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Phones › Re: Help! "There Was A Problem Parsing The Package" by akagson(op): 10:58am On Jan 26, 2016
Lexusgs430:
Does this error occur from playstore downloads also or just apk files?
Emm... Just apk files. Don't know of play store downloads
Phones › Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by akagson: 9:14am On Jan 26, 2016
My friend came to me for solution but I don't think I have any solution to his problem.
Whenever he tries to install an app, he gets this error " There was a problem parsing the package".
Pls what is the problem. No app agrees to install anymore.
I have checked the install app from unknown sources yet no solution.
It's a Tecno Android 4.1.1 version.
Somebody help!
Phones › Help! "There Was A Problem Parsing The Package" by akagson(op): 9:13am On Jan 26, 2016
My friend came to me for solution but I don't think I have any solution to his problem.
Whenever he tries to install an app, he gets this error " There was a problem parsing the package".
Pls what is the problem. No app agrees to install anymore.
I have checked the install app from unknown sources yet no solution.
It's a Tecno Android 4.1.1 version.
Somebody help!
Romance › How To Deal With Someone Who Is Disturbing You Wit Unnecessary Calls. by akagson(op): 8:49am On Jan 25, 2016
How to deal with someone who is disturbing you wit unnecessary calls. Go to OLX, advertise iphone 6 for 10k. Leave his or her number there as contact.
Romance › Re: I'm Pregnant; My Boyfriend Wants Abortion by akagson: 8:31am On Jan 25, 2016
Dirkcoyt:
Young lady, you will be doing the world a favour if you abort that pregnancy now, you not ready,psychologically,emotionally, financially,morally to develop or take care of a baby!

No support from your man or whatever! The world is tired of unnecessary suffering to kids who knows nothing about the selfish lust of their parent!

We tired of seeing malnourished kids, sick children, we don't want to see a kid you will bring to the world to suffer because of your carelessness! Save the little boy stress of what he knows nothing about! You will birth the child and all you will ever do is telling the child of better tomorrow! The kids bears the brunt most in this recklessness!

Now, there is nothing to panic about, goto a qualified personnel to abort the preganancy, well handled by an expert, abortion is not as complicated as you all seem to paint it! Only in nigeria we hear of abortion,caesarean section and we fidget!

