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how does this affect this topic OVSB

[quote author=T-val]Boss!! I spot you too![/quote]up naija

it has started again ooooo

[quote author=T-val]Offside![/quote]I see u oooo patriotic nigerian.

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President Goodluck Jonathan literally denied the
seven-day ultimatum to striking university lecturers
to return to work, yesterday, saying the Committee
of Vice Chancellors (CVC) issued the deadline.
According to him, the supervising minister of
education, Mr. Nyeson Wike, only made the
ultimatum public.
The ultimatum, which began counting last Thursday,
ends on Wednesday.
Jonathan, also, yesterday, described the ASUU
prolonged strike as subversive.
The industrial action, which started on July 1, enters
the sixth month today.
“We didn’t give them ultimatum. It was the
committee of Vice Chancellors that took that
decision. The supervising minister of education only
passed on the decision. What ASUU is doing is no
longer trade dispute but subversive action”, the
president said.
Saying, however, that government will consult on
the deadline to ASUU members, he said, “So that we
will not be perceived to be insensitive, we will
consult on the deadline”.
Jonathan spoke, yesterday, while responding to an
appeal by a former governor of Bayelsa State, Chief
DSP Alamieyeseigha, that government should
reconsider its ultimatum to the ASUU members to
return to work or be sacked.
Alamieyeseigha made his plea at Bayelsa State
Government House, Yenagoa, during a meeting of
the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) state caucus.
According to the President, “What ASUU is doing is
no longer trade union. I have intervened in other
labour issues before now, once I invite them they
respond and after the meeting they take decision
and call off the strike. Atimes we don’t even give
them a long notice unlike in the case of ASUU that
were given four days notice before the meeting.
As you are meeting to resolve trade disputes, you
expect the trade unions to get their officials ready,
what was expected having met with the highest
authority in the land for long hours, was for ASUU to
immediately issue statement within 12 or latest 24
hours to state their position whether they were
accepting government’s offer or not. And if they are
not accepting they state the reason why.
”But despite the fact that I had the longest meeting
with ASUU in my political history, we did not start
that meeting until around 2 p.m. and the meeting
ended the next day in the early hours of the
morning. As far as the government of Nigeria was
concern all the critical people that should be in a
meeting were there, so what else do they want?
”After that they didn’t meet until one week, despite
the fact that you met with the highest authority. It
was unfortunate one of them, Prof. Iyayi died.
”The way ASUU has conducted the matter shows
they were extreme and when iyayi died they now
said the strike was now indefinite, our children have
been at home for over five months”.
President Jonathan also thanked the Bayelsa people
for their prayers and support while he fell ill in
London.
He emphasised the need for party faithful to be
united, stressing that the key to political success
was the unity of the people and that divided people
bring about a lot of issues.
In his remarks, Governor Seriake Dickson
commended Jonathan’s deep interest in the state
caucus and making out time despite his tight
schedule to be part of it, where issues affecting the
party are discussed and solutions found.
Govt has done enough for ASUU – UNIJOS VC
Meanwhile, the Vice-Chancellor of University of Jos,
Prof. Hayard Mafuyai, yesterday, said the Federal
Government has done enough and even shown
commitment for ASUU to call-off the strike.
The VC spoke while answering questions from
journalists at the end of the year dinner and award
night of UNIJOS 80-85 Alumni Group in Abuja.
He said the challenges facing the education sector in
the country over the decades cannot be corrected
overnight, so ASUU should call-off the strike.
“We just met with the Supervising Minister of
Education, Mr. Nyesom Wike, and we have been
appealing to our colleagues and ASUU to do what we
believe should be done, that is to call off the strike,”
Mafuyai said.
”I think the Federal Government has done enough to
move the education sector forward as the ills of
many decades cannot be corrected overnight and
we should listen to the mood of the nation to call-off
the strike in the overall public interest”.
When he was asked about the security situation in
Jos and how it has affected University of Jos, he
blamed the media for poor reportage and how it is
adversely affecting socio-economic development of
the university and Plateau State.
‘Threat won’t end strike’
In a related development, students affected by the
ASUU strike say threat would not end the impasse.
The National Coordinator, Education Rights
Campaign (ERC), Hassan Soweto, who spoke on the
ultimatum to ASUU, said threat will only worsen the
situation. “If the FG goes ahead with the threat, then
ASUU, the trade union movement and civil society
organisations should be expected to respond with
nationwide mass protest and demonstrations,”
Soweto said.
Victor Samuel, a law student of Ekiti State
University, also reacting, said: “With the assertion of
the Federal Government, should it sound as if we
rule by positivist theory? This is just a barking from
the government as it would make no appreciative
effort but make the situation more critical.”
Adeola Oluwatayo, a 300 level journalism student of
LASU, said the threat won’t end the strike, but
rather make the lecturers adamant.
Emmanuel Eca, a final year student, University of
Calabar saw the threat by government as an empty
one because it has failed in it’s responsibility. “The
question to ponder over is why the FG has continued
in reneging on its agreements? They could have
averted the strike in the first place by keeping to the
terms of the agreement. They should stop playing
with our future.”
Another student, Macaulay Adeleye, went political in
his reaction when he said: “The threat by the
Federal Government won’t materialize at the end of
the day due to the fact that it is not all institutions
that can embark on such a step and overwhelm the
lecturers.”
Going by the threat, ASUU said it was evident that
the Federal Government was not ready to implement
the agreement it reached with the union.
The treasurer of the union, Dr. Ademola Aremu, said
government would only succeed in wasting the time
of Nigerians and the youths in the country if it failed
to perfect the agreement.




