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Business / Re: Contempt: Diamond Bank, Shell Directors In Trouble by akpamfet: 7:33am On Apr 03, 2017
undecided
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is This Genuine Or Fake Interview Nairalanders? by akpamfet: 7:52am On Apr 01, 2017
Nigerians will never learn!!! Mtchwwww.... undecided

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Jokes Etc / Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by akpamfet: 12:00am On Apr 01, 2017
akpamfet:

Fool u still dey send ac number? Make i check now sef announce your full name
ONU.FRANKLIN.UCHENNA..you dey answer DONKLIN for nairaland..am sure you feel like a jerk right now....name chekers Pls look for him on face book angry

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Jokes Etc / Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by akpamfet: 11:56pm On Mar 31, 2017
donklin:
Hapi for u man. 3045870162. firstbank.
Fool u still dey send ac number? Make i check now sef announce your full name
Jokes Etc / Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by akpamfet: 11:54pm On Mar 31, 2017
Let me see any of these fools that would make any silly comments on any thread....waiting to call him or her by their full names because I have all their screen shots on my phone now and also tell them how foolish and gullible they are....i dey wait....the guy go soon announce him April fool in the next 6 mins...
Fools selling their identity for a a mere cock.and bull story....mtchwwwww. You a must be a shame of ur selves by now... tongue
Jokes Etc / Re: My Success Story: Giving Back To Nairaland by akpamfet: 11:27pm On Mar 31, 2017
blkmum700:



Chia fit be true oo,if go be April fool,i go laugh tire men.

When dem hack ur small change wey dey ur account u go dey wonder. Now all of you ur names have been taken...remember , ur account number is typed in ur full names would appear, next they check you on face book and gather more info....one hand ur gone!
Politics / Re: Fayose Eating N100 Wrapped Rice By The Roadside (Photos) by akpamfet: 7:52pm On Mar 22, 2017
fbtowner:
This man self. very easy to poison sad
So you think say that kain person no go carry small jazz for protection? undecided
Celebrities / Re: Davido Blasts Hush Puppi, Reveals He Spent N130m In December Last Year by akpamfet: 3:14pm On Mar 13, 2017
Na so "Hush Puppy" abi "Hush Ekuke" go take put him self for wahala for that Malaysia...with him drug money. Make una remind am say Na DEATH SENTENCE ooo...this will definitely trigger police investigation as par his source of income for that Malaysia....instead of to cool down chop him drug money quietly....we neva learn..Nigerians!

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Politics / Re: Photo Of Buhari And Daughter, Hadiza In London Emerges by akpamfet: 9:07pm On Feb 27, 2017
Baba dey use feeding bottle now Look the stool beside him...
Politics / Re: Buhari Meets Saraki Again In London by akpamfet: 10:46pm On Feb 19, 2017
I blame them? Tax payers money for all these trips. Then Buhari's pool of aides extending their hotel bookings...all on tax payers money and oil revenue.
Yet the average Nigerian is hungry and dying of starvation with dollar hitting 516 naira per dollar and hyper inflation screwing us here daily. He should just hand over power before dying please, his men have run short of annoying lies to us, "hale and hearty" indeed! Oya make we see you nah, if u r well....mtchwww...
Rubbish country of ours! undecided undecided

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Crime / Re: Malawian Cheating Wife Burns Hubby With Petrol After He Caught Her Cheating by akpamfet: 5:30pm On Feb 12, 2017
Jeffrey12:
WOMEN!!! smh...

75% of women are created with a very wicked heart...

see as the woman fine with her innocent face, she bad pass devil.....

Quick recovery to the man.
Where did you ge your statistics from Easy to give a figure...mtchwwe
Forum Games / Re: Can You Spot The Fox To Save The Geese? by akpamfet: 10:12pm On Jan 23, 2017
The Fox is TOP RIGHT of the branch....and it's looking from top with its mouth close to the geese.. just turn your phone to your left and look at the right branch very closely...
Crime / Re: Nigerian Police Reply Nairalander Who Said He & His Friend Were Shot By Police(p by akpamfet: 8:55pm On Nov 23, 2016
My guy, please don't go any closer. Am quite sure it's a policeman that shot at you afterall it has been confirmed how many police officers and men have even aiding armed robbery and kidnappers...don't ever trust Nigerian police. You can see how unintelligent they are by rushing to say Nigerian police doesn't use pellets...while in the real sense it was from shattered glass.
My advice try and get direct to the IG of police in writing and confirm he replied himself, then post on Nairaland and other social media for the world to be aware before going there physically...If not...you may not come out of it. They could easily set you up.
My candid advice..