You scared of damaging your womb? Nah you shouldn't be, you should be able to be responsible for your actions!
I think this speaker spoke well. In as much as there are downsides to abortion, you may have to resort to that option because you and your boyfriend are not prepared for what has befallen you. Bringing that innocent child into this world to come and suffer isn't the best idea. But you'd have to live with the consequences of your carelessness. Wrap that d!ck up always. Never allow anyone slip that sh!t into you without wrapping it up.
I don't know much but I know there are abortion pills — if what you're afraid of is surgery. Not all abortions have to do with tearing your womb, depending on how old the pregnancy is.
With abortion pills, I think you'd be fine. But be prepared also for the pains because I learnt that it's usually very painful. The pills would flush your womb of the foetus.
Have a nice day.
Romance › Re: She Wants A Sugar Daddy Without Sex, Guy Replies Him by akagson: 7:01am On Jan 23, 2016
vicstar:
ode! undecided stop deceiving your sorry asss lipsrsealed peepz like u who refuse to accept d truth will rot in hell...fact
Someone, tell this mumu to stop deceiving himself rather. For your information, there's in fact, nothing like hell. And if you cannot prove other than by telling me what your preacher told you or what one book called Bible told you, then you are the biggest ode alive. Prove to us that there's hell, you nut job Nigerian eediot.
Romance › Re: She Wants A Sugar Daddy Without Sex, Guy Replies Him by akagson: 6:42am On Jan 23, 2016
vicstar:
ode! undecided stop deceiving your sorry asss lipsrsealed peepz like u who refuse to accept d truth will rot in hell...fact
Foool stop deceiving your sorry stupid ass goats. Hell is meant for peepez and hypocrites like you and your pastor, you retaard.
Romance › Re: She Wants A Sugar Daddy Without Sex, Guy Replies Him by akagson: 9:30pm On Jan 22, 2016
NIJJAking:
REPENT NOW EVERYONE OF YOUR SINFUL EVIL WAYS
OF LIFE TO AVOID SPENDING YOUR ETERNITY IN HELL
FIRE,,,,,,JESUS CHRIST LOVE YOU SOO MUCH AND
WARN YOU TO REPENT AND CONVERT NOW TO
CHRISTIANITY TO AVOID HELL FIRE WHEN YOU
DIE,,,,God made you to be with Him here and in eternity,,,,you are not a mistake creature,,,be wise
dont gamble with your eternity
My friend, stop littering all the whole threads with this rubbish. Jesus Christ is not coming anywhere. The earlier you get that into your brainwashed skull, the better for you. There's nothing like hell and there will never be anything like hell. If at all there's hell, it's meant for you and your pastor. Stop inflicting the mind of innocent people with fear of hell for no reason.
THERE'S NO HELL. GO FVCK URSELF.
Romance › Re: Romantic Joke — But A Food For Thought. by akagson(op): 8:57pm On Jan 22, 2016
Obioraaa:
[color=#990100]undecided haha.. But why she wan go through my phone? She be anti virus?? undecided[/color]
Haha.. She be Avast.
Romance › Re: Romantic Joke — But A Food For Thought. by akagson(op): 7:51pm On Jan 22, 2016
Lalasticlala no fit try dat one na!
Romance › Romantic Joke — But A Food For Thought. by akagson(op): 6:50pm On Jan 22, 2016
Wife: Honey, can you do me a favour?
Husband: Sure, anything for you my love
Wife : Can you kill a lion for me?
Husband : Are you mad? Are you alright at all? To kill a lion for you? Request something else please.
Wife: Ok then, can I go through your WhatsApp
chats?
Husband: Where is the lion you want me to kill?

*******************************************
How many of you can boldly allow ur boo through your phone?
Romance › Re: I Need A Friend - A Chat Mate. by akagson(op): 9:07pm On Jan 21, 2016
tse1v1:
ARE YOU GAY shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Nope. Why?
Romance › Re: I Need A Friend - A Chat Mate. by akagson(op): 4:17pm On Jan 21, 2016
emotions1:
u sha get him time.......
You are not even representing your moniker cheesy
Romance › I Need A Friend - A Chat Mate. by akagson(op): 3:47pm On Jan 21, 2016
Feels like everything is falling apart for me right now. I just need someone I can chat with and talk to. sad sad cry cry
Romance › I Need A Friend - A Chat Mate. by akagson(op): 3:39pm On Jan 21, 2016
Feels like everything is falling apart for me right now. I just need someone I can chat with and talk to. sad sad cry cry
Christianity Etc › Re: Revelation As Shown By God To A Young Lady, Shalom David - Tattooing Is A SIN by akagson: 11:05pm On Jan 19, 2016
If you check well, this yaba left op is from Watchman, Deeper Life, or their ilks. These set of Christians reason with their testicles and anuses .
Continue seeing your illusions you call revelations while the world keeps on spinning and advancing.
Idiatss!
Phones › Re: Panic Over SIM Card Re-registration Deadline (photos) by akagson: 7:12pm On Jan 19, 2016
johnshagb:
Why panic when I can port to
Etisalat Etimama Eti toi toi
Please how do I port? What does it entail? Can I revert back later?
Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Categories Of Jobs That Deplete People's Chances Of Making Heaven by akagson: 5:19pm On Jan 17, 2016
Spoiler: There's no heaven. So cut the crap off already.
Webmasters › Re: 5 Things You Must Stop Doing To Improve Your Social Media Security. by akagson: 3:57pm On Jan 12, 2016
best2com:
Nice one.
Look Out for Background Recording apps grin grin

My story
That was how this fine babe told me, "Lemme use your PC to facebook" grin
As a good guy, I started the record tool in the browser and gave her the PC...told her not to close "that app" oo,if not the connection will be lost.
She was even hidding to type her password grin I bone turn face like say e no concern me grin

