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Then okoroawusa can employ them when they become half baked graduates..

It will make Biafra very productive...

MrBasketball:
That should shut them up!

Dude, sense of humor please..

The idea is to create fun and laughter not to insult, please...

Dude be like...

Buhari don travel go malta guinness

Make I run away before he comes with another CHANGE campaign...

Sharp dude..

Shebi they want us to believe the heavenly minister are going to be earning peanuts because buhari won't make ministerial job 'business as usual' and save us billions, abi?

Why this denial again?

Chai.. APC can lie for the globe eh!

See oga jeg dey fresh and anty pepe..

Correct people...no single vindictive or sanctimonious bone in them

Not some old geriatric I know

In my hood...in Malta-guinness

Firefire:


[size=13pt]If Nigerians start the cursing angle, I pity the morons who bestowed a 'dullarpoh' on Nigeria.[/size]

For selfish interest and to own oil wells which is now a curse, politicians in SW being led by an 'imperialist capitalist' repacked an old and outdated dictator whose cult likes followers in the Northern Nigeria is huge, a man whose weeping caused dozens of youth corpers's death in 2011, a man who promised that the baboon and the dogs would soak in blood in 2015 to come rule a democratic nation in 2015 this is beyond comprehension.

I remain resolute not minding the outcast position from my kinsmen that General Mohomodu Buhary is not an option in 2015, I was labeled a political jobber, that is fine. Jonathan could not have been an option as they posited, but Buhary should not be in the race. History and his track records as a weak leader in the '80 is there for all to revisit.

"Buhary insensitivity to Nigeria's diversity and his parochial focus are already well-known" - AIT /

"The sweet smell of change is gradually turning into a foul smell of fart coming out of Buhari's backside".

It is evidence that unless Buhary change his tactics, he is bond to fail.

God help Nigeria.

Cc:

Anonimi
Ajepako

Oju won ti nja bayi..

Ara won a bale nigbati ise won ba di ise ati oshi

NgeneUkwenu:
Arrant nonsense!!!

#fartinyourface#

Yes now, let another capable hand come on board jawe..

The guy has been a senator enough to be a permanent mascot..

Make another person chop joh

OK oh.. Are lBB, Abacha, Obj or Yaradua portraits still hanging in business or private offices? No

Someday, same will happen to 'our savior and angel' pmb..

That's law of nature not just peculiar to GEJ..

Anyway, G.eJ remains my crush....

Expect a big fight for kogi loot, physically, legally and 'jujuly'

Lawyers go chop tire..

Good one APC ...

fagbalex:
That guy is too dumb

Dumber than the barely-literate junketeer-in-chief?

I don't think so

cramjones:
This is a very difficult op-ed to write haven been identified as an ardent supporter of President Mohammadu Buhari, however, I have sat back to study the trends in terms of the raw data that reflects development indicators for Nigeria and have realized that fixing Nigeria is way beyond PMB at this point, for the most part in the first 4 years of this government, expect nothing but a little improvement but for the most part things getting really worse! Here is why.

1. When oil was over $100/bararell for the most part in GEJ's regime, the per capita income was only $2800 (average annual earning per head as a function of total GDP), meaning Nigeria saw more money than it had ever seen in the past 16 years, but most citizens can't point out to any Dubai-like improvement. Most of that money made people like Dasuki and Deziani billionaires and left over 112 million people living in poverty. Today oil price less than half of it, per capita income is down to $2200 with persistent rampant corruption even under Buhari. I doubt that any tangible thing can be done in four years. In fact, the economy is so bad that Buhari can't even balance the budget without driving Nigeria further into debt by asking the Senate to grant him approval to borrow over $10billion.

2. Today our growth rate is 2% as opposed to an annual rate of 7%. A 2% growth rate with no hope of an oil price increase will only lead to more job losses, less capital development, and an even more indebted nation.

3. Naira has fallen from N160 to N225 to a dollar in less than 2 years. To understand the impact of this better, consider the following:

Mr Musa earns N160,000 monthly 2 years ago, an equivalent of $1000 value at that time. If Mr. Musa is still earning N160,000 it simply means the real value of money he has is $711. This is even more real in Nigeria since almost everything is imported, and the USD is the currency used to purchase this goods. It simply means that more naira would have to be used to purchase the dollar....eventually this would lead to the price of many things going up since importers would have to break even. Take a trip to the Lagos ports, they are almost dead, customs have lost over 70% of their revenue in the last year or so, due to an almost docile activity.

4. With ISIS attacking Paris, Boko Haram has been more emboldened to continue its campaign on soft targets. The geo-political climate of Nigeria has given rise to Biafra, and in general a wave of percieved and real instability. This will only drive away investors - leaving Nigeria in a more gloomy economy mess.