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The Federal
Government has issued a one week ultimatum to the
Academic Staff Union of Universities, ASUU, to call
off the ongoing strike.
The union embarked on the action on July 1, 2013
over government’s refusal to implement the 2009
agreement both parties reached.
Acting Minister of Education, Nyesom Wike, while
briefing journalists Thursday morning in Abuja made
the position of the FG known.
Akinlexupdate.com gathered that government has also
given Vice Chancellors of Universities to declare the
jobs of the striking lecturers vacant as from
Wednesday, December 4.
Recall that the Union, last week, at the end of the
ASUU NEC meeting, resolved to take a definite
position on the government’s offer and the strike
after meeting with President Goodluck Jonathan this
week.
However, no date has been fixed for the meeting yet.

ASUU say na empty threat ooo
What do you think?

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Iyanya
was bounced at Davido’s
21st birthday party which
held at Pavada Lounge
Thursday night. Witnesses said, most people who
weren't invited where not
allowed to get in, and if you
must, you must call one of
the HKN group members,
who will come out and take you in. Most people who
felt they should be in, called
Kamal, a member of
Davido’s group who was
always in and out taking
guests in. But when Iyanya got to the entrance, the
bouncers said he couldn’t
get it. People around told
them it was Iyanya, but the
bouncers still refused and
said if he must get in, he should call Davido or Kamal.
Iyanya tried making a call,
but no one picked, he got
angry nodding his head as
he left. A lot of people
didn't understand what was going on and it soon
became a hot topic among
guests at the party. Now,
this is an inside gist and it’s
so true.
Something is wrong,i guezz...

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The meeting holds 2day. I pray dere sud be no casualties again

uzeba: ASUU don turn secret cult abi?

funny u

Information reaching us at the moment shows that
the National Executice Council of the Academic Staff
Union of Universities is currently holding a secret
meeting in Kano at an undisclosed location.
A source who spoke on condition of anonymity said it
is possible that the union of university lecturers will
call off its over-four-month-old strike tomorrow.
Members of the National Executive Council of ASUU
parked their cars in Bayero University, Kano’s
oldsite and entered a PTF coaster bus to an
undisclosed location where the NEC meeting is
going on currently.
Stay with Us for the outcome of the meeting.

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A Seventeen year old female student of the
University of Calabar, name withheld, was raped to a
state of coma by armed robbers who raided the
hostel she and several other colleagues are living on
Tuesday night in Calabar.
The robbers, according to a fair complexioned male
student who gave his name as Ngoli, attacked the
hostel located at Mount Zion Road/ Inyang Edem
Street at about 2am and raped all the female
students and carted away all their laptops and cell
phones.
“They stared by firing warning shots into the air to
warn us that they came for serious business and
thereafter went from room to room battering
everybody and raping the female students one after
the other”.
He said the girl that went into coma was still a virgin
that made all the robbers want to have a taste of her.
“The first one to pounce on her announced to the
rest that she was still a virgin and that made
everyone of them go after her and in the process she
bled seriously yet they would not allow τ̲̅☺ go"

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Even if it was a fiction, wat will u do if it was to be u

