₦airaland Forum

Hello: Tinubu!

Hello : IBB

Una dey hear?

Dele Giwa, Anthony Enahoro, Funsho Williams, Bola Ige, Kudirat Abiola...

It still doesnt mean Buhari is a dullarrddiinnho!

Baba one chance..

keep looking for old murder cases to throw Nigerians off tracks..

Na lie! we will hold your responsible for your campaign mantra!

Insecurity in North east, naira to dollar, 5k for unemployed youths, free food for primary school kids, stabilization of oil price, N50 pump fuel..

Dauradullarddullardinho!

I blame GEJ for this! ........Lie MuhhaMAD

The old dude with diaper on his mouth due to mouth diarrhea

God go catch una one by one

Awon oloshi

MKO4ever:
This guy too handsome, abeg!

If I hear!

uhurugirl:
CNN surely should be sued for this, what kind of trash is this

Sue? For what?

Isnt that what they promised? CHANGE?

Why sue someone trying to remind you of what you promised?

Boldly written also.

Guy, I disagree

Chai...See APC 'change'

I'm sure those victims's last thought before they were killed by Boko Haram was : But we voted for change! Where is the change??!!

Kai Buhari..

Anyway, may God console us all because it is a national tragedy whether PDP or APC

By the way, hit 'LIKE' if you miss GEJ..

Really, this old dude is confused

APC will announce something with one lip

Change it in the next breathe

That is the definition of confusion, directionless, cluelessness, and brainlessness

Nigerians, welcome the new government..

Like she will be privy to the real happenings there

As a woman

and a southerner

Two strikes against her

Anyway, congrats, aburo,,

deejayALFY:
U R D NEWEST FOOL ON NL...DAT WS TYPIN ERRO..I MEANT MENTOR

UR FOOLISH FATHER IS BEIN RULE BY OLODO PMB...DATS WHY U R A FOOL AS UR FATHER

QUOTE ME AGAIN AND WATCH URSELF GO MAD... #MotherFucker

Go back and collect your school fees from your schools..if you attended any..

Your spelling, grammar, tense, punctuation are just atrocious..

Even your corrections are fraught with errors!

Why do I even bother ?

ephemm:
Why is Tinubu absent?

He travelled to West Germany to represent the daura dude

and to greet president 'michelle'

godoluwa:
hmmm...eni to ba ni wipe oun nikan l'oun gbon, irufe eni be ni baba obo. oro tinubu ti di atekogbon aketi aja, to lo f'obe pamo lehin ta ti fi ge l'eti tan

Tinubu tilekun mori , ko le bo sode!

Alakori omo ale Iragbiji...

deejayALFY:
BABA PMB MY MAN

SARAKI MY MENTOL

DOGARA MY ROLE MODEL

CLICK LIKE FOR BABA PMB

MORE LIKE FOR SARAKI/DOGARA...#BabaDoSomthing

Saraki your 'Mentol'?

No be only your mentol, na your Aboniki.. and Chinese Robb!

Olodo like Buhari..

alaoeri:
Now we have a VP unlike the immediate past administration.

No , we have an Akpan boi-boi

Congrats to us Southerners!

Seanixking:
;DMore Likes For Our Able Vp

This Is The Kinda Vp We Need.

Kudos

Yeah bro!

An 'Akpan' VP

We're blessed..

fredoooooo:
Now we have a VP

Yeah! an 'Akpan' VP

Congrats to us!

MKO4ever:
Baba, I pray for God to give you the strength and wisdom to deliver Nigeria to the promised land and we (on nairaland) love you so much

Speak for yourself bro

I dont love him..

Talk is cheap babaonechance

we want action

like GEJ did in his time

put your boko boys on a tight leash

enough of this bloodbath not of baboon and dogs but of innocent citizens

those who voted you trusted you with their lives and properties

act like a General they think you are

and stop giving your rank a bad name

and you buharoids, una eyes don dey clear, abi?

GEJ, abeg continue to drink your 'ogogoro' in peace in Otueke

and laugh at the wavers of brooms and their guillible followers

and their fake change

I dont mean to be negative or pessimistic but I think the VP should limit his visit to Northern states

It seems Boko Haram strikes every northern state he visits..

Just saying sha..

Xetima:
Hope they have fire-fighters around the venue

And tailors to sew their torn clothes after their fights, kicks, and slaps!


Plus a babalawo to reverse any juju they strike each other with!

LMAO!

The dot (...) writers and space wasters

she's fatter but cuter

When people leave Nollywood, their lives are more meaningful and quiet

Enjoy, GF..

skoles007:
This is my year of massive pay!!!

I dont mean to shatter your dream but their pay is not good..

No offense.. I have pals there and they talk..

Anyway, best of luck

Apply and hear them offer you : 50k

Caleb is one of the biggest money-making , yet the stingiest paying school or university

Plus you go wear suit taya..

But sha, they pay promptly

barcanista:
haha How are yu? Longest time

Always good...gracias

barcanista:
Nigeria under Buhari is practicing "Photocracy".

In Lagos , my home state, it is called: Familiocracy, Paddiocracy..Nepocracy..

How about that?

APC....chanji

Commendable, but so what?

GEJ did that too

So, what's the biggie?

Anyway, I have forgotten we are photo-governed now..

The 'short dude' visited Adamawa today?

Expect another suicide attack there..

I dont ill-wish him or the region

But check the trend there

Once an important official visits, then they intensify attacks

All is well

For those of you calling for the head of the police for arresting him for not committing a crime, you are wrong

The dude committed a crime and it is called : Voyeurism; defined as the sick act of getting sexual satisfaction by watching undressed people secretly..

I know he committed a lesser crime compared to the big ones here, but the guy should get a bulala in prison..

anonimi:
Where is Baba One Chance

He is googling Western Germany

IGBOSON1:
^^^Gracias mi amigo!

De nada mi hermano!

Buenas tardes..

onatisi:
Benin ,niger,chad ,togo or ghana but don't go to libya oooo the next time someone shouts change you will ask him what type of change

Try West Germany

Ola17:
My eyes don dey clear small small.

GEJ must be laughing his a.ss off on how gullible we were.

I love your honesty bro!

It takes a real man to admit his mistake

loomer:
Who do we run to?

Try 'President Michelle of West germany'