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Fashion / Re: Erico Anthony & Silver Onyinyechi Ezenezi Win Mr And Miss Nigeria International by akpamfet: 4:00pm On Oct 27, 2016
Hmmm...I should have that girls own cucumber video... undecided
Now that she has won a contest...
Chei...I neva get my own blog yet
Family / Re: Can Abstaining From Premarital Sex Make You Faithful To Your Future Wife? by akpamfet: 2:12pm On Jun 17, 2016
Some abstain....just for the sake of peace with the future wife but would go and "patronize Ashawo"...
Whose fooling who then?
In the woman's eyes, eyes, man is abstaining......but I reality he is having the sex...
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Travel / Re: "Slow Down, Bomb Ahead": Signpost Spotted In Bauchi by akpamfet: 12:38pm On Jun 13, 2016
You really think the artist made a mistake? Is that not only rod along Bauchi?....am sure he really meant BOMB oooo!!!
Family / Re: Abdul Rahaman's Birthday by akpamfet: 11:24am On Jun 12, 2016
Happy birthday cute boy...
Nairalanders...where are you all?...if it's naked pictures and irrelevant issues, all of you would start commenting... undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Celebrates Her 31st Birthday Today by akpamfet: 12:05pm On Jun 09, 2016
ikbnice:
HBD to her.
FTC on lalasticlala's thread, need to celebrate this feat *dancing makossa* e no easy o.

Who this "Lalasticala" epp sef? undecided
Politics / Re: UK Government Reacts To Reports Of Buhari & Jonathan Meeting In London by akpamfet: 11:56am On Jun 09, 2016
hopeforcharles:

What do u want him to do. Besides who is this lalasticlala

I Taya for this "Lalastica" on every post...mtchwwwwe.. undecided

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Career / Re: Top 3 Nigerian Banks Where Staff Do Not Work In Fear by akpamfet: 3:41am On Jun 09, 2016
What's the basis of this selection?...mtchwwew....have u worked or currently working in any of those banks?
Una go just dey post rubbish... undecided
Na ur data....and so?
Travel / Re: 8 Disgusting Habits Displayed By Nigerians When They Return From Abroad by akpamfet: 1:27pm On Jun 07, 2016
You didn't add that they always complain and get unnecessarily irritated at the way Nigerians drive and disobey traffic rules....as if that's new to them... undecided
A cousin of mine kept doing that, he only stayed 3 years abroad...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Police Recruitment: People With Tattoos Disqualified by akpamfet: 7:46pm On Jun 06, 2016
Cutehector:
He said his dream is to be a Nigerian Police man..





grin uwa mmebi


He has already started lying... just for seeing his name short listed in the first list... hmmm...no jobs Sha, why won't he say that's his dream... undecided
Celebrities / Re: Flavour Shows Off His Sitting Room While Thanking God For The Week by akpamfet: 7:51pm On Jun 03, 2016
amiskurie:
Very poor interiors

Very poor and local interior,...I expected something nice. mtchwwww.... undecided
He sings very well, but the living room isn't cool at alllll....

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Politics / Re: Caption This Photo Of Amaechi by akpamfet: 7:46pm On Jun 03, 2016
Plus the "devil's tail"...look closely.
Is he the devil from ubima?
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Fashion / Re: Lady Wearing Padded Fake Vagina (photo) by akpamfet: 7:28pm On Jun 03, 2016
BUHARIISCURSED:
shocked blood of cherokee d'azz or pinkyxxx shocked

Hmmm...pornography.don ruin u my guy.chei!!! undecided
U Sabi all of them...u no add Jada.fire
Education / Re: 17 UNILAG Girls Missing After Heading For Party At Lekki - Says Twitter User by akpamfet: 7:22pm On Jun 03, 2016
Adon.belif.it... undecided
Sports / Re: Mikel Obi Carries One Of His Twin Girls by akpamfet: 1:22pm On May 25, 2016
undecided
Politics / Re: Safe Corridor Initiative: 800 Repentant Boko Haram Insurgents Granted Amnesty by akpamfet: 7:44am On May 11, 2016
Not true!!! Rumours!!!...Nigerian military just confirmed it's not true!
People just want to ferment trouble and anarchy in Nigeria! Mtchwwww...
Business / Re: What Bill Do You Dislike Paying Most? by akpamfet: 8:59pm On May 05, 2016
Kitty cat service bills...
Crime / Re: Police, Firefighters Abandon Man On Electric Pole (pics) by akpamfet: 6:18pm On May 05, 2016
Chei...so no light for the area be that... undecided

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