A certain man dated a lady for about 2
years without s*x, even after their
traditional marriage the lady did not still
allow the man to even touch her. So the
wedding day was finally fixed
and the day before the wedding was the bachelors eve and all his friends
were with their ladies and they were
having fun, it made the man to start
feeling that mood. But his fiancee turned
him down again and begged
him to wait a little longer so he agreed. At last the D-DAY
finally came and the
man was waiting patiently for the
wedding to be over. At 6pm the latest
couple are at home and are about to
relax so the man ask his wife come to the bathroom with him but she said she
was shy and can't bath with him, so the
man agreed so she went in 2 take her
bath 1st and after her bath she went
straight to bed while her husband also
went in 2 bath. When he finished bathing he came out
naked 2 meet his wife who was already
asleep so he went 2 the bed and kissed
her then she woke up and was panting
when she saw her husband. He was
already romancing her and she started crying begging him 2 wait till night fall
but he was too in the mood so he
managed to control himself. She asked him
2 wait let her get sum
rest dat wen she wakes up he will do
what eva he desires. Around 8pm armed robbers attacked them, they
were about 5 in number and the
five of them took turn in raping his wife
the 1st guy disvirgin her, he could not
bear it, he cried as he watched those
heartless men force themselves into his wife. they left her lifeless because she
became unconscious. she was rushed
to the hospital and when she regained
her consciousness her husband sent
her packing. Now the question is: Did the
man do the right thing by sending her packing? If u
were the man what will u do? Please
answer sincerely!

