₦airaland Forum

thesicilian:
I don't see how this is funny. Jehovah's Witnesses are some of the most focused and dedicated groups of Christians I know, and I don't get why anyone would derive joy from making fun of them.

Actually as a JW l laughed out so loud at these memes..

We actually have a sense of humor...

Thanks sir....

Yes oh Mama PEJ..

You must to explain oh..

For this hard time?

Oya oh...awa moni oh.....

modelmike7:
. . . . Must you little kids always comment without insults? . . . . . . . I give up on you guys, only here for mature arguement. . . . . Must you little kids always comment without insults?

Mike, must you always turn your eyes away from a very glaring truth because of political affliation?

We all see Mr Tinubu holding a BBOG hashtag and you chose to call it propaganda?

Dude..l believe we should be objective and not allow politicians who give no damn about you, l and the rest of the masses becloud our judgement..

Besides, if anything happens today, the politicians you and l defend passionately will flee , leaving you and l to wallow in the consequences of their action..

olatunji21:
Abete, Idi-Igi, Oju na, Aliwo....
U truly repping...

Oju na, Agarawu, jankara, lsale eko, okepopo , massey, anikantamo, binuyo , princess , aroloya , lta faji are even better..

All they need in those areas is urgent repair of their roads and better drainnage and gutter systems and a chunk of the problems in those hoods in Lagos lsland will be over..

anonimi:
Will DullardPoo first change his own CORRUPT attitude and that of his ministers or LEADERSHIP is no longer by example?


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'TOLD ' them jare my person..

Eeyan Nzukabaagi..

PassingShot:
Sorry, you lots are certified wailing zombies

You don't choose the name I call you. Do you?

Wailers..proudly..

Zombie......won mo ara won..

photoshoot:
He is quite right, I felt the same way when I saw the shomolu part, but you would notice he said Ikeja division(even though, I don't know what that means) and a search on Shomolu on Wikipedia also brought the same Ikeja division

My own issue is why do you have Shomolu on the list when the main area you are talking about is Ilaje, but then you still feature the Ilaje on the list...

That's pure bias

See image of Ilaje (red point) in shomolu.

Anyone that puts Shomolu under lkeja must still be using past history when Lagos had just five divisions...

His facts are just not right..

And llaje exists as a local givernment in Ondo but other fishing settlements populated by llaje people anywhere is also referred to as llaje hence llaje community also exists in Bariga and Makoko in Lagos and other places..

So that reference or lumping of shomolu as llaje slum is off point because llaje slum is in Bariga..

Anyway alot of people lump shomolu and Bariga together

PassingShot:
Another source of wailing for the wailing zombies.

Wail on boys and girls.

Yeah thank you...

One day we shall host you too...

And ' waling zombie' doesnt exist..

lt' s either ' wailer' or.' zombie'

Orikinla:
OP, there is an error in the location of Shomolu.
There is no Shomolu in Ikeja.

The Shomolu shown in the photograph is Ilaje, Bariga.

lmagine that? Shomolu?

Ijust told him.exactly thesame thing..

Explorers:
13. Shomolu (Nigeria).


Shomolu also known as Somolu is an unsophisticated neighborhood in the Ikeja Division of Lagos State, Nigeria. This urban slum is infamous for its poor infrastructure.

Shomolu ke? Where is Ijora , Badia , some part of Orile-lganmu, Abete, among others?

You dey craze ni?

That picture is llaje Bariga , a fishing settlement for Egun and llaje people .lt is connected to the earlier mentioned Makoko by canoe..

Strike shomolu off that list...

Make una dey deceive unaself..

Thank God my Nokia 3310 is not listed....

That phone na godsend ...

Another scam concocted by APC to evade their responsibilities and shift the proverbial goal post..

l am not complaining or dissapointed...

Na their logo be that:

Denial and cancellation of campaign promises..

Awon eleya..

BABANGBALI:
busted. E pain am

BABANGBALI:
Why you wan expose yourself na?you wan make everybody know say na you I use the used condom for and na my house you sleep last night? Person no fit do secret love with you?



Come carry your yeye Nokia 3310 wey you take style forget for my house last night because you wan take style come back again as you enjoy the one we do last night

l swear you no well....

Good one.....

