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linearity: hope u no dey hide 2 watch ur malee remove cloth from bodi.

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mormoni: Ebamma pls its not by force. Jst accept dis "u ar dry"

#shikena

Na this one funny pass

ujchief: I be wan ask wetin be msg, but make i respect myself pretend say i sabi am like others dey form.

Wa gbayi omo ya - me sef dey form like say I sabi "MSG"

jamp: they should sack the corrupt police officers and recruit some of these thieves since they are expert and can handle gun very well

Great suggestion, at least crime rate will reduce. Lol lol

Debroslink: FINE FROM FAR BUT FAR FROM FINE

You've logically explained it

White lady and a black Guy were having drinks at the bar. Later that night the woman whispers to the Guy"LETS GO TO MY PLACE" so they left... at the woman's place they started kissing and undressing each other,then the lady whispered in a sexy voice..."TIE ME ON THE BED AND DO WHAT U BLACK GUYS DO BEST".~~~the guy tied her on the bed and ...ran away with tv and laptop

Odinaka00: See marks 4 her shoulder sef............dz woman wey fine like hell b4

Wetin your eyes find go there?

One evening, after attending the theatre, two gentlemen were walking down the avenue when they observed a rather well dressed and attractive young lady walking ahead of them. One of them turned to the other and remarked, "I'd give $250.00 to spend the night with that woman."

Much to their surprise, the young lady overheard the remark, turned around, and replied, "I'll take you up on that offer."
She had a neat appearance and a pleasant voice, so after bidding his companion good night, the man accompanied the young lady to her apartment.

The following morning the man presented her with $125.00 as he prepared to leave. She demanded the rest of the money, stating "If you don't give me the other $125.00, I'll sue you for it."

He laughed, saying, "I'd like to see you get it on these grounds." Within a few days, he was surprised when he received a summons ordering his presence in court as a defendant in a lawsuit. He hurried to his lawyer and explained the details of the case.
His lawyer said, "She can't possibly get a judgment against you on such grounds, but it will be interesting to see how her case will be presented."

After the usual preliminaries, the lady's lawyer addressed the court as follows: "Your honor, my client, this lady, is the owner of a piece of property, a garden spot, surrounded by a profuse growth of shrubbery, which property she agreed to rent to the defendant for a specified length of time for the sum of $250.00. The defendant took possession of the property, used it extensively for the purposes for which it was rented, but upon evacuating the premises, he paid only $125.00, one-half of the amount agreed upon. The rent was not excessive, since it is restricted property, andwe ask judgment be granted against the defendant to assure payment of the balance."

The defendant's lawyer was impressed and amused by the way his opponent
had presented the case. His defence therefore was somewhat different from the way he originally planned to present it."Your honor," he said, "my client agrees that the lady has a fine piece of property, which he did rent such property for a time, and a degree of pleasure was derived from the transaction. However, my client found a well on the property around which he placed his own stones, sunk a shaft, and erected a pump, all labor performed personally by him. We claim these improvements to the property were sufficient to offset the unpaid amount, and that the plaintiff was adequately compensated for the rental of said property. We, therefore, ask that judgment not be granted."

The young lady's lawyer answered, "Your honor, my client agrees that the defendant did find a well on her property. However, had the defendant not known that the well existed; he would never have rented the property. Also, upon evacuating the premises, the defendant removed the stones, pulled out the shaft, and took the pump with him. In doing so, he not only dragged the equipment through the shrubbery, but left the hole much larger than it was prior to his occupancy, making the property much less desirable to others. We, therefore, ask that judgment be granted."
In the Judge's decision, he provided for two options: "Pay the $125.00 or have the equipment detached from its current location and provide it to the plaintiff for damages."
The defendant immediately wrote a cheque

@OP the story isn't real

Miss_Ife: I open the door for him and get on my knees immediately he enters the house, then I follow him kissing every inch of the floor he walks on, I finally feed him the best dishes I have been preparing for him the whole day. When he's done, I bath him, wipe him, and worship him all night long...


.... like seriously...

