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Culture / Re: Most Beautiful Flag In Africa by Ajuran: 5:28am On Feb 25, 2016
VomeSchakleton:


i could come up with stats and facts that prove how somalia is the closest thing to hell on earth, but then again this is someone who brags about his country being the largest exporter of get this...livestock!!! thats just sad. i'm a big fan of your troll game though, i find it hilarious, not as good as ajuran but funny nonetheless.

i was mentioned. Yaaaay cheesy

Here I thought, I was going into obscurity. sad
Culture / Re: Black Girls Are Pretty But Somali Girls Are Prettier by Ajuran: 6:10am On Feb 22, 2016
AbzDore:


I believe we Somalis have long history and we are not mixed race as many suggest but a people with unique figures of their own.
Since the oldest ever human skeleton is found in East Africa, why many other races can't be from Somali gene?
Africa has many tribes and Somalis are Cushitic people; and cushitic people have distinctive looks; so when someone wants to categorize a Somali they shouldn't search us in Arabs, Europeans or even other tribes in Africa grin
They should categorize us as Cushitic people of Africa. cheesy


Welcome my fellow Somali brother.

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Culture / Re: Ethiopian Women + Nigerian Men (PICS) by Ajuran: 6:08am On Feb 22, 2016
This is so pathetic. Living through the lives of other men, (Nigerians), who somehow dated or were seen taking a picture with an Ethiopian woman.


I guess some people dont know how to feel shame. grin

I bet ethiopans would be disgusted as you guys are happy, if they saw their women with Nigerians. grin
Culture / Re: Why Aren't Somali Woman In Hollywood???? by Ajuran: 9:36pm On Feb 13, 2016
It's funny to see new Somalis coming here and taking over where I once left off, even taking my lines without any reference to me.
Plagiarism is a Biiiitch.
Culture / Re: The Most Beautiful Africans by Ajuran: 9:33pm On Feb 13, 2016
The fuckery is real. I am finally back. For how long, only god knows....wait, I am an atheist. grin
Culture / Re: Ethiopian Women + Nigerian Men (PICS) by Ajuran: 4:37am On Jan 20, 2016
You negroes never cease to amaze me. You guys are celebrating your country men for achieving the ultimate goal of getting an Ethiopian.
Like you guys hit the lottery, like your almost living through them. lmao


This would never happen with any other ethnic group. You would never see Somali men, on their forum talking about which one of their people married a nigerian as if they won the lottery. lmao

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Culture / Re: In 2016 Accept Me As Your Brother by Ajuran: 4:34am On Jan 20, 2016
Puntite:
My maaaan Ajuuran where have you been? I have missed your inspiring contributions to this forum.


i have been waging a relentless jihad on my wives punnannnni
Culture / In 2016 Accept Me As Your Brother by Ajuran: 11:40pm On Jan 05, 2016
Dear Nigerians,


Hi

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Culture / My Fellow Nigerians How Are You? by Ajuran: 4:19pm On Dec 11, 2015
Hi

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Culture / Re: My People by Ajuran: 8:48pm On Nov 11, 2015
absoluteSuccess:
She will give you

a bouncing.........

baby troll.

In fullness of time.


grab ur ankles
Culture / My People by Ajuran: 4:15am On Nov 09, 2015
I have great news to report to you ( The fufu nation).

Recently I was married. After waging a relentlyless jihaad on my wives punnnanii for 6 months,

I can report to the Fufu Nation, that My wive is Pregnant.

All I ask God is that it be a SON.



-------Ajuran Out-------f---u--f---u---n--a----t--i---o---n.
Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive by Ajuran: 4:32am On Nov 06, 2015
Fulaman198:


We all have flaws, no one is perfect. wink


I know no one is perfect, especially women.

What Do You Tell A Woman with Two Black Eyes?

Nothing, You Already Told Her Twice. smiley
Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive by Ajuran: 4:31am On Nov 06, 2015
EnlightenedSoul:


War anni ha igu maskhuulin, caadi iska dhig. BTW, how's the xaaas? grin


Still in a wheel chair. cool


A man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do smiley
Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive by Ajuran: 3:32pm On Nov 05, 2015
Nayaaa isku xishooooooooood angry

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Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive by Ajuran: 4:17am On Nov 05, 2015
EnlightenedSoul:


Thank you, Fula kiss


sad

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Culture / Re: My Somalia. by Ajuran: 7:01am On Oct 30, 2015
chukxie:


You must be seeking for attention. Go find it elsewhere. While the world is seeking for peace and harmony, your likes are doing everything to sabotage it. Go seek your attention elsewhere. Bye!


