₦airaland Forum

jaybee3:
Abeg complete your story jor
We both know you aren't a gentleman

isn't it just what transpired inside the bus? The rest is history

Well mine happened last year when was still schooling at auchi polytechnic. I shared the front seat with a busty lady in Benin. She was kinda acting like a big rich babe. U know how Nigerian babes da form. As we started the journey, she was all distant from me chewing away a pop corn with viju milk in hand. Before we got to ekpoma I noticed she was leaning towards me cus all these while I looked away enjoying my 2 face unstoppable album with headphone in ears. Little did I know the babe was fast asleep before I knew she was resting on my shoulders. She went as far as wrapping her right hand across my body as if I was her man. The boobs were nice though make I no lie. I noticed the driver smiling at me but I bon. Abi na my fault? The gbogbo big girl 20 minutes back was all over my chest. She was even caressing my chest and sleep talking shit. Well as we approach auchi she just woke up gently and apologize to me for the inconvenience. Well as a gentleman I accepted, stepped out of the bus and straight home.

rubey:
Waiting for bankyW to get a shave for buhari

what's he gonna shave his head? Baba na hair we da talk here

akereconfi:
You have friends there?

and they said they take up part time job, pay their tuition, pay their rent, feed, pay transportation and also send cars home. All from part time job.


You Sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You won the internet for today. Clap for yourself

hey not everyone is slow and lazy as you. Where people see impossibility others see opportunities. If Nigerians can be working and training themselves and even fend for their families in this same country, then you have no excuse.

Ellacherries:
how much is the tuition
£12800 per year, please convert that to naira before you start ranting.

are they gonna pay you in naira? What's the matter with some persons self?

akereconfi:
Canada? some of you just come here and talk out of ignorance. Hope you heard the tales of those two Rivers girls in Canada that were almost deported because they worked for two weeks in a shopping mall. Majority of you think once you enter ABROAD everything is rosy, jobs everywhere.

Even talking about sending cars home.


Your mentality speaks much about you. No offence

I have friends there you mofo. You think I talk without facts? Eat dust basstard

If I could be fixing tiles in Nigeria while still in school and paying my fees back then, then these persons have no excuse. My God!!! They are abroad right? Lazy students. Whatever happened to Nigerians being referred to as survivors? If na Me I for don hustle and even send cars home and build a house in Nigeria. Do you know the amount of opportunities one can get in Canada?

Papa ayo still get mouth abi. That man should be in kirikiri ASAP. Yeye pastor wearing bling with his talkative wife.

Prophecy ke? Abegi those pastors that guess and predict like nairabet boys? Every normal person would not have voted for continuity. We were fed up that's the truth. So I think God and the people won not some prophet who won't profer you solutions and leave you at the middle of an ocean with their lies. Sai BABA GOD AND NIGERIANS. Your voices were heard

We no go gree. This mama must chop Cain. Why are they acting friendly all of a sudden? I smell conspiracy. General please don't dine with the devil.

Who are these guys? I contributed the most. In my area I was the only Apc supporter. I sai buhari pass any other words since I found he was contesting. I made a lot of enemies since o. People wished they could beat me up only if I were small. But God answered my prayers. Now the haters in my area are decamping and congratulating me. Abeg sai Akposkool na me do pass but na God win

Just now they have started loosing faith in their party. Let them play the opposition for once and know how far. This just shows they were all golddiggers. Sai buhari the fear of the general is the beginning of pdp dissolving.

No we don't need your congratulations. We gon deal with you n ffk so bad you gon regret. No just beg us o. We no want your sweet mouth. Musa Bring my broom lemme flog stvpidity outta this rat.

Congrats and welcome to APC flight 001. taking
off from daura to aso rock. Take off time is
10am. cruising at 3.2million votes above PDP
levels.estimated time is 1100 hours.
We shall be flying over Sokoto, Kebbi,
Zamfara,Niger, Benue, yobe, bauchi,
gombe,Adamawa, borno, kano kaduna and lagos
state.
We will however experience some turbulence
over taraba,Ebonyi, Bayelsa, cross rivers, and
much heavier turbulence over Delta and rivers
states.
Just fasten your seat belts and be assured that
your pilot has many years of flying experience
dating back to 2003.just as d Co pilot is super
experienced and sound to back up in case of any
eventuality.
This is a d flight you have waited so many years
to take.
CONGRATULATIONS
Proudly NIGERIAN
SAI BABA
SAI BUHARI

contactmorak:
Is Buhari really going to declaedwinner of this election? Is INEC that independent of government influence? If Buhari is declared winner, nothing can convince me otherwise that Nigeia will be great again!

step aside if you know you can't cope. Am sure Togo and Malawi will accept your likes. Gej brainwashed fan. Abeg like for GMB share for GMB kill yourself for Jonathan

when the guy doing the sign language on tv
heard APC kano result........he did the sign
of the cross. Apc una get mouth

Bauchi just delivered the knock out punch.

