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hadura29:
My only till now

hahahahaha. D girl too cute

Dis ASUU are criminals. Danger because account go reduce ba... If no post utme exams, shebi dere r oda semester exams to screen students out.. What danger n value x he talking abt.. Does post UTME rank nigeria universities over Oxford b4

ASSU are thieves.. Just for dem to gain wit d seeln of d forms.. Shebi JAMB registrar has conclude dat money should be paid after giving student admission if atall dere shld b charges... Assu jst dei confuse students. FG sticks to one opinion n schools r just swinging like a pendulum. Confused

Only wizkid wll know whats goin on hia

Nah club now.. Nah dose kind girls sweet to rock.

D only girl beautifu dan OmOtoSexy

Ma firrst celebrity crush.... Only ha can stand wit Omotola for beauty.... Look younger hia

Cutehector:
hey bro, it's ur boy hector

I want to solicit for your votes for the contestant i'm rooting for in this Mr nairaland contest. His profile link is on my signature. I'm sure you will be impressed with his threads when you visit his profile page as he has contributed actively in gracing front page.


Your votes will go along way in making him win this contest.


I'm looking foward to a positive reply from you Sir.

Thanks a lot.

k

My problem is dah public speaking.

Hmmmmmmmmm!!!! Tomrw anoda newz. Arts mostly are not yet posted

1st time bein 1st to comment....Mostly d science students r d once bein posted.. Art r too plenty in numbers. D populations of art x too much. So x very complicated. Thats jst d fact

harlehleh:
What about people that havent been posted to their schools but had above 200??

mostly studnt dah havnt been posted r arts students. U knw dr population x too much.

weezii:
I think this is the main information to be learnt.

It's simply translates to less money in the pockets of the universities and students who don't qualify gets to save their monies too unlike what is applicable before now.

yeah. U very right.. But i gues some schools r writing utme right?? I guess

ChangeIsCostant:
This is a true life story of a woman who is lamenting her ordeal after getting divorced by her husband due to her ego and bad advice from people around her. This was shared by 'Relationship Matters Forum'. Read below;

I am 32 years old. Me and my ex hubby dated for six years, I started dating him whilst I was in grade 12, I was 19 years old. We were best of friends, I waited until he completed college and started work, my family and his family then met, we got married and had a son. (7 years old now).

My husband was short tempered at times, but our problems started when I wanted to make him feel he can’t control me. Every time we argue, I would pack my bags, go to my family and explain. My sisters would phone my husband and shout at him. If he is controlling me I would always dare him that if you wish divorce me- I never wanted divorce, I just had pride and I never wanted to look a lose in his eyes.

One day I pushed him so had that for the first time he beat me and lock me out side, I went to my family, my family took him to police, every time I looked like I am being abused! But to be honest, I used to abuse my husband emotionally.

He was arrested and detained. I was asked by his family to withdraw the case, I felt that what I was doing is wrong.

My husband was never a violent man, he did what he did because I pushed him to the wall. Of which he openly knelt down and apologized. I withdrew the charge, and we reconciled.

After three months, I packed my bags after a small issue, and he remained alone. After two days I received a call that he is in hospital, my family told me that I shouldn’t go there because it will look like am begging him, and my sisters believed he is faking the illness.

All this time, people felt sorry for me like I was the one being abused. He spent a week in hospital, after he came out, I just received a divorce summon. I wanted to say no to divorce, but because I felt this pride, I wanted him to change his mind and beg me, I called him and say he will get the divorce because I live like am in hell.

When we went to court, I wanted to make him pay, so I told the court that I needed his properties to be shared. To my surprise he openly told the court that whatever he and me acquired together should be given to me, all he wanted was divorce.

We got divorced in 2009 July. Now, this Saturday my husband is getting married again, whilst I am here wasted! My family are gossiping about me, I depend on what my ex gives to my son for survival. I know I wasted my marriage. I am here telling all wives to be careful how you get advise. Don’t be cheated. Even my young sisters are much more respected than me. Those who encouraged me to divorce are always bad mouthing me.

There is no benefit in pride!

