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PhonesRe: Who Has A Fairly Used Samsung Note 4 To Sale by aktem(m): 6:23pm On Jul 02, 2016
lol..45k for note 4?.....dis bro is a comedian.... even d uk used is around 70-80k
PhonesRe: Tecno C9 Or Lg G3(uk Used) by aktem(op): 6:18pm On Jul 02, 2016
mosjames:
Those Uk used phones though. I'd rather buy c9.
av u had any bad experience with uk used phones?.
I have bought a uk used phone b4 and it served me 4 almost three years b4 i discarded it..&besides,i can stil return it 2 d seller if it develops fault within two months &get anoda 1.....i believe datz a fair deal.
RomanceRe: I Am Tired Of My Boyfriend Ending Things But Then Calling Me Again To Apologize? by aktem(m): 11:13am On Jun 22, 2016
mumu pikin....always posting rubbish here,smh.
PhonesRe: Galaxy Note4 Or Tecno Camon C9 by aktem(m): 3:04pm On Jun 19, 2016
comparing note 4 to camon c9?....end timecdon cum o
PhonesRe: Reason I Dislike Tecno Phones by aktem(m): 7:59am On Jun 18, 2016
only a dumb person wil compare tecno 2 itel..besides,itel are also under tecno.av been using tecno phamton 2 for more than 3years&counting...the phone has no fault u listed above.
RomanceRe: My Sexcapades In College by aktem(m): 7:39am On Jun 15, 2016
nice 1 guy....av been following back 2 back...but wait o















