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Primusinterpares:
bornu loading

na so.

Shibaraba:
Abeg I get one question
How this one take help humanity?
Celebrating mediocrity

what kind of silly question is this? You don't know contortion is a talent?

Good one. Why some of their mates are busy forming Instagram slay queens, these ones are repping. Kudos

gurunlocker:
Acting is really paying this days...

for only female actors. Lol

When will she get past that eighteen?

With her tumbutumbu lyrics

Why does god allow stuff like this to happen in his church? Can never make sense to me. Religion and his extremism is the cause of chaos in this world

This woman bleaching no be joke

OkpaAkuEriEri:
Am sure dis afonj...children r bastard.nobody2 train dem.
Dia mate in my line HV start makin money 4m oso-afia.
I start bizness wen am 12.nw c wer I am.

grow up, ewu

Governor by mistake. Governor governing on a dead man's mandate ����

Nonsense and inconclusive

Useless people

Orisirisi

Ok

Na wa

Very true

Imagine if it was a northern or yoruba state

If case were reversed, will the man be flogged?

BubuZombi:
Blablablabla

4+4 is already Goal, you can cry me a river for all I care Buhari is your President till 2023

read my comment again

manbello:
mumu dis s wat some of you are good at dey can analyze in social media and dey won't come out and vote stupid

your father na mumu

I heard Mark Zukerberg and Seun have been invited to Aso rock to crown Atiku the president of Facebook and Nairaland hahahahahahahaha

Atiku won all polls on socia media, while the real voters are nowhere near nairaland. hahahahahha

share for atiku like for buhari all over nairaland and atiku will still win.

Ajimobi lost: "No rigging".
Dino won: "free and fair".
Dogara won: "Will of the people".
Binta Masi lost: "Her people rejected her". Atiku won in Ondo: "It's a reflection of the people's will".
Akpabio lost his seat: "The people have spoken".
BUT Buhari’s victories: "Massive rigging", "Worst election", "Nigerians love poverty", "It's election magic", "Rape on our democracy".

Na only you them do the seat for abi?

olamy7:
u'r not okay bro....that's what I can say right now

Ewu

olamy7:
summary of the whole epistle pls ?

it's not my fault you are bereft of comprehension skills

Please, apologise to them

Apologise to them
They sound offended
that it hasn't turned out as expected
It is not their fault
It is yours
Please apologise to them

They said he could not win
They said he would not win
They know what you don't
Please apologise to them

They called him an illiterate
in confirmation of their illiteracy
They know it all
Please apologise to them

They labelled him a bigot
in a bid to mask their bigotry
They have done no wrong
Please apologise to them

They said he was not in charge,
yet called him a tyrant
He was no longer in control of his faculties, they said
Yet, they called him a killer

They said he was now a vegetable
They said he was a clone
They wished him death
They said he was dead
They did no wrong
Please apologise to them

They did no wrong
They can do no wrong
They were only overcome by love
Please apologise to them

They routinely called you stupid,
simply for seeing things differently from them
They called you daft
for simply being different
They said you had being bought
simply for investing in hope, not cynicism

They can do no wrong
They were only overcome by love
Please apologise to them

They labelled you a fanatic
for standing your ground
against the tide of falsehood

They called you names
They insulted you
They mocked you
Ganged up to bully you.
But you must accept that you were wrong

They did no wrong
They were only overcome by love
Please apologise to them

They were so sure
there would be no tomorrow
They said you had lost your mind
when you showed them your numbers
and asked them for theirs
They said your brain had been taken out
and replaced with something else

They did no wrong
They can do no wrong
They were only overcome by love
Please apologise to them

Whatever goes wrong, they pin on you
To explain anything is to be justifying it
They said you had no right to your voice
You had no right to speak back
After all, you are a Fulani slave

They can do no wrong
They were only overcome by love
Please apologise to them

You must apologise to them
For daring their intellectuals
For daring their agberos
For daring to challenge their lies
For daring to speak up

Slaves don't speak!
You must apologise to them for speaking out
You must apologise for winning

If it looks like you are winning
and you notice they are whining
Please apologise to them

If they try to appropriate tomorrow
just like they appropriated patriotism yesterday
Smile and apologise to them

If they tell you they too saw this tomorrow
even if the record does not support their claim
Thank them. Apologise to them
A slave cannot know better than Massa!

Deny that you saw tomorrow when they did not see it.
Deny that you said he would win when they said he would not
Accept their lies, deny your truths, massage their ego
They can do no wrong
Please apologise to them

Are they not already blaming you
for the pockets of negatives here and there?
Be accepting.
Are they not already using the outliers
to shape the narratives
and discredit the outcome?

Remember, It is always about you.
The fault is always yours
It is always about something that he said
or did not say
Something you said or did not say.
Yet, it is simple.

You were wrong
They were right
They are always right.

They did no wrong
They can do no wrong
They were only overcome by love.

Please apologise to them

Simbo Olorunfemi

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jaymee0:
Well, this is not a new development.

Nigeria dey owe pensioners before buhari come

Before you start to shout buhari

shut up pls

Attention seeking ho

Nothing we no go see finish for nairaland front page

That woman fine eeehhhnnn

Tiwa remain una mama for African music