And some mofos still want continuity of gej. I pity them. Abeg like for GMB share for GMB kill yourself for Jonathan

The real beating is coming up next. So for the thousands in attendance, for the millions watching at home may I present the president elect for federal Republic of Nigeria. He Is no other than the corruption killer
The currency upgrader
The electricity supplier
GMB
And if you are not down with that we got two words for ya. SUCK ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT..................................

Hey where una. Make una no carry una mumu fight reach delta o. Like for GMB share for GMB kill yourself for Jonathan

The rigging was massive. Goddammit pdp.

Death blow part 4. Let the battle begin

You better Start flying because we know how you where advising gej wrongly. Baba Don show to clear all una mess for Nigeria entertainment industry. Starting with you.

I think he already stated the loser. Like for GMB share for GMB kill yourself for Jonathan

How in the hell did bayelsa have such population? That small state of not more than 10 thousand people? Pdp ojoro don start. Is this why they have been delaying, una plan no go work. Cus we have decided. Sai buhari

Rad1cal:
You are just a clown. My friend shut up.

and what are you? Mofo

HBD Boss. But na people like you our naija babes da vex for so. Rich handsome but sleeping around.

Nigeria without good territorial planning. Why do they allow people build filling stations near houses? It's wrong planning. In Europe filling stations are built far from normal settlement. Come to oghara in delta state and you will see up to 6 oil storage houses across the same streets people reside. This is absurd what if one of those ware houses caught fire. Bros the whole town will go down. Out of greed we sell our lands to companies that should be located far from our houses. God help Nigeria and I sympathize with those that have lost one or two properties in this fire.

I think it will be a best seller. Common na these girls kuntos are getting too wide. Too many intimacy gadgets. Guys can't satisfy them anymore. It's not funny anymore

Can you feel that? Can you smell that. It's fresh and pure, heavenly and peaceful it's called change and come 28 March, our part time will be over. We will be free and we will progress. Now can you dig that suckeeeerrrrrr

These TV stations and newspapers have lost credibility. Abeg call me the editor make I give am correct konk. What rubbish

exxell:
Onye ochi.... In my own, Nigerians before you vote, remember that;

[size=16pt]Northern Leaders destroyed this country for 38 years (Buhari inclusive) and Obasanjo destroyed it for 11 years. Totalling 49 years! GEJ has done in 5 years, what his collegues could not do in 49 years! GEJ 2019![/size]

Finally, remember that Buhari has been trolling the country peacefully and went on his campaigns without any hitch. Anywhere he left, nobody used water to wash the road. He was respected as an official contender for the post of the presidency. Rewind back to last week. President Jonathan was in Daura, Kastina state and when he left, the youths and elders were washing the road as if an evil came to visit them. They spited the office of the presidency! Jonathan was stoned in Bauchi and Taraba state. Remember Stones not pure water! Even if you hate the president, remember that he is still representing a country not a street. For the fact that Jonathan is humble does not make him weak. All these while, I have always been skeptical of voting Jonathan again because he was too "gentle" for me. But I also know that Buhari is not a better option for Nigeria. My reasons are these;

#1 He is retarrded
#2 He is a Muslim and an extremist for that one
#3 He is too old to rule Nigeria in the 21st century... All these his packagings are hogwash by those who want to hijack Nigeria
#4 He said that the full meaning of APC is All Progressive Confident
#5 He has no certificate (Proven)... How can he rule Nigeria with so many professors around?
#6 He called INEC the Independent Nigeria Electoral Commission
#7 He is surrounded by crooks who wants nothing but their own selfish gains e.g Rochas Okorocha, Tinubu and Co, Amaechi
#8 He said that the name of his VP is Yemi Osunbade . He may eventually call the American President "Barack Osama".. See Gobe!
#9 He said that he will stabilise oil prices in the world ( Confirm Madness)
#10 He just said two days ago that he will make the naira equal to dollars Who does this man take us for? Magas?


[size=32pt]NIGERIANS, CAN'T YOU PEOPLE SEE THAT TINUBU, ROCHAS AND AMAECHI ARE PACKAGING THIS MAN TO JUST GET THERE? WHEN HE EVENTUALLY GETS THERE, THEY WILL NOW RULE THIS COUNTRY BY PROXY. FOR THE VERY FACT THAT THE TWO FOUNDING FATHERS OF CORRUPTION (OBASANJO AND TINUBU) ENDORSED BUHARI IS A CALAMITIOUS SIGNS OF VERY BAD THINGS THAT ARE COMING IN THE EVENTUALITY THAT BUHARI WI... TUFIAKWA! I CAN'T EVEN THINK IT TALK MORE OF SAY IT! GEJ TILL WHEN IT PLEASE MY CREATOR![/size]

you are the definition of stvpidity. What a nuisance