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e mandman: u probabaly also need a web developer too, tot ur spelt akinlexupdate so whrs d last 'e' on ur sitename? anyway...shey e komot money? the forum name though, sounds mor lyk a personal blog

yeah I understand yuur plight. Buh datz nt a big issue for nw. A̶̲̥̅̊м̣̣̥̇ also a web developer also, ďΠƫ rily nid 1. I nid a blogger as a moderator so as to assist me.

Site moderators are needed asap @ www.akinlexupdate.com register and inbox the site admin "akinlex"

Shey una don forget say police sef na human being. If yur papa be police wetin u go do?

[quote author=Baba_Eleko]These two zombies above me. Happy Halloween![/quote]who be zombie?

The list shows the African artistes making the most money in Africa.
Below are the top10 list:
1. AKON – CEO of Konvict Music, opened doors with other African artistes
2. Don Jazzy – Producer. CEO Mavin Records, MTN, Samsung and Loya Milk endorsement. D’Banj, Kanye West, Beyonce and Jay Z on production credits.
3. P-Square – Music Duo. Featured on Forbes Africa twice, sold out concerts, presidential guest in at least five African countries, they fly private jets.
4. D’Banj – Music Artiste. G.O.O.D Music deal, Sony Entertainment deal
5. Wizkid – Music Artiste. EME artiste, Starboy CEO, affiliation with Disturbing London, several international collaborations, highest paid Pepsi ambassador in Africa, ambassador of MTN
6. 2FACE Idibia – Music Artiste. Ten million CDs and at least seven million digital sales, one campaign… associated with Guinness, Haven Homes, Airtel Worldwide and philantropist – 2face foundation
7. Anselmo Ralph – Musically Artiste Samsung and Coca Cola ambassador, Perfume line, clothing label, multimillion dollar tour bus, Sony artiste.
8. Sarkodie – Rapper. Youth ambassador Ghana, Sark clothing, Samsung ambassador, Fan Milk Ghana ambassador.
9. Ice Prince – Artiste. Six million downloads, two studio owner, one foundation member, Plug N Play ambassador, Zamani foundation.
10. Banky W – Artiste. Co owner EME, Samsung Ambassador, philanthropist, multiple award winner.

Whats your say? Your replies counts

ThankGod Edeh: I think it is better for every policeman/woman to work in his or her state of origin. This comment represents my view.

yeah sure datz right, but dere also needs to be a kind of geographical change in ones profession, in order to learn other beliefs and ideas from other tradition.

The ongoing efforts to reconcile aggrieved Peoples Democratic Party members with the Bamanga Tukur-led National Working Committee of the party,appear to have finally hit a brick wall.
A hint of this emerged when Adamawa State Governor, Murtala Nyako, told a visiting All Progressives Congress delegation on Wednesday, that himself and the six other aggrieved PDP governors, might dump the PDP for the “warm embrace of the APC.”
The other aggrieved governors otherwise known as rebel governors are prominent members of theNew PDPled by Alhaji Abubakar Baraje.
They are Sule Lamido (Jigawa); Rabiu Kwakwanso (Kano); Rotimi Amaechi (Rivers); Babangida Aliyu (Niger); Abdulfatah Ahmed (Kwara); and Aliyu Wamakko (Sokoto).
It was learnt on Wednesday that the National Vice-Chairman North-East of the APC, Umar Duhu, who led the delegation to the government residence in Yola, offered Nyako a piece of kola nut and an invitation in accordance with the northern tradition.
The Director of Press to the Governor, Ahmad Sajo, who confirmed the development to our correspondent, said Nyako expressed his desire and those of his colleagues to join the opposition APC as “soon as the situation in the PDP becomes unbearable.”
Sajo said, “The governor told them he is committed to supporting them; he admires all the APC governors for the way they are focused in their performance.
“He abhors the injustice and impunity that are going on in the PDP and he also frowns on the fact that someone would emerge as the party’s candidate at the local level and the PDP will change the name of the person in Abuja and submit a different person’s name.”
He quoted the governor as saying, “These are the reasons (injustice and impunity) why we may have to dump the PDP, if they will not change their ways.
“We may definitely be pushed to the warm embrace of the APC because there is so much injustice in the PDP.
“It is a party which renders your efforts null and void after you have gone through the process and secured nomination; a system that takes over your property without giving you an opportunity to defend yourself for whatever infringement you may have committed.
“The PDP operates a system that does not respect other people’s point of view; a system that operates on a pre-determined position on all matters is not healthy for democracy.”
Earlier, Duhu had told the governor that they were at his residence after consultation with the APC leadership to formally invite him to join the party.
Attempts to get a response from the PDP were futile as its National Publicity Secretary, Chief Olisa Metuh, neither picked his calls nor replied to a text message sent to his mobile phone.
A phone call to his deputy, Alhaji Abubakar Jalo, indicated that his set was switched off.
Meanwhile, information available toThe PUNCHindicates that members of theNew PDPhave scheduled a series of meetings for Thursday(today) and Friday to prepare a unified response to the renewed clampdown on some of their colleagues by the Federal Government.
A member of the faction, who was privy to one of such meetings, confided in our correspondent that the meetings had become necessary in the light of recent developments.
The member, who spoke in confidence, said, “We have to meet to review our strategies; it has become obvious that the Tukur-led PDP is not interested in a peaceful resolution of this crisis.”

