canada, Australia and beyond

Now, l just teach lELTS , SAT and TOEFL at my leisure and chop my mullah in peace

I have paid my dues
PoliticsRe: Has Anyone Sighted The Colorless Dangote Petrol by ajebuter(f): 10:04pm On Oct 21, 2024
Yes

I bought it in Bajulaye and Fola Agoro NNPC stations
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Is A Backstabbing Traitor, Has No Integrity - Reno Omokri by ajebuter(f): 6:50pm On Oct 20, 2024
Much as l loathe APC with passion and intensity

However, Osinbajo and Ribadu remain the only 2 redeeming faces of APC l can slightly accept..

Osinbajo especially is a very brilliant man who should not have ventured into the dirty and murky terrain of Nigerian politics

Reno is simply a characterless charlatan who's looking for attention from T-Pain at the expense of Osinbajo.

Knowing T-Pain, Reno go fenu-gbole and will be dragged in the mud before he could get a crumb of appointment
Foreign AffairsRe: Yahya Sinwar Fleeing Into Tunnel Hours Before October 7 Massacre (photos) by ajebuter(f): 10:18pm On Oct 19, 2024
Israel:

Intel. .. Top notch

Surveillance: Excellent

Infliteration into enemies' camp: 100%

Precision in eliminating threat: 200%

Evidence of elimination: Exact

Defence of home territory: Checked

Respect those lDF Mofos!
PoliticsRe: Go Home, Nigerians Have Rejected You - Wike Tackles Atiku by ajebuter(f): 10:13pm On Oct 19, 2024
This Wike doesn't know that power is transient

They are using him to destroy his own state and party

Yet he believes the party he is betraying his party and people for gives a damn about him or trust him with their own affairs

Person wey Dem go drop one day

Mumu man
PoliticsRe: What Is The Situation Of Light Currently In Your Area. by ajebuter(f): 9:35pm On Oct 15, 2024
No light restored here yet

Everywhere dark as petrol cost

But solar and inverter to the rescue

God no go shame us
CelebritiesRe: Rema Receives Traditional Haka Welcome In New Zealand (photos/video) by ajebuter(f): 9:14pm On Oct 12, 2024
Haka!

Damn! I love watching it ...

Long kept tradition of the Kiwis!

Performed to intimidate opponents, for solidarity and respect .

Remain deserves it
PhonesRe: For How Long Have You Been Using Your Sim Card? Me 19 yrs by ajebuter(f): 5:52pm On Oct 09, 2024
My MTN ( since 2003, that's 21 years)

My Glo ( since 2007, that's 17 years)

Good times!
PoliticsRe: I Have No Apology For Working Against PDP In 2023 – Wike by ajebuter(f): 10:07pm On Oct 08, 2024
This ogogoro man apparently doesn't think

You destroyed and worked against your own party to support your opposition

And he thinks APC or any party will trust him or take him serious?

His political destruction by his new political bedfellows would be unprecedented

It's just a matter of time
TV/MoviesRe: Kellyrae Is The Winner Of 2024 Big Brother Naija 'No Loose Guard' Season 9 by ajebuter(f): 9:45pm On Oct 06, 2024
Enemyofpeace:
Barrister I dey greet o. I get one case for you. Police detained my fowl for impregnating my neighbour's dog. I want you to help me to handle the case.
Werey Ibadan tongue
PoliticsRe: FG Moves To Reduce Hunger Among Nigerians, Set To Sell Affordable Rice In States by ajebuter(f): 6:38pm On Oct 02, 2024
To FG under APC, rice is the solution to all problems

Fuel ooo, give them rice
High cost of transportation..give them rice
Flooding ooo, na rice
Armu robber attack...give rice
Rescue from kidnappers...give rice
Lecturer strike ...oya distribute rice
Olopa attack civilians...rice
Doctors on strike...rice

Gradually becoming Riceocratic Republic grin
PoliticsRe: Petrol Imports Dropped By 3.58 Billion Litres After Subsidy Removal – FG by ajebuter(f): 6:36pm On Oct 02, 2024
Believe this government at your own peril

Lie Muhammed pipu
FamilyRe: Nigerian Women Embrace intimacy gadgets by ajebuter(f): 7:25pm On Sep 28, 2024
Punch, l dey look una with one kin eye

E be like say love gadget don collect editor babe..

grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Strikes Hezbollah's Headquarter In Beirut (photos) by ajebuter(f): 8:29pm On Sep 27, 2024
Hit em hard.

Blast terrorists to thy smithereens

Awon Omo ale jati jati
EducationRe: Manual Labour In School: Did You Dodge This Or Were You There (photo) by ajebuter(f): 10:44pm On Sep 26, 2024
I can't relate

Where you want see bush for lsale Eko Grammar School in 1985 when it was under 3rd Mainland Bridge in Adeniji axis?

Or bush in Baptist High school Obanikoro Lagos?

Nah, sorry, l can't relate

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