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gbrown:
BROS JUST RESPECT YOURSELF, WEY SOLDIER SLAP YOU WITH THIER SAND PAPER HAND, THEN YOU WILL REALISE THAT THE POLICE IS YOUR FRIEND, I STILL RECALL WHEN THOSE WILD ANIMALS FROM ABATI BARRACKS YABA UNLEASHED TERROR ON A POLICE STATION AT YABA, THE DPO HAD TO WEAR HAIR ATTACHMENT AND KIT UP LIKE A WOMAN TO MAKE GOOD HIS ESCAPE

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nice advice.........

brize:
i like giving advice to those in need of it, infact advice is my second name... Before you go to the combat do the following....
1,go and impregnant a girl, thats if you want to have descendants(thats if you are not married yet)
2, write your will in advance
3, prepare your grave so that you wont suffer your relations vie digging of grave
4, buy the finest casket you will wish to be buried with so that you will be happy when you lie there.
5, give me your sister's number so that she will have who to lay on his shoulder and cry....... GOODLUCK IN YOUR COMBAT

brize:
i like giving advice to those in need of it, infact advice is my second name... Before you go to the combat do the following....
1,go and impregnant a girl, thats if you want to have descendants(thats if you are not married yet)
2, write your will in advance
3, prepare your grave so that you wont suffer your relations vie digging of grave
4, buy the finest casket you will wish to be buried with so that you will be happy when you lie there.
5, give me your sister's number so that she will have who to lay on his shoulder and cry....... GOODLUCK IN YOUR COMBAT

MrMcJay:
Bro, don't let the soldier cheat you, fight for your right.

i love your advice....




























mgbashi........

.......WOW......
AND AM PLANNING TO ENTER WAR COMBAT WITH ONE NEW RECRUIT WHO SLAPPED MY JUNIOR SIS.....

WHAT WILL BE MY FATE?

ADVICE PLEASE....

[quote author=raumdeuter post=34827628]Is it not the same William who plays with hazard in chelsea plus Oscar and ramirez that play with neymar in Brazil.

Yet people are telling us hazard is the only one carrying chelsea but won't admit neymar is carrying Brazil

Does the poor William suddenly become messi when he wears Brazilian jersey [/quote
that is to tell you that hazard is a better player than neymar...because....
there is some young players who can fit the boot of neymar in barcelona......the likes of.....marco reus,raheem sterling,adnan januzaj,mario gotze, and some other talented youngstars who can tap in goals
in barca tiki taka display......
but look at hazard......he
has some great attributes......he has
the creativity.....
the skills.....
the speed..
the stamina.....
and even more experienced.....
i just hope that chelsea could release him to join laliga top team......



where is you....rounakid

homesteady:
Did you watch the match?
Neymar - Superb finishing Excellent dribbling Good header Super vision Blistering pace Great passer

I HOPE YOU ALSO SAW WILLIAN DAZZLING PERFORMANCE..... BRAZIL IS A GREAT TEAM WITH STAR STUDED.......
MTCHEEW....

homesteady:
This hensben you are a very daft person ohh! So you are still arguing about this issue ?

Who were the 1st choice starting 3 forwards during 2010/2011, 2011/2012, and 2012/2013?

You shall be inflicted with leprosy if you don't answer this question!

Common sense you don't have! How will Villa-Messi-Pedro be the 3rd highest scoring forward s in barcelona history if Pedro was a sub?

Now I see why raumdeuter use to screen chelsea fans he'll argue with!

AM HATING YOUR ANALYSING LIKE DIE....
VERY ROUGH AND SENTIMENTAL....SMH

Feemmy:
The Argument of Neymar vs Hazard will be another argument of Ronaldo vs Messi in years to come.
let me come in this way;
Barcelona play an attacking football so you expect them to get many goals why Chelsea play defensive football and you shouldn't expect Chelsea to get many goals. Hazard and Neymar play different role but they perform brilliantly in there roles respectively, it will be difficult to single handedly say one is better.......
I think Hazard is Slightly ahead because he was responsible for Chelsea success this season and people should understand that you cannot judge a player with goals alone.......... take away Hazard from that Chelsea team and I tell you they are left with nothing, Take away Neymar from Barcelona they will impress you but take away Messi and I can tell u barca wouldn't lift up to expectations.