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Chairman of the Presidential Amnesty Programme, Kingsley Kuku, has faulted the claim by the National Leader of the All Progressives Congress, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, that the programme is constituting a drainpipe to the nation’s treasury.
Kuku said in a statement by PAP’s Head, Media and Communications, Daniel Alabrah, on Wednesday that Tinubu’s claim was not true, adding that the programme had helped to stabilise the country’s security and economy.
He said Tinubu, a former governor of Lagos State, was fond of politicising every policy of President Goodluck Jonathan including the amnesty programme.
The statement quoted Kuku as saying that, “It is regrettable that as a former governor of a state like Lagos, his stock-in-trade is not only to politicise every policy or programme of the President Goodluck Jonathan administration but also vilely tries to achieve political capital through such less than salutary criticisms.”
Kuku challenged the APC leader to show proof of his allegations against the amnesty programme.
The statement also read, “As a security stabilisation programme for the hitherto restive Niger Delta, the amnesty programme has achieved its objective ,through well thought-out vocational training and formal education schemes for the former agitators in the region.”
Tinubu had on Monday described the programme as a drainpipe, adding that right from its inception, it had been corrupted and hijacked by the President’s clique.
The former governor had said, “The amnesty conceived from inception has been corrupted and hijacked by the President’s clique. It is one of Nigeria’s drainpipes. A slush fund for political expeditions and a conduit to siphon money to the boys.”
However, Kuku in the statement argued that, “Is it a programme that has trained no fewer than 16,000 Niger Delta youths in three years that is a drain pipe?
“Is it a scheme through which commercial pilots have been produced for Nigeria that is a drain pipe? What about the delegates currently undergoing jet/type-rating training at the Lufthansa Pilot Institute in Germany?
“Is it a programme that is producing aviation professionals, aeronautical engineers, marine/maritime technicians and technologists that is a conduit?”
He recalled that prior to the commencement of the amnesty programme four years ago, violent agitations by Niger Delta youths had crippled economic and social activities in the region, which is the nation’s economic mainstay.
He said, “At the peak of the crisis in 2009, Nigeria’s crude production fell from 2.2million barrels per day to as low as 700,000 barrels per day.
“Today, following the proclamation and implementation of the amnesty programme, crude production hovers between 2.4 million and 2.6 million barrels per day.”
Kuku said with the proclamation of the amnesty programme, all the ex-agitators had since been “fully disarmed, demobilised and are either currently in training or have since been trained.”
He said the step by the Federal Government was aimed at adding to national Gross Domestic Product and improving the families of Nigerians.”
“A total number of 30,000 persons are enlisted in the Amnesty Programme. Of this number, over 16,000 have been deployed to universities as well as vocational training centres within the country and abroad for various skills acquisition programmes and formal education,” he said.

