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RomanceRe: MY HUSBAND MAKES ME FEEL INSECURE by Ajfems(m): 10:44am On Dec 22, 2017
Must u cast ur husband here... Go and meet marriage counselor nau. White girl... Racism.
ND if u feel insecure... Well the while country feels Same way... It christmas for Pete sake.

RomanceRe: Ladies Will You Enter This Man's House? by Ajfems(m): 10:38am On Dec 22, 2017
Go in nau

PoliticsRe: Okorocha Fires Back At Bishop Chukwuma by Ajfems(m): 10:35am On Dec 22, 2017
Lol

PoliticsRe: Najeem Salaam, Osun Speaker Throws Gala And Lipton Tea To His Constituents by Ajfems(m): 4:25pm On Dec 21, 2017
Lipton and gala... Na wa oo. ND dis one go collect project money ooo.


Wen he starts sharing rice tell me. Osun straight cheesy
CelebritiesRe: 2017 Top 15 Ugliest Musicians In Nigeria – Both Male & Female by Ajfems(m): 4:17pm On Dec 21, 2017
Bro, Nobody ugly. Ur profile pix tho.. U be woman or man. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nigerian Man And His Italian Based Look-Alike (Photos) by Ajfems(m): 11:41am On Dec 19, 2017
Spent few mins looking at d pix... Is something wrong with ma eyes. Ow dem take resemble...

Maybe I shd get those glasses dey recommended two years... Dis shit jst got real.
CelebritiesRe: Adekunle Gold Slam Simi For Opening Her Breast (screenshot) by Ajfems(m): 10:30am On Dec 19, 2017
johnime:
As 2017 gradually draws to a close, this is a fitting time to acknowledge the top ten of the ladies who made my sex life great in 2017. I wish you all a great festive season and may your ministry continue to prosper in 2018

1. Nkechi my office colleague. Thanks for initiating me into the ritual of office romance. It was good while it lasted but you want more than the bedroom rendezvous but at this stage I have nothing more to offer and just can't keep up with the hide and seek game trying to deflect colleagues from guessing the truth.

2. Sandy the stripper. Great pole dancer, great sex always. You never disappoint in bed and somehow you always manage to get to my "manly" Tips first before I get to yours. Where I am concerned, you know the right buttons to touch.

3. Toyin the QSR supervisor. New Mom you are, but it does not take anything away from your style and sexy appearance. Since you, I don't accept new birth as reason for looking and dressing sloppily from ladies. You gave me my first drink of breast milk as an adult. Very sexy. Thank you.

4. Naomi my neighbor's househelp. With your packaging it is difficult to ignore you and you not only have it, you used it well to pleasure me. Its unfortunate your madam evicted you before time but the 4 months you were in my hood was an adventure in mischief and naughty sex.

5. Ify the Doctor. First time with a virgin and if I had known I wont have bothered. Anyway, since then I have thought you a few tricks and you learn fast. I know your boo dislikes me but I am happy to have helped him open the way and teach you a few ways to pleasure him now that the issues around your fidelity has boiled over. He will thank me later.

6. Yetunde my FWB. Konji is a funny thing. After over 3 years of knowing and friendzoning each other, we got talking about sex and casually wondered how it will be like with each other and ACTUALLY DID IT. Since then you have been a revelation and I like our no strings attached rhythm though I never thought of you like that before.

7. Bora my NL boo. Send a message for fun and you never know what may turn up. Unsatiable Tigress in bed with a high libido...I will do well to avoid you a bit in 2018.

8. Uduak the boyfriend snatcher. Your friend wey i dey chase brought you out for a drink but you showed you knew better what you wanted and now you a constant feature in bed. Ever the experimentalist, you have taught me some dark pleasures I would never have imagined and the flexibilities of the human anatomy. I am not done with you yet.

9. Sarah the born again. For over 6 gruella months you preached unceasingly to me in an annoying way but lastly we ended up in bed. Not much to look at physically, you more than compensate by your ability to shorten the downtime in between rounds where I am concerned. I do not judge you.

10. Tega the daughter of the street food seller. I left you for last because you are the best. Just turning 20 you are wiser and more patient than your age suggests. Your body yields into my arms like no other and you are ready to do anything to please me in bed. If I can use a word to describe you it will be "Loyalty". You have warmed my bed frequently and never get annoyed or act up even when you suspect I have just gbenched the ladies you see leaving my house. When some of the suspicious ones talk rudely to you, you bear it out of respect for me. Not to worry apart from Christmas wey I go do for you...now that you have gained admission and will be out of the hood soon, I have a surprise package loading.

