chineduemmao:
smh... See as the story sweet for your mouth

LOLZZZ, I don't believe in this poo too Bro not until I feel am.. Enjoy Bro

edimolu:

Wow! But u know what, some of this girls do not even know they are possessed , this world is really beyond our reasoning

Ur damn right Bro, this babe really told me a lot of things ooo, how her parents has spent fortune flying from Pastors, Alfas and Herbalist, yet no solution.. she said this Ish started when she was 16, always dreaming of having sexual intercourse with a particular man and whenever she wakes up, she go don wet... if this thing no happen to me, walai I no go believe.. same applicable to Men hmmmm.. OP should just Pls seek help before it's too late..

OP I guess mine is a little bit different from yours.. I'm the type that doesn't believe in all this Witch Wizard Ish cos I do tell people it's just an hearsay and it's not real.. My Story: Flashback 2009 I met this beautiful fresher in my department, long story cut short we started dating but I'm the cassanova type wey get plenty cheek apart from this babe.. while she was still in school I graduated went for NYSC.. after service I got a job at that same State where my was School was.. Settling down after few months I decided to contact this babe again for serious relationship that will lead to marriage.. I propose to her ooo she accepted, na there m wahala Start... 2months after the proposal, I lost my Job, I sold all my property including bulb for my house to take chop.. OP this thing still be like movie for my eye till today.. I started having all sort of bad dreams of a man always warning me to leave his wife or he will kill me. Friends and family we worried cos I'm already loosing myself.. My mama start to carry me from one pastor to another and all of them into conclusion that my current GF has a spiritual husband and if I disagree with them based on my believe I should ask the lady herself, she will tell me the truth.. OP to cut the long story short I confronted my babe with this claim, Lo and behold she burst into tears and started pleading that she has been looking for solution for this problem and I will be her Third guy this thing is affecting.. her mother called me and started begging me ooo sa they themselves DEy find solution to her problem... Naso I just commot for that State ooo, run for my Life.. one thing I learnt was This World is far far beyond our Knowledge, I pray God will see u thru... Pardon all the errors biko , Na Inside BRT I dey

This is just the true picture of Northern teachers, last year December I was part of the team that went for screening and Data capturing of primary School Teachers in Taraba State. I visited the entire 16 Local Government in that state screening Teachers OH God!!!. After the entire exercise, we had a meeting with the NUT Chairman, Subeb and the Permanent Secretary of the State, I stood and ask them Why are u guys ruining the future of your kids in this State, a situation where an English teacher can't even speak nor write English at all, same applicable to nearly 90% of all the teachers.. I couldn't believe my eyes when the Three of them laugh it off and the NUT Chairman told me that they are our people and they need the Job.. Most of the younger ones are Underage, undergraduates that are still in school, they don't even know the school they posted them to, and they have been collecting free money for Yrs.. Plenty Info Abeg, make I just keep quiet.. Even a 2yrs old Kid in that State knows what they call Monthly allocation, cos that's the only bailout and free money they get every month.. be that as it may, that State is so so blessed with Natural resources, but everything is on a power saving mood..

Arsenalholic:
Send Ifeanyi Ubah FC to go and play Algeria for the last round while the real Eagles netflix and chill

Up the Eagles! Up the fatherland!

P.S. If you've ambitions to be in Russia live come June next year, indicate and let's create a thread to help ourselves ease movement and all.

Hi One Sir

Mainland Senior High School, Fadeyi, Yaba

greencard:
u need to see how I loud the volumes of my T.V to honour him with the mind of hearing him sound and clear..my sis have to beg me to reduce the volume small..

Fear plus shame catch me for that part he wanted saying foundation..and was stressing his eyes..saying foounnd foound for half a minute..i just deh silently beg God for my mind make he see well and read am out to avoid international disgrace


But whoever wrote that speech and fail to include IPOB and restructuring never meant well for Nigeria..he is only working for the money and favours..and the worse of all is that buhari read it

I taught I was the only one that noticed that part, my fear was make the man no go collapse self, cos he's not sounding healthy at all..

egopersonified:


no VIO alive in Nigeria today will lift up their hands to flag down this car, instead they will knee down, hands up and start hailing

.. ur damn right man..lol

Looking at this car, me just we reason plenty things... situation wey Naija VIO go catch u say u no get side mirror, irrespective of the camera wey u show those guys, me no sure say them go gree ooo, them fit dey talk say Na DVD player u wet show them self..

To be honest, my area at Alaafia Coker, Iganmu is at least 22hrs in a day..

This guy can never stop to amaze me sha.. the amount of money him dey always spend on publicity go pass wetin him spend on the project itself.. I hope one day my lovely state will get better Governor sha cos all this educated illiterate can't solve anything...

OP, Point No 2 & 5 is the current status of my house.. though I'm moving out next month,I hardly sleep anytime I'm inside the house.. I just hope my foolishness won't cost me what I wont be able to bear

Authur Nzeribe living like an invalid at his country home in Orlu, IMO State. At the height of his life, he lived in Nixon Hilton Hotel Abuja Presidential Suite for over 20yrs. So also Federal Palace Hotel, Lagos. He rode on Rolls Royce cars IN London and Lagos. Had Mansions in major cities of the world. Had private jets. Was one time an enfant terrible of Nigeria's Politics. He helped led IBB to June 12 inbroglio and Late Abatcha's attempted transmutation to Civilian President in 1998. Today, he lives a pathetic life at the mercy of aides and Nurses. Life is moving on in Nigeria and the world without him. Money, cars, houses, private jets, and jet life are all Vanities upon Vanity. May God Almighty continue to bless us with Good and sound health, peace of mind and contentment today and forever, Ameen.

branchsean014:

Opportunity is missed by most ppl each day causing you kept doubting my fixed game,today fixed out odd 150.view won ticket for delight doubting Thomas's.