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Some police inspectors and rank and file from the Imo State Police Command have threatened to go on strike over their redeployment to some violence-prone states in the North.
The aggrieved policemen who met in Benin, the Edo State capital, said they would start the strike in November.
But the Force headquarters has said that the redeployment will not be revisited or changed and warned the affected officers against blackmailing the police authorities.
The Force Public Relations Officer, Frank Mba, who was reacting to the threat of a strike by some policemen in Imo State Police Command, said that the Nigeria Police Force was a national organisation where police personnel could be deployed to serve in any part of the country.
Mba, who spoke over the phone on Wednesday, described the reported threat by the policemen as a rumour, adding that the same rumour was peddled when some policemen were transferred out of Lagos.
Some policemen that were redeployed to some northern states had threatened to embark on strike in November if their demands were not addressed.
They were demanding the reversion of the mass transfer of officers numbering about 100 from the cadre of Inspectors, Assistant Superintendent of Police and the Chief Superintendent of Police to the troubled areas in the North.
The officers alleged that their transfer which they described as punitive, was masterminded by the Imo State Commissioner of Police, Mr. Muhammad Katsina, adding that some of them had stagnated on a rank for many years without promotion.
But Mba faulted the position of the protesting officers. He said that they could not choose where they would serve, noting that the policemen in the North had as much right as those in Imo State to serve in any part of the country.
“The Nigeria Police Force is a national police, not a state civil service or a state police force. The implication is that you can be asked to serve in any part of the country, and as a police officer, you don’t have the right to choose where to serve or when to serve. It is a call to service. The benefits of being a police officer comes with the burden of discharging the responsibilities attached to being an officer and you can’t choose the benefits and reject the responsibilities,” he said.

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The Academic Staff Union of Universities has alleged
that its leaders across the country are being watched
by security agencies. It said the union leaders’ lives
were under threat.
ASUU said security forces were secretly investigating
its leaders’ sources of finance.
Chairman of the University of Ibadan chapter of the
union, Dr. Olusegun Ajiboye, in a release titled “ASUU
strike: Union leaders go underground,” said he had
received calls warning him about his role in the
strike. He however said the union would not bow to
pressure from security agencies over its action.
Members of ASUU have been on strike since July 1
thus paralyzing academics in public universities for
over three months now.
“The position of ASUU is that Nigeria is a democratic
country and citizens are guaranteed freedom of
association. Members of the union are apprehensive
for the lives of their leaders. We urge the government
to leave our leaders alone. Our leaders are our
servants, we are their principals, they report to us on
all matters. Rather than chasing shadow,
government is once again called upon to implement
the 2009 agreement with ASUU. Only this will bring
members to their classrooms,” he said.
According to him, the recent security threat has
forced many ASUU leaders to go underground,
alleging that many of their phone numbers have
been bugged.
“Apart from the issue of finance, ASUU leaders are
now being trailed all over the place. Majority of our
union leaders have now gone underground while
many have their telephone lines bugged. Some are
now living in fear for their lives,” Ajiboye said.

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Ibadan Girls Update:
1. Thank God for a brown new day!
2. My god is upsome!
3. Why are people so weekend? (coz they
are Friday)
4. Not all dat glitters are goats! (goatn’t
it!!??)
5. Majority carries the volt (volt ko!?
transformer ni?)
6. May your name be highly exhausted! 7. My waste is
paining me!
8. Thank God for spearing my life (with
arrow
abi with dagger?)
9. What is strong with you? (strong kor..
decoder ni) 10. Lord! you are the killer dat holds my
life!
(GBOOOOOOOOMM!! )
11. Pls, how much is ur age? (na 22naira
o!)
12. Look to the window, the principal just passed away
(na you kill am abi?)
13. I am not priding pls
14. Lord let ur wheel be done…
hahahahaha ...
(Nobi only, na steering)...

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salaksmana: Thats serious, where is the place and what time is your exam @ Ede

i have exam @fed poly ilaro dat xame date. Ede 11.15am ilaro8.00am

Mine na 30th nd i get anoda post utme dat day sef. Omo c CAPITAL GOBE!!!!....

Joke 4 2day.... Make una Laff am out abeg. @all
.
A girl was sleeping in her room suddenly she started dreamin dat she had changed to a hen who is pregnant n was abt layin eggs. She startd pushing. She pushed d 1st egg, 2nd n 3rd, as she was about pushin d 4th.. she heard her name n recognised d voice to be her room mate calling n tapping her...Nkechi! Nkechi!! Wake up..
u dey shit 4 bed.
Hahahahahahaha

make una read 4 PUTME OOOO.
Dhem neva send me exam date ooooo

Pls Aw can we get d cbt tutorial? Z it online or wat?...


Anybody writting d exam from badagry sud pls contact (08174341366) me xo we go go ede 2geda cos me no knw d place talkless of d skul.