This mentality got ur people enslaved. War is the answer to everything grin


Even as a married man, I wage war on my wives punnnannni cheesy
Culture / Re: My Somalia. by Ajuran: 5:21am On Oct 30, 2015
chukxie:
Nice. I hope I look forward to visiting your country someday.


Bantu, No Trespassing...

Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive by Ajuran: 9:06pm On Oct 22, 2015
E-soul, I am 25 wallahi. Numberkaaga baal isiii macaanto cheesy
Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive by Ajuran: 9:42pm On Oct 19, 2015
Plz dont do shukansi on my own thread with a non Somali sad


E-soul I am a young man.

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Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive by Ajuran: 3:16am On Oct 18, 2015
Fulaman198:
Well, I don't speak Somali, and I can't rely on Google transfailte

So I will just enjoy the show cheesy grin

you make it sound like I am gonna bend her over and F**k Her shocked

^^^^ I could do that if her Kintir was Alive and intact


Enjoy the show kullaha.
Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive by Ajuran: 6:57pm On Oct 17, 2015
EnlightenedSoul:


BS, you're afartan jir. And its evident in how stale and forgetful you are - tho strangely enough gudneen is your favorite subject, and all you ever talk about. Between you and me, adaa laaguu gudaay ruunta, so I feel sorry for you, because its actually quite sad wallahi. And you have no idea what you're missing.

Oh, and Fula was right. You're not married.


cheesy Abti, can I call you Abti ? cheesy


I have been waging a jihad on the kintir since 2010.


I am not 40 years old. Best Believe cheesy
Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive by Ajuran: 1:39pm On Oct 16, 2015
EnlightenedSoul:


Not shuukansi.
Warya, as for you, guessing by your age (afartan jir) iyo wadankaa ka timid - and if you're married and not bullshyting - naagta hadeey kuu kortaay somaaliya, inaay gudantahaay aa laga yaaba so if thats what you meant by "sil laa aaan waa dhibaato sad", then there's something you can to help ayada iyo naftaada instead sheeko xaas laabad. And don't be so insensitive to the damages done by dhaqan xumayd, 'cuz I can't even imagine.

I checked to see what could be understood from the above on google translate and its way off and horrid ( grin) so Waa khalday quite a bit, but I hope you got the drift of it.

I am in my mid 20's Hunno. Adiiga ma laaggu gudaaay?
Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive by Ajuran: 1:59am On Oct 16, 2015
STOP THE SHUUKANSI PLZ lipsrsealed
Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive by Ajuran: 6:34pm On Oct 15, 2015
EnlightenedSoul:
Well, since you guys are on the subject, I don't get mood swings or whatever with my periods. PMS is like an urban legend to many of us - plenty of us simply don't get it (deal with it), or know exactly WTH it is. I do, however, have a sleeping TEMPER, which I remember mentioning.

Still, if you guys'd rather talk periods, I'm game for that too undecided



siil laa aaan waa dhibaato sad

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Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive by Ajuran: 1:57am On Oct 14, 2015
Fulaman198:


ROFL I'm doing well Enlightened, how about yourself? well be careful ROFLLLL. He may ask you to straighten him out with some whips and chains and some feet in his face lipsrsealed (said too much).


Hey, STOP, projecting your foot fetish upon me. WTF angry

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Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive by Ajuran: 1:55am On Oct 14, 2015
Fulaman198:


Tbh, I'm not sure if Ajuran got married or if this is another game grin. Why is your temper out of whack? lol


she is on her period smiley

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Culture / Re: The Fulani by Ajuran: 11:00pm On Oct 12, 2015
davidoluyemo:


I am tired of insecure Africans that flaunt the little Caucasoid looks they have. No matter how pointed your nose is. You are not white. Never forget that. White people don't want you. They don't even want Arabs. In their book you are on the very bottom of the totem pole. So why congratulate yourself and try to feel superior to other Africans when your country is in the worst shape on the continent. Most foreigners look down on Africans because of pictures of starving Somalians and Ethiopians. Instead of collaborating with other Africans you north Africans make me laugh. You want to keep worshiping your oppressors. I will not stop laughing at your ignorance.

If you want you can get back to me if you need more lessons. Its easy when you talk to people that don't know their history, but i will teach you many things. I usually don't comment but you caught my attention.


you must not know me at all. i dislike white people too grin
Culture / Re: I Am Still Alive by Ajuran: 10:59pm On Oct 12, 2015
EnlightenedSoul:
Congratulations, warya!smiley Here's hoping she's the proper dominatrix you wished for, although apparently not from the sounds of it...


I want a second wife macaanto.

This one, pretended to be a dominatrix to get to my heart

I can she is a miskeen and not a soldier like I thought she was sad

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