GMBuhari:
Jonathan really tried for this country






He built schools that no one is attending

Comment written at 1 57, FTC , i wan see the bad belle wey dey always put my comments for 10th line

You're jubilating your almmajjiri progeny are being denied access to.education?

l give up on abookii mentality..

Abookii should keep on wallowing in ignorance , illiteracy and poverty..

lt is divinely ordained for una..

The ALMIGHTY GOD fighting for his people..

Let there be disarray in the enemies' camps..

Funra won ni won maa pa ara won loruko JESU..

Abeg who borrow my Nokia 3310?

Babangbali l know say na you...

Because you be Nairaland borrow-borrow man..



By the way who borrow you used condom yesterday?

l asked so l can send him thank you letter on your behalf..

idris4r83:
She never tire to dey roast plantain that's why she doesn't want to support CHANGE

which change?

The one that impoverished even Dangote by more than 50 billion in just 16 months?

Opolo ku fun e...

Yar Adua

GEJ

End....

VickyRotex:
Haaaa. The difference is clear. I be indomie true true

Dont worry, you go grow old and blessed...

HAH:
Ramsey Noah, Pat attah, good, good old memory

Ramsey Noah and Pat Attah started movies with FORTUNE another NTA soap opera years after Checkmate

Alongside Regina Askia, Dolly Nwachukwu, Liz Benson , Lai Ashadele etc..

They were not in Checkmate..

beadaholic:
Kai! Agba la gba to ju Agba lo. Men you Don old ooooo. See history. If you didn't mention all those magazines I would not have recalled such ever existed.

42...and cute ....

blingxx:
the only reason I care.... we share the same birthday

lndomie generation spotted....

Happy bornday by the way...

VickyRotex:
lol.

Trust me, I don't remember watching checkmate. Though I remember a part of my childhood where people talk about it.

I remember those people you mentioned maybe because I saw them in other movies.

Atleast, I remember watching Oh Father, Oh Daughter.
That should be a proof that I'm not an indomie generation.

l didnt say you are an lndomie generation..l simply said you probably didnt live in the south or you were raised outside the country because Checkmate was a very popular soap opera that nobody missed..

By the way: Oh father! Oh Daughter was a Superstory series...And l read that series as a teenager because Superstory was a popular pictorial magazine in the mid to early 80s alongside Baba Ajasco, Lolly magazine and Binta..

All have been adapted into tv series now except LOLLY..And nobody dare turn Lolly into a tv series because of its corrupting influnce and many sex scenes with Dauda the sexy guy that was later changed to Nackson..

Good ole drama...

VickyRotex:
I don't remember seeing her face in any movie.

Happy Birthday Ma. God Bless Your New Age!

PS: I'm not indomie generation

You are not an lndomie generation and you didnt watch checkmates in the early 90s?

Then you must live abroad then..or not in Southern states..

Checkmates was a major soap opera and Ego Nnamani now Ego Boyo was the principal character. That is the drama that brought actors like Bob Manuel Odokwu, late Francis Agu, Kunle Bamtefa, late Toun Oni, John Njamah to lime light...

PMB: Oga GEJ , kai walahi talahi l swear i didnt know Niegeria froblem flenti flenti..Thos lpob boys don nearly kill my gwarment wiz noise, zat wahala woman of BBOG don make my laif hell, those niger delta abenja nko? walahi zey hap turn nights to war...I afologize por kwalling you clueless..l swear na dat short depil hell-rufai start am..you porgip me baah?

GEJ: (thinking: see this old abookii cow herder, you never sabi wetin you carry) : never mind old man..you are forgiven....

GEJ dey lead

Baba Bubu dey follow dey watch swagggg..

Paparazzo dey snap like kilode...

All for GEJ my love.......

bettercreature:
Are you guys posting from APC situation room or what is your problem,why are you people trying to hide the truth? this government is not working stop all these nonsense post
I am a die hard APC supporter,i want APC to lose Edo state just to make them to realise what Nigerians are going through at the moment

Thumb up.....most sensible comment l read today...

Respect...

ls this governor envisioning mass death for katsina people?

3000 coffins?

What kind of leaders do we have in this fucccked up entity?

What is he going to say to Edo people?

l will paight kwarruftion?

l will make naira equivalent to a dollar?

l will ensure gainful employment?

Make l laugh in Gujarati...

Since 'change begins with me' then l make a solemn vow to stop lying and misinforming the populace---Lie Muhammed..