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chomytex:
Isi gini?

check my signature........

chomytex:
Aww village love..op wat do u do to mk a living ?

JUST THEY BE WITCH YOU.....

Afrok:
Bro play ur game well, whether she's a virgin or not it doesn't matter, what matters is the fact that u ar losing or already lost her, if u can't win her love back, i suggest u let her go and find ur love elsewhere.

I know it'll be painful if she leaves without u plucking her cherry, that's life and we learn everyday. Like my religious friends will say, fornication is a sin, so stay away...

thANK YOU......
U ARE RIGHT

[quote author=Chillext post=35823736]What do you expect from a village boy[/quot
your rudity is bad.......smh

freakthingz:
Are u a virgin firstly
if not then pls take several seats


So if you saw her chatting with girls on the road you will conclude she is a lesbian
Some girls that dress modestly even those that will cover head with hijab or headtie are the ones konji dey worry pass so don't judge by her dressing


The whole thing can be summarised as you want to knack she no want if you love her then wait till shes ready

thank you for ur advise ,,
but please re read my post ....i did not say girls but guys...and i did not say she is a lesbian......

tnz for ur comment though

Pep Guardiola : 1) “Put in the superlatives yourselves, I’m running out. It’s already been a while now that he has been outstanding. He’s more than decisive in every way. That he’s capable of doing everything that he does at his age is something impressive, that doesn't make any sense." 2) “The best players are always in the thick of the action. (Michael) Jordan did it with the Bulls, (Kobe) Bryant does it with the Lakers and Leo does it here. We want him to stay with us because he’s the best and we wouldn’t swap him for anyone.” 3) “Messi is an irreplaceable player, today if he was here we would have won 5-0 but he was not and we had to play another in his place.” Fabio Capello : 4) "Cristiano knows English, Messi knows football." Diego Maradona : 5) “I have seen the player who will inherit my place in Argentine football and his name is Messi. Messi is a genius and he can become an even better player.” 6) “His potential is limitless and I think he’s got everything it takes to become Argentina’s greatest player.” 7) “Messi I think is like me, he is the best in the world along with Ronaldinho.” Frank Rijkaard : “He’s a unique player and he deserves it, because he can do things of almost imperceptible excellence and is a gem to watch.” 9) " Leo’s goals are works of art.” Johann Cruyff : 10) “He deserves ten out of ten for doing what he does. He is a sensation, but still he can improve. He must know when to move the ball on quickly and when to try the impossible mission. When he learns this, he won’t win a single Golden Ball, but an entire collection.” Carlos Tevez : 11) “His speed is astonishing. It’s amazing how he can go 1 to 100 in just one second. I’m constantly around great players like Cristiano and Rooney, But this guy is just a step up above every other great footballer out there at the moment, Not only is he quick, determined, and extremely intelligent on the ball, but his movement off the ball is just as fantastic – unbelievable to sum it up in a word.” Juan Sebastian Veron : 12) “I see Maradona every time he grabs the ball and accelerates. We must protect him. I’d personally put him in a drawer of my bedside table.” Gilberto : 13) “Messi’s plaudits are hard to accept, we play in other countries and we do not see the local fans supporting our players there. Over 40 thousand Brazilians applauded, and that’s hard for who is on the field. When I see them applauding Messi I get annoyed.” Julio Grondona : 14) “Without Messi there isn't a team for Argentina, Messi is brilliant, different, with a strong mentality. Let’s hope he doesn't change.” Jose Mourinho : 15) “The best way to stop Messi is when you play with 11 men and then you can double mark him, one player to stay on him and the other to help out. If it is 11 against 10 then you have almost no chance of stopping him.” Karl-Heinz Rummenigge : 16) “Nobody was so wonderful at 19 years, neither Pele nor Maradona.” Fernando Gago : 20) “For me, the best in the world is Messi because of the way he plays, moves with the ball and changes matches, Messi has incredible ability and I love the way that he plays.” 21) “Messi is the best player in the world by some way, I always thank God that he is an Argentine, not just as a player, but as a person too. I have known him since I was 18, he is incredible, a very good person and we are very good friends. Right now, he is at another club, and we have a little bit of a rivalry, but the friendship is larger and stronger.” Theirry Henry : 22) “I have the possibility to watch Messi in training each morning, and because of what he demonstrates he is the best player in the world, he stated during a press conference. It is a pleasure to watch him, and because of the way he plays he is an undisputed leader of the Barcelona team.” 23) “What Leo does is so incredible that I have to be careful not to stand still watching him make his moves.” Antonio Cassano : 24) “Ronaldinho is better than Cristiano Ronaldo, but neither are as good as Leo Messi.” Sergio Aguero : 25) “Nowadays, Messi is better than Ronaldinho. He is the best footballer in the world right now. And I’m not the only who says so. Everyone who has seen him play says so too.” Pele : 26) “I knew when we gave Kaka the FIFA World Player of the Year award that he (messi) would become the best player in the world. With young people like him we need patience and that is the problem we have in Brazil.” Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva( Brazilian president) 27) “When I see Messi – who is the best player in the world in my opinion – lose the ball, he runs off until he gets it back or commits a foul. Our guys lose the ball and fold their arms.” Carles Puyol : 28) “He is a spectacular player, there is nobody else like him. I should not because I have suffered so much in training. I think he is the best forward at the moment and I think he will be so for many more years. He has his feet on the ground.” Cesc Fabregas : 29) “He has a great future if he can stay clear of injuries. For me, he is the best there is.” Ronaldinho : 30) “Every time he plays, Leo Messi reminds me more of Maradona, both left-footed and short, Messi is the best player in the world, along with Kaká and Cristiano Ronaldo. For us it is not a surprise. Since he began to come and train with us and we knew we would go down this path. Someday I will explain that I was at the birth of one of the footballing greats: Leo Messi.” Daniel Alves : 31) “Lionel Messi? When I played against him at Sevilla it was always very difficult, so now I’m pleased that we’re on the same side. He’s just fantastic.” Mikel Arteta : 32)“It is as if someone commands him from the stands, like a video game. I have never seen a human run with the ball at that speed. I have not seen Maradona so I cannot compare, but Messi is simply unbeatable.” Raul : 33) “The other day I saw one of his games. He was running with the ball at a hundred percent full speed, I don’t know how many touches he took, maybe five or six, but the ball was glued to his foot. It’s practically impossible!” 34) “It is clear that Messi is on a level above all others. Those who do not see that are blind.” - Xavi 35) “I believe that I played well against Barcelona, the problem was that Lionel Messi was simply unstoppable.” - Johnny Heitinga 36) Arsene Wenger - “He’s like a PlayStation”

