₦airaland Forum

Obama is like: Greeting to you my African ancestor..

Now I see you need my brains to counter insurgency, revamp your dead economy, develop infrastructure, ?

Here is my final offer: marry me!

or let my daughter Malia marry your daughter Zahra.

So either we are married or we are inlaws..

Sai Naijeria..

Anyway, Baba no get another cloth?

Abi his tailor na mallam Kabiru the shoe-maker?

Enjoy USB, opps! USA

pedel:
What do you know about investment?
The money lost by some is gained by some. It's not as if Aliens raided the NSE and carted money away at gun point.
How old are you? You don't hide behind a faceless forum and a tecno phone to talk talk about bank balance of someone you never met. Is this how your parents brought you up or Nairaland is having negative influence on you?

Look at this dumbo?
I thought I was joking with someone with a sense of humor and not a sourpuss with a chip on his shoulder.
And the next time you choose to lecture me about moral, safe it..because it is apparent you are either a geriatric or a child..

And I'm probably not your mate..

misspicy:
Baba go slow wan wreck our economy

In other news
Please kindly ignore any rumor about the Central Bank of Nigeria(CBN) using my picture on the new #2000 Naira note to be introduced...Yes, truly The Government approached me but I rejected the offer for
security reasons...


I no dey proud ni

Click 20 likes if you think this bed-wetter deserves a slap..

abouzaid:
when last did we hear sai buhari on nairaland? e don de clear dem for eyes. all of us go hear nwii for this chanji

So you noticed too?

vfactor:
So in other words, one clueless was substituted for another?

No dude..

Brainless was substituted for clueless

pedel:
Politically motivated junk.
If they lost money I can only say sorry.
PMB need time to plan and implement his plans.
I am not expecting him to continue on some of the templates left by PDP. Some of the federal Ministries must be scrapped and merged. Don't forget we voted for change and that is exactly what we are getting.
Anyone not interested can relocate to Lome. You don't need visa.

;
How nice of you to talk about trillion belonging to unlucky investors..

I no blame you , when your account balance na JAMB score.. [color=#006600][/color]

merry02:
Pls give baba time!

Why wont you give our ancestor more time?

When your account balance is thesame as JAMB score..

Bedwetter...

olaboy001:
We Nigerians just have give this man time to fix up the mess PDP has put this nation. 49days in office many of you're expecting drastic change. Am very sure none of you guyz can even manage his own life properly within that few days talkless of a whole nation. Give Mr President time.

If you live in Yobe, Adamawa and Borno and you have Boko Haram on your trail in hot pursuit, let's see how you handle PMB's 'patience' and 'time'.
Look, if people are expecting drastic change, it's because he promised 'drastic change'

Themonster:
Buhari is sipping burukutu touring the world while his North are dying

Hehehehehehe

i love this JANJI

Chai...You harsh oh!

BecaciaBarbie:
As in ehnnn! Change is truly here o! Now I can watch my series with out fear, we only fuel our cars, no more boredoms, my battery is always full and my street looks more beautiful! Darkness is gone and its gone for good! I'm so loving this!

#GodBlessBuhari

So, na buhari bring light? In just 2 months?
He surely is a 'miracle worker'

Who is this Burantashi dude?

Another wanna-be failure?

you can be sure Boko haram will respond with bombs tomorrow in Gods know where..

I'm not wishing him bad or anything, but we all know that once the military goes on the media to advertise their method or logistics, then, Boko Haram gets enraged and innocent civilians are wasted..

Abeg, park well and do the job you were commissioned to do with little noise..

We want results, not news of tactic of warfare

What did you base your opinion on?

On your personal study of those courses or because of how they sound?

Honestly, you know nothing about what you have just spewed out..

Geology, Mass Communication, PA, Yoruba, all easy??

Bullshit..

Dictatorship mode activated...

Witch-hunting downloaded

Nigeria: Welcome to militocracy..

Sai Buhari..

kentAire:
Guy calm down. me too dey eye the babe!

Can someone please do these bed-wetters a favor and download hot slaps for them?

[quote author=otunsman post=36020409]If it was gej that was still in charge you would hear prominent elders from the north,hell rufai,lair mohammed and apc godfathers calling for his head.I wonder why they have all kept quiet like dumb.[/qub



Because they all have pampers on their mouths now..

To heal their mouth diarrhoea

ITbomb:
Where is Lie Mohammed to explain what Buhari said?

RIGHT NOW HE HAS PAMPERS ON HIS STINKING AND LEAKING MOUTH!

charger09:
food for TANoids..

yES OH..

FOOD FOR US

AND POO FOR BUHARIODS

AT LEAST UNA BABA IS HONEST

IN THIS INSTANCE

huangcheng:
LOL please don't make me laugh. I thought you guys said it was the fear of Buhari that fixed the refineries.

I LOVE YOU SOOOOO MUCH!
GBAM!

im Yoruba and I'm ashamed to be associated with this sham.

Very embarrassing [color=#006600][/color]

jeeeeeeesssuuuuuusssss!

onyedikachukwue:
And d so called president is cruising somewhere in USA.

What a president .
Carefree about the citizens.

He is not just cruising, he is also enjoying lap dance in Las Vegas..

Then he will proceed to strip joints in Los Angeles..

Baba no wan old oh..

ukipet1:
what about kebbi state?

I already mentioned kebbi in my earlier post but even kebbi has been attacked by the fulanis once..

