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Ukwu sorry Ivanovic. Good yellow there.

What the hell? Drogba almost

Hazard too much abeg. Player of the year

People just da injure for Drogba to play . Ironic

Second half on the way. Kpakam, oya everybody kponkpy

ronald4lif:
My brother glad not. Just like in a cinema hall the VIP seats is right at the back and they have a better view than those on front row. This will be the case. Man will get a better value out of today's game just like VIPs

via seats in the back? In what world?

Where is fellaini? Ya in zouma' s pockets I heard

ronald4lif:
Football is 90mins. When I was in primary school the dull students always pay school fees first. But they always come last. Pele to Chelsea fans.

ya just like dull ones like you always like sitting on back seats? We are on front now whooooaaaa

That devil must die. We won't let them go unpunished.

Courtois kill them all

oluwadare26:
If u believe God will destroy mourinho's life with this defensive formation...pls hit like

OYO for you. Goat

Hazardous

menesheh:
Thanks for the insult to a person i proclaimed my hero and to numerous others of my friends.


I never impose my claims to you, i personally believe in him and his policies,


How dare you tell me who to be my mentor or my hero.
How dare you call a whole President of a great nation like Nigeria a dumbass which your next generations may be having nightmare for that position.

you are still not making sense.

menesheh:
Not only UK citizens taxpayers facing huge bill, they are still meant to pay more and more whenever our magical Buhari start unraveling the huger stolen money kept not only in UK but other western European countries.


Ingrates milking us down from time immemorial praying that we remain remote and destabilize as they envisioned. Na lie we are already on the track of knowledge and rationality.

That's why GEJ is my hero and will remain so untill i see another person of same position who outperform him in trying to put Nigerians first b4 any fvcking ambition.

you were making sense until you got to your last paragraph. Brother please look for another hero. It's a pity you chose a dumbass as a mentor

ShowYourCertificate:
Oh, so you guys knew Jonathan had good initiatives for the country but chose to turn a blind to it during the campaigns. I can see guys mentioning agricultural reforms, railway reforms, YouWin, Automotive Plan, Electric Power Reforms, Free & Fair Elections, etc. All of these wonderful projects were done by Jonathan but you guys chose to use propaganda to destroy them. Now you want to reap where you did not sow? You guys are just funny. You're all set to enter into a big abysmal hole that you can't comprehend . Those projects are Jonathan's, don't dabble into sth you didn't start and hence don't understand.

all he did were on paper mostly. No physical reforms. We want to see these things live not on paper. So understand the difference

sixtus3606:
What is this this one talking sef?

"South Africa has embarked on a downward spiral journey"

"that might lead to the demise of one of Africa's great nations."

Lol...you wan form giramar!!!

DEMISE? Specify which country...Nigeria or South-Africa?? #MuMu

I think his explanation shows the country he is referring to is South Africa. Don't feel too clever when you are a dounce

shurlermoz:
You forgot Stanbic IBTC and Game.

yes thanks. #southafricamustgo#

She must be up to 40. See wrinkles

Are these the south Africans the continent and the world fought for during apartheid? This is disturbing. According to a report, they are angry that immigrants are working more at a cheaper cost. This same guys worship the whites among them but kill their own. This is a sad development. Please federal government should nationalize mtn, shoprite and dstv ASAP. We can't be funding these genocidals

The engine is lacking greese, so it needs oiling.

I kinda agree but what we should be preaching is specialization. Look employees are no longer interested in certificate, they want to see what you can do. Skill acquisition is the watch word here. Not thinking you are a Jack of all trade by reading medicine and applying for banking. Go for extra courses in your field, build your capacity and you can do it all. Do you think a certificate is enough? I beg to differ and stand to be corrected. Nigerians must indulge in specialization. Advising someone to apply for any type of job is not the answer because I bet you there are some register in that field that will take such a person months to perfect. Do you think big employees have time to train you from the scratch? Hell no, they believe you are already acquainted with the fundamental knowledge of the job. Skill acquisition and specialization is the answer. Stop preaching cut and nail doctrines. I stand to be corrected. Thank you

See a dentist ASAP. I feel your pain man.

This is Nigeria where the best rigger wins.

Me now move from nothing to something, that was my story. Everyday we be popping something we give God the glory, to every girl wen me put on a long thing, am so sorry. Patoranking is a ruler. Whayasayyyyyyyyy

aniagoluaustin:
I'm a victim of this. It has turned a habit. I can't go to toilet without carry my phone, even if my phone is on 6% battery remaining...

And all because of nairaland

Please is it safe or hygienic?

shatap na nairaland da run your battery abi na pornography? Bros tell me true na only me and you da here

Why comparing a defensive midfielder to Messi an attacker. You Nigerians Are funny. Please name a player in Nigeria from mikels set that is still relevant today? The guy don achieve more than he ever dreamt. With fat loads of cash coming in. Google that girls father and you will know what mikel stands to gain. You Nigeria girls are so fake that the guys run outside for quality relationships. Blame it on the arse wearing naija babes that deceive us everyday. Mikel abeg continue. Capital one cup sealed, premier League to follow. If you don't like it, well do the needful and steal a ballot box and see what happens. KTBFFH mikel we loveth you.

softapple:
lol nope its disgusting

so how about those you piss it on their mouth. It's not disgusting abi? Clap for yourself

The truth is they are fake. These ladies have silicon operations done all over their bodies except maybe Kim. Nicki Minaj pisses me off. How on earth is she bragging about those butts when they ain't real.

Don't tell that to my Bros o. That guy can't date a slim lady. He loves fat ladies so much he will tell you that's his specie. So in retrospect, it depends on individual preference

You don't need a suitsayer to tell you these things. It's common knowledge

Let me break it down.
If he is not marrying the ladies then why bother?
If he is taking care of your mum and siblings why complain?
You are getting married, that means your mom has been with him for long.
Don't get me wrong am not in support of such a thing as cheating. I believe your mom deserve better but this is life. Why don't you talk to your dad about it. Once your mom hears it first, my dear you will regret ever telling her. Call your dad let him see reasons or better still tell his pastor or any of his brother or friend he listens to.

You try to fit resist o. Me I can't. Now let me narrate a little story that happened to me on 2012.then I was doing my 1 year I.T. at an hotel in delta state. I was the Porter meaning I Lodge and take care of customers welfare. One night a rich young man came with a fine ass lady dark with Nicki Minaj curves. Later that night the guy left for a burial ceremony and the lady called me on the intercom that I should bring her a bottle of stout. I obliged and when I got there she was putting on a see through dress. O boy my body charge but I gats control myself. Next she was starring at my huge physique. By now I knew the night will be adventurous. She pleaded I spend some time with her and share the drink with her. By this time it was about 11.40pm. We hardly receive customers at this hour and my receptionist was fast asleep. I told her to wait lemme collect a glass she agreed. I rushed down, got a glass and 2 condoms because I knew she was Hot. I returned to find her with just bra and pants on. We talked a little before she popped up the best question I heard that week. Can you make love to me,? This one when I tell you so my dick don charge. I form say I da fear but she urge me on that her guy will return very late. She was surprised to see a condom in my hands. Na so we started the pre-intimacy. She almost sucked me dry and I returned the favor. The babe kuntus too fresh, well shaved and kpokish. So we started the nacking. I went 2 rounds and she was speaking in languages I never understood. The next morning na customer first greet Porter. As they were checking out her guy dash me 1k. And she was all smiles. Op opportunity comes once. Once beaten is twice shy. So no repeat same mistake another day. Thanks