₦airaland Forum

N479 ?

E no go better for una

And una Fada

Thank God say Dem no mention Lagos

Shey make l dey ride bicycle on 3rd Mainland bridge at 5:30 in the morning abi?

Ee gbadun

Plan B of Nigerians

Patrioticman007:
They are laughing secretly.

Not a feminist but this is funny

laurel03:
Ibadan Ile Oluyole....

Nibi ole ti njare onihun

VEHINTOLAR:
Hmm,It's a small world after all ! Hearing from you,my sister,is so heartwarming. Even though I can't really recall their faces now,but I must say that I'm quite familiar with all those names you mentioned,,especially Anwuni Joy, Kazeem Odebiyi and Ann Asawanna. It is my belief that everyone is doing fine,including you Maryam.

Though it has been a long time,but the beautiful memory of Yauri lingers on. Do have a pleasant week my sister.

Yeah, warm hug

VEHINTOLAR:
You can say all those beautiful things and many more about Yauri;it was truly a very lovely and cool place to be then. I had a first hand experience of the beauty of that town and the warmness of its people;it's such an amazing town.

If you did your nysc in Yauri in 2001,then we must know each other ! I served in Yauri too in 2002,the immediate set after yours. Did you stay at the Local Government Corpers lodge or was it Abarishi secondary school corpers lodge ? I did my PPA at the then NEPA Undertaking Office,along Abarishi road,Yauri. A lady from your set (2001 set), Aisha Ilevbare equally did her PPA in the same office. Do you remember her ? I think the Z I's name at the time was Mr Kola Ojo.....not really sure about that name though.

Anyway,it's a great feeling to connect with someone who once lived in Yauri,just like I did too,here. I had a nice time in Yauri,I must say. I must tell you however that things have really changed over there;insecurity and all that,you know. I still communicate from time to time with my people who live in Yauri and I'm planning to travel down there this year.

Yeah, l served in Abarshi secondary school in Yauri and in my set we had me Maryam ( Lagos) Dennis ( Benue) Carolyn ( Akwa lbom) Samson ( Lagos) Friday Atodo ( Kogi) Sunday Akinwunmi ( Ekiti) Kazeem Odebiyi ( Ogun), Wilson lzevbigie ( Edo) Ann Asawanna ( Cross Rivers) , Anwunli Joy ( Delta) Shade Olatundu ( Osun) Adetutu , etc

Geez, l can't imagine l still remember everyone's names
.Yes the Zonal inspector ZI was named Kolawole Ojo the gentleman from Ondo, whom we all bullied , as Lagos pikins Lol

Nice hearing from you bro

Imagine

Someone's father and grandfather oo

First time l actually read someone's view on Nairaland to the end and laughed all through

Especially with the Yoruba Ajasa included

I haven't lived in the described scenario in 40 years ( no bragging) but l see the scenarios play out in nearby houses

Guy, l couldn't stop laughing reading through this piece

Well done dude

I pray everyone moves from face-me-l-slap you homes to their own homes loruko Jesu

I served in Yauri ,Kebbi state in 2001 and it was my best experience outside Lagos

Very accommodating and detribalised people

Very cheap accommodation

Cheap and nourishing food

Friendly people

Cheap transportation

Excellent security, l swear na spoon l dey take open my padlock Lol

Great employment prospect for anyone who wanted to stay after service

It was not even an issue that majority of us corpers were christians from the south..

We once had a very good Nigeria

Just 2001 ooo

Normally, Nigerians can drag anyone and of course, it seems Mr Zelensky is the next to be dragged after Mr Sunak of UK.

kenigwe18:
Tears of the sun!!!

He reall my gave me good childhood memories

You didn't watch Moonlighting in the 80s? With Cybil Sheppard?

Damn! Guy was damn gorgeous .

Damn!

Bruce Willis alias David Addinton in the series Moonlighting in the mid to late 80s

Dude was handsome like fucckkk then

My teenage crush!

Now an old man... Chai

onatisi:
May the almighty God bless the incoming president and Commander in Chief of he federal armed forces of Nigeria Alhaji Abubakar Atiku

Longest time bro..

Harry is starting to sound somehow

Abi he's really an Omo Ale as rumoured ?

I don't know or care for their relationship or lack of it

But someone should tell this man that revenge p0rn is a federal crime nationally and internationally..

I wish Empress well in her choice(s) in life

SReporters:
I'm curious to know why?

Because a professional be-header will never allow swordplay around his own head..

Hope that Yoruba adage makes sense to you

ganisucks:
Don't mind all their trumpet and altar boys on nairaland. All the politicians are scampering and fidgeting because of the policies. They are only putting on a brave face to deceive their naive supporters that all is well, when it's not. They still believe they can force Buhari to change course. Wait till January, and then you will see real panic.

I tell you

Expect Baba back in March after elections..

Emefiele

Alias Sodiki Ogbon ;

Expect him back in Naija after elections..

No large withdrawals for moneybag politicians

Una don buy market

The GOAT!!!

Mbappe , excellent game and sportsmanship..

Your time will come!

Peace!

Kollins11:
there is no difference between children of nowadays and children of olden days. It's just that we're in a digital generation now. Internet has exposed a lot of atrocities going on in secondary schools.

Back then when I was in secondary school, I dey finger kpekus, I dey press & suck bobby. Omo E don tay I bad oo! People like us get special chair for hell fire.

Good..

I don tell God to give you 4 daughters..

Amen

3rd Mainland Bridge Bawo?

Guys, e joh e ma shey iyen ooo

Buhari and his Ministers no dey use that bridge ooo

Na me and una parents as well as hard working Lagos husslers dey use am oo

E Joo oooh

Gosh! Death is indeed the Leveller!

The old queen finally succumbed to the grim reaper!

I knew the moment was almost near when she could not complete her duties with the new PM Truss at Balmoral and the entire Royal Family moved to be with her..

Technically, , the Queen died when her husband Prince Philip died last year as she aged overnight ( who could blame her? Her husband of 70 years, )

But when it's time, then it's time

Such a beautiful and regal old lady..

Once a Queen, forever a Queen!

Rest in Power Your Majesty!

Not all heroes wear capes

Some are regular folks like the rest of us but with more humanity and empathy

Rest in peace young man, your country failed you but history will forever be kind to your memory

I'm listening to:

4 Minutes (by Madonna and Timberlake

7 Days by( Craig David)

You make me wanna (by Usher)

Liberian Girl by (Micheal Jackson)

Diamond by( Rihanna)

Kiss from Rose (by Seal)

A song for Mama by (Boys 2 Men)

I'm Alive by (Celine Dion)

Trapped in the Closet ( by R-Kelly)

Independent Woman by( Destiny Child)

I want it that way (by Black street Boys)

bichopsofcassa:
Do you think they'll be inviting Buhari like this too after his hellish tenure!

Even his village pipu will not invite him to settle fight between a husband and wife

Eriokanmi:
Her first husband was a white dude and basketballer

She divorced him ( Chris Humphrey) after 72 days

Someone here said BAT wants APC ticket and they gave him ACN ticket

I swear, craze people full this forum

E maa tan ara yin

Self-deceit is allowed

Everything wrong is wrong with this boy...

EVERYTHING

My late grandmother lyee always said;

Eniti oogun o ran, awon aye a gbe asise Le lowo

Meaning if you feel too powerful and undefeatable by all forces, then dark and mystical forces will simply manourver things to make you self- destruct with your own hards .

BAT, helloooo

PrincessofDSS:
ekopikin why are you laughing

Walahi, your acronym fits perfectly..