Ishilove:


I am not sure guys wash their down below. They prolly just splash water on their balls and fly out the bathroom, hence the preponderance of stinky boxers worldwide. Gross.

Now that dem don expose una secret, you guys are saying the thread doesn't make sense. Male chauvinism at it's peak...

That could preferably be your boyfriend(s) that doesnt wash their blokos and boxers.

Take your time and stop generalising.

2undexy:
Hello Nairalanders!

I have been dating this my gurl since June last year and we did almost everythin in common.
But the mystery behind our relationship is that she'd never ask for anything nor receive anything I gift 2 her. Though we've never had ssex before cos am not a fornicator.

The only thing she has ever receive from me is #200 airtime, and anytime i want to give her maybe some money or gift, she tells me she is not a materialistic lady that I should keep those things till further notice (imagine?).

Pls Nairalanders, should i back out of this relationship or do you think she's the right girl for me?

you are not alone in this situation. My girl of two yrs, still counting, is a good reference to your case and i thinks girls of such are very rare in our society today. i dnt joke with her at all. infact she has been the best thing that has ever happened to me in my relationship life.
Just keep your fingers crossed and be doing the needful, then watch how the whole drama would unfold.

Akshow:
hmmmmm..... JONATHAN EBELE AZIKIWE ANSWER THE
FOLLOWING QUESTIONS : * In 2008 when
Obasanjo picked you to be Yaradua's running
mate who were the people that first kicked
against your candidacy? The Ijaws did. Their
reason was that the 2 years as governor in
Bayelsa you did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Till
date, your erra is still termed the worst in
Bayelsa. * Why did Obasanjo find it difficult to
sell you to his allies and PDP as Yaradua's
running mate? You Jonathan had a case with
EFCC has documents proved you embezzled
N9,000,000,000 (NINE BILLION NAIRA) while
your wife Patience laundered $4,000,000
(FOUR MILLION DOLLARS) all these within
two years. * Ebele, who was your biggest
opposition in becoming Yaradua's running
mate? The answer is EDWIN CLARK. The man
who today is your mouth piece and who is
pretending loves you the most. * Azikiwe,
amongst other tricks, what did you do to
gather public sympathy? You Mr Deceitful
sent people to blow up part of your house in
Bayelsa to make it look like it was your
political opponents. The SSS released a
report which you guys later hid to debunk
your dubious claim. * Jonathan, when
Yaradua made you to be in charge of
negotiations with the Niger Delta Militants,
who were those who objected and what was
their reasons? Asari, Tompolo, and Boyloaf.
Their reason being that you are not sincere in
the Niger Delta course but only after your
pocket. SHOULD I GO ON? * What was your
agreement with PDP regarding a 2nd term.
You promised and even swore you will go for
a SINGLE TERM *Why did you jail James Ibori
and forced Aoandoka to go underground? To
revenge their utmost loyalty to the late
Yaradua . * Did you fulfill your agreement to
Tinubu and others even when they had to
betray their party at that last minute in order
to canvass for you. ABSOLUTELY NO. * How
did you try to mock and tarnish Obasanjo?
You didn't only remove all his loyalist from
your government, you also made sure you
made his enemies your closest allies. You
don't need me to start calling names right? *
Who is Jonathan's BIGGEEST Northern Ally?
Alli Modu Sherrif. The CHIEF SPONSOR OF
BOKO HARAM. AWAY FROM POLITICS. * You
promised Nigerians incentives in order to
remove subsidy. Things like stable power,
metro buses (in Lagos and Abuja), full road
rehabilitation etc. MR LIAR WHERE ARE THEY.
* Obasanjo's government brought GSM
amongst other things, Yaradua's short time in
government brought RULE OF LAW. Jonathan
what has yours brought? NOTHING EXCEPT
INCREASE IN CORRUPTION. * Never in the
history of Nigeria has all institutions
witnessed as much strike as yours.
*Jonathan WHERE ARE THE CHIBOK GIRLS. *
Jonathan what in Heaven's name do you
need FIVE presidential jet for even with the
high rate of poverty in the land. * Ebele, the
ONLY Nigerian president that tried all means
to DIVIDE Nigeria along Religion and Ethnic
line. * The ONLY AFRICAN PRESIDENT THAT
OPENLY CELEBRATES CRIMINALS AND EX
CONVICTS. Kashamu, Alameisia (or
whatever), Bode George. * Jonathan will
rather gallivant with Nollywood stars than
have a session with those brains who are
truly making Nigerians proud both Home and
Abroad. Or better Still, compose a comforting
message to the people of North East. Nigeria
as at today HAS NO GOVERNMENT. We
provide our water - borehole. We provide our
light - generator/ inverter We provide our
security - high fence/ cctv We provide our
education - private school. We produce fuel
yet pay the most in the world. We have no
motorable federal road. A BIG SHAME
NIGERIA HAS NO NATIONAL CARRIER. HIGH
Uneployment in the land. High rate of
Corruption (the CLOWN wants to curb
corruption with technology). JONATHAN YOU
ARE A FAILURE!!! Even if WE give you 10
terms ( 40 YEARS). YOU WILL STILL NOT
TAKE US TO THE PROMISE LAND.

