₦airaland Forum

Aunty PEJ na lie oh....

Which kain work you dey do to earn that much?

Abeg vomit our national yam jare..

blueto:
So because the US president was formerly indicted of plagiarism, then we shouldn't objurgate the Nigerian president of such folly and misdemeanor??

Zombies are one of the reasons reasons why this govt will remain obdurate, incapacitated, insensitive, clueless and depraved. they make the govt believe Nigerians are happy and satisfied with their reprehensible administration.

What do you expect from zombies?

Their brains are on recession with the Nigerian economy...

Not their fault....

BABANGBALI:
Dem just dey supply lala plenty meat dis days,in appreciation of his good work on nairaland . People don sabi him favourite.

He remain funjosh eleko1 funmilade11 edwife msglobalwonder Freeglobe Aminat508 Prettythicksme Juliaann osusumustflow VickyRotex ajepako abimbawealth rokiatu iyangbali and notoriousbabe to bring their own for am

How l go supply Lala plenty python meat for this recession period ?

How l go take know whether na you turn to python when you come borrow akpu for my kitchen ..abi you wan make l kill person in error make baba bubu come arrest me abi?

No l no do...

Lala go manage lya sheri pepeye meat wey abokiii for my gate kill yesterday...

Thank you..

Ok oh..

Thank God oh

Let's wait till dry season to finally agree all is well in our energy sector...

Nigerians remain the happiest people on planet earth, despite what we have to content with ..

Look at the smile on the faces of those people despite the poverty and squalor they live with...

God bless Nigeria and its hardworking, enduring people..

Moral Lesson:

Use protection when you are not ready to be a parent and don't incur the wrath of God by committing infanticide.

It is an unforgivable sin because you commit it against a human being that cannot defend himself especially for a sin you willingly or ignorantly commit.

Potato ko....

Cassava ni...

Oniranu...

Oga....headline it:

Zombies still believe in APC and PMB...

Chikena..

BABANGBALI:
you no dey cook?

Shebi l left my pot in your place the day l "cheated" on my man with you na....

Abi you don forget?

BABANGBALI:
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeew



Abeg who cook snail and turkey soup make him borrow me small make I take chop dis my akpu wey I borrow from ajepako.

OsusuMustFlow:
you no well na

Leave Oshodi weed alone, you no go hear..

I tire for you and Daura burukutu jare..

He is taking all in good stride and good sportsmanship...

But wetin concern me gan sef?

Thank God for HIS mercy oh....

abeg hold him tight oh...

Wallade:
This man is sick; he needs deliverance. PMB should just disengage him.

Bros after disengaging him, PMB should tender an apology to Nigerians for foisting this m0ron on us..

Yes...according to this retaaarrrd , they need RED BERET..

l can bet this dude"s idiocy is solar-powered...

Like president, like minister...

donvat1:
e don do u, abeg make una tell this man make him enta his house go sleep. abi him think say I dey follow am open teeth ni. yesterday blame, 2day blame and 2mao still blame, you no dey tire for excuses abi them use m swear for you ni.

This really cracked me up......

Thank God for them.....

Click LIKE if you think this old abokkii should return to his cows in Daura

Click SHARE if you believe he is fit to remain in Aso Rock

Nothing is wrong with my NOKIA 3310

Thank you...

Babab Bubu you are right jare....

lt took PDP a whole 16 years to make dollar N216

Whereas with your government ,it only took 16 months to make dollar N410 and lead the country into recession that will cost PDP another 16 years to resolve..

PDP ...you no try at all...

IYANGBALI:
In that no 7 photo standing from left to right Aminat508 ajepako abimbawealth rokiatu msglobalwonder osusumustflow VickyRotex and Juliaann. They all came uninvited on my wedding day.

Nice one...l swear that ajepako rep and l get one thing in common..

We are both black and we both love high heels...

By the way we didnt get to pose for that pic with you on your "wedding day " because you were in charge of sharing jollof and chicken yourself...

By and large, it was nice "gate-crashing " your parry...

Wife dey cook rice for " socia medial activists'

Husband dey share 'envelopes' to journalists

What are these people covering? The stench of their corruption, incompetence and gross misrule?

You can cover the truth but not eliminate it..

Oro ta ni ki baba ma gbo, baba lo ma pari e..

We dey look una....

hakeem4:
But my geology lecturer told me earthquake can never happen in Nigeria because of our plate

Exactly bros.. That is one of the knowledge I took with me in Geography class a long time ago..

That Nigeria is not an earthquake-prone region because of our dormant plate..

I wonder which one be this now

God, please forgive us!

Because Nigeria is not an earthquake-prone region if I still remember my Geography correctly

This is no time for finger pointing, religious or ethnic bashing

Rather a time for government to evacuate people from the affected region to a safer place

Firefire:
Chief Oyegun, you can lie...

"He (Oyegun) said that the party (APShit) was committed to turning things around in the country (From bad to extreme level of WORST).

... and would welcome any one genuinely aspiring to move the nation forward. (Lie from the pit of Hell).



When someone else (Ifeanyi Ubah) offered to help restore Naira to exchange at 200/$, your party and useless government of body odour looked away and feel unconcerned. The human being even agreed to lose his entire assets. Yet the Durladick president never consider his statement.

Oyegun, stop all this tales by moonlight story.

Paddy mi funra e..

Eeyan N Zukabagi

Aku isinmi oh...

What about Lagos lsland local government? With its many means of generating revenue?

Kosofe LG nko? with Mile 12 market alone?

Not to talk of Ojo LGA with Alaba lnternational, Trade fair market, Alaba Rago among others?

And of course: Obalende LG, lru Victoria lsland LG, Eti Osa LG and even Apapa LG with the Port?

OP..You no try oh...

madridguy:
Erin PDP lon pami.

Ok oh.....ka fowo leran maa woye awon mejeji oh..

STFUareyouG0d:
Na dem dem. Same set of thieves

Yes bros...but these ones get brain pass this old baba bubu..

Boleyndynasty2:
Won't be bad but its like moving from one frying pan to another.

In as much as l dont believe this crap, howeverl will console myself with the fact that at least, the listed politicians have brains....not the excuse- laden one on the seat..

madridguy:
The APC will win the election convincingly any day or time. The postponement was just a mere shift of the doomsday for the People’s Democratic Party and others,” Obaseki said.

Gbam

lwo naa soro tan lo ba rerin...

O ye mi...

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and more..

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OK...Back to something more important: TELEMUNDO...

I swear WOMAN OF STEEL and ALL ROADS LEAD TO LOVE go sweet pass this gwarment...

promisealor:
Proudly Jw Remember, today is Sunday. Be ready for us

Dont mind tgis otondo OP

He doesnt know we have a sense of humor..

Proudly JW...