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......I KEEP ON ASKING MY SELF......

WHY DO THEY KEEP ON PRISONING THIS BOKO BOYS....

WHY NOT EXECUTE THEM ALL......

THEY HAVE KILL MANY SOULS ...
FOR CHRIST SAKE THIS IS NOT FAIR.......

HEHEHEHE........
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The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission
(EFCC) arrested Alhaji Sule Lamido, a former
governor of Jigawa State for money laundering,
Punch reports.
Previously the governor’s two sons, Mustapha and
Aminu where arrested in Abuja.
The source said: “The former Governor of Jigawa
State, Alhaji Sule Lamido, and his two sons,
Mustapha and Aminu, were arrested this morning
by operatives of the commission. They were
actually arrested very early this morning, they were
with us for hours before they were flown to Kano for
possible arraignment on Wednesday (today).They
left Abuja Airport around 2.30pm. It is most likely
that they would be arraigned tomorrow (Wednesday)
, that I can tell you.”

The Punch notes that the EFCC had arrested the
two sons of the governor in November 2015, over
alleged misappropriation of billions of naira
belonging to the Jigawa State Government.
Wilson Uwujaren, the head of media and publicity of
the EFCC confirmed the arrest of the former
governor on Wednesday.
He stated: “I can confirm to you that the former
Governor of Jigawa a State, Alhaji Sule Lamido and
his two sons are with the commission.

what will be your reaction if you see your child bottom looking like this after returning from school....


cc.....lalasticlala

the new change......


buhari negotiating with his boys.....


smh

MKO4ever:
Anambra nko? Ekwulobia prison

lol......i get u bro

denedene:
what about kaduna? a friend is getting married there, i need to know how safe it is

beware of norths

Peace is a very costly commodity, well at least in
Nigeria in recent times. High rates of terrorism in
the West African country have given rise to tension
and made some parts of the country totally unsafe
and very risky to stay in.
Here we bring you a list of 5 most dangerous states
in Nigeria according to violence stats and terrorism
rise in these areas.

5. Adamawa State: following numerous attacks by
Boko Haram in the North Eastern state, Adamawa
State poses a high tendency of unsafety to
inhabitants and individuals wishing to travel to the
state for various purposes. The most recent of
attacks was a blast at one of the market in the
state capital, Yola on the 5th of June leaving at least
30 people dead and also adding to a toll of up to
5,000 people who had been said to have lost their
lives prior to previous terrorist attacks.

4. Yobe state: the next state on our list obviously
has to be Yobe state, this state has fallen victim to
numerous Boko Haram attacks with thousands of
people dead and properties lost to these attacks.
Sources also reveal that somehow religious
differences is on code a determinant in these
attacks as Christians claim that most of these
attacks are aimed at them.

3. Bauchi State: this state is also a target for
terrorist group Boko Haram who has successfully
carried out many operations and numerous attacks
on the North Eastern rich state. The police was well
on deck to avert an intended election violence and
attacks which where suspected to be by the
members of Boko Haram. The governor then further
announced a curfew to make sure the situation was
kept in check. Amidst all, Boko Haram has killed
thousands in the state and carried out successful
attacks. Owing to the fact that there is very low
security in Bauchi State, it’s the Number 3 most
dangerous state in the country.

2. Kano State: in 2012, Boko Haram members
angrily carried out an attack on the state which
killed about 162 people. The group said it did so to
revenge the persecution of its members. Countless
of attacks has followed suit and has killed plenty to
count in the state. The death toll in Kano State
might be said to be next after the next state on our
list.