This is really an eye opener.

Moderate,handy and pointed boobi rocks jare! All these extra large boobi is frustrating.

dechandel:
Mkpari kwa?
No na
After one year on an exotic island with the kids,The 26million go just finish

I'm only looking out for our future here

Go and marry and stop being choosy. Biological clock is perpetually ticking.

Raymondenyi:
This is arrant nonsense n stupidity of the highest order dat I have evver learnt; what kind of human beign are u? Re u even sane? What kinda immaturity is this? So because ur broda bump into u in d bbathroom u shy n can't go out to even eat? Don't u think u really need a psychiatrist to manage ur mental instability? Well if u don't I think u do need 1

Which sibling doesn't bump into anoda of d opposite sex occassionally; in a house living togeda 4 at least 2 decade!!!

Ibeg senseless n useless topics like this really provokes me to no small extent; I just hate raising dust unecessarily...


Mtcheeeeeewwww!!! Sick people!!!

My Brother, thank you very much cos you just said my mind. The young girl truly truly needs a mental check up. @ op, at dat time wen u are totally naked in front of ur boyfriend/boyfriends, and he would be handling your twin towers vigorously, u spread ur legs wide apart and be receiving his reckless pounding inside ur honeywell, u dnt feel ashamed then abi?. How den could u stupidly be ashamed because ur own blood brother, i mean ur blood brother u grew up wit in d same house with,suddenly and unknowingly saw u naked, and since den u locked urself inside ur room. is it nt stupidity?

I severally use to walk into my sisters rooms and sometimes, i do see dem unclad, ditto to me too, yet nobody even cares about dat. We still end up playing and crack jokes as usual. Even if i am d most sexually active man in d whole world, dat will never make my body system to change at d sight of my blood sister's nudity...impossible!

what a nonsense post...mctheeww.

Abagworo:


I guess you are not on ground then. All those schools you mentioned have already been touched or are under restructuring. At least it took less than 4 years to do all that.

These are views of Emmanuel College from Wetheral and Douglas Roads

Thank you my dear, leave that higleddy-pigleddy that called himself a living being.

Kenai:


You're the only one feeding off hearsay, you bloody nincompoop.
Post the pictures of those 305 different schools and stop spewing trash. Do you think you're talking to a guy who doesn't live here?

Would you like me to post pictures of Government Secondary School (GSSO) which still hasn't changed even after he assumed office since 2011?
What about Emmanuel College? No be state school too?
Holy Ghost College nko? Are these schools not part of Owelle's state? Why are they excluded from his fake revolution?
Owerri Girls College nko?
Ikenegbu Girl College kwanu? These schools are still the same way they were when he met them, but he keeps spreading nonsense propaganda about his nonexistent 305 schools.
You want me to keep going? What about Government Technical College? Is the school still not as terrible as it was when he came in?

