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d Op has endtime brain......thereby,creating dis endtime thread... smh

end time NYSC.

u ar perfectly on point man....i pity some ladies ehn,they think they ar so smart.

@yomiluv...na big time gobe b dat o.

lol

chairman... hope u don "gonk" her kitty kat wella.

This thread is just 4 nairalanders 2 catch fun.letz share d most hilarious or funniest experience we've ever had.

My own experience was in secondary skul,in ss 3.I have a very close friend,ola by name.we're very fond of each oda&we do perpetrate evil &commit atrocities 2geda in d skul.One day,during lectures, we decided 2 sneak of out skul as usual 2 watch a football match in one of d public skuls around.we reached d main road& started an interesting gist,we were so engrossed in d discussion wen a popular mad woman(towo bodi in yoruba dialect) in dat area quietly, tip toe moved beside ma friend&gently held his hand,he thought it was 1 of our naughty friend,so he didn't bother 2 look@d person.In ma own case,i saw a figure standing beside him,bt d discussion was so interesting 2 d extend dat nobody looked@dat side.
we continued d gist& after some mins,i looked around&i noticed dat pple in dat area av turned us 2 "cinema show",they were watching us&were laughing.i sensed dat sometin was wrong,so i looked 2 ma friend's side&i caught a glimpse of a very dark,ugly,horrible looking mad woman shinning her dirty yellow set of teeth@me...i was so shocked&dumbfounded 4 some secs,immediately i regained my consciousness,a horrible deafening sound escaped ma larynx&was ejected by mouth into d air.My shout was so loud dat my friend started 2 look@me in awe,it then that d mad woman started shaking his hand, violently,it was then dat he look time 2 look@d person holding his hand.Immediately he saw d mad woman,his eyeballs nearly fell off his eye sockets,he shouted&jumped up several times simultaneously,then he started struggling wif d mad woman,bt she held his hand firmly, it was then dat d real drama started. I was in a safe distance watching d drama.
After a while, ma friend managed 2 break free 4rm her&she gave him a hot chase.Ola eventually ran into a mechanic workshop.The mad woman attempted 2 enter d workshop bt she was stopped by d muscular mechanic apprentice. The guy held a strong cane 2 stop d mad woman,then she started laughing, telling them 2 give her "her husband". After d mechanic has blessed her wif several strokes of strong cane,she left.It was then dat pple watching d "show" started a several rounds of thunderous laughter,calling ma friend "oko were".i also laughed out ma ass dat day.,It was so funny.


guys,share on own most hilarious experience,letz keep d ball rolling.

uhmm...i can feel d rant of ugly guys&ladies in dis thread,bt like seriously, truth hurts.Letz call a spade a spade...Op is telling d truth."beauty is in d eyes of d beholder" is just a comfort statement 4 ugly pple,a ugly lady wil always b ugly,&a pretty damsel wil always b pretty...even in d eyes of a "mad man".
Good character is nt a "function" of physical appearance, we av ugly ladies with bad character&some with good character... same applies 2 pretty ladies.i want 2 wake up,looks@my spouse face&smile(even feel like kissing her)
i dont want a situation whereby i'll look@her face & begin 2 tremble in fear.datz 4 me....although we av diff taste as guys bt dat doesn't mean dat an ugly lady is beautiful in d eyes of anoda man.....wu no sabi beta tin.

uhm

Every relationship will sooner or later bcom a distant relationship, even if u guyz ar in dsame skul,what if u want 2 go 4 ur NYSC&she's still in 200l,300l or 400l,what ar u gonna do abt dat?..or maybe u guyz stay in dsame location @home&she's studying in a different higher institution, wont u guyz eventually go 2 ur respective skuls?.I'm in a long distance relationship(although nt dat long) bt i'm nt passing tru any emotional torment cos "babe wey go Bleep anoda guy go Bleep am,even wen u dey dsame hostel"&even in dis 21st century,most relationship is just like u're playing a game.I have my future 2 focus on than thinking if one babe is cheating on me,if she like,make she cheat&wen i'm ready 2 marry,i knw what 2 do.Guyz,just make sure u ar nt a loser in any relationship u engage in,datz d REAL DEAL.

chai!!!.....guyz,una wicked o,c how una spoil im thread.....@op,no mind dem







but ma own case diff o.....abeg,wu wan sell bajaj motorcycle (fairly used),i wan buy..