I was a shareholder in her Facebook account for a while... Mumuness
Please enlighten me. What recording are you talking about? Which software?
Education › Re: #PHOTO: UNIABUJA Student Dies In His Sleep Night After Death Tweet by akagson: 12:10pm On Jan 11, 2016
thunder74:
That I closed my eyes to cross the express Road and nothing happened to me is not a licence for you to do the same.
Omode bu iroko, o n boju w'eyin.....(a child abused Iroko tree and looked back thinking it was that day it will falls on him)
Your flimsy proverb does not make any point.
Education › Re: #PHOTO: UNIABUJA Student Dies In His Sleep Night After Death Tweet by akagson: 7:38am On Jan 11, 2016
thunder74:
Was he asking the question to mock some people praying against death in 2016?
If your faith does not agree with what other believe or do, leave them before you provoke the anger of their God. (some will still get angry with this post).
Guess what? Only the fools says there is no God.
But is he the first ever person to have mocked the belief of the other faith? Why hasn't every other person who mocked died like him? There's something called "coincidence" in your dictionary, and don't tell me there are no coincidences because it wouldn't be a found in the dictionary if it wasn't obtainable.
Romance › Re: Romantic Words To Say To Your Babe When Chatting by akagson: 6:06pm On Jan 10, 2016
falconey:
No 50 paragraph your work.
. Punctuate your work.
Business › Why Cant I Open A Dispute On Aliexpress by akagson(op): 11:34am On Jan 05, 2016
I and this AliExpress seller has agreed that she would partially refund my money. While trying to open a dispute for the partial refund, I have entered all the required fields but when I click on "submit" nothing happens. I dont know why this is happening. Why cant I submit the dispute request?

Nairaland General › Re: The Physically-Challenged Kano Girl Gets A Wheelchair by akagson: 4:37pm On Jan 04, 2016
luluosas:
God bless you. Meanwhile I never told you I was righteous. Truth really is bitter but unfortunately, you shall wake up to the reality of the supreme GOD existence in eternity. Thank you.
Gerout
Nairaland General › Re: The Physically-Challenged Kano Girl Gets A Wheelchair by akagson: 1:23pm On Jan 02, 2016
luluosas:
Unfortunately, you will die one day and you will wake up in eternity to discover that there's actually GOD, and my dear friend, it will be impossible for you to reverse your eternity from doom to safety in the hereafter if you die in your sins. Please surrender your life to JESUS CHRIST now that you are NOT DEAD. Thank you
With all due respect, F^CK OFF! You are one of those senseless Christians I'm talking about. So after reading all I wrote, all you can tell me is to "surrender my life to Jesus". You are actually stoopid to tell me that. Did I tell you I'm an atheist? Did I in any way imply that I believe or do not believe that there is a God? You are just pathetic. For your info, I'm more righteous than you are. You are just simply religious and nothing more. You think that carrying Bible up and down aand telling people that they are sinners is what will pave way for eternal safety for you. Once again, F^CK OFF you vile hypocrite!
Nairaland General › Re: The Physically-Challenged Kano Girl Gets A Wheelchair by akagson: 1:22pm On Jan 02, 2016
luluosas:
Unfortunately, you will die one day and you will wake up in eternity to discover that there's actually GOD, and my dear friend, it will be impossible for you to reverse your eternity from doom to safety in the hereafter if you die in your sins. Please surrender your life to JESUS CHRIST now that you are NOT DEAD. Thank you
With all due respect, Bleep OFF!
Nairaland General › Re: The Physically-Challenged Kano Girl Gets A Wheelchair by akagson: 7:02pm On Jan 01, 2016
Ymodulus:
Let me be honest, my reply might sound harsh or inconsiderate


But things like this makes me say to myself why not take the life of such an individual than allow that person go on suffering in life?

It's not worth it. I feel for her but she shouldn't be allowed to go through this..

And someone tells me there is a God.


