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Politics › Re: 10 Things To Know About Ex-President Muhammadu Buhari (Photo) by Akalia(m): 7:05am On Jul 14, 2025
No hard feelings for late Buhari. He is gone now so he doesn't matter anymore.
Romance › Re: My Fiancé Has Stopped Requesting For Sex All Of A Sudden! by Akalia(m): 9:58am On Jul 07, 2025
lendahand:
did you meet her a virgin?
Nope.
Romance › Re: My Fiancé Has Stopped Requesting For Sex All Of A Sudden! by Akalia(m): 8:48am On Jul 07, 2025
Teymanhenry:
No mind them. Good sexual satisfaction was part of the reason I married my wife self... You can't weaponize sex and expect a real man to dance to your tune
Are you the one on your profile pic?
Romance › Re: My Fiancé Has Stopped Requesting For Sex All Of A Sudden! by Akalia(m): 10:31pm On Jul 06, 2025
I feel for the OP.
A serious man won't keep a woman waiting for that long, I swear down.
When I met my wife we connected and our first time seeing face to face sex happened ,over and over again.

Married her in the space of 6 months.
Business › Re: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by Akalia(m): 10:25pm On Jul 06, 2025
I want hail my KDP account for shekele money. Account has 3 ebooks and 1 paperbsck. Created and verified with payment account (geepay and payoneer) since 2018.

Interested? Hit me up via DM.
Politics › Re: Wike: I Like Money, Nobody Can Do Without Money by Akalia(m): 10:02pm On Jul 06, 2025
Too boastful. His humbling would be super loud.
He ain't t got no class.
Celebrities › Re: New Bikini Pictures Of Bobrisky by Akalia(m): 7:20pm On Jul 06, 2025
Beautiful gay-dust.

At times I do wonder if some people think of eternity after this fleeting life.
Politics › Re: ADC Website Crashes As Nigerians ‘Flood’ New Opposition Coalition by Akalia(m): 6:55am On Jul 06, 2025
ResidentSnitch:
Tinumbu mind now go just dey beat gidim gidim gidim after hearing this news, and he may just call for them to bring that white stuff for him to use and clear his head.
Lol. Nigerians funny. I swear down. That kind heart beat na stroke trigger for Tinubu. grin grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: China Tells EU It Can’t Accept Russia Losing Its War Against Ukraine by Akalia(m): 3:21pm On Jul 05, 2025
The statement is ambiguous, could imply many contexts.
Celebrities › Re: Tupac's Cremated Ashes Were Smoked By Deceased Rapper's Friends by Akalia(m):
DeOTR:
He's an icon to people that recognize and know what an icon should be. The guy is many years ahead of his age mates. His spoken word at 20 emit more wisdom than advices of a 70 years old. Have you heard the guy speak before?
He died at 25 and many people would only dream of his achievements in 10 lifetimes.
No be to live long useless life, what impact are you making? Will anyone even remember you graced the earth after the first month of your demise?
He was wise but yet he died a violent death due to social vices and negative lifestyle as a gangster. Look at you, just listen to yourself. oyaa live like 2pac.
No sense in your submission.

His music revolved around his child hood memories growing up, violence, sex, drugs, conflict with the law. Not appealing to me.
Food › Re: How Long Can You Stay Without Eating Swallow Food? by Akalia(m): 11:34am On Jul 05, 2025
Rapmoney:
I can't stay beyond 3 days without eating swallow food. I love fufu the most, but I can sometimes go with eba or semo. If I stay beyond 3 days without eating swallow, I start having this 'not okay' feeling. Swallow na baba. Rice na bird food.
so far the soup is rich and well garnished. I can't do without swallow beyond 1 day.
Education › Re: 2 Top LASU Lecturers Sacked Over ₦10.6M Fraud And Sexual Harassment by Akalia(m): 11:32am On Jul 05, 2025
LagosOrigin:
Everything about Lagos is fraudulent . From the president to the Lagos university. And the most annoying part is that the people commiting this fraud in Lagos aren't even real indigines of Lagos but outsiders from Osun and Ibadan forced on Lagos indigines by Tinubu
Choi, Tinubu don suffer.
I don't think any sane Yoruba parent will have the desire to name a child Tinubu in the future.
Politics › Re: Aisha Yesufu And Maureen Kabrik Have Registered UNDP by Akalia(m): 9:47am On Jul 05, 2025
benuejosh:
And she is still a member of the confusion abi na collision party or how do they call the association again? She is practically practicing anti-party.