Plus, i remember very correctly during my service year in kebbi in 2001-2002 that kebbi is an extremely tolerant state. I personally witnessed a christian that got drunk and made a nuisance of himself in public when kebbi was under sharia law then. I asked the sharia police why they didnt beat or arrest him and they were emphatic that they could not touch him because he is a christian and a southerner. That their emir had already warned them against touching southerners and christians. I was impressed with that level of tolerance and respect for other people's ethnicity and religion. That says something about kebbi , right?



Guy, im not pointing fingers, but check and be observant henceforth and the day Katsina is attacked is the day BH ends. But that day will never come because BH will never attack Katsina

Im not pointing fingers, but just be observant henceforth..

yoged:
E ni ori yo odile

abi oh..

africanpea:
No please!!! Sokoto is a safe place oo




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Guy, I love sokoto because i served in Kebbi (former Sokoto) in 2001 but sorry to burst your bubble.
I dont wish evil for sokoto because the people are nice, accommodating and tolerant, but right now, the only state i think BH will never touch is Katsina..
I just keep wondering why..

danaiks:
You guys should keep calm
PMB is working

Abeg, 'told' them

Quote me:

The only state in the north safe from terrorist attack or fulani rampage is KATSINA

It has never and will never happen in that state

And I always wonder why..

May God continue to protect us..

kossyablaze:
Tourist President...........Who knows where boko haram would strike 2day?

Anywhere in the north, except Daura or anywhere in Katsina state..

I tell you, that is the only northern state that have NEVER been hit either by rampaging Fulani killers or Boko Haram

xkris11:
Why are you all bashing her?she is asking the right questions

Or she is playing according to a script

themilanway:
I thought you guys said all she ever did was to unecessarily criticize Jonathan and his government and that she is lobbying for a ministerial job in Buhari's government?

Is she no longer doing all of the above or what?

Most of you digruntled Jonathan supporters are nothing but hypocrites and confused human beings.

You are either slow or a hypocrite if you fail to see that she is playing according to a script..

SirHouloo:
Its like this woman isn't scared of DSS...

This baldy?
Abeg she is playing a script!

barcanista:
Just last night news broke out that security operatives from the Department of State Security (DSS) were surrounding the private residence of immediate past National Security Adviser Rtd Col Dasuki Sambo. It was also reported that another group of DSS agents had taken over the family residence of the Sokoto caliphate prince, holding members of his family hostage in their bid to arrest the ex-NSA. While some supporters of the government cheered at the news, some of us are worried of the development. We are worried because we want to be sure whether we are still in the 1984 General Buhari draconian era or we are in the 2015 President Buhari era.

What can justify the harassment of a man that was never summoned by the security agents to appear before their agency? Has there been any court warrant issued against him. So why the harassment? If Dasuki Sambo is needed to explain certain things to the DSS or any security agency, isn't it proper to send him invitation/summon for him to appear? Is it not when he failed to appear that he can be declared "Wanted" and forcefully arrested? Some people alleged that he was "corrupt" when he was the NSA, but they failed to realise that the agencies mandated for anti-corruption fight are EFCC, ICPC and Special Fraud Unit of the Police force. Even at that there are procedures.

Was Buhari sincere when he said that he has been democratically converted from his dictatorial past and will operate under democratic norms? In his own word in his February 16 Chatham House Speech

“Before you is a former military ruler and a converted democrat who is ready to operate under democratic norms"
www.vanguardngr.com/2015/02/buhari-at-chatham-house-why-i-want-to-be-president-buhari/

Let us recall that days after Buhari was elected President, one of the first thing he did was to bar law abiding journalists attached to AIT from covering his activities. It took spirited efforts and criticism from patriotic Nigerians before he had to reverse himself. We all hoped that event will be the last undemocratic act of the then President-elect. But it now appears like we were wrong.

I am not here to hold brief for Col Dasuki Sambo, I am not saying that he shouldn't be made to face the law if he's found wanting. My position is that proper procedure need to be followed, I believe this is the position of the law. We can't allow government to continue to disregard our laws at will. That's unacceptable. If we allow this to go on we may someday become victims individually or as a group. The President must abide by his pledge at subject himself to democratic norms. He cannot be deploying the same draconian tactics of 1984 under the democratic era of 2015.

Recall that on February 10, the APC leader Alhaji Bola Ahmed Tinubu alleged that he was being monitored by the military. Though this was refuted by the military as a ruse. However, the APC tagged it as "criminal" and misuse of the security agencies. In the words of Lagos APC Spokesman Joe Igbokwe

"We see this brazen display of brute force as yet another in the series of the criminal misuse of the army...
We urge Nigerians to rise up and fight the creeping culture of impunity and deliberate misuse of the army and other security agencies for the prosecution of the hideous interests..."
www.thenewsnigeria.com.ng/2015/02/10/military-siege-on-tinubus-lagos-home-fashola-lagos-apc-react/

I hope the President learn from the words of his party. Most importantly, he should act like a converted democrat and not a pretentious dictator operating under the cover of "agbada".



May God Almighty Bless Us All
Happy Eid To All Muslim Faithfuls

Barca..The old dude is not a converted dictator but a blatant and glaring dictator..

BossTtdiamonds:
The Wailing Wailers would soon attribute this to GEJ...

Who else?

Buhari??


I laugh in Gujarati..