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A teenager has spoken of her 'total shock' at being
told at the age of 17 she had no vag*na.
Jacqui Beck, 19, has MRKH, an rare syndrome
which affects the reproductive system - meaning she
has no womb, cervix or vaginal opening.
She was only diagnosed after she went to her GP
about back pain - and mentioned in passing that she
hadn't started her periods.
Tests revealed her condition and that where her
vagina should be, there is simply an ident, or
'dimple' - meaning she is unable to have s*x or carry
her own child.
Women with the condition appear completely normal
externally - which means it is usually not discovered
until a woman tries to have s*x, or has not had her
first period.
Miss Beck, from the Isle of Wight, admits when she
was first diagnosed, she felt 'like a freak'.
'I'd never considered myself different from other
women and the news was so shocking, I couldn't
believe what I was hearing.
‘I was sure the doctor had got it wrong, but when
she explained that was why I wasn’t having periods,
it all started to make sense.
‘She then explained that I would never be able to
carry a child and might have to have surgery before
I could have s*x.
‘I left the doctors in tears - I would never know what
it was like to give birth, be pregnant, have a period.
All the things I had imagined doing suddenly got
erased from my future.
'I was really angry and felt like I wasn’t a real
woman any more.'
Because she had never attempted to have a physical
relationship, Miss Beck had never noticed the
problem herself. Had she tried, she would have
discovered it was impossible for her to have s*x.
MRKH (Mayer Rokitansky Küster Hauser) is a
congenital abnormality which affects one in 5,000
women in the UK.
It is characterised by the absence of the vagina,
womb and cervix.
Women suffering from the condition will have
normally functioning ovaries and so will experience
the normal signs of puberty but will not have periods
or be able to conceive.
The external genatalia are completely normal which
is why MRKH isn’t usually discovered until women
are in their teenage years.
It’s usually discovered when the woman tries to has
sex or fails to get her period.
Many women are able to create a vaginal canal using
dilation treatment, which uses cylinder shaped
dilators of different sizes to stretch the muscles.
However, if this is unsuccessful then surgery will be
used to stretch the vaginal canal.
Following treatment women are able to have
intercourse and can have their eggs removed and
fertilised to be used in surrogacy.
She said: 'It wasn’t really a conscious decision not to
have a boyfriend, I just didn’t really fancy any of the
boys in my area, which is lucky, considering what I
know now’.
MRKH affects one in 5,000 women in the UK. Most
discover they have the condition because they
haven't started their periods, but some find out
when they struggle to have intercourse.
Miss Beck explained she has a 'dimple' where her
vagina should be so from the outside it looks normal
- which explains why the condition wasn't detected
earlier.
Despite the shocking news, she is trying to see her
condition in a positive light - and even as a way of
making sure she meets the right man.
She said: 'If he has a problem with it, then he’s not
the kind of guy I want to go out with.
'I’m a hopeless romantic and I see it as a great test
of someone’s character. Instead of focusing on it
putting off men, I actually think it will help me find,
“the one”.
'I want to be upfront with any men I meet and tell
them straight away about my condition. I don’t want
them to feel tricked into being with me.
‘I will feel more comfortable if they know the truth
and besides, if they run at the mention of MRKH
then I don’t want to be intimate with them.'
She says that as a teenager, she was blissfully
unaware of her condition - with no idea that the
development she was waiting for would never
happen.
'When I was 14, my friends started talking to me
about their periods. They started carrying tampons
around, complaining about cramps and sharing
notes on what it was like.
‘For a year I waited to go through the same, until at
15, everyone I knew had started their period apart
from me.
‘I didn’t panic though, I’m tall and skinny and
thought that might be something to do with me
being a late developer.’
Instead, she focused on her future and when she
was 17, applied to attend a music college in
Guildford.
But after suffering from pain in her neck in summer
2012, she went to see her GP.
'While I was there, I mentioned I hadn’t started my
period yet. I still wasn’t overly worried but I thought
it was worth saying something
‘My doctor was very surprised but didn’t seem to
think it was serious. He just suggested that he
would do some scans to see what the problem was.'
When scans showed nothing, she was referred to a
gynaecologist, who immediately spotted something
was wrong.
Miss Beck said: ‘My other scan results had been
sent to her and just from looking at them, she knew I
had MRKH.
‘She sat me down and basically explained that I
didn’t have a womb, or a vagina, that I was born
without them and instead just had a small dimple in
it’s place.'
So mortified by what she had heard, she was too
embarrassed to admit to family and friends she had
the condition - let alone the prospect of telling any
future boyfriends.
She said: ‘I was too embarrassed to call my mum
and talk it through with her, so instead, I sent her an
email.
'She called straight back and came over to Guildford
the next day from the Isle of Wight.
‘Although mum was upset for me, she tried to focus
on finding out as much about the condition as
possible, so we could understand it.
‘She also encouraged me to focus on the bright side.
We laughed as we listed all the things I wouldn’t
have to go through, period cramps, childbirth, smear
tests - to try and look on the bright side.’
Focusing on her treatment, Miss Beck was admitted
to the Queen Charlotte and Chelsea Hospital in
London, which specialises in the condition.
There, she was given dilation treatment, which
involved using different sized dilators to try and
stretch her vaginal canal - but was told if it didn’t
work, she would have to be operated on.
She said: ‘I spent two days there, getting taught
how to use the dilator and learning more about
MRKH.
‘The first time the nurse showed me how to use a
dilator I nearly died of embarrassment. But now I've
got used to it, I see it as any other form of treatment.
‘At the hospital, they referred me to a network of
other women who have the same condition. It was
great to speak to other girls who felt like me.
‘I stopped feeling so lonely and it also gave me hope
as I spoke to women who had gone on to have a full
sex life.’
Thankfully, her treatment has worked and if she
continues she will not need surgery and when she
chooses to, will be able to have intercourse.
Further down the line there are more difficult
conversations she will have to have to have when
she wants to have children.
She said: ‘I’m not at an age when I’m thinking about
kids, but I think that will hit me later on. I will use a
surrogate, or adopt, but I will have to make sure any
guy I meet is ok with that too.
‘Again, I try and take it as a blessing that, unlike
woman who discover they can’t conceive when they
are already trying for a baby, I have time to get used
to the idea.’
For Miss Beck, her one hope is that the condition
becomes more well known, so that other women
realise they have it earlier than she did.
‘I had only told five of my best friends, but then I
realised it’s not something I should be ashamed of.
‘If I had cancer, or, any other medical issue, people
would be supportive. So, I recently came out to
everyone on Facebook, telling them about my
condition.
‘I was surprised at how positive everyone was, they
said I was brave and beautiful, now I wish I had
been open about it from the beginning.’
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Lol