Are these the people who want to unseat President Tinubu that we all know? One of the smartest politician Nigeria has ever had? The last of the surviving rare breed of true democrat? The one that can't be taken unaware? These people are jokers!! Their jokes are nothing but a new discovery.
Tinubu is the smartest politician, okay . No doubt.
But I put it to you the he(Tinubu) will go down as the dumbest, callous, insincere elected politician in the position of the president in the history of this great county. So who him political smartness epp?
Abeg swerve.
Health › Re: Microsoft AI Can Now Diagnose Illness 4 Times More Accurately Than Human Doctors by Akalia(m): 9:37am On Jul 05, 2025
AI that can be hacked. AI that has the potential to become self aware and go rogue.

AI can't do pretty much what human intervention can do, let's face it.
Romance › Re: The Problems Of Sleeping With A Married Woman. by Akalia(m): 8:22am On Jul 05, 2025
Abee79:
Apart from temporary embarrassment that accompanied the initial revelation, what consequences did Mr. Baltasar Engonga face for sleeping with more than 400 women, most of whom were married?
Find the pictorial info and answer to your question. Una no dey hear word.

Celebrities › Re: Tupac's Cremated Ashes Were Smoked By Deceased Rapper's Friends by Akalia(m): 8:03am On Jul 05, 2025
2PAC is no icon to me, he ain't no great guy of any sort to me, just another fortunate demented fellow with talent who abused the gifts GOD gave him.
Politics › Re: Court Finds Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan Guilty Of Contempt, Slams ₦5m Fine by Akalia(m): 12:44pm On Jul 04, 2025
Most of the wealthy people in Nigeria have no value other than money. Empty skull women.
Properties › Re: I Want To Build A Traditional Storey Building In The Village. What Cost? (pic) by Akalia(m): 11:28am On Jul 04, 2025
Kushites:
I full ground mehn…😎

No shaking.

In fact I can’t wait to start..😆
Don't make that sort of structure the only building in the village due to natural degradation of the structure overtime and also the structure is not scalable with respect to maintenance and revamping.
Politics › Re: ADC Chieftains, David Mark And El-Rufai's Children Are APC Rep Members by Akalia(m): 6:53am On Jul 04, 2025
Nigerians are not very clever people. All they know is bragging and showing off.

Common to elect sound leaders is beyond a population of over 200 million, of which a higher percentage is considered educated and literate.
Politics › Re: ADC Coalition Has Vindicated Tinubu From Supporting A One-Party State - Gov Sule by Akalia(m): 12:40pm On Jul 03, 2025
Tinubu's camp is very jittery, it's that obvious.

APC should go. ADC should come, we are giving them a chance.
Politics › Re: "Ignore Peter Obi at your peril" - Aisha Yesufu warns opposition coalition by Akalia(m): 11:53am On Jul 03, 2025
Even if PO runs as a running mate in ADC and eventually becomes the vice president. It's good enough for us-we the igbos.