Qoute me to insult me I won't reply you.
My friend, I totally understand how you feel. Unfortunately, Nigeria is filled with many people who have clouded their mind and reasoning with religion. Those bashing you simply do not understand how you feel because they feel different, and this is as a result of the tremendous impact religion has had on their reasoning. I have been on both sides before — a religious fanatic and a quasi-atheist. I have asked questions till I got tired of asking because no body can answer sensibly without bringing in "God this, God that, Bible this, Bible that."

Well, even the God knows, I've already said to myself that if misfortune ever catches up with me, and I'd have to live through untold hardship like that poor girl, I'll not hesitate to take my life. Yeah. It's not worth it.
I think euthanasia should be made legal. My dad have been blind for as long as I have had sense. Now, I'm 23. We have gone through hell living, but this same dad of mine never wants to use ear hear anything about euthanasia. He'll always console himself with "will of God". But a times I wonder why God would will some people to enjoy while others suffer.

It's a very complicated issue. All these so called Christians bashing people with elements of atheism, I can tell you that most of them have never gone through stuff. Unless your brain has been rewired to see reality through having endured some form of hardship, you would never see life and existence in the manner people like YModulus see it.

So my brother, when they insult you and call you names because of your ideology, do not respond. After all, Jesus in the Bible said, "Father, forgive them for they know not what they do".
Business › Re: How Should I Handle This Aliexpress Seller? by akagson(op): 7:59pm On Dec 31, 2015
Adebayolove:
The reason you might not get the refund without returning the item is what you stated. The item you received looks like the one you ordered. With that, best case scenario if you open dispute is you'll asked to return the item before you can get refund, which is going to cost you some money.

If you claim you did not received the item that is no longer "fair"

If the seller is adamant to refund you, then you will have to wait for AE to jugde the case in which case the verdit is likely to be as I stated above. Claiming you did not received it should not be an option to consider. Keep in mind, should the seller decide to refund you partially/full outside of AE resolution center be prepared to provide a PayPal account to receivethe refund.

I really hope you get this resolved soon.
Alright. Thanks a lot for your contributions.
Business › Re: How Should I Handle This Aliexpress Seller? by akagson(op): 6:55pm On Dec 31, 2015
tripplephi:
OK CLAIM IT NEVER GOT TO YOU AND DONT EVEN GIVE A NEGATIVE FEEDBACK, THEN YOU WILL GET YOUR CASH BACK EASILY AFTER 1-2WEEKS
But before I claim I didn't get it, I must wait for the "days remaining" to elapse right? That is, the 60 days delivery time.
Business › Re: How Should I Handle This Aliexpress Seller? by akagson(op): 6:46pm On Dec 31, 2015
naijacutee:
I have been in this situation before, but with a tablet which was obviously fake. I took photographs of the item I received and put them side by side with a genuine item and then used these pictures to open an "Item not as described" case. It took over a month, and I had to return the tablet I purchased, but I got my money back in the end. All the best.
What did it cost you to refund the tablet? Did you incure extra expenses? What other option apart from the "item not as described" option is there?
Business › Re: How Should I Handle This Aliexpress Seller? by akagson(op): 6:40pm On Dec 31, 2015
Adebayolove:
Do not claim you did not received the item. That is a very bad thing to do. Instead, open dispute on the account that the item was not as described. If you're fortunate the seller might refund you in full or partially, otherwise you will be asked to send back the item to claim full refund. (Reason being you were sent the item you ordered, not another one). If you were sent another item totally different from the one ordered, you have better chance of full refund.

Your best option is to reach a resolution with with the seller. Threaten to leave negative feedback if necessary.
You said "If I'm fortunate" I may get a refund, that means I might not get a refund at all. If you understand my plight, you'd notice that picture of the item matches the one sent to me only that it's inferior. What if the seller is adamant to refund but rather prefers the negative review, what should I do?
Even if I'm told to return the item, that would be another wahala because I don't know what it would cost me. A partial refund may be okay but the question is, is it possible? Let's forget about whether it's right or wrong to claim I didn't get it. All I'm interested in is getting a "fair trial". If claiming I didn't get the item would work, why not? After all, na $12. So you are advising me to sort it out with the seller? Is he likely to comply? What if he doesn't comply? Wetin I go do?

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