You're a f0cking bastard for coming at me like that when I am, by FAR, more informed than you are.
Your bastard clown of a governor screamed about building 305 schools when the pre-existing ones are in a state of total disrepair. Is "rehabilitation" an alien word to your dumbass Rochas? What happened to fixing the existing ones before constructing the new ones on the pages of his propaganda newspapers?
The same way the bastard said he was building 27 general hospitals spread across all the LGAs yet the pre-existing general hospital is in shambles, plagued by decaying infrastructure and disenfranchised staff! Is that the type of mooorooon you choose to celebrate?
Does "Fiscal Prudence" mean anything to you and that dumbass you're supporting here?

Trash!

HELLO MR GOOD FOR NOTHING LITTLE CHAP! HOW OLD ARE YOU?AINT YOU ASHAMED OF HOW YOU ARE BUSY EXHIBITING YOUR TOUTISH AND INSANITY IN PUBLIC? ITS OBVIOUS THAT YOU MUST BE PASSING THROUGH SOME KIND OF FRUSTRATION IN YOUR LIFE AND ITS QUITE AFFECTING YOUR PSYCHOLOGICAL MANNER OF REASONING. IF YOU THINK THAT ROCHAS ADMINISTRATION HAVE NOT ACHIEVED A LANDMARK AND OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT IN IMO STATE, THEN YOU GO TO HELL AND BURN TO ASHES OR BETTER STILL, CALL YOUR FATHER TO ASCEND THE SEAT (THAT SHOULD BE IN D DREAM ANYWAY).
FOR YOUR INFO YOU MANNERLESS AND IRRESPONSIBLE CREATURE, I NEVER HAD TIME TO READ ALL OF THOSE NONSENSE YOU WROTE ABOVE, COS I'M TOO BUSY WITH MY LIFE TO START READING A PIECE OF WRITE UP FROM ONE INDIAN HEMP SMOKER.
KEEP ON CRYING WOLF COS YOU AND YOUR BRAINLESS POLITICAL PAY MASTER(S) HAVE ALREADY FAILED WOEFULLY COME THIS FEB
2015. ROCHAS MUST[/i], I REPEAT MUST[i] KEEP GOVERNING IMO STATE TILL 2019. RUBISHHHHH!

YOU ARE A GOOD EXAMPLE OF THIS PICTURE BELOW

januzaj:
come2015...he ll shed elephant tears
Buhari till BANCE wins world sexiest player

Jonathan met with the Queen of
England.
He asked her:
JONATHAN: How do you run such an efficient
government? Are there any tips u can give to me?
I want to help Nigeria.
"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing
is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
Jonathan frowned, and then asked,"But how do i
know the people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen replied, "Oh, that's easy, you just ask
them to answer an intelligent riddle.
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom.
"Please send David Cameron in here, would you?"
David Cameron walked into the room and
said,"Yes, your majesty?"
The Queen smiled and said,"Answer this riddle.
David, your mother and father have a child, it is
not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is
it? "Without pausing for a minute David Cameron
answered,"that would be me." Yes, very good,"said
the Queen.
Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice
President Sambo
JONATHAN: Answer this. Your mother and your
father have a child, it's not your brother and it's
not your sister, who is it?
SAMBO:."I'm not sure, let me get back to you."
He asked all his staff in the Office but none could
give him an answer. Finally, one day, VP Sambo
ran into Dora Akunyili.
Sambo asked, Dora,
SAMBO: Your mother and father have a child and
it's not your brother or sister,who is it?"
Dora answered sharply, "That's easy, its me!"
Sambo smiled,and said "Thanks!"
Then he went back to speak with President
Jonathan.
Sambo: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It's
Dora Akunyili!
Jonathan got angry,he said to Sambo. "No wonder
Nigeria isn't moving forward, I am Surrounded by
Dummies.! The answer is David Cameron!"

lolzzz...i don laff so tey my stomach don dey pain me oo!

