₦airaland Forum

Chicago State University go be like:

Iru Alumni oran won ni eleyi bayi nitori Olorun?

Honestly, most markets in Lagos are usually flooded after rain

From ldunmota, Dosunmu, Jankara, Balogun, Ebute ero, Sandgross, Idunmagbo etc are always flooded

You can't even drive on the first lane of Jagunmolu road in Bariga because of the incomplete road that has resulted into flooding while market people further compound the problem

Lagos government can do better in the areas of market rehabilitation

lakefist:
Hit the ground running

He hit the ground bulldozing

enemyofprogress:
I wish boat clubs best of lock.




I have a promotion interview tomorrow but I don't know what to wear. Should I wear sooth or nathief clothes to the office for the interview?

Wear iro and buba with gele

I can borrow you one sef

Ogbanje werey

Wait oo

SWAGA still dey?

Even me l don forget them

Awon alaraka

enemyofprogress:
Omo see humiliation.

Eeyah

Why you sef go someone house , eat finish, use toilet and you no flush?

Oniranu

Vtammy:
I don't know the category to report this your shit picture. It's disgusting ooo

It broke Rule 5

E remain

Ekiti

Ondo

Kwara

Ogun

Babanla Las las

Lagos ( APC stalwart don dey curse themselves for street meetings for my hood)

When l see say Dem temper don dey high as Dem they argue about their Jaga fuucckk up, l go greet them ' Baba Chair' Up APC

yarimo:
GANDUJE next APC national chairman.
KEYAMO next ambassador to UK
FFK next ambassador to Canada

Yarimo ( Minister for Bikini Affairs)

Madridguy ( Minister for Bom-Bom Affairs)

enemyofprogress, enemyofpeace

Coma answer

Onigbese

Kobojunkie:
The thing shock me no be small. I wonder how much the northerners even pay at this point.

Bro, if this one shock you

Wetin go happen if l tell you my LASU school fees was N240 between 1996 and 2000 ?

Bros, school cheap for here eh!

egopersonified:
16k for uni?

Are you surprised?

My LASU school fees was N240

Yes, two hundred and fourty naira

1996--- 2000

My Masters in Unilag cost 90k ( 2010--2011)

Education is cheap in Nigeria

delpee:
Is it in Kaduna that the margin of defeat was lower than the number of cancelled votes?

Ogun state

taylor89:
Who blind for this Tinubu tenure no know wetin God do for am

We wey no blind dey see shege

I dey wait make Tinubu tax reach Olosho

Na there una go know say I be cultist

Useless country

Na only olosho own dey pain you bro?

FOJEM:
I beg make I take my own 8K go buy house for Banana Island, before inflation collect am for my hand!!!

I go use my own buy private jet plying Epe to lkorodu

Sense wee not Kee us

enemyofprogress:
Ajepako please collect my own

Sule

Bonus Hole Keh?

Funke

Aye mi

Temi ba mi

chocboi78:
wow , i can’t help but imagine the scenario then. I wish to live long and tell stories like this too

Warm hug

You can't imagine how good and peaceful Lagos was then

The agberos were not born then and their enablers were in classroom with us ,.lol ( those who managed to go to school then )

Ojojo!!!

Either ofooro ( light fry) or gbigbe ( dry fry)

It used to be a common evening snack on the streets of Lagos island in the 80s especially in ldunmota, isale eko, Ereko, Balogun, Ebute ero, Agarawu, Okesuna , Elegbaata , Anikantamo , ldoluwo and Jankara when we were growing up ...it was even more popular than akara then

I especially love it with fresh bread or eko elewe

Geez! Good old Lagos of 80s when Lagos was clean before the emergence of Agbero , cultists and evil politicians

I miss that Lagos !

What of

Festus Kayefi

And

Fannie Koyade?

Shey na only cooking marathon una wan do?

Can't you folks try other areas?

Car -washing

Laundry

Hair making

Or even farting?

Na by force to cook?

N479 ?

E no go better for una

And una Fada

Thank God say Dem no mention Lagos

Shey make l dey ride bicycle on 3rd Mainland bridge at 5:30 in the morning abi?

Ee gbadun

Plan B of Nigerians

Patrioticman007:
They are laughing secretly.

Not a feminist but this is funny

laurel03:
Ibadan Ile Oluyole....

Nibi ole ti njare onihun

VEHINTOLAR:
Hmm,It's a small world after all ! Hearing from you,my sister,is so heartwarming. Even though I can't really recall their faces now,but I must say that I'm quite familiar with all those names you mentioned,,especially Anwuni Joy, Kazeem Odebiyi and Ann Asawanna. It is my belief that everyone is doing fine,including you Maryam.

Though it has been a long time,but the beautiful memory of Yauri lingers on. Do have a pleasant week my sister.

Yeah, warm hug

VEHINTOLAR:
You can say all those beautiful things and many more about Yauri;it was truly a very lovely and cool place to be then. I had a first hand experience of the beauty of that town and the warmness of its people;it's such an amazing town.

If you did your nysc in Yauri in 2001,then we must know each other ! I served in Yauri too in 2002,the immediate set after yours. Did you stay at the Local Government Corpers lodge or was it Abarishi secondary school corpers lodge ? I did my PPA at the then NEPA Undertaking Office,along Abarishi road,Yauri. A lady from your set (2001 set), Aisha Ilevbare equally did her PPA in the same office. Do you remember her ? I think the Z I's name at the time was Mr Kola Ojo.....not really sure about that name though.

Anyway,it's a great feeling to connect with someone who once lived in Yauri,just like I did too,here. I had a nice time in Yauri,I must say. I must tell you however that things have really changed over there;insecurity and all that,you know. I still communicate from time to time with my people who live in Yauri and I'm planning to travel down there this year.

Yeah, l served in Abarshi secondary school in Yauri and in my set we had me Maryam ( Lagos) Dennis ( Benue) Carolyn ( Akwa lbom) Samson ( Lagos) Friday Atodo ( Kogi) Sunday Akinwunmi ( Ekiti) Kazeem Odebiyi ( Ogun), Wilson lzevbigie ( Edo) Ann Asawanna ( Cross Rivers) , Anwunli Joy ( Delta) Shade Olatundu ( Osun) Adetutu , etc

Geez, l can't imagine l still remember everyone's names
.Yes the Zonal inspector ZI was named Kolawole Ojo the gentleman from Ondo, whom we all bullied , as Lagos pikins Lol

Nice hearing from you bro

Imagine

Someone's father and grandfather oo

First time l actually read someone's view on Nairaland to the end and laughed all through

Especially with the Yoruba Ajasa included

I haven't lived in the described scenario in 40 years ( no bragging) but l see the scenarios play out in nearby houses

Guy, l couldn't stop laughing reading through this piece

Well done dude

I pray everyone moves from face-me-l-slap you homes to their own homes loruko Jesu

I served in Yauri ,Kebbi state in 2001 and it was my best experience outside Lagos

Very accommodating and detribalised people

Very cheap accommodation

Cheap and nourishing food

Friendly people

Cheap transportation

Excellent security, l swear na spoon l dey take open my padlock Lol

Great employment prospect for anyone who wanted to stay after service

It was not even an issue that majority of us corpers were christians from the south..

We once had a very good Nigeria

Just 2001 ooo

Normally, Nigerians can drag anyone and of course, it seems Mr Zelensky is the next to be dragged after Mr Sunak of UK.