For those who did not make this list, don't take it personal. You may have been good but not great. If I am motivated and in a good mood, I will extend greetings to the next five sometime this week. Your name may fall in.
Only u.... Continue

CelebritiesRe: Cucumber Chidinma Hits Internet Again,shows Off Her Hot Curves(photo) by Ajfems(m): 12:23pm On Dec 18, 2017
Nah this babe make me dey judge all babe pricing and touching cucumber for market. Most men didn't knw wat dey use d fruit for until she showed us....


Aunty chidinma thanks for the awareness grin grin
Oooh use dis alarm system wen u wanna see her video

TravelRe: The Ethiopian Airlines All Female Crew Who Flew From Addis Ababa To Lagos (Pics by Ajfems(m): 12:12pm On Dec 18, 2017
So who be dis guy on red..... He be plane conductor.... Wetin be him job.
EducationRe: Scholarship For Boy That Photobombed A Traditional Wedding Photo Of Couple by Ajfems(m): 11:20am On Dec 18, 2017
Wen d guy ex babe see dat he don blow

CrimeRe: Sokoto Forced Bride Attacks Husband With Blade, 3 Weeks After Wedding by Ajfems(m): 11:16am On Dec 18, 2017
Forced marriage
CrimeRe: Sokoto Forced Bride Attacks Husband With Blade, 3 Weeks After Wedding by Ajfems(m): 11:14am On Dec 18, 2017
That feeling wen she no wan gree

Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Ufuoma Bernard: "No More Tithing In My Church, Daddy Freeze Is Right" by Ajfems(m): 6:40pm On Dec 17, 2017
They are from ghana
castrol180:
Where is this and where are they from black back babes...
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Ufuoma Bernard: "No More Tithing In My Church, Daddy Freeze Is Right" by Ajfems(m): 12:51pm On Dec 17, 2017
The street is watching

RomanceRe: Guys, Meet My Girlfriend by Ajfems(m): 12:45pm On Dec 17, 2017
Bro ow can u be hiding this type of gorgeous girl.

those hating bring ur babe or babes from inspection.

RomanceRe: Guys, Meet My Girlfriend by Ajfems(m): 12:06pm On Dec 17, 2017
Brother... Happy birthday to ur babe ooo


Lets see her nau

EducationRe: Paper Used As Report Card By Adamawa Government Primary School by Ajfems(m): 11:57am On Dec 17, 2017
To op.... First ur title is vague

Second kneel down Der lemme pray for u.
U shd type some part of Adamawa. U saw it on fb. Didn't check to see if d name of the school dey the pix. No logo, no signature. Have u seen report card with out signature cheesy cheesy

RomanceRe: To The Nigerian Ladies Dat Support Unconditionally by Ajfems(op): 8:46am On Dec 17, 2017
Main:
Here I am today. Reminiscing what had gone down through the year.
March I met a lady I knew b4 on fb. So we exchanged contact and we start to talk, asked her out month later and we started dating. I was still a corper, she was a corper serving at Ogun state. One thing about her was she was ambitious and supportive. She does nt ask for gifts or money, she said all I want is two things need I want u to show me every day dat I can trust u wen m nt with u. And I want u to show me u can be surpass ur yesterday and develop you self today so tomorrow u can be proud of u. Well have dated few ladies in the past, yes. Did dey say words of encouragement? oooh they do most of it is sex related and money oriented. Den It didn't matter if she found the words form anywhere, all I knew was in my corner I had support for the very first time.
I studied engr. From primary school always a good student. My parents well they don't say almost nothing to encourage me.. I made all my decisions on my own... The secondary school to go. The university to attend. The course to study. No pressure. Was it good, yes. Bt did I like it, no it made me feel alone. Like no one cares. The only person dat day anytin is MA. Maternal grandpa ND all he talks abt is my handwriting and ow terrible it is grin so he used to get me 2b to learn hand writing while I wanted to sit for ssce.
First time I had someone in my corner. A believer. So I put my self out Der I applied for jobs. Then one day saw an advertisement didn't have sub read it in a newspaper so I told her to help me apply. And she did. On the day of my passing out parade I got an examination invite. So the next day I traveled to write without studying. I wrote the exam nf told her... I failed u knw I didn't write it well.. So she decided to fast for 7 days and I joined her. After 7 days I got invite for interview. Two days to my birthday In June, I signed a contract for 2m per annum. For a start.
Guess the first person dat called wen I signed my contract. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy well God is good.
This is not a story. This is a testimony. Jan to March I attended mfm prayer programs with one prayer point... Lord glorify your self in my life, so I won't be mocked.

