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Literature › Re: Chimamanda Adichie & Husband Ivara Esege (photos) by Akshow: 4:09pm On Sep 24, 2013
Lil chilz: I went to warri recently if you see name
of churches, ha! my broda even Satan
self dey fear. Make I yarn una:yo u’ll
see something like this.
{1} SATAN UR OWN DON KPAFUKA EVANGELICA MINISTRY
{2} Operation carry devil nack for
ground bible ministry.
{3} The atomic bomb bible brigadia
barack ministry *aka* shoot d devil
make im eye clear. {4}Ssatan wetin we do you evangelical church
of God.*aka* Satan leave us
alone.
{5} Operation no look Uche face biblical
church of Christ.*aka* slap Satan face
ministry. {6} Pay your tithe and offering church of
God.*aka* pay ur tithe n win
generator gospeler.
{7} Satan if you try me, you go hear
ween prayer ministry
{8} Satan chop make i chop bible assemble *aka* we no dey find Satan trouble
ministry.
The next name shock me no be small
….. . . . .
Bokoharam prayer ministry devil u go
fear. Hey!! Warrrriii!!! we hail oo
walahitallahi u don craze.
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Outfit To MTN Project Fame Academy by Akshow: 3:53pm On Sep 24, 2013
Olekumaster: @OP, why are you so jobless, ehn? You don't even have any other better thing to say more than her outfit. Grow up Pls!
and u have d time to comment on a jobless op's thread. Now tell me who is jobless?
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Outfit To MTN Project Fame Academy by Akshow: 3:52pm On Sep 24, 2013
Kayusfity: I sha fine pass you huh
is it d camera or na so u blaaaack like kiwi? @topic tiwa fine but short skirt no b for her cos her thighs are very bog. I can't but notice it as she was performin wit Olawale. Her thighs big like makurdi yam
Celebrities › Re: "I Am Single And Searching": 38 Years Old Actress, Rita Dominic by Akshow: 12:52pm On Sep 24, 2013
santakris: U nko? U no be man.
where u troooway ur glasses? @topic its not too late for her, if Mikel Obi can score after seven years in premier league who says rita cannot marry at forty. BTW she no get any oda style aside afro or big bushy hair ni?
Crime › Re: 2 Men Accused Of Molesting Boys In Gombe by Akshow: 12:33pm On Sep 24, 2013
naaaa wa o. at the END of the day, i won't mind jungle justice for dis clowns cos as TIME goes on, if this criminals are not curbed, THINGS like this will continue and pedophiles will be more daring. make God save us o.
Family › Re: After God Who Is The Most Important Person In Your Life? by Akshow: 11:13am On Sep 24, 2013
after God, the next on my list of priorities na my self followed by odazzz grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Exclusive Photos: Nollywood Aku And Popo Sisters by Akshow: 10:50am On Sep 24, 2013
mtchhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Foreign Affairs › Re: Meet The White Widow! The Woman Behind The Kenyan Mall Attacks by Akshow: 10:45am On Sep 24, 2013
my goooosh! na wetin dem carry brainwash this akata to turn taliban warrior so? na wa o. Abeg wetin be d gain of female terrorist? at least we know say the male ones go get 72 virgins. abi na 72 kponron be woman own?
Entertainment › Re: 72 Yr Old Billionaire Emmanuel Iwuanyanwu Marries 26year Old Bride (PICTURE) by Akshow: 10:40am On Sep 24, 2013
what won't some girls do for money? 72 minus 26 = 46. smh. nobody can convince me it is true love that blinded her to marry a man 46yrs older than her. nbanuuuuuu! na money...... so she is pregnant already undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided nice move, she wan born her inheritance baby before de man kaput to yonder.