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/07/there-is-no-benefit-in-pride-woman-who.html

from d look, ha family gat pride.. Bad family, wicked family... I dnt pray to marry from a family as this.... Am happi for her. U neva c anyfin

Emart:
Kai. 6000+ views, only 2 pages of comments with few likes.
Is it this bad? No matter what this guy has done, forgive him, he is a human being like us.
Celebrate with others so that good things will come your way.
If his home cannot celebrate him, where will he be celebrated.
Happy Birthday Wizkid.

bro, no by view n likes oo. D g x goin higher day by day. Naija prefa negative on some1. U 4get? God bless hi,

sade1994:
Hbd baba NLA that pops expensive shit

wooooo wooo woo wooo woo. Ur beauty gat me shoutin... Babe ion rilli know u, buh i hav interest known ya. U mind

We lov wiz

attacker321:
wizkid is a cursed eeediot that threatened to beat up a woman.

u an animalistic human being av eva com across.

Wtf!!!! Am following ha right now. Lemme go post lik cele...

Very tough question... Buh to me. I will choose career ova marriage.. I have my reasons.. Ion knw bout u

Yoruba girls geh power.. No doubt... Buh d g! Fall hanz big time... Hw u tk reach ground now. Asin, u no galant atal

Emeraldcute:
depends on the course, if ur course is soo competive, even 250 might nt fetch u admission but if ur course is less competive 180 might fetch u admission

art students are on disadvantage like serious. U knw hw art r plenty in numbrs yr by yrs.... N dis might b so hard for arts... Well tnk to Jah. I saw mine. Atlist Hope dei

Hmmmmmmm, if no post utme, m cool wit dat. Bt biko, mk e no back fire on students plz.. Av been@home since 2014 na.... M tired stayn@hom

LizGray:
oya see it.

where

They shld kip on deir animalistic behaviours in d north alone. Am proud ah aint dem cox dey r very diffrnt in ways of tinkn. Dey spoil naija...... Bt some tink wise.. Jst 7% of dem oo. And d 7% might b reading ma comment now.. Ion rilli care

BudeYahooCom:
The OP is a yoruba muslim celebrating the release of his mentor Yunusa the pedophile.

He was one of those who deceived people with 'I am yoruba christian and I will vote Buhari' chants pre-2015 elections.

yoruba can decieve ehnn.... Dey r d judas of naija while hausa's r d monsters of violent... Dey always win tru violent