Kenai:


Rochas did not build 305 schools, you lying iddiot.
The only he built was the renovation of the former Township School, just opposite the Dan Anyiam Stadium.

If you feel otherwise, kindly show us pictures of just 20 of the NEWLY built Rochas schools. Bloody shill.

Hey Mr Man, you better seal your mouth if you have nothing relevant to say. it's obvious you re writing this trash under d medium of hearsay. Go to Imo State and see Okorocha's freshly built modern school buiildings all over Imo state. Owelle we know 2015-19. Haters should embrace high tension.

blemon44:
okorocha will never rule Imo state again

TAAA!! NWATA MECHIE ONU GI. WOT DO U KNW ABT POLITICS!! OWELLE REMAINS D GOVERNOR OF IMO STATE TILL 2019. ITS UNDISPUTABLE.

You are high on some unadultrated substance

But sincerely, Pucci can smell oo! kai...Well,the reason y more emphasies on genital odour is focused mainly on the females folks are as follows- menstrual cycle which d odour may vary throughout d period,
-Every vagina is filled with naturally occurring bacteria, and bacteria vaginosis is simply an overgrowth of that bacteria, thereby causing a very irritating kind of smell.
-Ovulation period (there are obviously some discharges during this period also).
-Sweating can cause a vaginal smell also.
-Urinating without cleaning off (using tissue) some remains of urine from d pucci, worst case scenario is wen d pubic hairs is bushy etc.
-Wearing dirty and menstrual or ovulated stained panties.
This is d more reason y women should ensure bathing regularly, so as to avoid strange and unwanted smells oozing. This can put a man off. Men should as well take cue to this odour precautions.

As for us here in Kinshasha, we dnt have a special venue for bleeping. Forest, road, bus,clinic, office...name them.

niggi4life:
Let the truth be told, there is nothing more attractive, more seductive than staring at those huge melons on your woman's chest, i am so much in love with large boobies, they make a normal man crave for sex anytime

i support you bro, though my girl's boobs falls among the small category. but i love it like that.

Nonso23:
This guy na otondo.
She pointed out her fiance to you amongst the gentlemen deliberating upon her marriage rites and you couldn't even walk up to the man to narrate your story with juicier and raunchier contents.
I'm sure the fiance would have ended the engagement there and then if you did (ego trips) and you too would have been satisfied.
It will be 1 - 1
She wastes your 2 years, you scatter her engagement.
No cheating.

Chai my Man!! we have the same mindset here oo!!

lurex2rhyme:
op r u openin dis thread 4rm d hotel rum or afta doin it u cum 2 ask u 4 advise. by d way in dis small naija a married woman leave her house witout goin on a biz trip nor seminar. booked an hotel rum 4 3dayz. wer was her husband?op remember in africa men dnt take rubbish oo. beside she got pregnant wen u wer datin her dat shows she was nt only fucking bt fucking witout condom. sha i only c dis on hollywood. wat is d title sha. once beaten thrice shy

My guy, you absolutely right @ the bolded. @ op, it's quite obvious that you are A BIG TIME M U M U as your name implies.
Your w h o r e girlfrnd was busy sharing her pvssy to both the old and young male folks while you were away, even without condom. Was she not with her senses or remember the love she has for you when she was busy spreading her legs to that man and the man in turn was busy pouring his hot akamu inside her.
If you love your life you better disconnect any form of connection you have with her before you run into some kind of trouble that you will live to regret for the rest of your life. She bite you at the head without fear of your hairs, and you should bite her at her bottom without fear of her faeces.

Gboliwe:


@ your story. Strange I must say. I would never fall victim not by my strength though.

@Seun, how did P I M P now mean "love vendor". Chai! This word censor doesn't make sense. Imagine "love vendor my laptop" how is that done?

i wonder oo! Oga Seun!

engrfcuksmtin:
go and die

Go and die

Gboliwe:


Or Boniface. . .