959 GREAT LIKES FOR YOUR OUTSTANDING VIEW.....

lmao...... mtn no go kill person

dubylhover:
my broda,y heart attack no go hold me whn i am going to face messi wey don do me strong tin for 2 finals..i wud prefer to meet barca homv and away rather than a single match,messi is d singular reason for barca superiority over time..he doesnt need to score or assist to influence a match,just 1 magical move or drive wud tear d defense open,dats y i laff whn pipo compare messi nd ronaldo..to b honest,i think it has reachvd d stage whr messi has proven that dr is none like him...it got to a point dis season that messi dint bother abt goals,i rememba 1 mach whr he scord 2 goals nd barca got a penalty,he just gave it to neymar to take...football shudnt b judged on statistics alone,we r not robots.d fun of d game is the emotions we xperirvnce whn a player does sth thats pleasing to d eye..go nd chec modric stats or paul schooles,im not sure any of dm has ever given morv thaan 10 lg assist in a season,but yet everybody knws their capability...players like ronaldo nd messi turn below average passes to assist...i keep on sayin that messi nd ronaldo era is really affecting football..andres iniesta is 1 player who suppose don win balon d or at least once,but everybody is obsessed with goals,but its all good sha..if it was dis eye pipo nau usv to judge football gvnerally,players like dino,figo zidane wudnt gt recognitioon...pls wv shud try to analyse not just abt stats but general play

forget homesteady......who is always sentimental.....
you are best football analyser in nairaland..
always saying the facts.....
(BOWS)

IzonOwei:
what the hell are you saying...you should rather get facts into your skull..which yeye oscar always assists neymar to score goals...oscar sabi playball?......neymar scores everything for brazil..free kicks,shots and what have you and also assists...did you watch the confederations and world cup at all?...and when i said neymar played for corinthians it was a mistake.....

THANK GOD YOU HAVE ACCEPTED YOUR SECOND MISTAKE......AND TO TELL YOU MORE ABOUT YOURSELF...I DONT NEED A PROPHET TO TELL ME THAT YOUR ARE AN OPPOSING FAN....IE.....ANTI CHELSEA....
I CAN SEE SENTIMENTAL VIEW RUNNING IN AND OUT IN YOUR BLOOD VAIN.
OF COURSE....ANY FOOTBALL PUNDIT KNOWS THAT OSCAR IS BRAZIL PLAYMAKER....WE SAW HIM AT ACTION DURING WORLDCUP AND CONFd.......

IzonOwei:
i would say both players are good...i like hazard very much as i like neymar..but i bet everyone that neymar will do more assist like hazard if he werent in barcelona..neymar carries the load of the team for brazil and during his corinthian days..barca already has messi the god of football...if hazard plays in barca i see him playing the iniesta role..

GUSH.....U JUST PROVED TO ME THAT YOU DONT WATCH SOCCER GAME.....FOR YOUR INFOMATION.....OSCAR......ALWAYS HELP NEYMAR IN BRASIL....AS HE ALWAYS DO THE FINISHING WORK.....
AGAIN.....NEYMAR DID NOT PLAY IN CORITHIANS RATHER AT SANTOS......
GET IT INTO UR SKULL

if you belive that he did not bring the real photo of his shaved hair......
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HMMMMMM

"YOU LOOK SEXY" IS AN INSULT:
Ladies,do you always feel happy when people
see
the way you dress and say you look sexy?
"You look sexy" is not a greeting, it is not a
compliment, rather it is an insult.
They are telling you, you are good for sex only,
they
are telling you you have something good under
your
skirt, but nothing tangible under your Cap.
They are saying you are a bed professional,
bedroom expert and nothing more.
They are saying your greatest asset is under
your
pant,what an insult. Never allow anybody to tell
you
that you look sexy again, because that simply
means they are saying you are boys toy and
guys
pleasure tool, sex symbol and not a great
personality,not somebody to be respected.
They are simply saying you are closer to been a
prostitute than to been a Virtuous,quality and
exceptional woman.
So always dress to look pretty and beautiful,
don't
dress to look sexy.
Queens and FIRST LADIES don't dress to look
Sexy,
they always dress to look beautiful,adorable and
pretty.
But BED LADIES will dress otherwise because
like
whores their value and biggest asset is in bed.
Always remember that good product are always
well covered, branded and well packed,but
worthless product are always exposed for all dick
and harry to see, make yourself valuable, cover
up
girl,let your daughter be proud of you in
future,stop
been object of Lust and passion.
So when you are dressing ask yourself, am I
dressing like a FIRST LADY or like BED LADY, let
your dressing answer for you. Thank you!...I
await
your reactions...
mods.......pls dont forget to do the needful

hahahahaha
.
.
,
I saw this on my Facebook wall....
and i decided to share it with you people.......
lmao.......

peter and paul ,,whom is also known as psquare, share their pics when they where children...they both look cute.