THE FEDERAL POLYTECHNIC, ILARO P.M.B. 50, ILARO, OGUN STATE
2013/2014 POST ¨CUTME SCREENING EXERCISE
Applications are hereby requested from all interested candidates who wrote 2013/2014UTME and made Federal Polytechnic, Ilaro their 1st or 2nd Most Preferred and 1st More Preferred choice(s) of Institution. (A) ELIGIBILITY (i) Candidates who chose the Federal Polytechnic Ilaro as their 1st or 2nd Most Preferred and 1st More Preferred choice(s) must not score below 150 in 2013 UTME. Each applicant will be expected to pay ascreening fee of one thousand naira only (N1,000.00) Each applicant will also be expected to pay the sum of one thousand, five hundred naira only (N1,500.00) for result checking, and verification of admission status. Applicants are expected to complete the Post-UTME Form online.
(ii) (iii)
(iii) (B)
METHOD OF APPLICATION
Candidates seeking admissions into the Federal Polytechnic, Ilaro are required to complete the Institution¡¯s application form available on-line at www.federalpolyilaro.edu.ng with effect from Wednesday 31st July, 2013 to Sunday 25th August, 2013.
(C)
PROCEDURE FOR OBTAINING ON-LINE APPLICATION FORM
Candidates are expected to obtain POST UTMEconfirmation slip (confirmation pin number printed on it) from any branch of the underlisted banks across the nation upon thepayment of the sum of two thousand five hundred Naira only (N2,500.00). The authorised banks are: (i) (ii) WEMA Bank Plc Zenith Bank Plc
Candidates should note that bank charges will be paid at the point of purchase.
(D)
INSTRUCTIONS TO ALL CANDIDATES
(I)
(ii)
Log on to www.federalpolyilaro.edu.ng
Click on the College Portal
(iii) (iv) (v) (vi) (vii)
Click on the POST-UTME. Log in with the PIN number printed on the confirmation slip obtained from the bank. Complete the application form online appropriately, up loadyour passport photograph; supply your own valid phone number and E-mail address. Proceed by confirming the details of your application Click on submit to print your acknowledgement and examination slips.
(E)
CLOSING DATE FOR SUBMISSION OF FORMS ONLINE
The closing date for the submission of the online application on the Polytechnic¡¯s website is Friday 23rd August, 2013.
(F)
REQUIREMENTS FOR THE SCREENING EXERCISE
All candidates are required to bring along thefollowing to the screening centre: (i) (ii) (iii) UTME notification of result slip Originals and photocopy of the printout of the POST-UTME online acknowledgement and examination slips. Evidence of payment of screening fee.
(G)
MODE OF SCREENING
Candidates are required: (i) (ii) To come alongwith their writing materials (biro, pencil, ruler, erazer etc.). To write an examination made up of questions in English Language , Mathematics and UTME relevant subjects as stipulated in the UTME brochure for different courses
(H)
VENUE AND TIME OF SCREENING EXERCISE
(i) (ii) Venue: West Campus, The Federal Polytechnic Dates: (a) (b) (c) Monday 26th August, 2013 ¨C All candidates in the School of Applied Science Wednesday 28th August, 2013 ¨C All candidates in the School of Management Studies Friday 30th August, 2013 ¨C All Candidates in the Schools of Environmental Studies & Engineering.
(I)
RESULTS OF SCREENING EXERCISE Results of the screening exercise will be uploaded on the Polytechnic¡¯s portal after the examinations. Log in with your application number to check.
C. O. A. Adeosun Registrar


All questions and comments will be treated under this official thread. Great FPI!...

Please dose of dat av registad wich bank did u used 2 register cos am havin problem usin firstbank and gtbank. Please 2wks 2 go abeg so we go enta d skul 2geda, meet nd become excellent padis abeg ooooooo.... I nid ur help. 2go id: profmo6. whatsapp: 08174341366

My money has been deducted nd it told me dat error in payment abeg ooooooo dem don comot my money oooo

dani1luv: How much was Futa's Pds Fee as at Last session, plus. . ,does the fee include accommodation? Wld accommodation be provided for PDS students?? Where can one also purchase the form in Lagos? I need a reply asap

any bank buh goto diamond bank

Aimolatunde1: d best is 4 u 2 hav ur chem o/level.
D cbt subjects are ur jamb combination + current affairs

do dey accept bonding. I.e b4 d admission into d degree programme i will resit 4 waec and get my chem ok

Please, i applied 4 futa pds programme for computer sci course, i cleared all my o'level results wit gud grades(waec nd neco)xcept chemistry(d7), am an indigene of ondo state. What is my chances of being admitted?. What are the likely subjects questions am goin 2 face at the computer based objective test centre.

do dey offer science lab tech. SLT. I chose dem as 2nd choice nd scord 181 in jamb bt expectin ma o'level result dis august. Any chance 4 clean admission.