[quote author=shortgun post=47437433]The hammer-headed bat (Hypsignathus monstrosus), also known as the big-lipped bat , is a megabat widely distributed in equatorial
Africa . This large bat is found in riverine forests, mangroves , swamps , and palm forests at elevations less than 1,800 metres (5,900 ft).
Taxonomy
The hammer-headed bat is a member of the family Pteropodidae . Pteropodidae is divided into two subfamilies, Macroglossinae which contains six genera, and Pteropodinae containing thirty-six genera including
Hypsignathus . The family Pteropodidae is found within the suborder, Megachiroptera . This group is commonly referred to as the megabats or flying foxes.
Physical description
The hammer-headed bat is the largest bat in Africa with a wingspan of 686 to 970 mm (27.0 to 38.2 in) and a total length of 195 to 285 mm (7.7 to 11.2 in). Males, ranging from 228 to 450 g (8.0 to 15.9 oz), are significantly larger than females, which range from 218 to 377 g (7.7 to 13.3 oz). [2][3]
Pelage is grey-brown to slaty-brown with a whitish collar of fur extending from shoulder to shoulder. [4] The flight membranes are brown and the ears are dark brown with a tuft of white fur at the base. The face is dark brown with a few long, stiff whiskers around the mouth.
The skull may be diagnosed by specific dental features. The second premolar and molars are markedly lobed. This feature is specific for this genus, and no other African fruit bats have this characteristic.
There is extreme sexual dimorphism in this species. [5] The male possesses an enormous head for producing loud honking calls. [5] The enlarged rostrum, larynx and lips allow these sounds to be extremely resonant. The larynx is one half the length of the vertebral column and fills out most of the thoracic cavity. It is nearly three times larger in males than females. The male also has a hairless split chin and warty rostrum with wrinkled skin around it. Females have a much more fox-like appearance similar to most fruit bats. [4]
Ecology and behavior
Hammer-headed bats are frugivores . Figs make up much of their diet, but they may also include
mangos, bananas and guavas . There are some complications inherent in a fruit diet such as insufficient protein intake. It is suggested that fruit bats compensate for this by possessing a proportionally longer intestine compared to
insectivorous species. [4] This enhances their ability to absorb protein. They also have very rapid digestive systems allowing these bats to assimilate high amounts of fruit to ensure that adequate protein is absorbed. It is also suggested that by eating a wide variety of fruits with varying protein contents, fruit bats are able to maintain an entirely frugivorous diet.[6]
Generally fruit is picked and taken to a nearby tree where it is chewed, the juice squeezed out and the pulp discarded. Since they often do not consume the pulp, these bats are not considered to be good seed distributors. [7] Males may forage long distances (up to 10 km or 6 mi) to locate the highest quality food. Females rely on established feeding routes that offer a constant supply of lower quality food. This may reflect different metabolic requirements based on body size differences.
Large bats often experience difficulties with overheating during flight. The limited thermoregulatory capabilities of flying bats appears to be one factor closely associated with why flight activity primarily occurs during cooler nocturnal temperatures. It has been found that hammer-headed bats are able to tolerate higher ambient temperatures during flight than other bats. [8] This ability is associated with this bat’s high thermal conductance (C f ) which is defined as the total heat loss less the heat loss due to evaporation divided by body temperature less the ambient temperature (C f = [H 1 – He ]/[T b – T a ]). However, they are especially sensitive to ambient temperatures below 11 °C (52 °F) and a decrease in flight coordination is seen. Due to the large surface area of the wing, convective heat loss to cool air may be significant enough to chill flight muscles preventing the precise coordination essential for flight.
These bats are nocturnal, roosting during the day in the forest canopy . They rely on camouflage to hide them from predators. [4] Specific species of trees are not selected for roosting, however some roosts may be used for long periods of time. Roosts are generally 20–30 metres (70–100 ft) from the ground.
The main predators of this species are humans and nocturnal and diurnal birds of prey. However, infection by parasites is often the most significant problem for the hammer-headed bat. Adults are often infected with mites and the hepatoparasite, Hepatocystis carpenteri.
Reproduction and mortality
Little is know.... Guy if nah dis tin i go read for abu to gv me admission, naim b say e no go work ooo..

U dei north: boko haram no go allow u stay,. U dei for south: bad boiz, gun men shootn anyhw wont allow u stay.... U go west: hungry and criminal go dei rub u.. U dei east.... Ashawo, hungry, money rituals wont allow u rest... U go village.. Winch no go gree... Hmmmmmmmmm. Am on d air sipping ma kwunu jeje right now

Girls are king and queens on chart.. Infact they r royal family if they r on f.b, twitter, I.G, snapcht, mostly whatsapp.... How did you get my number? They wll neva forgt dat questn... If angel gabriel shld call end time tru fone numbers.. Girls must still ask '' how did u get my number''!!! Bt guys rule physcal cox if guy shld hav d confident 2 stnd any girl... She must melt b4 u cox she likes wah she's seeing

vizkiz:

1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an
argument when she knows she is right and you need to
shut up. Believe me bro nothing is fine when she says this

2) Nothing: means “Something” and you need to be
worried. Put on your best behavior and act remorseful. Lol

3) Go Ahead: this is a dare, not permission, don’t do it. Abort I repeat Abort.

4) Whatever: A women’s way of saying screw you. I guess all guys are used to this already

5) That’s Ok: She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake. Bro you are in trouble

6) Wow: This is not a compliment; she’s amazed that
one person could be so stupid. They mostly do this and don't reply the next message till probably 4 hours time

7) Awwwwww: They usually do this when you say something sweet. Translation be fooling yourself mumu. And you will be saying in your mind (chai...this babe is feeling)

8.) KK: Bro when a lady replies you with this on a chat, just forget it i mean forget it you are gone

9) Hian: What does this even mean. Nitori olorun

10) Ishhh: Seriously where did this even come from? Who created this.

Ladies please help out

yeah u right... Buh nt evrytime they mean n stick to wah u wrote as ur own meaning.. Bt seriously, mostly dah wah dey mostly mean.... Some wll b telling u:p ummmmmeeeeee!!! 4 real bt telln u srrry as reply