₦airaland Forum

Oh I see!

I'm a billionaire today

And I started with two goats!

See where I am today, rubbing shoulders with Adenuga, Dangote and Otedola..

That will make a good inspirational talk: In Sambisa forest..

LMAO!

I'm not a fan of the old dude,

But i consider this too extreme

He will appoint his cabinet when he is ready

Litigation isnt what the old man needs now

mployer:
Buhari's appointments as of date..

15 advisers

2 spokespersons for himself

1 spokesperson for Osibanjo


A total of 18 men whose job is to talk....and some folks are still expecting action

Bro, this administration has already put its propaganda machinery in motion

One thing they have forgotten is that propaganda won them the election, but it wont win them a re-election in 2019

Just watching sha

Princecalm:
and what progress did we have when GEJ sat on the seat for the first three weeks in office? And mind you I only said our progress will hit you guys badly and that is to say you are even yet to see it.

Amen to that..

See? i mean no grudge..

Not an aggressive and violent janjaweedians somewhere..

Well, this is going a long way in showing Prof Osinbajo that Buhari is in charge


Not BAT as he would want to be

Meaning Osinbajo will continue to be the a-s-s wipe and b-u-tt boy of the north

He will be the figure head and Yes-sir Akpan to the old dude

Who says our Lagos BAT wont live to regret selling out to the North?

Anyway, watching all the s-h-i-t in 3D

I just love how this drama is playing out

buodera:
Trust Baba na. action time

If I hear!

ECOTERRORS:
He still Looks DULL

And out of place..

he looks more at home and relaxed with his cows than behind a posh desk in Aso Rock

Princecalm:
our progress will hit those Tanoids like a big blow.

Sitting behind a chair to assume duty after more than three weeks of ascension to power is progress to you?

Lord have mercy!

ibkgab001:
Aregbesole the only useless Governor of His own state not my own state


Because my state is the state of the living spring and not ; state of Osun as proclaimed by the daft gomina with brown teeth like cow's teeth


By this time last year the fool was busy buying fruits and food for people to break there fast at the Government house using state fund carelessly

Na now una eyes open?

Sorriment!

jamex93:
d Muslims have taken a bold step

i wonder wat d Christians r waiting for


its our duty to reach out to our fellows but the saved and the unsaved



may God help us

I dont mean to sound bigoted, but check the records, the Christians started it..Long before moslems ,

xtervaganza:
no achievement in almost a month you said.............4 refineries will start working after years of non operation you never said




but but but Jonathan till 2019

Refineries will start working in 30 days
Boko Haram will be crushed in 30 days
Unemployed youths will get 5k monthly soon
Oil price will be stabilized soon
Naira will be equivalent to a dollar soon

Yeah,, all na soon
APC.....Onechance

henryobinna:
please somebody answer me, is Buhari into showbiz n 'modelling'?


every day pictures,pictures flooding the inteenet.


very soon it'll be Buhari in toilet m Buhari leaving the toilet.

Leave the old dude

He stays and goes everywhere except his office to start governance

For his constant photos and selfies, he is now Buha-Dashian!

he takes more selfies than Kim Kardashian

Babaonechance

Wetin money go cause eh!

Good one guy!

Tell Baba to enrol there so his ' certificate' will stop reading:

Mathematics: F9

English Language: F9

Economics: F9

Commerce: F9

Government: F9

Bollinger:
Oh. You mean Germany. I currently reside in Germany and I thought there was another one West of here.

Olodo. West Germany and Germany are two different countries. West Germany doesn't exist anymore while Germany does.

Apparently, living in Germany has made you lose reality with happenings in Nigeria.
Of course we know west Germany has ceased to exist..
But our senile President still referred to Germany as West Germany and referred to the German Chancellor, Angela Markel as President Michelle of West Germany, hence the ' west Germany joke here at home.
Guy, act civilized and stop insulting..
Else I would have called you a mumu

Choose any one of the alternatives below:

When Obasanjo is in a jolly and smiling mood after meeting with a set of politicians, then,....................................

(a) A politician is about to fall

(b) a Politician is doomed

(c) a politician is about to cry a river of tears

(d) a politician is finished

(e) a politician has fallen yakata

(f) a life is about to be ruined

Bollinger:
Where in the world is West Germany? I googled it and nothing came up.

Guy, check Babaonechance brain, West Germany and President Michelle Markel are residents there

This APC and LIE Muhammed can LIE for Africa, ,eh??!

Honestly, the guy Lie Muhammed is aptly named by his ancestors..

Anyway, that would be expected from a delusional, out-of-touch and diaper-clad old man..

Kai...I will disown him if he is my father..

Awon oniro osi

adioolayi:
I don't need to mail your type...this is an open forum...You tell the whole world his crime and the court of law that convicted him...so simple... Do you understand? Ediot!

Yeah oga, we know Tinubu is a saint, spotless and unblemished politicians. No single kobo missed under his administration or BRF...

I heard the pope is coming to canonise him for his sainthood...

Abi? Happy now?..

njays24:
This is very shameful indeed. Is our military sleeping? I thought they've been told to move to borno with immediate effect. Are they waiting for the go-ahead from PMB? NIGERIA!!!

No, our Borno-stationed military are waiting for 21 days before they begin operation against boko haram

They even announced it on the pages of newspapers..

So, boko haram have the licence to kill for another 21 days while our military remain on 21 days vacation

Soon, BH will have nothing to kill but stones and trees

This is even better

In the early 80s,

You go to NET building in Marina to make phone call

and if you need to call abroad,

You will have to take a number and queue

Gosh! Nigeria has really evolved..

Anybody can slander GEJ

But you cannot take away his: Humility, amiability, warm and ready smile..

GEJ, God bless you and we are happy you are finally at peace

To drink and leave the headache and ulcer to the 'clueful, know-it-all kwaroftion fighter'

Dancing shoki in honor of GEJ

Slynonny:
My House boy sorry Husband Buhari the Daura President is impotent and a failure to MANHOOD.
#Aisha_Buhari_d_Prostitute.

Haba! Im not a Buharoid but that is not nice..

eyenibibio:
There is something about Jonathan that just makes me like this man anytime he speaks.

Yeah.. Me too!

Not some old dude who still lives in West Germany with President Michelle..

Tonto no dey?

So with all her noise?

just wondering or maybe i missed it

I'm Yoruba from Lagos state

Yet, I believe if the gods are gonna be angry

They should direct their anger at BAT

For selling us cheap to the a-b-o-k-iss for kunnu drink

Lobatan

This one that Area fada is praising our old dude

Shey no be say Area fada dey water ground for appointment?

Abi?

allanphash7:
Your end time is near boko haran

since when have you been saying that?

If I hear!

With his kin photo photo,

E be like say the guy dey nurse political ambition oh

anything fit happen

any way, nice pic, with good intention

hopefully

blackpanda:
I guess you are just as slow as you are dumb!
Sure your dense brain was notified why the President had to travel. It was not a pleasure trip, mumu!

You are aptly named!

Ile lan wo ka to s'omo loruko..

A president that commenced governance after 21 days...

Im sure once an opportunity to travel arises again

he will drop governance and leave his duty post again

Kai...This Ajala-travel old dude don tire person oh

Boko Haram with its misplaced priority..

Where are they when you need them?

That should be their target..

Maybe not to kill but to scare those pot-bellied idiots that caused their problems

yeah, shikena