Jst telling this for someone out Der. Dat one yoruba babe jst left cos he didn't have money.
Date Delta girls cheesy cheesy. They re supportive and they can pray. Gbam. cool.
To CHIFUNANYA. Thanks for believing. #yorubaboy.
RomanceTo The Nigerian Ladies Dat Support Unconditionally by Ajfems(op): 8:25am On Dec 17, 2017
Reason for my title:
Background

There I was this time last year at icm (ikeja city mall) almost on my kneels for a lady I really loved, not to make marriage proposal but, to beg her for time. I had dated her for a year after I left school ND was serving then at kogi state, she broke up with me last October saying she needed a guy that is ready she was 23. By ready she meant financially stable to support her needs and probably marriage.
So I was there after two month of break up it was only December we could meet up, cos she was serving then at cross river. Begging for time, told her. Give me 2 years I will get my thing in order the future is bright. Off course I m hardworking bt I can't get a job unless I complete nysc that's ow the country rolled. I knew 2 years was too much time, I have confidence in my God.
On Christmas day I went to see her mum, she acted like every thing was fine on my way ome she told me it can't work.... Then I figured her mum had pressured her to find a older guy that can take care of her.
Most yoruba ladies don't want a guy with prospect they can start up together. They prefer a made man that can 'take care of them' and their mothers encourage it.
Maybe my luck is shitty with dem, bt I knw few guys dat can relate.
EducationRe: President Zuma Announces Free Education For South Africa Students by Ajfems(m): 7:22am On Dec 17, 2017
anuma1:
Buhari hope you heard it
If ur neighbors kids go to big school and dey got d money.... Must u send ur kids to same school wen u knw ya pocket

RomanceRe: She Raped Me And Begged by Ajfems(m): 7:14am On Dec 17, 2017
OK.... Ur name is bornagain....

ND u were jst raped ND ya complaining. Didn't u enjoy it grin grin grin
What abt those dat were raped and didn't enjoy it. cheesy cheesy cheesy

RomanceRe: Abet No Any Nairalander Gel Fine Reach My Babe (pics) by Ajfems(m): 7:05am On Dec 17, 2017
grin cheesy grin

RomanceRe: 13 Signs Your Life Is Centered Around Your Boyfriend And It Is Sickening by Ajfems(m): 6:56am On Dec 17, 2017
U, ya Der talking abt BF...


COME LEMME POUR OIL ON UR FACE

RomanceRe: Guy Waits For 4 Years To Ask A Girl Out (Hilarious Photo) by Ajfems(m): 10:11pm On Dec 16, 2017
Men with this type of beards tends to be....... Oloriburuku grin grin grin grin
iamVirus:
He's eventually my man of the year.


lalasticlala
TravelRe: Private Jet Robbed While Taxiing In MMA, Nigerians React. by Ajfems(m): 10:05pm On Dec 16, 2017
Robbery level : world class
nativedoctor:
A Twitter user @Austynzogs just reported

A Private Jet belonging to Vistajet was robbed at the Murtala Muhammed Airport(MMA),Ikeja,Lagos.The Jet with Reg number 9H-VFA operated by EAN,which was arriving from Istanbul,was attacked on Runway18R by unknown Bandits while it was taxiing to the Hangar of EAN https:///NAwPtPG6k9
CareerRe: I Need Help........i Need Educational Counselling!!!?! by Ajfems(m): 11:33am On Dec 16, 2017
Hey David.
From your write-up u seems like a bright guy. Dats is good. Mech engr is a professional course. If u get hnd in it, it can guarantee some pecks in the future the field is broad. Computer science is IT course. Anyone with no degree can take courses and get jobs related to it.
Since u re on the path of engr. I feel u jst see it thru. take IT courses or tutorials as back up. 19 years or nt ya old.. Most jobs require pple below 26 years. I studied electrical engr. I had passion for programming and graphics design so I took it as side course. Did both togethe wen I was 19. Nw my 24. I have a job as an engr, I take projects as a programmer. See you can do both... Ur parents re happy u re happy. Having two tins is better than jst one. U seems to have the brain power. So use dat to the fullest. Study engr, take IT related courses and tutorials. If u start computer science now. U will finish by 23 service by 24 bro time don go already.

You have the brain power... So use it.

Pray for direction too.
EducationRe: Ten Things Every Newly Admitted Student Should Take To School by Ajfems(m): 11:20am On Dec 16, 2017
For engineering and medicine students





Prayers and money


Jst pray u don't lose ur head In the whirlwind and have money to stay afloat
RomanceRe: Why Nowadays Ladies Like To Showcase Their Butty?? Pics by Ajfems(m): 11:15am On Dec 16, 2017
If u critically observe the projection of the two laps from The knee, towards the big edifices at the center page. You will realize no way that lap can support that load.. It is scientifically impossible


Hence it a butt pad.
Thank you grin
CelebritiesRe: No Fear Of God?? Lady Shares Arousing Photo Of Her Booty, Then Attaches "God" by Ajfems(m): 11:07am On Dec 16, 2017

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