y do i av d feeling dat part of dis story is fiction and it was made up by u? undecided
...anyways, fictions are necessary in a story 2 make it more interesting... bt notwithstanding, i give u KUDOS
RomanceRe: My Sexcapades In College by aktem(m): 7:38am On Jun 15, 2016
kul
PhonesTecno C9 Or Lg G3(uk Used) by aktem(op): 5:25pm On Jun 13, 2016
Have been planning on getting a new phone for a while now&i wanna get lg g3(uk used) for 50k...bt some days ago,i came accross d specs of camon c9 which really caught my attention.Tecno is a brand i lyk cause their phones are durable are rugged&it delivers,i have been using tecno phamton a2 since almost 4years ago&the phone is still in good condition..bt d fact is--we cant compare tecno to premium brands lyk-samsung,lg,htc&so on..that was y i decided 2 get lg g3(uk used) as my next phone,bt the specs of camon c9 is really amazing&i knw d price will b around 55-60k..making price of both phone in dsame price range.I'm really confused.... wic1 is better for me?
LG G3(uk used) or camon c9..i need ur opinions guys.
RomanceGuys,did I Do The Right Thing? by aktem(op): 4:01pm On May 24, 2016
For a while i have been thinking whether i did the right thing or nt.I have a friend i knew right from secondary school and he's been a good friend throughout my secondary school days,even till now.Though we ar nt too close again due 2 d fact dat we attended different universities bt we stil maintain contact.He has a gf wic was our junior in secondary school,i knew her bt we don't flow much.Recently the lady(his gf) and i met during my secondary school alumni meeting &she was more free wif me than b4 bt i didn't think it as an ominous sign of sometin unforseen,i rather thought it was a normal thing so i played along.
My friend is an intorvert type&i'm his opposite with a great sense of humor.we talked as if we've been close 4 a long time&i made her laugh very well during our conversation. Now the funny thing is-this lady knows my gf and they are close to some extent,my frnd also know my gf--so the four of us are just lyk circle of friends.So,we exchanged nòs dat day and ever since then,we do chat a lot.It got to a time dat she has made it a point of duty to call me everyday,telling me she misses my voice&she really wish 2 speak 2 me,dat was wen i knew dat sometin is definitely wrong bt i thought maybe tinz will calm down as tym goes on,bt reverse was the case..weeks later tinz go more crazy as she always initiate s*x talk during calls and chats...me being a sharp guy got her message and since i'm very good in dat,i gave her enough of dat,she said sometin shocking one day wic i pretended as if i didn't hear it....was she said implies dat she's Hot.
Eventually, months later she wanted 2 visit her sibling who happens to be in my school, wen she told me,i told her dat i'll b api 2 host her in my room and she said she'll b looking forward 2 it.I knew dat free toto was knocking on ma door already,so i prepared ma"surgical instrument" for her.she came 2 ma room,we talked, watched movies&i just rub her hand tru her thigh&she responded sharp sharp..bt ma conscience started disturbin me dat i want 2 betray ma frnd and he wont 4give me if he eventually get 2 knw wat happens, besides...&since he's a very nice person,i dont wanna repay good 4 evil all in d name of "pusssy"...i withdrew &tease her dat she has a sensitive skin&she smiled,she later went 2 her abode dat day.The next day,it was her call dat woke me asking wen i'll be free dat day,she wanna com 2 ma crib again....she later came in d evening wit a seductive cloth exposing her massive boobs&short skirt 4 easy "surgery"...immediately she entered,ma d**k was nodding seriously and very hard..... bt i stil controlled masef because i'll feel guilty if i f**k her...."ma gf do satisfy me with sex so,y wil i Bleep ma close frnd gf?"..i told masef...she made several moves dat day bt i pretended as if i did c it.she later left ma place with a frown face,bt i did nt care....she later left 4 her school&neither called nor "hi" me..she doesn't reply ma msgs again on whatsapp..bt i happy i didn't f**k up..bt BT lately,i felt i dulled masef,dat i shld av f**k her so hard....although i dont dull dat package on a normal day had it been dt she's just one ordinary lady... bt ma frnd is d only reason y i didn't do it.....guys,did i do d right tin or i f**k up?
PhonesRe: Super Amoled Vs Ips Lcs Display by aktem(m): 4:57pm On May 10, 2016
i knw most pple prefer amoled&super amoled 2 ips lcd display,incliding me,bt there ar som ips lcd display that are very kul.i once compared the display of lg g3(quad hd ips lcd display) with smasung note 3( full hd super amoled display),& lg g3 display is very sharp compared 2 samsung note 3 display.l,although Samsung display also is very good,bt i give lg g3 d winner....any1 dat has noticed wat i said can also contribute 2 wat i'm saying.
EducationRe: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by aktem(m): 9:22am On Mar 31, 2016
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EducationRe: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by aktem(m): 9:22am On Mar 31, 2016
my own nickname was "pendulum" cos i got a big d**k
EducationRe: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by aktem(m): 9:22am On Mar 31, 2016
my own mickname was "pendulum" cos i got a big d**k
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Earn Good Money From Academic Writing by aktem(m): 9:43am On Mar 26, 2016
Op.....i'm also interested,i really need it dis is my email jumong.ea47@gmail.com..10ks in adv
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vacancy For All Class by aktem(m): 7:56am On Jan 20, 2016
add me up .....07037055146
RomanceShld I Break Up With Her? by aktem(op): 2:53pm On Jan 06, 2016
we stated dating a year ago&everything was fyn until she told me abt a guy she met in 1 higher institution wea she had gone 2 do her post jamb.since then....almost everytime we chat,talk or engage in any conversation either fone call,whataspp,bbm or even wen we face 2 face...she will always mention d name of d guy&she'll always av sometin 2 say abt him...even during own private discussion (abt our relationship)..dis has been happening 4 long&@Ist,i didn't c anything wrong abt it...bt it later became too much &i'm trying 2 b patient with her so dat she wont say i'm complaining too much or jealous.
A month ago,she called me dat she needed some amt in d morning &i was doin my IT wea she stays so,i told her i'll branch @her side in d evening&give her,i went 2 her side in d evening&gave her d moni...bt she didn't say 10k u(though, datz doesn't mean much 2 me).so,when i got home,i called her&told her(nt with annoyance) dat weneva some1 give her sometin or renders a help,it might even nt b me,dat she told learn 2 say 10k u.then, she got angry&started blasting me dat hw much did 1 give her sef...dat,even wale(d guy she do talk abt always) wu went 2 d bank 2 send her moni did nt complain....dat statement hurt me 2 d core.she later apologized bt i understand d fact dat "anger makes a person expose d secret tinz goin on in his/her m"ind....so i can really c wea i stand in dat relationship.4rm my conclusion, i realize dat..is either she loves d guy or dere is a kind of secret relationship btw them(d guy also have a gf)....&d funny tin is dat she gained admission 2 d skul wea dat guy is&as an experienced guy, i knw what wil happen.
..since then,av been thinking whether 2 break up with her or turn her 2 a side chick.
I want mature advice pls.
RomanceGuys,what Will Be Your Reaction/action In Your Gf/wife Slaps You. by aktem(op): 7:46am On Dec 16, 2015
During a conversation with ma gf yesterday,she said she will slap me(jokingly),bt i also replied in a joking manner that i'll punch her face or break one of her hands,immediately,her mood changed, bt i dont fucking care.so,guys,if one thing lead 2 d oda&ur gf or wife slaps u real hard,what wil be ur reaction?.........
RomanceRe: Hey!irunoboo Is Real Oh! by aktem(m): 4:53pm On Dec 11, 2015
sometin tells me dat Izanami is irunobo with anoda acct......#fact#......dis is indeed end time.
RomanceRe: I Told Her Point Blank "Am Here To Help You Sexually" by aktem(m): 8:17am On Dec 07, 2015
#steady continuous GONKING#
RomanceRe: Guys, How Do You Feel When Your Lady Has A Male Bestie? by aktem(m):
end time
RomanceRe: Who Is Funnier Than MrCork? by aktem(m): 7:31am On Nov 25, 2015
i fink stupidity is more funny......read his comment&d thread he creates.....he kinda funny.
FoodRe: Female Blogger Makes Bread With Yeast From Her Vagina [PICS] by aktem(m): 8:45pm On Nov 24, 2015
I finally believe wat lasisi has been saying.....dis is truly an END TIME occurrence.
RomanceRe: Weird Creatures Of Nairaland by aktem(op): 11:00pm On Nov 21, 2015
[nice 1]My addition!



