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Family / Re: How Do You Cope With Pressure To Cheat On Your Spouse? by Aku8702: 11:18pm On Jul 05, 2018
zeb04:
I am just 24 and married.I get a lot questions like are you really married and stuff on a daily esp at work.

How do I cope with looking at all the young handsome Bobos who want my attention all day?


I think of how I would feel if my partner starts to give attention to all the wanabis he meets everyday at work or clubs.


Go and sleep...you perfectly sound childish just like your age.

Whot kids like you do in a topic like this, is just to sit, listen, and learn
Politics / Re: Olusegun Obasanjo Begins Work At NOUN As Students Facilitator (Photos) by Aku8702: 4:07pm On Jul 05, 2018
Mylove55:
These thief obj is close to his death.
He will not pass this year.
You can confirm from the first picture.


You a confused mungus operantinum

A bunch of ascamentinium scaling uncomputable adikwandus


For making such a helitic statement, your type is suffering from hydrophilia

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Politics / Re: Owerri: Roads And Roundabouts Flooded by Aku8702: 10:00am On Jul 05, 2018
Millenniumlady:
What tribalism are you talking about ? mind you I'm an igbo lady so I have the right to say what I want to......Hope it helps smiley

Shut your stinking mouth up

Because you are an Igbo, daz y u should be talking rubbish.

You are such a disgrace to the entire Igbo nation

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Politics / Re: Fg Approves N206bn For 2nd Niger Bridge by Aku8702: 9:33am On Jul 05, 2018
Another campaign scam process


Daura is your permanent base come 2019

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Romance / Re: Man Proposes To Girlfriend On A Boat In The Middle Of A River (Photos) by Aku8702: 10:43pm On Jul 04, 2018
delugajackson:
Alcohol and love are the official sponsors of madness. Why go through all this stress just to propose? You boarded a boat, a fĂșckin speed boat and took it to the middle of the sea just to pop the question. To what end?

If you are my fiancee and you are envisioning something like this, you better snap out of it. In fact, if you're lucky enough, I might just throw the ring over to you and you better catch it.


Oga/madam.....you are just a hater...a jealous one for that matter

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Carrying Load On Her Head For Her 33rd Birthday by Aku8702: 3:36pm On Jun 10, 2018
Antipob777:
All this Igbo girls and notice me. See how ugly and shapeless she is.

Nonsense


Bad mouth...show your face let's see how beautiful you are

Bad mouth with bad odour

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Politics / Re: PHOTO: Gov. Aregbesola Visits Gov. Ambode by Aku8702: 10:45am On Jun 10, 2018
Osun state Governor Rauf Aregbesola paid a visit to Lagos state Governor Akinwunmi Ambode at the state house in Ikeja




Everything turns news, even when both governors match their food on the ground all are still news.


Abeg who cook better jollof rice today abeg

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Politics / Re: #ChibokGirls : Dorcas Yakubu Celebrates 20th Birthday In Boko Haram Custody by Aku8702: 12:05pm On Jun 08, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
My the creator bring you home safely



Oyibo....in other words (ingirishi)
Celebrities / Re: Buhari, Tobi Bakre, Small Doctor, Kunle Afolayan, Sound Sultan Meet (Photos) by Aku8702: 7:45am On Jun 08, 2018
Not even a single Nwa okorobia igbo in the meeting
NYSC / Re: Lagos Corper Accused Of Stealing An Iphone Finally Speaks, Says "I'm Not A Thief by Aku8702: 8:14pm On Jun 07, 2018
Guess her only intention with the iPhone was just to take

a clear picture of her NYSC uniform....and that will be

The excuse she will be giving for unlawfully taking the

Phone.
Celebrities / Re: This Wall Painting Of Cardi B In Brooklyn That Looks Like Tonto Dikeh by Aku8702: 1:55pm On Jun 04, 2018
Ehmmm!

And who is Toto dike?

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Celebrities / Re: Mark Angel Celebrates His Birthday With Cute Photo by Aku8702: 2:42pm On May 27, 2018
And who says his 27yrs.

So somebody can't say his celebrating his birthday on the 27th again.
Reasons why English Language is the most failed exams in our country.

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Politics / Re: Nairalander has been Elected as State Organising Secretary Of APC Sokoto State by Aku8702: 11:29am On May 26, 2018
Mr organization secretary.... How do we now tap a little from the national moi moi??

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Business / Re: What Fast Moving Good(s) Does The Nigerian Market Need? by Aku8702: 11:21am On May 26, 2018
Tomatoes.... Omo even your mama and babe can't do without it on a weekly bases
Okro.....nwanyi nnewi for my junction, omo if you see as guys the down hot EBA with okro soup
Me too,as nwaofor Igbo...give me one bottle of alcohol with aboki suya #500 to step down the hustle with my legs high while reading una funny comments on nairaland
Finally even buhari and dangote need do some shavings to look good...brotherly invest on some other little business like ikpu isi ( barbing) that one too the pay

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Celebrities / Re: No Sex Until Marriage: Linda Ikeji Is Wrong For Getting Pregnant - Funto Ibitoye by Aku8702: 8:02am On May 26, 2018
Ehh!!
Aunty funto Dont worry
I will include ur name on the list of those that will come rubbing powder when Linder delivers her baby.
So no need for that notice me attitude of yours
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: When The Interviewer Asks You If YOU Have Any Questions For THEM by Aku8702: 7:49am On May 26, 2018
1 Sir we all believe in miracle right?
2 Sir can I be automatically made the excutive director of the company now?
3 Sir if my request is been accepted and I become your boss, won't you come for my thanks giving service as one of my staff? grin

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Education / Re: JAMB Speaks On How It Will Work If UTME Forms Sell For N500 by Aku8702: 7:32am On May 26, 2018
Even if jamb form fees are been slashed to #500 per applicant, the board is still a one chance and a scam.....scrapping it out of the educational system should be the best alternative
Travel / Re: 26 Unusual Vehicle Wheels And Tyres Spotted On Roads by Aku8702: 4:55pm On May 10, 2018
FTC
Crime / Re: Lagos Traffic Robbers With Toy Guns Arrested By Police (Photos) by Aku8702: 1:27pm On May 10, 2018
Na wa

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