[quote author=cally3D post=33216935]Didn't wanna dignify u wid a reply until I discovered u used "badmouth" as a verb! [/quote
Abi?,,,,ok,u won,but next time always try to appreciate other people post......

[quote author=cally3D post=33215691]Thought I waz readin sumtin, only to reach d bottom and discover am simply scrolling down¡ [/quote
Why must you badmouth other people post?smh

[quote author=vizkiz post=33215280]too many relationship experts on romanceland...what the furck? [/quote
So what is your say?

....Ever since i grown up,i have been wooing girls and winning thier heart easily,and my friends have been admiring my ways,as i keep on strolling with the girls that i like......
..so without being selfish, i have to leak the secret and got some shy guys who dont know how to woo a girl and win her heart easily,the clues and high thier morale.......

So here we go...

(1)ALWAYS BE YOURSELF...
The reason why some guys cant get thier preferrable girls they like,is because they keep on acting strangely or trying to claim what they are not.when you approach a girl and introduce yourself to her,
Always try to show or tell her all and true about yourself.some guys will form to be the first son of dangote,just to make the girl to love him,because of his wealth,but some girls will turn them down,because they have come in contact with those guys and will never fall in to the trap again.

(2)TELL HER MORE ABOUT HERSELF
This may sound strange to some guys,but this is the reason why some girls will never turn me down when i approach them.
When wooing a girl,try to discuss some facts you admire on her.
Even though some girls have come in contact with some lovable and sweet tongue of boys,but you can play your game in such a way,that your own will be unique.
Tell her more about herself ,list out why you fall in love with her,girls love when you tell her like , i love you because,''you are outstanding in your reasoning,
You are beautiful,
You are the best girl any lucky boy can fall inlove with,
When you admire them in this way,they feel inlove,and always love to be with you always,just to hear those words from you.
But some guys will like to be using this words like,
You are sexy,you are attractive,you are charming.
They feel like thay have sweet words but they dont know that girls love when they are admire base on thier personalty rather than thier look.

(3)MAKE YOURSELF RESPONSIBLE
WAIT,this is one which every guy should note,when tripping for a girl,make yourself responsible,by having a good look,cut your hair,brush your teeth,wear a good and neat cloth always,and be smart when talking to girls.
Some guys are so notorious in thier look,and they think they can win a girl heart easily,i think no,every girl need a man whom they feel save in thier hands always,not a bad guy who can generate problem at any times..

(4)SHOW HER THAT YOU CAN CARE FOR A GIRL
In this you must not be rich as bill gate before you convince a girl that you can care for her,
You can win a girl heart by the way you you address her,try to find out her problem and be ready to help,even when she dont want you,feel calm and respect her feeling ,this will make any responsible girl ,fall in love with you,even when you are poor.

Feel free to add yours......

dicksj93:
u callin for sum pple to get banned for hurling abuses at each other....buh, here u are...abusing someone for a simple opinion he made without mentionin u.u shud be banned 1st

See,dont challenge my intelligence..lol....this two people have be hurling abuses on themselves,thier family,thier generation....but for me i called him ''ewu'' ...okk i can manage two days ban,,,,if they can ban this two people who have been causing commotion on this thread since,,,,,,,,(am sorry though)
Afther all every nairalander have cause another person one way or other,,that make u a nairalander....but this two people have gone too far....mtcheeeew....

#theymustbeban#

jimmy4x:
Lmao.....Edumare no dey punish pple, omo ale, na devil go continue to dey punish u nd ur generation....I can see he has started already, may he successfully complete his wicked works in ur life.
Bastard of life.
Waste product.

....is it wrong to give you and jimmy4x ,,,a 4month ban and 4days on sport section for sparing abuses opon yourselves.....smh...

How i wish am a moderator here


Oga seun and mukina2 ,,,i think am right......