Iamlegend1
This guy is so weird, he has memes for everything. You can never figure him out.


I bet he'll post a picture on this thread! Who wants to bet? 500million dollars to nothing![/quote]
RomanceWeird Creatures Of Nairaland by aktem(op): 10:21pm On Nov 21, 2015
I have been in nairaland 4 a while now &i seen different personalities, bt recently, there are some creatures here whose character neva cease 2 amaze me&make me laugh sometimes.I can simply call them d "weird creatures of nairaland"

(1)Mrcock(no offense master)-this guy can "bash" any living organism,&after he has finish d "bashing",he'll always type "no offense".He has a Bsc&Msc in making pple an object of ridicule.

(2)Stupidity (gonking master)-This is anoda weird creature on nairaland.he always create threads with creepy&hilarious topics&his comments sometimes make u wonder if he's actually stupid or nt.My hope is dat his personality offline is d opposite of wat he does on nairaland,if nt..na gobe b dat.

(3)lasisi69(end time general overseer&superintendent)-This guy is d inventor of fast spreading "end time virus"which has penetrated&infiltrated d system of over 70% nairalanders.he has disciples(nairalanders infected wit "end time virus") in all sections of nairaland,datz y u'll always c d word "end time...." in almost every post on nairaland.I hope there will b a cure 4 dis "virus infection" soon.

(4)onila-truth b told,this lady is an "end time lady"(as postulated by lasisi69.she always has feelings&crush 4 married men,besides...a day wont pass without she complaining of guys touching a sensitive part of her body or pressing her boobs,In my opinion, i think she needs deliverance.

nairalanders,add ur own.............&let d fun begin.
FamilyRe: How Facebook Relationship Ended 11-yr-old Marriage by aktem(m): 7:43am On Nov 21, 2015
uhmm....end time husband, end time wife.
RomanceRe: Why Do Pretty Girls Like Begging Guys For Money?? by aktem(m): 10:26pm On Nov 20, 2015
END TIME COUNTER THREAD
RomanceRe: Nairalanders.. Rate Ma Pic by aktem(m): 10:18pm On Nov 20, 2015
we ar truly in d end time.
RomanceGuys,can U Date A Taller Lady? by aktem(op): 2:33pm On Nov 20, 2015
i'm a guy of an average height of 5.8inches&i av a gf taller than me by 1/2inch or max of 1inch.Sometimes,she do joke abt our individual height ,telling me dat she,s taller than me&i do play along think it was just an ordinary joke,bt yesterday, she was telling me in a joking manner that,if she tells pple dat she is older,they wil believe her cos she's taller,d joke sounded somehow awkward 2 me,bt i didn't react cos it wil sound immature of me.itz nt dat i have low self esteem&av dated tall ladies b4 her,most of dem ar of dsame height wif me.after i dropped d call,i begin 2 wonder if i had made a good choice dating her.so,guys...can u date taller ladies?
RomanceRe: If A Guy Grabs Your Boobs Unexpectedly, What Should You Do? by aktem(m): 7:36am On Nov 20, 2015
end time onila...na only u?....na everytime guys dey touch u,couple of weeks ago...u said a guy ws touching ur laps in a bus,now,na ur boobs dem dey smooch.... na so u fine reach?...smh

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