@sexy moma....bt dis has happened a couple of times.i overlooked it wen she did it d 1st time.i dont tink i can take it again.

uhm

10ks 4 all d eye opening comments,i knw how 2 play ma game nao

This has been happening for a while now,d Ist time she came 2 my place,she asked 4 ma phone &started 2 check ma chats, bt i wasn't bothered since i av no "skeleton in ma cupboard".i woke up in d midnight &was unable 2 sleep,so i decided 2 browse tru her chats bt i noticed dat she has deleted every of her conversations on whatsapp&bbm,bt she's nt wise enough 2 delete d names,she just cleared d chat dat made me realize she was hiding something,bt i decided nt 2 react.The next day,i called her& told her,she started begging me 2 trust her dat itz because there ar some chats on her phone dat might annoy me.I decided 2 4get it.
The next time she came 2 ma place,dsame tin happened, there was a guy she called a her friend&she told me dat they do chat very well,d next time she came 2 my place,i checked her phone,&i noticed dat she has deleted every chat btw her&d guy,d only chat she left was d normal chats on her phone.Ever since then,i dnt trust her again&i didn't say anything again.i need ur opinion guyz,is it dat i'm over sensitive or something is definitely wrong?

@jollyjoy....u must b a very intelligent lady,u spoke out ma mind 100%.....leave misssclasy or wat does she call herself,i didn't reply her because i believe dat only d intelligent 1s wil understand...itz her type datz wil b prayin 2 God@d age of 42....datz "man na man,aki&pawpaw dem no mind"wen they are already approaching menopause &no man is forthcoming 2 ask dere hand in marriage.


have u ever wonder y guyz date hot&sexy ladies bt @d end marry d simple,real&moderate 1s?

This is just a piece of advice 2 guyz who are on d verge of choosing their life patners or even girlfriend.you shld b more careful&make thorough observation of tinz b4 starting a relationship,because ladies use many fake body enhancers dis days like different degree of make up,padded bra,butt pad&so on.....so dat u wont end up being dissapointed.
I think guyz in "no sex relationship" tend 2 fall 4 dis kind of deceit in most cases.Even if u ar in "no sex relationship" u can stil smooch ur gf 2 confirm if d "packages"ar real cos it wont b funny on d wedding nite wen u ar already in d mood&eager 2 c&touch d awesome&well shaped boobs&ass......then,u meet d shock of ur life we u c her unclad with very small boobs(like quail egg size)&a tiny ass,u might eventually have trust issues with her&d marriage will start 2 crumble as a result of dat,cos she has deceived u in d 1st place.I have seen many ladies who use it&itz their type that usually shout "no sex till marriage"(not all though).
i'm not abusing ladies&i'm saying ladies should nt make up&make up is meant 2 enhance&embellish ur look,too much of it make u look like a masquerade &ladies shld try 2 like&accept d way they are created,even if u av a small boobs/ass or maybe u dont even have any,there'll always be a guy that will love u no matter how you look.

@op.....u b vegetarian? hw cum dere's no meat

i have decided nt 2 drink again because of d experience 1 of ma friends had-Dere was a particular evening we went 2 d bar,me knowing ma limit ordered 4 just 1 bottle of origin,bt d guy wanted 2 show dat he'z a professional in taking alcohol... so,he took 3 bottles of trophy& 2 bottles of red label.....after some mins,he started fighting kungfu inside d bar,b4 pple wil notice us we stylishly took him outside wea he started d kungfu display in full...we recorded d video.we managed 2 take him 2 d hostel,dat ws wea he started d real performance.... wen we were abt 2 reach d gate,a she goat passed by,then, he started shouting in yoruba language dat he wants 2 Bleep a goat(mo fe do ewure)..it was very funny,he started 2 unzip his trousers,dat ws wen we knw say na confirmed yawa b dat....we carried him&took him 2 his room&we locked d door...wen he woke around 2pm d next day...we showed him his recorded performance d previous day&he was dumbfounded.... he vowed neva 2 take alcohol again.

@op....u ar also a dog,wen u dey use ur big mouth chop fish,e dey sweet u.Besides,y did u go on a date wif him wen u knw dat u ar nt interested?...u stil call ur friend along,u wan suck im wallet dry......itz gud dat he disgraced u..so dat u'll learn ur lesson......btw,d guy is a mad bulldog 4 displaying such a silly character.... so d conclusion is--D TWO OF U ARE A PERFECT SPECIMEN OF A DOG.

alryt......next

make him drink otapiapia,or put some in his food........10k me later.

for those who have seen phones with ips&amoled display........will HD(amoled) dislpay b better than FHD(ips)......contributions pls.

I lyk adaobi12....

Op.....make i no lie u....d story swt die
u suppose give am dis topic--ADVENTURE OF THE GHOST RIDER....part 1
stil expectin part 2 sha

uhmm...

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As the face no fine, the back go fine na... [lol......wickedness on point,u guyz av crucified her.....] [quote author=francizy post=29680221]
As the face no fine, the back go fine na... [lol......wickedness on point,u guyz av crucified her]

g g

i think am 1 of d handsome guys in nairaland........u can check ma profile& confirm sha.....


www.nairaland.com/aktem

there were many funny nicknames we do call ourselves in sec skul.....lyk..

epon agbo(ram's penis)
epo akara
eyin iku(teeth of death)
smd(short man devil)
lamurin
tilapia..

..and so on