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WTh am i doin hia....

AngelAhnie:
Snake can never be beautiful in my eyes...I'm shaking after seeing that monster.

nah ur type dei fear cokeroach, bt if ur guy tok 1, u go tok 7

AngelAhnie:
Snake can never be beautiful in my eyes...I'm shaking after seeing that monster.

nah ur type dei fear cokeroach,

What an ANIMALISTICATIONALIZINGY respond... Brymo nah animal ahswr.. Which celeb will say dis.... Even mr JOGODO wont say dis. Upon say he x now selling red oil (palm)

2dugged:
cook,clean, wash ontop man wey nor know road to my papa house, why see finish nor go dey,I blame some ladies sha,turning yourself to test run wife,all in the name of relationship, meteeeeew

if u nah wash, clean, mob, blah blah blah, weitin go encourageam 2 go c ya papa...?

Loll... Might jst wanna see ur reaction or hw wll ur mood change. Mehnnnnn, if am a girl, i wont broke up, bt i wll minimize

Mehnnnnn, i love girls dah are very perfect in make up.. Jst saw one black girl dis aftrnoon inside keke,... Asin guys if u c dis babe make up, i no jst knw. It has some kindov shining golden color. Asin it blinkz if sun shines ha face. I hav no choice dan to enter d keke,. I jst told d keke man mk him jst dei go.. Choi!! Some are perfect in make up.. I wonder d type of make up datz shining n blinking gold. Mayb she's a spirit

Daugther and son abi son n mother?? Or bro n sis..... Or nah buhari

But pls biko. Sombdy shld hep me am totally confused... My question x that. Will there still be post utme screening in uni's?? Pls quote if u knw

Mologi:
they ar all elastic....

even the prayers...

vocabulary

Wah do u expect from cute man n beautiful wife

Posd:
See earlier thread on this https://www.nairaland.com/3207545/check-how-calculate-2016-17




Source: http://starpodblog..com/2016/07/see-how-to-calculate-points-as-jamb.html
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to get addmission nw nah adventure ooo.. God... C wickedness. Biko bring back our girls/post Utme

BrainnewsNg:
Am not funny

Just imaging how some goat will act when dancing to this poo called goat song.

hahahaha, babe no b small goat ooo.. Scapegoat remix. Goat singers

bizza45:
dude Drake was ok but as for wizkid he was actually a pile of shit

n if u dnt knw. Dah name wizkid, gat all africans eager to hear d music. N his part was whr every once concentration x on. He took a hook, not sing...

BrainnewsNg:
Abi?

Scapegoat was a real goat song.

And goat will be like... ''We can't imagine an human sang this song''. So foolish. Hehehehehehehehehehehe

hahahahahahahahaha, u gat me lafin til i fell down... Wtf!!! Nah girl crack dis funny shit I lov girls dah makes me laf. Hahahahahaha. Still lafz!!

Mopolchi:
Dbanj and Kanye West own should be number one.

anything more dan number one.. Asin, d music name feats d collabo. Scape goats

LesbianBoy:
6. One dance

I couldn't hear wizpikin's voice on the track!

dei dr dey search wiz voice.. N if u dnt knw, africans whr eager to hear wat wiz said, dat was y d views n download was too plenty. Wizkid influenced dah song very big

Hedonistically:
Probably the first 'list' on Nairaland that I agree with.

On the flip side, I think the best Naija artiste - Yankee artiste collaboration ever is between PSquare featuring Rick Ross - Beautiful Onyiye and PSquare featuring Akon - Chop My Money. But in terms of impact and international exposure, I think Wizkid featuring Drake (Ojuelegba remix) is the most successful - considering how far it has taken Wizkid subsequently.

fact

banmee:
If that is your understanding of it.

hahaahjahahaha... Jokes...

martineverest:
abeg,waje na edo girl....she s not british

u supposed to know i meant wale nah

banmee:
That and many many more.

ashawo guy

banmee:
There is nothing to be jealous off. I live a very very very very good life.

cox of dah cute girl on ya d.p mean say u dei live good live? Babe cute sha.... Bt guy, u hav 2 agree, u r jealous

x6blade:
hahahahaha bad belle is bad,he sang with akon,drake , French Montana, Tyga, chris brown Nd even drake in the span of 6 years , and so far he's still rising. Don't let jealousy block your eyes bro

guy tell am. Him dei use system hate

martineverest:
dats davido's natural voice.tho,him and wiz autotune un-noticed

wich davido natural voice.. Guy i dei shame u dei tok like dis... Davido voice b like frog.... Nobdy on earth dat studio dnt blend dia voice to d tune... Guy try hear davido voice biko.. Nah beg ah dei beg

martineverest:
both of dem are nigerians,tho

yeah.. Buh no way u wll classify tinie tempah, waje or jedenna as nigerian musicians. Dey r nigerian nt 9ja musician.. Dey r nigerian british musicians....

Mainly, poverty cause shits like dis....

Davido and gara-gara and attention seekn vs Niddel and thread and clothes

Katyusha:
Celebs and AttentIon-SeekIng are lyk:

mehnnn nairaland wont stop mk me lafin ma ass out.... I knw wah u meant bro

gurunlocker:
Head always looking like tortoise or this frog

guy how u take know... Dah ninja turtle..... Kikikikik big jaw

martineverest:
chris brown,tiwa savage and justin bieber voices sound auto-tuned.they dont auto tune.theirs are natural tho.......di'ja is a good example of an artiste dat auto-tune.wizkid auto-tune,but its almost hidden

g! Dnt allow anybodi to deciev u dah wizkid use auto-tonez. Wizkid has dat smallish voice. Very charming. He's african justinbieber. Ask me why Check justine bieber voice wen he started and now. He started wit a very charming lady's voice, so as wizkid.. Just reason weitin me dei text u. Wizkid n justinber voice now, aint dat dsame as dey strt. Dey mk it bold a litu.. Dey hav natural voice so as chrisb.. Nah Davido all him musical voice are auto-tuned. Try hear him voice normal n hear wiz own

banmee:
He needs to stop all this auto tune he does. Soon, he'll be the butt of jokes from the music world. If chris brown does a collaboration in a song, you'll know it's him even without seeing the video. Anybody can do what wizkid just did because they might as well use auto tune too.

mehnn bro, i wish u knw whats auntone. U dnt rilli knw broh.. Ask Davido about it. Wizkid only sharpen his tune in dat song. Broh, ah hav dj stuff

amiibaby:
Not a lover of naija music

this an internationa collabo. Oh, indian music ryt?