Politically it will mark the historic re-emergence of an igbo man at the highest echelon in government in Nigeria in a very long while, giving the igbos a better stead to gun for an igbo president going forward.
Politics › Re: Senator Elisha Abbo At ADC Coalition Event (Photo) by Akalia(m): 11:20am On Jul 03, 2025
chopnaira:
Sex shop senator Elisha Abbo now a member of ADC. He was seen at the coalition event singing at the top of his voice.
You could be slammed with a legal suite for the disparaging comment on the distinguished senator over "sex shop senator" slur.
You think online media makes you invisible and untouchable?
Politics › Re: I Inherited A Country Near Bankruptcy - Tinubu by Akalia(m): 10:22am On Jul 03, 2025
Oga lamba and excuses. Tinubu just isn't the right man for the job.
Romance › Re: My Recent Encounter With A Lady I Was Introduced To For A Serious Relationship by Akalia(m): 5:47pm On Jul 01, 2025
drehdinho:
A lady was introduced to me by a street sister after I mentioned that I was in search of a serious relationship. I gave a clear list of my requirements, among which were that she must be gainfully employed and of good character.

Two days ago, the sister finally shared the contact of the lady she found for me. I was hopeful, thinking she would at least meet 80% of my criteria.

When I initiated a conversation with the lady, I asked about her educational background. She told me she was a secondary school drop-out. I didn’t judge her immediately, I wanted to hear more and not jump to conclusions.

So, I asked what steps she had in mind to upgrade herself. She said she wanted to go into business and gave a rough estimate of ₦3.5 million as startup capital.

Still, I wasn’t discouraged. I told her that if I were to invest in the business, I would hold 60% of the company while she holds 40%. My reason was simple: I wanted her to be accountable and run the business with a sense of ownership.

To my surprise, she rejected the idea. She said she wanted 100% ownership because she is “trustworthy” and that I could observe her for one year to see if she wouldn’t mismanage the business.

I let that conversation slide.

Then, a few days later, during another conversation, I asked her what she was bringing to the table in the relationship. Her response? Just “prayer.” 😂

At this point, I started enjoying the conversation ,not because I was impressed, but because her responses were becoming increasingly ridiculous.

I asked her another question: How much do you think we would need per month to live as husband and wife?
Her answer: ₦1 million.

I asked her to break it down. She couldn’t. She just kept rambling and listing irrelevant things with no clarity or structure.

This morning, she called me via WhatsApp video. While we were talking, the call ended. I tried calling her back, but the video didn’t connect. I noticed she was typing, so I waited.

Next thing I saw was: “My data got exhausted.”

From the very beginning, I knew I was way above her standard , intellectually, financially, and in life exposure. But I decided to subject her brain to an intelligent conversation to prove a point: most of these broke ladies have absolutely nothing meaningful to offer.

To my fellow hustling men who have sacrificed and worked hard to become something in life , please don’t settle for women like this. Look out for women who have built themselves to a meaningful stage in life.

I have two degrees. I’m a lawyer. And here is a lady, a secondary school drop-out , who thinks, in her oblivion, that she can hook a man of my calibre.

I called the sister who introduced her and clearly told her never to bring such people my way again.

I know how this kind of story ends: you help them build a life, and the moment they start seeing a little change, you’ll see their true colours. Many of them think the only thing they need to offer in life is their body.

I’ve cut off communication with her already, and I’m planning to block her on WhatsApp.

Her unreasonable thought process completely turned me off. So many ridiculous ideas. It’s just mentally exhausting.
You a super intelligent and it will be hard to get a lady at par with you intellectually. Abeg lower the intellectual criterion for your ideal lady.
Romance › Re: Some Words You Should Never Say To Your Partner — No Matter How Angry You Are by Akalia(m): 7:44pm On Jun 30, 2025
I am guilty of using number 2 in the time past. I regret and I have since repented. Anger is really a demonic destroyer in marriage.
Travel › Re: Aircraft Balance Dynamics; Understanding Why Aircrafts Loses Lift And Stall by Akalia(m): 5:35pm On Jun 30, 2025
Just like land vehicles , aircrafts do also have operational standard operating procedure(SOP).
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ukraine Pilot Killed, F-16 Fighter Jet Lost In Overnight Russian Strikes by Akalia(m): 7:10pm On Jun 29, 2025
Ukraine is bleeding to death but deflated ego is even their biggest foe as they are delusional not to accept the fact that they are no match to Russia in this lop-sided war in favor of great mother Russia.

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