Cnt wait

Davido to give away airtime tomorrow on twitter by 2.00pm

See his tweets below

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A Plateau State High Court on Thursday convicted
and sentenced one Mohammed Umar, alias Terror,
to 15 years in prison.
Justice Yakubu Gyang Dakwak convicted him after
finding him guilty of the charge for offences
bordering on conspiracy, obtaining money by false
pretence and impersonation.
According to a statement by the Head, Media and
Publicity, Economic and Financial Crimes
Commission, Wilson Uwujaren, Umar was arrested
in October 2008 following intelligence report that he
had been posing as an operative of the commission.
The statement read, “He was accused of extorting
top government functionaries in Bauchi, Gombe and
Sokoto States under the pretext that he had
damning petitions against them.
“He cajoled several of them into wiring funds into
his account with a promise to help stop any
investigations into the petitions.”
Justice Dakwak said that the prosecution had
proved the case against the accused beyond doubt
and accordingly pronounced him guilty on all three
counts.
One of the three charges against the convict read,
“”That you, Mohammed Umar and Mustapha
Abdullahi (now at large), sometime in 2008 at Jos,
Judicial Division of the High Court of Plateau State
did agree among yourselves to commit an illegal act,
to wit: Conspiracy to obtain money from a Special
Assistant to the Bauchi State Governor by falsely
pretending to hold the office of an operative of the
Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, as a
Public Servant and in such assumed character did
falsely pretend that you were in a position to
compound an alleged case of illegal contract deals
with some contractors and thereby committed an
offence contrary to Section 8(a) and punishable
under Section 1 (3) of the Advance Fee Fraud and
Other Related Offences Act 2006.”


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The Court of Appeal, Abuja Division, on Friday
commenced hearing in a suit seeking to remove
Governor Sullivan Chime of Enugu State from office.
In the appeal, a chieftain of the Peoples Democratic
Party in the state, Chief Alexander Obiechina, is
challenging the refusal of an Abuja Federal High
Court to nullify the nomination process that led to
Chime’s emergence as the candidate of the Peoples
Democratic Party on April 26, 2011.
Obiechina is asking the appellate court to determine
whether there was a valid special congress or
primary election held in Enugu State on January 12,
2011, in which Chime was nominated as the PDP
candidate.
Insisting that the laid down conditions for the
nomination of candidates for governorship positions,
as enshrined in sections 85(1) and 87(1)(4)(b) of the
Electoral Act 2010 (as amended), were not fulfilled
when Chime emerged, Obiechina is arguing that
January 9, 2011, was the valid date set for the
governorship primaries in Enugu State.
Obiechina has asked the appellate court to nullify
the primary election and order Chime to vacate the
office forthwith.
At the commencement of hearing in the matter on
Friday, the panel of justices of the Court of Appeal
granted an application in which Obiechina’s counsel,
Oba Maduabuchi, asked it to proceed to determine
the matter even though one of the respondents, the
Independent National Electoral Commission, was yet
to file its brief and relevant processes.
Maduabuchi noted that INEC failed to file and serve
any brief or application for extension of time in
respect of the appeal.
INEC’s withdrawal from the suit was not surprising,
as the Commission had frowned at Chime’s
nomination while the suit was before the Abuja FHC.
Chime’s lawyer, Mrs O. J. Offia, and that of the PDP,
O. K. Akuyibo, did not object to the appellant’s wish
to leave out INEC in the appeal.
However, PDP lawyer, Akuyibo, vehemently opposed
the court’s jurisdiction to hear the appeal.
“This is not a proper case where the court can
invoke its powers under Section 15 of Court of
Appeal rules for the simple reason that the trial had
declined jurisdiction over the appellant’s suit,” he
argued, adding that the subject matter of the appeal
was to determine whether the Abuja FHC was right
or not to decline jurisdiction in the case.
The Court of Appeal also granted another application
in which the appellant’s lawyer sought to withdraw
prayer one in his motion paper, which required the
appellate court’s invocation of Section 15 of the
Court of Appeal Rules to enable it assume
jurisdiction over the matter as court of first
instance.
But the court asked Maduabuchi to get prepared to
address it on the interpretation and provision of
Section 141 of the Electoral Act as amended, in the
event that the court agrees with his submissions.
“Assuming we agree with you, can we after an
election, going by a Supreme Court decision based
on Section 141 of the Electoral Act, make you
occupy the position of governor in an election you
did not participate?,” the panel, which was led by
Justice M. D. Dongban-Mensem, asked the
appellant’s counsel.

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Do you really know that Nigeria won the 2013 FIFA U-17 world cup by beating Mexico 3 goals to nothing in UAE and has also won the FIFA U-17 world cup for the 4th time? No, I cannot
categorically tell you now, before I will get a knock on the head by the Nigerian fans it will be made known by my
oga @d top