@topic, what a story! If they'd just stolen the money, I'd understand but with this addition of A4 paper? I don't buy it. Moreover, why would you carry such sum on you? You be ATM? Are we not supposed to be in a cashless economy?

Gboliwe:


Or Boniface. . .

@topic, what a story! If they'd just stolen the money, I'd understand but with this addition of A4 paper? I don't buy it. Moreover, why would you carry such sum on you? You be ATM? Are we not supposed to be in a cashless economy?

Oga, i dnt blame your doubtedness cos such have not happened to you before. This guys uses charm to manipulate the victims. I was once a victim of these hoodlums. I boarded the taxi from Oyibo to Garrisson to love-vendor my barley-a-month brand new laptop. I was carrying the laptop inside the laptop bag. Two guys and a lady was sitting at the back of the car, while a guy was sitting at the front of the car, with me sitting at the extreme door with the guy in front, keeping my laptop bag on my laps. After covering a short distance from where I entered, the driver instructed me to close the door very well. On the process of trying to open and close the door, the guy beside me started shouting beyond control that his finger got stucked in the door lock. Immediately, the driver stopped. The guy was still shouting on top of his voice, on the process, i opened the car door in order to free his finger and by then i had already came down with my bag. To my greatest surprise, the guy closed the door and they zoomed off. with nothing in mind, i had to enter another car, still feeling the normal weight and size of my laptop in my laptop bag. On getting to Garrisson at the shop i was to love-vendor the laptop. I opened my laptop bag, lo and behold a rectangular interlock stone inside my laptop bag. Oh my God! it was was like hell that day. i was forcing myself to wake up, thinking i was dreaming. I nearly ran mad that day. So you better believe op story.

Gboliwe:


Or Boniface. . .

@topic, what a story! If they'd just stolen the money, I'd understand but with this addition of A4 paper? I don't buy it. Moreover, why would you carry such sum on you? You be ATM? Are we not supposed to be in a cashless economy?

Oga, i dnt blame your doubtedness cos such have not happened to you before. This guys uses charm to manipulate the victims. I was once a victim of these hoodlums. I boarded the taxi from Oyibo to Garrisson to love-vendor my barley-a-month brand new laptop. I was carrying the laptop inside the laptop bag. Two guys and a lady was sitting at the back of the car, while a guy was sitting at the front of the car, with me sitting at the extreme door with the guy in front, keeping my laptop bag on my laps. After covering a short distance from where I entered, the driver instructed me to close the door very well. On the process of trying to open and close the door, the guy beside me started shouting beyond control that his finger got stucked in the door lock. Immediately, the driver stopped. The guy was still shouting on top of his voice, on the process, i opened the car door in order to free his finger and by then i had already came down with my bag. To my greatest surprise, the guy closed the door and they zoomed off. with nothing in mind, i had to enter another car, still feeling the normal weight and size of my laptop in my laptop bag. On getting to Garrisson at the shop i was to love-vendor the laptop. I opened my laptop bag, lo and behold a rectangular interlock stone inside my laptop bag. Oh my God! it was was like hell that day. i was forcing myself to wake up, thinking i was dreaming. I nearly ran mad that day. So you better believe op story.

engrfcuksmtin:
Please who is Tambuwal? We don't know him here in Bethlehem

M u m u!

I really do bro! them strong bt God pass them.

phemolisti:


seemed u are d only that understand me......i tried to avoid it but she won't let me be

@ op, you are in luv with an Arab Man huh? Handsome and wealthy Naija guys don finish abi?

@ op, i really understand your plight. Have you actually encountered a situation where your woman would go extra mile to annoy you, irrespective of how you tried to resist her troubles? i am never a lover of women bullying, Infact i detest it.
There was a day my girl over-stretched my anger beyond my control. Before i could realise myself, my palms had already jammed her cheek with an amazing sound. I later apologised to her though. What i'm trying to point out here is, sometimes these girls derives joy in making one go gaga.