Celebrities › Re: Saying Melvin Of BBA Looks Like me, is Doing Him A Big Big Favour! by Akshow: 5:24pm On Sep 23, 2013
idrezee: tanx but I don't still we look alike + my gemu aint tattered. Our dentition aint same too (took my tym 2 study him).........yes he's cute no doubt but dats him (I aint g@ tym 4 polished optics).
idokay o. But dis ur nysc pix no do u justice at all. Na ur head big too much wey ur cap come b like dose cap wey catholic priest de wear? Plus ur gemu looks tattered abi u be ustazz wey dey keep gemu ni?
Celebrities › Re: Segun Arinze & Wife At Miss Earth Nigeria (photos) by Akshow: 2:19pm On Sep 23, 2013
whirlwind7: Glad to see he's lost a little weight. At least he doesn't look like he's in a second trimester anymore.
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked was she orobokiboroki before?
Celebrities › Re: First CLEAR Picture Of Blue Ivy And Beyonce Together- Photo by Akshow: 2:13pm On Sep 23, 2013
buchito1: So y are u now quoting me for dis.. Dnt i have rights of comment on NL? tongue
u have right too o but dat ur comment harsh o. lol
Science/Technology › Re: Just 34 Lions Are Left In Nigeria As West African Lion Population Declines by Akshow: 12:53pm On Sep 23, 2013
we have never been animal lover so i guess they won't be missed if they finally go into extinct. for the few that love animal, they can take a trip to east africa to see dem grin
Science/Technology › Re: Just 34 Lions Are Left In Nigeria As West African Lion Population Declines by Akshow: 12:52pm On Sep 23, 2013
runzlord: 34? Re u kidding? The last tyme i checked we have 36 states so that mean 2 states dont have a lion. Hmmmm i suspect enugu and kogi
falls from palm tree laughing hysterically grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo And Amber Rose At Miss Earth Nigeria by Akshow: 12:49pm On Sep 23, 2013
[quote author=Ms_Steph]Some pple just add weight wen dey marry[/quote]she don marry ni? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Celebrities › Re: See Popular Nollywood Actor/actress Saidi And Fathia Balogun Children Pictures by Akshow: 12:47pm On Sep 23, 2013
ajasa4link: cute kids...the boy looks exactly like saheed
like saheed? reeeeallly? are we looking at the same pix so? cos that boy's look is screaming Fathiiiiiiaaaaaah
Health › Re: MEN Would You Rather Be IMPOTENT Than Go BALD ? by Akshow: 12:39pm On Sep 23, 2013
whichkind mumulish kweshion be dis one na.
Politics › Re: FG To Assist Kenya In Fighting Terrorism by Akshow: 12:21pm On Sep 23, 2013
taharqa: MOUTH. Na only that una get.... You are in Pains; I can see that from yr comment. Releasing sm of it tru NOISEMAKING is completely understandable. You hv my Empathy...
guy park ur silly self well make i see front see better people abeg. crazed gej black as,.ss licker
Celebrities › Re: First CLEAR Picture Of Blue Ivy And Beyonce Together- Photo by Akshow: 12:16pm On Sep 23, 2013
fairygeh: . OMy dayssssssss.lwkmd for this post.hahahahahahhahahahahaa.infact laf don make me fall off my office chair.
fairlgeh no wound urself o. lol
Nairaland General › Re: Nigerians In Guiness Book Of Records And The Records They Broke::::::::::::::::: by Akshow: 12:12pm On Sep 23, 2013
Arysexy: Why hide her name? huh huh We are here to be informed. Her name is BOLA ADEBISI.

