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I suggest the house of Assembly or senate should have a tailor or ejika-ni-shop or Obioma the tailor on their premises

In case of 'accidental' tearing of clothes due to slaps,kicks, punches, ifoti, ifase, iforun, knowckout,

or Aluwo, aluki, alupa..

Tinubu..... Ameachi....?

How market?

When you sell your brethren for cheap, you never re-purchase him cheap

As the North has started showing us in the South.

At least , Tinubu has an 'Akpan' representing his interest in Aso Rock, but what of Amaechi?

All those hard earned billions of Rivers people, down the drain of APC

chai.. I weep for Nigeria for this costliest blunder, blind trust, gullibility,,ethnic/religious bigotry and self-inflicted quagmire..

ahaz:
we told u guys that pdp is bad, but apc is worst

Shebii we said the devil (PDP) you know is better than the angel (APC) you dont know, they said we get mouth odour..

Make dem deal with their own fake CHANGE..

APC.....CHANJI...

bloodkiIler:
so much wahala for the illiterate terrorist Daura President gworo chewing bastard burukutu sipping gorilla Buhari

confusion shall be your portion till the last day of your Hopless miserable life.

Hopless cow Daura President the bastard kunu sipping monkey


Buhari is a terrorist - Elrufai

Guy! you dey vex for dem baba oh!

aweloa:
i dont know why we voted Goodluck Jonathan again..how can Jonathan watch our ''misguided brothers'' kill our hausa brothers? we need to vote jonathan the clueless out...

And vote-in the 'clueful' President Buhari of Dauraville..

Sarcasm 101..

Whynotthetruth:
Good...but in all, remember your womanhood supercedes all others...don't ever stop being emotional... it will scare men away if u do...and the joy of womanhood is fully discovered in her vulnerability...be real babe

IFAHIA! lol

CMSbrands:
This must be PDP at work cuz they are broke and needed money to run has an opposition.

Pdp guys are too ssoft to be an opposition abi dem no know how to criticize??

Ode, if you have 1/500,000 of what PDP has , then your miserable life will not be spent typing nonsense online..

Whynotthetruth:
I am wowed by your line of thought especially given you're a lady(no disrespect to them plzzz)...but they use their heart more than their head...keep it up

Not this lady..she uses her head more than her heart..If she has one, that is..;lol

She is tougher than nails..

No offense to the testosterone here..

Buhari: Who mess for here? Nasir, na you?

El Rufai: No be me oh, I swear! Na dat 'ordinary commissioner' for ya back!

Buhari: Kai.. Shege dan boro ba!

barcanista:
hahahaha My brother, the matter of APC tire me o. During campaign they said so many things to confuse Nigerians. In fact the President promised to "hit the ground running" from May 29. Now they are telling us that they need time to appreciate the situation. So they never did all that yet they were making noise during campaign. Smh

Barca, to be honest, this GEJ ouster is a blessing in disguise..
APC is already being exposed for its ill-preparedness for governance, agendaless stance, ignorance of the enormity of our problem, ego-centrism,
paddiocracy, and big-cockism.. It is imminent they cannot sustain the tempo of propaganda and falsehood they embarked on during their campaign..

Meanwhile, GEJ is resting fitfully in LA and drinking his 'ogogoro' in peace and laughing his head off at our present self-inflicted quagmire..

Raise your cup in a toast with me Barca!
And hey! I'm not a guy.. lol

AdelekeAkinola:
Many Nigerians are so tpribalistic and self cenptered to the epxtent that when they see white they will say its black as far as the white doesn't sooth them. I don't know why someone in his or her right sense will be calling the president a dullard,when your own father who was not a dullard never even became a councillor in your local government talkless of president. For God sake this man is our president even if he is dullard we are the one that put him there. So please cut all this your crappy foul language you use on the man else when the judgement of God come on you,nobody will be there for u. cos The bible say we should respect the people in authority dullard or not. A word is enough for the wise they say.

ori e buru lorun e!

Why didnt you start waxing morality when GEJ was mocked on this forum?

Abi GEJ is not old enough to be respected as a president, husband and father and old man?

Abeg, take your prim, bible-thumping principle elsewhere, prefarably, Moremi Hall in UNILAG, Allen Avenue of AYilara!

barcanista:
I will always commend the government when they do the right thing. I have no personal issues with Buhari and I still maintain that. My own is that he should keep to his word by declaring his asset and also run the government the way it should be. I don't expect him to know everything (nobody can), but I expect him to fix the right people and chun out sane developmental policies.

Well said Barca..
He gave the impression of being the much-awaited Messiah that will rescue Nigeria from the 'quagmire' caused by GEJ, shey?
So if Nigerians expect miracle from him, then, miracle he must wrought, since he promised it..

All rational- thinking folks know APC is the biggest scam in Nigeria and the populace will pay for it..

As they are already paying for it in Northeast.. with blood

Meanwhile here in Eko, I'm sipping my Avian water.. not kunu or zobo like some President Buhari of Dauraville..

ERODEDEAST:
Is the "Katsina Illiterate" still in the country or he's gone back to West Germany Permanently.

The President Buhari is sitting among Aso Rock furniture and wondering how he got to sit on a duvel

He is probably swinging the duvel and flipping channels on Satelite Tv..