In as much as you are not NOTRADAMUS, no sane person will fall for this your foolishness.. Get a life my dear Brother.

Explorer!!! I doff my cap Sir..

I even forgot to mention Gembu in Sardauna LG, this is the coldest city in Nigeria. Standard hotels in this town does not even have a Fan nor Air conditioner, everywhere is freaking cold... Damn

OP, I guess u forgot to mention Mambila Plateau, Sardauna Local Government in Taraba State. Sardauna is the next local Government after Gashaka LG where this national park is located. Beautiful Landscape, Rocks to name a few. There is even a particular spot along this road immediately after Yelwa village where Sapphire is been discovered, alot of miners are making serious Kusa at that end with nothing to show for it.. This Country is really blessed most especially the Northern part.. God, Kindly give us good leaders that would make this Country great Again

Mambila Plateau, Sardauna Local Government, Taraba State should be here biko.. That mountain is crazy.

If care is not taken ehn, Nigeria can ambush someone's ambition.. OP me I'm even confused right now, business idea flowing but no capital, even the abroad self, I no even know where to go.. I'm tired biko

claremont:


Which embassy does this?!

bro, I know of Indian Embassy.. you will only be instructed to pay the visa after you've been granted the visa..

Bro, take for example I wan buy suya from mallam, for sure him go give us test now. Drop one for us and we go continue to patronize u. If I get get 5k u think say I go carry am put for Bet nii.

NDLEA No Objection Certificate (NOC) wey India don dey request for since 2016.

COPIED.......After independence, in order to build a great nation, each country went to work. But in Nigeria, after independence, our people went to pray and fast.
So, while we were praying, Malaysia came here and took our palm seedlings and built a great factory of it.
While we were praying, Singapore went into investment in technology.
While we were praying, India went into ICT.
While we were praying, China went to massive industrialisation.
While we were praying, UAE went into massive infra structural development.
While we were binding and casting Lucifer, Japan went into technological development.

While we were speaking in tongues, Denmark went into education of her citizens.
While we were mounting big speakers in our places of worship, USA was mounting man on the moon.
After our prayers, God, being a wise God decided to reward us according to our labour.
Since those that went into industrialisation, technology, infra structural development, ICT, education etc have been rewarded accordingly. It's only wise God rewards us with our efforts in prayers.

That's why today, Nigerian pastors are competing in building the biggest churches. That's why there are more prayer houses and worship places than hospitals and schools. That's why people rush to prayer houses for medical and business solutions instead of hospitals.
That's why we don't do business visibility before jumping into it since we are going to back it up with prayers. And when it collapses, we blame devil.

That's why it's a sin to say anything negative about Pastors and Imams.
That's why our Pastors don't consider the opinion of engineers while building and blame devil when the building collapses.
That's why faith in God replaces building pillars and when it collapses we blame it on Lucifer.
That's why our Pastors are making sure they plant Church branches instead of schools on every street in Nigeria.
That's why we always wait for God to do for us that which ability would've accomplished.
That's why we want our teachers to labour on earth and go to heaven for their rewards.

Nigeria is a prayer loving, God fearing nation. Religion has taken the place of technology, infrastructure, education etc.

When travelling, we ignore all the necessary road requirements, servicing of our vehicles and pray. And, once we pray, we can put a half serviceable vehicles on the road and blame our step mothers or mothers in law if anything goes wrong.
That's why there are more people dying on our roads than wild animals in the forest

Ayotricks:
bro I wil need your hlp too oo

Virtual go finish ooo, e better make u dey play the normal , 1x,x2 or 12.. my 2 cent

This foolish scumbheads almost ruin my day Kuma, on my way from Badagry to VI, this fools at Alaba Rago block the highway Cos they are celebrating the return of the President.. they poured White powder all over their body, I don't understand what that stands for though.. guess them go get sense one day sha...

I regret giving her my heart.. the truth is she's the first girl that I ever fall in love with all my life.. onto bad guy for hood, I no Sabi love woman but this one got me. she's a responsible, loving, caring, God fearing and down to Earth Lady.. I cried the day she told me she's still in love with her ex and she can't continue with our relationship.. the crazy thing is I still love till date and I find it very difficult to love another lady.. hmm this love Sabi fall person hand oo

Op, I resigned from one this stupid Indian firms last November without even getting another job, this same stupid firm is right beside Park N Shop at this Adeola Odeku.. the amount of depression, heart break and frustration those guys must have been going through ehn, this foolish Indians Sabi make u dey useless for life Cos they will never see anything good in u.. I don't blame them though, na our Government cause all this nonsense.. Majority of the HR of this firms are low life people wey don loose hope for life and nothing good can come out of their desert regarding moving on and thinking out of the box.. I dey provoke abeg, make sure dey go..

Tanzania Population = 49.25 Million.. 100 tanzania Shilling = 14.46 Nigerian Naira... SMH

elantraceey:
I like sex but i hate premarital sex!!!

Yiimu..

I'm currently working with an Indian firm bro, my resignation is always on my flash drive that I carry along everyday. My boss has no respect for his employees and do treat us like trash.. Bad boss is a nightmare, emotional depression all the time and come to think of it, I can't even mention my salary..

If i'm not mistaken, was this not the same SUSAN E RICE that was involved in Abacha and ABIOLA's Death. This Woman and Africa sha, This our leaders should play safe Kuma .. https://www.nairaland.com/1318355/mko-abiola-susan-rice-deadly