1. Borno State: Boko Haram attacks never seems
to stop happening in this area. Obviously not until
they are stopped and captured, the Boko Haram
terrorist group has its base in the North Eastern
state and has carried out numerous bombings,
killings, attacks and abductions of which a very
famous one is that of the Chibok girls. The state
which has a population of about 2 million people has
lost hundreds of thousands and properties worth
millions of Naira to these attacks and counting.
Bombings happen almost everyday and people
loose their lives likewise. Recently the new Nigerian
government pledged to move it’s defense
headquarters to the State’s capital, Maidugiri until
the terrorist group are captured.
Whether this is a good move or not, the people of
the state can’t wait to have peace restored in their
state.


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god promise to bless me have started...
i don get frontpage na godwin.........
jah bless all nairalanders........
hit like to claim the prayer......
rounakid

chukingchuks:
corrections!

tnx........**modified**

chineke......

two frontpage today

my week of blast......


jah bless......



my fan....rounakid

cheruv:
You're confused!

corrected

Differentiating a fake phone from an original one is
sometimes an enormous task because they are
virtually the
same. Fortunately or unfortunately, Jovago.com ,
Africa’s
No 1 Hotel Booking Portal noticed that many of
these
phones are from China. We can argue that Techno
has
somehow proofed many wrong about the
authenticity of
China phones. However, when you go to the
market, it is
advisable to buy from an authorized dealer or you
look for
these salient features to distinguish an original
phone from a
fake one.


VERIFY PRICES
If you have a friend that uses the same brand of
phone that
you are interested in buying, you can call him to
confirm
the price. Then, compare the prices of both brands.
Why?
Because many of these counterfeit phones are very
cheap
and less expensive. Therefore, the low price may
be a
subtle ploy to entice customers. Don’t fall victim to
this.
However, you have to be cautious still because the
phone
maybe expensive and at the same time fake.


LOGO AND BRANDING
This is perhaps one of the easiest ways of
identifying a fake
phone. This is done by simply observing if the brand
name is
correctly spelt or not. Samsung, Nokia and
Blackberry
manufacturers will always get the spellings of their
brands
right. However, when you see noKLA, samSVNG, or
any other wrong spelling, don’t hesitate, it is
definitely a
fake!


MISSING/LIMITED FEATURES
You may want to buy the same phone again
because you
love the brand and the phone. However, while
surfing, you
discovered that some key features are omitted in
the phone.
Don’t think twice the phone is fake. Nearly
everybody can
identify a Nokia phone, hence any missing features
can
easily be identified (or there are some additional
features),
then the phone is a no…no…


APPEARANCE/WEIGHT
Fake phones have two unique features, they are
unprofessionally or poorly packaged and they are
very light
weight. For example, you are given a new phone
and you
observe that the screen protector is a bit loose.
How will
you describe that? It simply means it wasn’t
properly
sealed. Just walk away, the phone is fake.


INTERNATIONAL MOBILE STATION
EQUIPMENT IDENTITY (IMEI)
Does your phone have an International Mobile
Station
Equipment Identity (IMEI)? This question is
answered by
dialling *#06#. Also ensure that the number is 15.
However, there are other situations whereby the
IMEI
may be available and it is 15 in number but the
number is
still fake. Just be careful. If you are in doubt, just
walk
away!

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and for your mind.....you don crack joke

who cares........

zoo my foot......






heading to west germany will join you guys soon.....

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i don read this post na godwin[quote]godwin

Pandemonium enveloped the premises of the Ade
Maternity Home, Sagamu, Ogun State on Saturday
as scores of grieving students of the Olabisi
Onabanjo University forcefully removed the
corpses of their colleagues who were killed in a
crash the previous day from the hospital's morgue.
Our correspondent gathered that the management
of the hospital had wanted to collect N20,000 per
corpse before the corpses could be released to
their families.
This was said to have angered the students who
stormed the private hospital's morgue and
evacuated their dead colleagues forcefully without
paying a dime, and moved them to the morgue of
the Olabisi Onabanjo University Teaching Hospital,
Sagamu.
The police had a hectic time trying to keep the
students under control.
Head of the teaching hospital's Morbid Anatomy
and Histopathology Department, Dr Deji Agboola,
said the corpses were traced to Ade Maternity
Home their colleagues had combed private
morgues in Sagamu.
He confirmed that the angry students did not yield
to the demand for payment by the hospital before
the corpses of their colleagues were released to
them.
A source at the hospital also confirmed that the
corpses had been taken away.
The Ogun State police command on Saturday said
eight students of the Olabisi Onabanjo University,
Ago Iwoye, were among the 12 victims of the
accident which occurred on Friday at Ilishan
Junction, along Sagamu/Benin Expressway.
In the accident, a DAF truck with number plate BDG
779 XE laden with container had a head-on collision
with a Mazda commercial bus with number plate XV
311 MUS, killing 12 occupants in the bus instantly.
The victims were five females and seven males.
The state police spokesman, Muyiwa Adejobi, told
our correspondent on the telephone on Saturday
that eight students of OOU were among the victims.
Giving further details, he said three of them were
pre-degree students, while the only survivor is a
300-level Chemistry student of the institution.



source..........funloaded.com

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