₦airaland Forum

happney65:
Baba oniburedi. 52ke?

I don saabi this Egbon since like 20years ago. Or maybe they meant 62..Obasa can't be 52.

I wonder the same oooo

52 bawo?

Seriously?

This guy is just a year older than me?

I swear if l met him for real, l would call him Daddy...

Even my dad (Baba Titi of Epe) in his 70s is much younger looking..

Na wah oo

Na werey full this country l swear

maasoap:
You still haven't understood the direction this is going. Soon, DISCO will begin refusing to buy enough electricity from GENCO because they're losing some customers while the rest are not using much electricity per day (like my household ) and GENCO too will start complaining. And before you know it, power sector will have huge problem of inability to sell their generated electricity simply because there are not enough consumers anymore

I'm one of those customers bros

Since I installed solar and inverter, l don't even use NEPA light again starting August when they migrated us to Band A

I only buy 12k token monthly so that my inverter would charge after sunlight

That reduced my former monthly purchase of 25 to 30k

Now, a large number of Lagos residents on Band A only use light at night and that will drastically reduce income for NEPA as you opined

Soon, NEPA go hear am

Nigeria is playing right into Bobrisky 's trap without realizing it

Western countries like UK, US, Canada, Australia, Germany and others would be just too willing to grant him asylum

He doesn't even need to say anything but present videos of his 'trials' and ' harassment ' in Nigeria as a 'cross dresser'

Bobrisky is actually smarter than Nigerian government l swear

foleskay:
Very bitter set of people. If not for the Dutch,that SA would have been worse than Zimbabwe.

The Dutch ( Trek Boeur) that showed them shege until shaka of Zulu liberated them?

I think it was the British that actually was kinder to them

The toxicity inherent in those south Africans is so lethal

I was a college teacher for 14 years in high brow ajebo schools in lekki and lkoyi and never needed to use cane despite the terrible behavioral pattern of mega rich students

My teaching philosophy is, treat your students with respect , love and fairness, then they respect you in return

However, one day, l carry cane enter class and you should see how everybody started laughing ..

One werey in SSS3 told me: Ma, you don't even know how to hold the cane much less use it..

Even l started laughing so hard because it was very comical

Those kids are now men and women of great profession in UK, US, Canada, Australia and beyond

Now, l just teach lELTS , SAT and TOEFL at my leisure and chop my mullah in peace

I have paid my dues

Yes

I bought it in Bajulaye and Fola Agoro NNPC stations

Much as l loathe APC with passion and intensity

However, Osinbajo and Ribadu remain the only 2 redeeming faces of APC l can slightly accept..

Osinbajo especially is a very brilliant man who should not have ventured into the dirty and murky terrain of Nigerian politics

Reno is simply a characterless charlatan who's looking for attention from T-Pain at the expense of Osinbajo.

Knowing T-Pain, Reno go fenu-gbole and will be dragged in the mud before he could get a crumb of appointment

Israel:

Intel. .. Top notch

Surveillance: Excellent

Infliteration into enemies' camp: 100%

Precision in eliminating threat: 200%

Evidence of elimination: Exact

Defence of home territory: Checked

Respect those lDF Mofos!

This Wike doesn't know that power is transient

They are using him to destroy his own state and party

Yet he believes the party he is betraying his party and people for gives a damn about him or trust him with their own affairs

Person wey Dem go drop one day

Mumu man

No light restored here yet

Everywhere dark as petrol cost

But solar and inverter to the rescue

God no go shame us

Haka!

Damn! I love watching it ...

Long kept tradition of the Kiwis!

Performed to intimidate opponents, for solidarity and respect .

Remain deserves it

My MTN ( since 2003, that's 21 years)

My Glo ( since 2007, that's 17 years)

Good times!

This ogogoro man apparently doesn't think

You destroyed and worked against your own party to support your opposition

And he thinks APC or any party will trust him or take him serious?

His political destruction by his new political bedfellows would be unprecedented

It's just a matter of time

Enemyofpeace:
Barrister I dey greet o. I get one case for you. Police detained my fowl for impregnating my neighbour's dog. I want you to help me to handle the case.

Werey Ibadan

To FG under APC, rice is the solution to all problems

Fuel ooo, give them rice
High cost of transportation..give them rice
Flooding ooo, na rice
Armu robber attack...give rice
Rescue from kidnappers...give rice
Lecturer strike ...oya distribute rice
Olopa attack civilians...rice
Doctors on strike...rice

Gradually becoming Riceocratic Republic

Believe this government at your own peril

Lie Muhammed pipu

Punch, l dey look una with one kin eye

E be like say love gadget don collect editor babe..

Hit em hard.

Blast terrorists to thy smithereens

Awon Omo ale jati jati

I can't relate

Where you want see bush for lsale Eko Grammar School in 1985 when it was under 3rd Mainland Bridge in Adeniji axis?

Or bush in Baptist High school Obanikoro Lagos?

Nah, sorry, l can't relate

yarimo:
which battered image?

If l nack you lkorodu juju eh!

Trying so hard to redeem their battered image

Sorry Hunku Yemi

I can bet he's APC member and Tinubu grassroot broom carrier

Na Dem the hardship touch pass

Na so lya Joshua wearing her ragged APC shirt go dey ask me:

Big Mummy, shey kin WA gba ni?

Person wey carry Tinubu and APC for head during campaign

T-Pain wey just dey start with una

Oju yin a bo!

Idiot youngsters who have sold their own future to old politicians

Shebi they called for protest for hike in fuel but rescinded the decision and backed out when government greased their palms

Why are they now complaining?

Dem never start

For a natural resource we have here oo

Ah! Just negodu for NNPC/ APC/BAT

Tinubu came to kill citizens with taxes and high tarrif on everything

But God no dey shame us

As I'm typing this, l have been on solar power since last month when lKDC moved my hood to Band A without our consent

So, solar in the day and inverter at night

NEPA prepaid meter will only get 5k token from me monthly just to keep it on

Na so lKDC lose my monthly 25k worth of unit until they reduce their tarrif

No be me go fund Tinubu's next private jet

I'm willing to bet generator sellers are experiencing low patronage these days because of cost of fuel and soon, l am sure that a lot of Nigerians will start using solar and inverter

Then , we all can say 'Fucccvkkk you to PHCN and their madddnness

Awon Eleribu

Imagine:

Nigerians that revolted against N97 fuel in 2012 under GEJ

Now the same Nigerians are rejoicing and heaving a sigh of relief to buy fuel at N875 in 2024 because APC made it unaffordable and unavailable

Chai...APC, una well done !

Imagine

Nigerians that revolted against N97 fuel in 2012 under GEJ

Are the same Nigerians jubilating to buy fuel at N857 in 2024 under APC when APC turned fuel into gold and unaffordable .

APC, una weh done!

Kudos to our gallant men!

Our military can work effectively if given the necessary support

LagosPrince:
Tinubu is not even liked amongst his tribe men and women.


Nobody likes him, they only like his money.

As a 4th generation Lagosian by birth and ancestry, l support this with two plates of Epe fresh fish pepper soup

enemyofprogress:
I just cooked your favourite food. Come my house come chop. I will also show you my new mattress.

Alafishe

Werey lbadan