Probably to porn sites...

Meanwhile, Borno, Adamawa and Yobe burn..

Inshal allah, baba is on the situation..

barcanista:
Baba is still learning on the job! Let's give the trainee president time to learn

Exactly bro!
Let the trainee and experimental president learn on the job..
By the time he is qualified, then:
North east will be completely wiped out by Boko Haram
Dollar will be 500 to naira

Then, APC e-warriors and Buharoids will know say na one chance dem enter..

Now this old man adds colour to 'cluelessness'

Add 'brainless' to it and you wont be far from the truth..

Notice-me syndrome

APC trademark

Government of propaganda, by propaganda, for propaganda

arsetalks:
Your life must be very sad if you had to lie this much on the man just so you can score some cheap points. You are suffering from a serious "my region syndrome". It is time you seek professional help before it is too late.

Right after you, sir..

Okaka27:
and you want him to accomplish all dat in 25 days??

Ladies and Gentlemen , I gv u d biggest fool on Nairaland

And you suffer from the biggest idiocy and acutest mumuism for believing the scam called APC and its fake promise

Keep dreaming and take your dreams to bank and collect your 5, 000 naira as your 'baba' promised you

Impoverished dumb-ass-wipe-shit

boombay:
Story for the gods!

Kai.. APC and hypocrisy,,

Now that we mentioned corrupt APC members, it's now story for the gods, abi?

boombay:
I can see gej shivering!
madueke come out!
okonjo come out
una yansh don open like fowl own



somebody shout "SAI BABA!!!"


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What about Tinubu?

Ameachi?

El-Rufai?

Obansanjo?

Oshiomole?

Fayemi?

I guess they are spotless clean and saintly?

GidisFinest:
He wears one dress... Dem go complain
He buys Suit... Dem go complain
Im wife wear watch... Dem go complain

By the way... We don dey get light for mile 2
SAI BABA!

Yeah, we have virtually 12 hours of uninterrupted power supply in my area in Palm grove too

But, we all know light became stable when babaonechance came to power because apparently, nothing happened to power supply in the first place

APC sabotaged energy sector to ensure the fall of GEJ administration

And as soon as their 'baba' got there, voila! light became constant and uninterrupted so the credit can go to APC

I dont see how Baba could have ensured stable power supply when the old dude has not even settled down or chosen his cabinet

Agreed, GEJ had a fault

And that is not excercising his power as a president and welding the cane on those that APC used to sabotage him

Quote me..

Like he vowed to eradicate Boko haram two weeks after ascension to power?

Like he promised to stabilize oil price?

Like he promised to make naira equivalent to dollar?

Like his promise to pay unemployed youths 5, 000 naira monthly?

Like he promised to feed school kids daily?

APC, the biggest scam of the modern Nigeria

phrezzz:
Bro i love GEJ no homo but lets not lie to ourselves, BH Were not defeated under GEJ he was fighting them but they were still very much around.

Im a pro GEJ and yeah, there were mistakes here and there

But he fought them hard in the end and they retreated and died en-masse

But the army under Buhari has not fought a single battle against them since GEJ's ouster

And it doesnt help that their 'baba' is expending the army's strenght on less-harmful Niger Delta while Boko Haram is allowed to come back and fester..plus he direct the army to retreat from all roads..

That, to me connotes senselessness and brainlessness on the side of the present administration

If we have one, that is..

CSTR2:
Most of the sai buhari hordes are missing in this thread.
yeye people.

Guy, you never see Buharoids like Berem here..

They are on sabbatical now that their 'baba' is fucking up big time

The north is just gradually coming to term with its problem with BH hitting them in full force

Buhari is the worst mistake Nigeria ever made, in recent time..

This CHANGE is nothing but a scam and Nigeria is already paying for it in less than a month..

Siddon look

It is only in Nigeria that police and area boys piss side by side on the street

It is only in Nigeria that run girls shout the loudest halleluyah in church

It is only in Nigeria that you find people replacing 'clueless' with 'brainless'

It is only in Nigeria that police collect egunje openly

it is only in nigeria you find everyone queuing at akara joints every night

bloodkiller:
Daura President stop sipping kunu and appoint your Hopless cabinet.

illiterate old brainless bastard burukutu sipping monkey

Kai...see vexmentation!

Easy on the old dude pls

When will it be one dollar to even hundred naira?

At least I'm not asking for one to one fah

ISSORITE OH

Sorry to differ

But this dude is not prophesying something new

It is obvious that power play and egocentricity will pull down APC

Because I dont see members agreeing to to the line and work in unity

Dem baba should just beware of his 'good' intentions sha

odinese:
This tinubu guy fine die...

IF I HEAR!

9niceguy:
Handsome jagaban. See him cloth like onions bag

See vexment!

Good one sha!

Lol

Acekidc4:
The Jagaban Warlord Himself, I hail oh Baba!!




The Fear of Jagaban 1 of Nigeria is the Beginning of Commonsense!!

Another a-s-s licking Tinubuoid..

Carry go

Acekidc4:
The Jagaban Warlord Himself, I hail oh Baba!!




The Fear of Jagaban 1 of Nigeria is the Beginning of Commonsense!!

Another a-s-s licking Tinubuoid..

Carry go