₦airaland Forum

idari:
Let him go and disgrace us again,maybe EAST AMERICA dis time.

And call Obama : OSAMA:
In Baba Daura's voice: Kai my pellow nigerians. I am gwoing to East America two mit wiz dere fresident Osama a pellow muslim prom kenya
walahi i go gip am gworo ,sobo and kunu prom the fiful op daura.
i lope am por east american fiful
but walahi, dat gway thiz, i no go gree bekwas my nigeria fiful will nat be haffi wiz me
kai..osama, i dey craze? why i go legalize gway ? dan boro ba american fiful..

and obama will be: Translator please?!

lastmessenger:
Give them their islamic caliphate so that we can have peace

Abi? so they can govern on the cemetery and desolation they created..

Good point bro..

ShowYourCertificate:
It was called WASC in the 60s. Olodo. All graduates in the 60s where issued WASC Certificate not WASSCE Certificate. Even your Daura President knows this. Check his INEC form, he filled WASC and not WASSCE.

Exactly..It was WASC in those days..

Aiziq:
Even WASSCE U cant even spell yet u wonder what buhari scored in "WASC"... SMH u shud wonder wat u scored in English

Guy, I dont mean to meddle in your beef, but the dude did not misspell any word or acronym

ShowYourCertificate:
I wonder what Buhari scored in Economics in his WASC.

Economics: F9
Commerce: F9
Mathematics: F9
Government: F9
English Language: F9
Arabic: A1
Hausa Language: A1

need we search for any more reason why we are in this deep mess?

omogin:
I have said they should merge osun with a working state like ekiti for instance. Fayose should be able to fix the APC rot there, lol...

guy! you head dey there! ori e wa nibe

ziccoit:
I have problem with my governor's (yes, Aregbesola is my person & APC my beloved party) style of leadership. My guy tells lies like there is no tomorrow. Imagine entered into agreement you quite knew right from the word go you would never abide by or impossible to follow. Why must he lie? Doesn't he know anything build on foundation of lies can never succeed and if it does would never last.

The guy needs some rocking to redirect his whacked thinking process.

Thumbs up for your honest and unbiased stance on issues..
Respect..

Aygem:
Resumed strike after seven months strike?
Am I the only one seeing this?

I read seven weeks, not month

ApcSucks:
Apc is responsible For this I know

yes na GEJ

Humorclux:
This is a welcome development, anything that will accelerate the disintergration of this zoo is welcomed.
Go sniff a dog's shit if you disrespect the killings

Guy, I'm a southerner just like you but whatever our political differences with the north, they are still members of the human race and we should not wish this on anyone..

No offense intended..

This should be a horror movie straight out of Nollywood because I refuse to believe this could happen under the watch of the new service chiefs

If this is real, then Northerners should take up arms and protect themselves because it is obvious they live in a failed state.

This is not a matter of Buhari or GEJ anymore

It;s a matter of citizens protecting themselves against government even..

who cares if they look like lion, tiger, kangaroo or even crocodile?

as long as they stop the wanton killing of innocent nigerians in the north east..

break bottle, break heads, tear una clothes, wetin concern us?

we know say dem be area fadas..

yeye politicians..

Satan and spirit: the easiest scape-goats for apprehended criminals

Nonsense and ingredients..

Dharniel:
and how are we sure this is not a cooked up story.

It was not a cooked up story..

The only false fact there is Lawrence Anini with his second in command,Monday Osunbo were executed on Saturday 28th March 1987.

I remember very well because it was shown on NTA the only tv station then.

If you eat inside pot of soup, rain will fall on your wedding day

If you loose a tooth, you must not allow lizard to see it

If you loose a tooth, you must wrap it with 7 stones (girl) or 9 stones (boys)

If you whistle at night, your mouth will turn to another side

When u see a monitor lizard , you must sing to it or else it will turn to snake..

very funny...all..

The impunity of these pastors sef!

Anyway they get away with all these atrocities because their narrow-minded, blind followers deify and godify them!

One of the reasons why Africa remains under-developed: So much fake spirituality!

Nonsense..

I am not a fan of APC or Buhari, but I think his appointment is good

He is from Borno and knows the terrain very well

Plus, if he is BH apologist, he would know how to manage them and reduce the carnage

And his mandate is clear: It is your state and region: spoil or mar it: your name will be on the lips of your people..

ibedun:
Olorun Oba ngbo. Cluelessness runs in his DNA.

How did your ' sia baba ' look when he was standing aimlessly to see David cameron in England?
You didnt see the photo right?
That is the definition of cluelessness and brainlessness

Dont mind the serial farter!

thaoriginator:
Agbaya, he never do BVN

You wey don do your BVN, no be JAMB score dey your account?

Bedwetter!

buygala:
ok


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The Olosho I slept with yesterday seized a condom full of my spermm because I am still owing her #500 .... Please advise me..... Is my sperms safe?

God punish ogogoro , I swear!

Good..

Hopefully they will hit the ground running..

I like the one from Bornu the most: He is from there, so the implication is: If you like, let BH take over your state..

I'm not a fan of Buhari or APC, but this is not bad..

Hope it works and stops the carnage in the North

Ishilove:
For the singular acts of clearing Oshodi and Yaba, the man has been inducted into the Lagos Hall of Fame. I just wish the other areas of Lagos felt the impact of his rule.

You forgot to mention Fashola's constituency, Surulere.. their roads na paradise

Come to Somolu/Bariga, na cry

Major road linking Palm Grove and Bariga: half done and now abandoned..

Not to mention other roads in these LGAs..

Shameful

shezinton:
Don't know y pple still support failure...despite 418billion debt...

U no know say some Lagosians get indomie for brains when it comes to Tinubu and APC

blueseacats:
Symbol of tinubu's hard work over 16 years in power.

And GEJ's cluelessness and fault... [color=#006600][/color]

Rockstar2014:
Why withdraw the troops or do they want to make the people there prey to boko haram?

Before nko?

Thank God these ones have enough sense to leave for safer region!

Next time, Nigerians will shine eyes well before voting..

Babaonechance