Let the mods do their job, or do u chose wot is bigotry? the guy dat bang for 15hrs shuld have his name hidden if u r for equity.

Good informative thread though
y are u shouting like a castrated cow na? her name is Bola Ade...whatever so kini big deal? she won't be the first and the last yoruba woman to carry drugs so park well well make u find work do instead finding ways to start tribal isssshhh. ewu senegal
Celebrities › Re: First CLEAR Picture Of Blue Ivy And Beyonce Together- Photo by Akshow: 11:52am On Sep 23, 2013
buchito1: SMH! Cud dis be Beyonce nd d kid? 1st d kid looks like an ape! Though Jay-z looks like one.. 2nd.. Y isnt beyonce puting on shoes? Shez jst on socks.. 3rd.. Wat is beyonce dowin with a Rosary on her neck? All dis got me thinking.. Guess its a beyonce clone!
a kid looks like an ape? meeeen, that is a mean and silly thing to say about a baby no matter whose baby it is. without any regret i certify u as oloriburuku somebody for this sill comment u made.
Politics › Re: Lagosians Spend N36bn On Owambe Annually - Fashola by Akshow: 11:44am On Sep 23, 2013
ma se faaji, ma see faaji ara mi...... mi o le waa ku, mi o le kpara mi. proudly yoruba. that owanbe na im be d egi gan gan. how many years we wan spend for this world wey we de put iron cloth? work mon - fri, relax and unwind with a good owanbe during the week end.
Politics › Re: FG To Assist Kenya In Fighting Terrorism by Akshow: 11:39am On Sep 23, 2013
taharqa: Many of u Dedicated DONKEYS hv allowed yr HATRED to mk u guys reason like toddlers. This is NORMAL diplomatic talk; that is what was expected of Nigeria and her President- send yr condolences and offer sm assistence, whether you mean it or not. That is exactly what other countries, including those ones currently struggling with terroism themselves did; that is what other countries do when ever such an event happen in Nigeria... Only small minds who hv allowed HATRED to consume their souls wud read other meanings to dis statement
shut up dat traaaap u call ur mouf steeeeeewpid imp. how many times did Kenya pledge support to fight our own bh for us? abi u are so bereft of good reasoning that u did not know that scores jus died in borno n yobe and ur useless president has not even address the nation but has time to send message to kenya. charity they say begins at home. honestly silly trolls like u with their blind patriotism are the problem with this country. constructive criticism hurts no one and believe me everyone criticizing gej here have a valid point to do so. so shut that gutter u called ur mouf and for once comment without being overtly sentimental about the obvious daftness of ur president. ewu gambia
Family › Re: Lamentations Of A Nigerian!!! by Akshow: 10:13am On Sep 23, 2013
don't sweat it my guy. i'm sure naija self does not give a rat ass about you. Na God hand we dey
Celebrities › Re: Dele Momodu And His Beautiful Family by Akshow: 10:10am On Sep 23, 2013
#in ibadan girls tone# the family is fery quit. won hanzzzzzzz gaaaan
Romance › Re: My Ex Burial by Akshow: 10:07am On Sep 23, 2013
yaaawwnnnnnnssss...................................abeg bbm don start to work for android?
Entertainment › Re: Model And Video Vixen Marie Miller Wins Miss Earth Nigeria 2013 by Akshow: 10:03am On Sep 23, 2013
miss earth nigeria

miss world nigeria

miss lacasera nigeria

most beautiful girl in nigeria

miss university nigeria

miss.......... nnigeria

miss dat nigeria.....

haba! how many we wan do? mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwww.

btw the girl is haaawwwwt and her body....... smooooooOOOOOOOkiiing hot.
Celebrities › Re: Saying Melvin Of BBA Looks Like me, is Doing Him A Big Big Favour! by Akshow: 9:58am On Sep 23, 2013
with ur tattered gemu (beards). y u come feyin e na? and y u snap for mid night?....... i don give u d attention u need oya go rest. but seriously, on a scale of 100%, u no reach 20% of Melvin handsomeness. as my ibadan sisters will say "Melfin is hanzzzz, bobo yen o quit gaaaan". but una get resemblance for una shaaamugaa teeth sha tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Nairaland General › Re: Nigerians In Guiness Book Of Records And The Records They Broke::::::::::::::::: by Akshow: 9:48am On Sep 23, 2013
sheyie2007: no 5. ..dude, seriously? Of all of records na toto angry SMH
na cos u wan tell us say the guy wey kpekus for 15hrs no serious na im make u quote evrything? angry angry angry angry angry but honestly which woman fit keep her kiiiiiiity for continuous baaaaanging for 15hrs? choiii. she go craze with orgasm be dat.

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