Rofl. Imagine that

If others won’t say it, we will. We are tired of wack artistes being embraced as the real deal. Some acts who parade themselves as the next best thing are really people with no talent who are hell bent on being famous and blocking the way for talented people in an already over-saturated industry.

These artistes can have meaningful day jobs. Not everyone can be a singer, rapper or entertainer. These guys we have listed below need to do us a favour and drop the mic and leave music to the folks who have talent.


1) Flowssickk:
Don’t let the pretty boy looks fool you; Flowssickk knows much about music like our first lady knows about the English language. His debut single “Lowkey” was based off a Wizkid line and didn’t pop until the Clarence Peters video came out. His follow-up single “Ringtone” is languishing in nowhere-ville. Flowssickk doesn’t really offer much musically. When his wack bars couldn’t cut it he switched to pop music. With lines such as “she dey use MTN but I give her the Glo” Flowssickk should quit the music scene go back to school and come out with a degree, hopefully.



2) Tunde Ednut:
When this dude came on the scene, he “claimed” to be a comedian who had won several awards in the UK. The funny thing is that Mr. Tunde hasn’t pursued his stand-up comedy trade in Nigeria which has a more lucrative industry. The young man has decided to pursue a career in music. Well the good news is that his songs will crack your ribs. They are funny (and wack) as hell! Clearly we can all see Tunde Ednut is a struggle artiste but yet he remains hell bent on making Nigerians suffer. Don’t be fooled by “Catching Cold” remix, Tunde Ednut cannot crack a joke and crack the music charts. My guy you need a day job, we heard Dangote is hiring with good pay too.


3) Sina Rambo:
OMG! Sina Rambo is the epitome of wackness in rap music. Kids in kindergarten classes have better rhymes. His delivery is poor and wordplay is non-existent. This guy shouldn’t be labeled as a rapper. His level of wackness is yet to be qualified. The only reason why this guy has a record deal is because he is related to the minimally talented Davido. I fear for the worst in that family. Sina go back to school, get a degree and run of the companies in your rich family’s portfolio.



4) B-Red:
It’s hard to believe that two brothers can be on the same level of wackness. It happens every 9,000 years. B-Red and Sina Rambo are the one in every 9,000 years. No need to write much on B-Red. The same applies to him to. He is as wack as his brother.


5) Dencia:
We ain’t even going to front, Dencia is eye candy. The only problem is that her songs make you want to cut your ears. No female artiste blatantly uses sex appeal to further her career like Dencia. There is nothing wrong in this if her songs are good. They are not! Career advice Dencia, the video vixen industry is popping in Nigeria, we feel your talents are required there. Singing is not in your foreseeable future or in any future for that matter. Please leave the mic alone

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SAFE MODE: Pull out your battery, then hold the return key (the key with the arrow) while your Blackberry loads. This will load your phoneinto safe mode. Useful if you have problems un-installing a theme or similar. Same process to get out of it.

Alt - n - m - l - l to see your signal strength in number, same process to go back

Type lt and ld for local date and time.

Press alt-left shift-delete to reboot ur fone without removing battery

As there are quite a few new BlackBerry users I thought we could share some of the tips and shortcuts that you may know.

Argument in this thread is tensed but thanks to @Vegetablesoup he stood out of them all

Major James has been monitoring d movement of his only daughter recently. In fact, he first picks her calls to confirm d identity of d caller before handing over the phone to her after thorough screening.

But on one faithful day, her boyfriend called & major picked d call as usual.

Major: hello! may I know u?

Caller: sorry I want to speak with Janet Sir.

Major: I said who are u & what for?

Caller: ( after he understood d situation at hand ) Okay Sir, I am Frank Edoho from who want to be a millionaire. Janet's friend is presently on hot seat & needs her help to answer a question for 2million naira. So d next voice u hear after is hers, d time starts now.........

Major: oh no am very sorry!!! Janet! Janet!! pls take d phone, ur friend needs ur help...................

Caller: d question is; when are u coming tomorrow?
(a) morning
(b) afternoon
(c) evening
(d) night

Janet: B

Caller: are u sure?

Janet: yes am very sure.

This thread to the trash please. Unto the next one