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God of the masses is in action..

Thief steal am...another thief re-steal am

God punish someborry....



Awon ole jaguda..

Yeah...FG is right..

Dont breach diplomatic protocol

madridguy:
Baba need to work hard to fulfill his $1-#1 promise.

Eko e reee....

Naija .....no dulling at all..



Counter bulu......

He looks good

No shiitt..

See his face like Lala's poo...

Omo eran jatijati

Smellymouth:
Mtcheeeewwww.. Just because he spent $50,000 on gold chains?

Yesterday, I bought customized gold chains worth $100k for Sinaj and another customized Patek Phillipe luxury watch worth a whooping N142million for lalasticlala..

Me and E-Money go wedding, we use spraying machine take scatter the floor..

As I wan buy Diamond bracelet for forano, na so my neighbor wake me with screams say the beans when I put for fire dey burn..

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You eh....you are a real case study...

With F9 in Economics abi?

Wake me up when you stop shacking Otueke weed and Daura burukutu..

Very good..

Let them do their job...

Of defending the nation against internal and external attacks...

A very good one Mr VP..

But how come it has not impacted on the lives of the masses who suffer: job loss, starvation, inability to afford decent education for themselves and children, rise in hunger- induced crimes, escalating cost of living ..among others?

Mr Osinbajo...abeg park well..

Where are the e- gladiators?

l guess they are among the 129 guests viewing this thread without commenting..

Shame....

The gross mistake and blunder that kept:
Dollars : 220
Bag of rice: 9,500
Petrol: 87
Garri: 250
Palm oil; 400 for big Eva bottle
Gas: 2500
Kilo of frozen turkey or chicken parts: 600
Groundnut oil: 500 for big Eva bottle

Just to mention a few essentials...

Abeg Baba Bubu...make plenty mistakes along that route sir..

He is listening to that monkey songs by Alaba market boys..

You no see the frown on his face...

Buhari be like: Walahi talahi l i catch doz lfop youths, eh...shege danboroba..

Gbam....this confirms what a nairalander once said about baba bubu and newpapers...

That he is only interested in the cartoon and not the hard news...

Make l laugh as l sip my green tea...

Baba Bubu since you love cartoon let me recommend Johnny Bravo.... The handsome dumbo with no brains....

Now that is a state will real balls of steel..

To deal with a mad abookiii you need a high dosage of madness like an aboookkii..

Ojuboro o gba omo lowo werey..

Kudos jare...Other states keep waiting for Buhari to deploy army to fight for you while fulani herdsmen decimate the number of your citizens...

Abeg make he go quick jare..

Make better breeze blow for Naija..

Oya baba Bubu...gbera..

OBJ be like: Abi these omokomo wan dab over my face ni?

Oya, try am make I dab una face with better retired army slap

Arinfin ile igbe...

Na una Baba

Do am anything una like

Where is Mother lbaka?

This happened at his backyard in Enugu and to his fellow Catholic

Waiting to hear from him how he saw a vision of people making attempt on Buhari's life

May God console the family of the bereaved..

Engrobiorah:

Be marrying in korea
Nkechi is waiting for you in your village

oyinkinola:
lomo ibo fi ndara eko!

Ati omo gambari paapaa..

This is hilariously rich...

Give it to us in Nigeria despite our situation, our sense of humor and resilience remain intact..



E go better..

So, all in all, it's all about the Ben Franklin (dollars)

American, a toast to you...

You love absolutely nobody..

Wake me up when it returns the price of rice to at least 10k

Make una no end am na..

Shebi na today day break for una side..

Awon Mumu Incorporated..

Now that is what we are talking about...

KOWA should just up its ante and nigeria will just buy into them come 2019...

madenigga:
Jonathan has become great to u over night...
it seems d suffering is really hitting u hard

welll said...

what crap is this?

where is the shecow sef?

8BitGee:
How is it that they are not Ijebu? Small time Epe will claim it is not Ijebu, just as Remo has done. Eee niyen o as my grand ma would say.

Omo alagemo merindinlogun kaare o

Epe is another case study oh..

They have two tribes of Epe, can you imagine?

You are either Ijebu Epe or Eko Epe

That is how it is in Epe oh.

At least I know I am Ijebu Epe, because my 93 year old paternal grandmother speaks Ijebu to me when I visit, even though I have little competence of the dialect..

Pavore9:
It reminded me when l was watching an episode of NatGeoWild where the wildebeest migration in Kenya was aired, showing millions of animals migrating and my Kenyan friends were mocking me that if it was in Nigeria it would have been bush meat!

Shey dem lie ni?

Here, animals have no conservatory right or whatsoever,

Na pot straight

Pavore9:
Nigerians don't recognize NatGeoWild!

Nigerians only recognize NATGEO-POT or NATGEO-SOUP

irunoko:
you don't have to.even the bible stated it that the children of doom carry out their evil deeds at night because the dark is the only time that can cover their despicable practises

If they know whatever they're doing IS nothing to be ashamed of or they're proud of it why can't they do it in the day

If whatever they're practicing is truly religion Why can't they do it in the day afterall I haven't seen Christians ashamed of their religion or Muslims.

Agents from the pit OF hell looking for souls to destroy

So, why are you directing your tirade at me?

I am only related to them by ancestry and not by religion..

We don't have a say in where we are born , do we?

So, why the beef with me?