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But y is dis stup¤d guy called iroko saying all dese nonesense? Didn't He vote wit d same ballot paper? Eranko!

True talk jooooo!

Abagworo: Jonathan is just disgracing himself by these actions. Militants calling for Amaechis resignation amidst kidnap of bouganville's wife. These were things that Amaechi ended in Rivers State.

Ikwerre of all people! I dey see somefin for naija oooo! No be smalltin oo tin oooo

Ikwerre of all people! I dey see somefin for naija oooo!

This guy called Asari is just a joker, is there any sense in all these threat? Must GEJ rule nigerians come 2015? Anyway, he is just trying to be relevant! Olodo!

I like that! lolz!

chiover: Not just patrol Vans, this search and search method should be approved so as to encourage guys to be vigilant.

Engr. Munbustus!

My Brother! dont mind shadraccch<, he doesnt know anything about Juju music, Im a Juju highlife musician with 3 Albums to my credit. Obey's music is more melodious than that of king sunny Ade! forget about the issue of kingship by Alafin of oyo! He purposefully gave the crown to king sunny Ade because of his linage praises that sunny ade sang, Alaafin knows nothing about musik. Moreover go and listen to some musician that are obeys product like Uncle lai Addis if not for Lai Addis, Yinka ayefele wouldn't have been a famous musician because Lai Addis composes all Ayefeles musik. Bros OBEY IS A TALENTED MUSICIAN!

mikeapollo: Why the abuse? Why the insults?

Well, I am well bred with good home-training, so I dont trade abuses and insults online.
You are free to exhibit the kind of training and upbringing you are made of.

What I wrote about Obey and Sunny are the facts. Obey was the first person to introduce multiple guitars, western drum kits among other numerous innovations, but he does not brag, unlike Sunny. Obey was the one that modernised Juju music before Sunny joined the train!


Who is Alaafin of Oyo in music? What does Alaafin know about music? What authority does Alaafin have in music?
So what happens if Ooni of Ife or any other Oba should just wake up and say some other musician is the king of Juju or Fuji or whatever? Obey avoided calls for him to be crowned as King by other Obas in Yoruba land like the Alake and Ooni.
Dont be deceived by some people who give some spurious awards to their favourite musician.May be you dont know that most of the so-called awards are solicited and arranged by the musicians themselves in order to boost their profile and marketability!Do you know how many 'Kings' we have in Fuji music now?
Well, I dont blame you if you do not know....you have already displayed your level of maturity in your first sentence

Obey is better than Sunny in all aspects of Juju music, except stagemanship and dancing.
What Obey lacks in stage craft, he covers with un-paralled ability in great lyrics, compositions, arrangement,instrumentation, percussions, delivery etc. His songs are timeless.

Obey's kind of musician is very rare...If you do not know, go and ask your elders!

Thanks for your contributions friends. God bless you!

Bros, na true ! na de friend eventually nack head oooo! Abeg no tell anybody ooooo! lol!

tashanja: Ok, kpele; but if you no wan carry maga join am wit de mugu wey you don already play, then you just have to knack dis babe, if possible join im friend also.
Sheybe no be long throat she get? Well dats what you need to use collect your share of de kpomo and more.
For now, be patient and just play along with being de mugu till she feels relaxed and comfortable, then begin show discrete interest( but never clearly or directly) in de friend or any other girl.
She will most likely not like it, because girls are naturally jealous and territorial(even if they don't like you they'll still want to defend their territory).
Thats how will get her, with reverse psychology; meanwhile make sure you've already collected de friend phone no. and been toasting (even if you no like am, unless she too worwor) behind her back, so even if caught you can always use her own words against her i.e. you thought she was only into de entertaintment not you.
The knowledge that another girl is receptible to you, especially her own friend or an acquaintance, automatically raises your own value in her eyes and also kick starts her jealousy/competitive nature - hopefully to your own advantage.
I once used this formula to nyash two girls who otherwise wouldn't have ordinarily given me the light of a day.
So here it is, use it (play the player) go phuck this biiittcchhh or forever continue answering mugu.

Fellow nairalanders, I need advices/enlightenment on my present condition, I have been working with a private owned company for over five years but suddenly the chairman started investing the capital of the company in real estate business without notifying anybody because the man is not a business oriented. now we were being notified since last month that he is folding up the business by April end.But my problem is that, nothing concerning our payoff has been discussed with any of us (workers) and my manager seems not to be taking any step about it and we don't have any form of labor union in the company.please any advice for me on how to go about it because working for that long with a company without any benefit or compensation seems to be as if my effort in the company is wasted and you know how difficult it is to get a job in Nigeria.please, I need your advice.

@op, you are using between when you are talking about more than two people. If I can make a correction, its supposed to be Among ok?

You too much ma brother! lolZ!

profola2be: No be Oyinbo talk say"What is good for the goose is also good for the gander?)
Moreover,the two of them na thesame offence them commit,infact,Alams own worst pass Tafa own!
I personally wouldn't blame these bunch of Nonentity pleading on Tafa's behalf to get pardoned,I would rather blame the MUGUN,OPONU-AFOFUN GBEMU we have as a President![color=#000099][/color]

Ask the mumu once again oooo!

ziccoit: When did bomb blasts begin? When was APC created?

Gbam! my brother!

FSU: You deserve an award for those bombs.