5. For the past 6 months, Nigeria has had little or no policy directions. We have only 1.5 years to go, and campaigns for elections will begin. As campaigns draw closer, most of the money that would be needed for capital development woudl be diverted for elections. Agitations in the South East would continue, Boko Haram attacks on soft targets will continue, youths would remain unemployed due to little or no capital flowing into and within the country. I only see doom.

I love APC, but I am afraid, the nation can only see any TRUE change if you only give it at least a decade, the remaining 3.5 years is definitely NOT going to be better. Brace yourselves for the worst before it gets an inch better.

God Bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

-CramJones

CC: tonyebarcanista lalasticlala ishilove

Finally you woke up from buhari-left over burukutu-induced slumber..

Hence let me officially welcome you to Lamenting lamenters club..

Fortunately passingshiit and berem are already confounders

And at this rate, you guys will outnumber wailing wailers..

Happy lamenting dude..

GudluckIBB:
If its possible for Buhari to rule this country alone without ministers, he will unfotunately, he can't.

No one knows it all. Even God who knows it all has Angels in heaven.

I hope I'm not getting tired of Buhari.I voted and supported him but things are rather too slow.

.....But I will still say. Sai Buhari so that wailers will be dissapointed.
God help Nigeria.

List of 'lamenting lamenters keep increasing'

Thank you buhari...

Another feather to GEJ's hat..

Oya, 'lamenting lamenters, food don land...

Rilwayne001:
Man, this is extremely graphic.


I am beginning to think PMB is more clueless than GEJ. I just hope I didn't vote a fura-drunk as president.

RIP to the dead.

Is that comment really from rilwayne or its a clone of rilwayne?

I swear the list of lamenting lamenters is growing by the minutes...

Anyway, condolence to the bereaved because whether GEJ or PMB, these are fellow humans..

Truckpusher:
You didn't make it obvious.

I like bad good girls at home but bad girls on the bed.

That's the idea, oblivion...

Truckpusher:
Badt guy

Bad woman, correction..

bugzbunny:
So u follow

Classic!

Hahahahahah,classic!

APC youths mad at being used and dumped ...

The list of lamenting lamenters keep growing

Damn! This is gleefully rich...

MizMyColi:

See? List of lamenting lamenters is growing every minute

They will soon outnumber wailing wailers at this rate..

SeverusSnape:
Lamenting lamenters


Come and collect your 5k.

Sai baba, Sai Barbra!

See the name fits...

Truckpusher:
Lamenting Lamenters.

Una good morning.....


The poster above me is into witchcraft.

The list of lamenting lamenter is just pilling

Soon they will outnumber wailing wailers...

PassingShot:
Boko Haram is still a legacy of GEJ. In fact, everything that is currently wrong with Nigeria has GEJ written all over it. PMB is on a mission to solve the multitude of the problems left behind by the Clueless One and he will succeed even though it won't be easy.

Oya, children of hate and anger, swoop on me as usual for saying the bitter truth

Dear chairperson of lamenting lamenters

Yeah.. GEJ is responsible for ...
Late arrival of Christ
Depletion in the ozone layer
Desert encroachment
Buhari ineptitude and illiteracy
Okorocha's early menopause
And your constant giberrish

The day you drop dead of hate
Hatred for GEJ will be responsible..

Maybe those people didn't vote for CHANGI

Because I cant imagine a responsible CHANJI agent leaving his ' CHANJI ' chanters at the mercy of boko haram

Anyway, my condolence to the bereaved..

Maybe the bomb blast is hitting those who didn't vote for CHANJI in the north as a punishment

Because I don't believe those change chanters in the north should be left at the mercy of boko haram..

Anyway, my condolence to the bereaved..

SirWere:
Let me ask you this question : If Buhari had been a not so rich and a man with no power; would you still have "had a crush on him". Ajepako babes sha dey fall guys hand

Dude, I was a teenager during his last administration, remember?

So its not a case of babes falling hand bcs money or power didn't even come in then, just teenage crush..

His body language reads:

INFERIORITY COMPLEX

SirWere:
Beauty and the Beast!

Sir were, abeg,

I'm not a fan of Buhari, but he is not an ugly man oh

In the 80s in primary 6, I had a crush on him sef!

The old dude is dull, but ugly, no

BABANGBALI:
hahahahhhajhhhaahaha ayam enjoying this

Yes na..

And this oponu is their chairman and madam transgender Berem

flybiz08:
Its spelt as 'Junketeer' not 'Junketer'. SaharaReporters take note!

Sahara News get time to edit and check spelling?

They cook up their stories in point-and-kill joints, dude!

Yeye people