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Which kind of silly syllabus dat doesn't open on computer, only brochure open, see yeye jamb...

generalbush:
Hahahaha... They should give her garri jare!!

Una no get weed men for the area??

Give her one cup garri..!!

I remember my first time sha...

Bro which kind of garri, d one mixed with water or ordinary? Incase if sometin of such happen next time

Nice one bro

Owk... Kilishi for life, if u are eating Dog and u said u eat meat... weldon sir!!!

One day I wil become great also..

It is not duping, it is offering dat u av to paid and u refuse, so church appear in human form to collect it

Weldon sir, I kudos u bro, no money is dirty since u are hustling

Who dat hep pls?

U dnt av to beat bcoz it z girls cross that must be carry.. When u are born, u cried most. During sex, u cried. Break up, u cried. Wedding u cried. Wariz ur proble sef

RIP so sad

If dey like make dey pour fuel for their mouth and light it, watin concern me

Wish u well in addi bro

Is that a kiss?

When pipu are following u, note that not all of them love u, bt most of them wanna chop wit u until u are broke den, they wil depart and making false statement against u...

Weldon ma

Funny a little sha..

U copy write up and claim it as urs- Weldon Sir,

Make u rename ur party coz PDP na (people deceiving Party)

Emoney make u come and sign me

Na d woman fault or the soldiers fault? The police should go and arrest those soldiers in barrack

Go anywhere u life, other girls are lining up, u don chop ur own cassava let others taste sweet banana

This pastor self is a baby boy for life

The day elephant died, u wil see different kind of knives

So he sud wear 3k shoe abi?

Islam is the only religion recognised by Allah.
ABLUTION: “Then David arose from the earth, and washed, and anointed himself, and changed his apparel, and came into the house of the LORD, and worshipped…” (2 Samuel 12:20) “So they shall wash their hands and their feet, that they die not: and it shall be a statute for ever to them, even to him and to his seed throughout their generations.” (Exodus 30:21) “And Moses and Aaron and his sons washed their hands and their feet…” (Exodus 40:31) RAISING OF THE HANDS: “Thus will I bless thee while I live: I will lift up my hands in thy name.” (Psalms 63:4) ALLAHU AKBAR: “Great is the LORD, and most worthy of praise…” (Psalms 48:1) PROSTRATION: “And Abram fell on his face: and God talked with him…” (Genesis 17:3) “…and they (Moses and Aaron) fell upon their faces: and the glory of the LORD appeared unto them.” (Numbers 20:6) “And Joshua rent his clothes, and fell to the earth upon his face before the ark of the LORD until the eventide, he and the elders of Israel, and put dust upon their heads.” (Joshua 7:6) “…they bowed themselves with their faces to the ground upon the pavement, and worshipped, and praised the LORD…” (2 Chronicles 7:3) “…and they bowed their heads, and worshipped the LORD with their faces to the ground.” (Nehemiah 8:6) “And he (Jesus) went a little farther and fell on his face, and prayed…” (Matthew 26:39) “And when the disciples heard it,they fell on their faces…” (Matthew 17:6) “…and he (Elijah) cast himself down upon the earth, and put his face between his knees…” (1 Kings 18:42) “…and (all the angels) fell before the throne on their faces, and worshipped God…” (Revelations 7:11) “O come, let us worship and bow down: let us kneel before the LORD our maker.” (Psalms 95:6) “…all they that go down to the dust shall bow before him: and none can keep alive his own soul.” (Psalms 22:29) “…And Manoah and his wife looked on it, and fell on their faces to the ground.” (Judges 13:20) “And when all the people saw it,they fell on their faces: and they said, The LORD, He is the God; the LORD, He is the God.” (1 Kings 18:39) “I fell upon my face, and cried, and said, Ah Lord GOD!” (Ezekiel 9: “David arose out of a place toward the south, and fell on his face to the ground, and bowed himself three times…” (1 Samuel 20:41) “And Joshua fell on his face to the earth, and did worship…” (Joshua 5:14) “And it came to pass, that, when Abraham’s servant heard their words, he worshipped the LORD, bowing himself to the earth…” (Genesis 24:52) Ya Haqq!

May Allah forgive him all his sins, the word "death" always make me feel so sad and make me realized that this life is nothing.. We may save money today, another person may spend it tomorrow..that is God power

All d gmail and those thing, they want to embezzle our money...

Odeyinigbin:
U no get sense at all
Where u c stomach now?
Some pple go just dey look for cheap attention
Must u talk?
Mumu

See this Kwashiorkor fellow, who is asking for ur attention self?, You better find a way to re-arrange ur memory.. Foolish fellow..

The President didn't paln it well, if they do there would be no recession and dollar will rise just a little, i.e. Dos who want to stop d importation of rice, they should import rice that can make us survive for years before closing d border and then started working hard on our own rice

missfrancess:
what does Aye mean pls

aye dat I mean was (is when people are behind his negative part of action usually witches)

dessz:
what sort of fuçkery is this,

It must be delta weed