My brother wake up! The man na prof now! and Odechukwu na watin?

TYdot862: What is this country turning to. You can imagine an academician stealing such amounts of money.
Is this what is teaching his student in the class? God will help us in this country. He must be punished.

Amazonjoe: God help our leaders in this country moono from one sickness to the other

My brother, we are setting up a committe to look into the president's kitchen to know what our president and his wife eat that they must go to faraway abroad seeking for treatment! Lolz!

All of una bad sha! Nobody to even try to console me, na so so abuse! Watin I do na lol! Na wa oooo! Lol! Abeg make we move on jare! Hmnnnnnnn!@ yeye4live you too much joooor!,

Hmnnnn! Ayasunmbo! Can you be my val?

There is this gurl that I have been eyeing and eventually I expressed my feelings to her thay I want her to be my girlfriend but she dnied me by sayong that she's not interested in me but she likes me emtertaining her with some bottle of beer and peppersoup, but the worst part of the whole story is today that she called me that she felt like seeong me and asked me to meet her in the bar I took her to the other time. To my surprise, this gurl came with amother friend of her to the bar, thank God I had enough money to cater for their expenses, but I'm not happy about that I want to have this gurl! Any advice?

God Almighty will bless you! lolz!

Mrs mansson: Bless me not less me oh

Thank you for that piece, I thank I have grabbed your point. God bless your home!

biolabee: i understand yoruba customs wella and i still dont understand what u are saying

OK Let me put it to you in plain english

Forbid your wife from discussing anything with her inlawa
If she or they have anything to say to each other, it should go through you

if she comes for house cooking, once she is assigned her tasks (aso ebi, shell egusi or pund yam etc) she should do it with minimal fuss and move on
If you are upstate or out of town, use hotels

The matter simple
except they live with you

If na that one, move the younger sis back to the fathers house or help with an apartment
If you dont have peacem, how wll u deliver in the workplace

Thanks for the enlightenment! God less you!

Mrs mansson: What do you mean by their is no way they won't see each other.do they just meet and start quarelling.when your wife attends your family function she should create her own space,greet them with a smile whether they reciprocate back or not.my hubby's younger is very troublesome,she even insulted me on my wedding day and almost wanted to fight with me.since then I caught her off totally from my life like she doesn't exist.she is so scared of visiting because we have nothing to discuss.I can't remember the last time I called her sef.to me this is not an issue oh.let your wife mind her biz completely this is not enemity.

Thanks for you advice but it will be a difficult thing to separate my wife from my sister completely as a yoruba man

biolabee: are you a man or a mouse

wetin concern ur wife with ur sisters

remove the source of interactions and you will have peace

you have to stay neutral

Thanks for the piece of advise God will surely bless you but one thing that gives me concern is that there is no how the will not see eachother, you know what I mean our yoruba culture<, go for this occasion or the other. about staying with my sister no! but during all these family gathering! But I will still do more of what you advised God bless you!

zayhal: Good fences makes good neighbors. How come they clash all the time. I assume your sisters don't live with you?

You wife should be the closer one to you so I'd suggest you appeal to her to take things easy. She should try to be diplomatic to your sisters. Some sister-in-laws see their brothers' wives as kind of rivals or enemies. I don't know how they reason or where this is coming from.

I've got tough sister-in-laws too but I know how I handle them. Yorubas say 'mo wa fun oniwa lo nje ore dore'. Know everyone for whom they are and you'll have a good relationship with them. If you can and if she'll listen, tell your wife to stop flexing muscles with them. She should keep them at arms length and relate with them as diplomatically as she can during family gatherings.

It's unfortunate that things have degenerated to this level. Building up a good relationship back with them may not be an easy thing. But if good fences are made now, hopefully, time would erase the bad memories of the past relationship and they can be on platonic levels.

Mind you, my good fences there doesn't mean boycotting them o. It means to keep them at arms length.

I must commend you for showing concern and looking for solution to this. Some men will just pretend it doesn't affect them or they're not aware. Wish you peace all through.

Please fellow nairalanders, Im married with 2 kids but since I got married I have been noticing that my 2 sisters doesn't give my wife a breathing space, any little thing, they will just take it against my wife and I have tried my best to unite them being the Eldest son of the family but it wouldn't work, I have been avoiding them (my sisters) saying that I am supporting my wife but despite the fact that the elderly one is married, the condition got worst between my wife and the younger one. please my fellow nairalanders, I wouldn't want to be a bad husband to my wife because of my sisters and don't want to be one to my sisters because of my wife. Please I need an advice!

Thats my governor Playing football with his pectacle in his eyes! lolZ Die die oooooooooooooooo!

Eko Ile: m

[quote author=deepwaters ]Hmm Ogbeni Aregbe at it again. You need to come to osun state, sorry, 'State of Osun' and see the O everything-
O'yes

O'schools
O'yestech
O'water
And now
O'ambulance
Welcome to the State of Osun, Ipinle Omoluabi![/quote]Waa sere omo iya mi!

I like that! lolz!

ballabriggs: *singing*

Come and see O, come and see
Come and see O, come and see
Come and see O, come and see
Come and see what Jonathan do
Come and see what Jonathan do.

N5 trillion plus N1.4 trillion plus another $67 billion, going, going gooooonnneee

Same here!

gramci: I like the version of the naval spokesperson