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Crime / Re: A Lady Found Dead Along Ughelle-Warri Road (Photos) by Akuneshiobike(m): 3:13pm On May 01, 2017
Young women has now turned into a sacrificial object...anyway, I blame their greediness.
Romance / Re: Checkout This Chat Between Wizkid And A Pretty Girl On Instagram by Akuneshiobike(m): 12:47pm On Apr 10, 2017
Oloshos everywhere

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Education / Re: FUTO Graduate Dies Days After Making Scary Facebook Post (Photos) by Akuneshiobike(m): 10:38am On Mar 31, 2017
I graduated with the elder brother in FUTO. RIP Uche.
Crime / Re: Jumia Delivery Man Killing: Suspects Interrogation Video by Akuneshiobike(m): 9:52pm On Mar 29, 2017
What a world!!
Religion / Re: Sleeping In A Room Where A Dead Body Was Buried. by Akuneshiobike(m): 7:25pm On Mar 21, 2017
Ayblaize:

One room per 'corpse' ke.. . 'Female corpse packed her luggage ke ' .....you Prolly meant 'Corper' smiley
Lol...typo error bro. Modified.

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Religion / Re: Sleeping In A Room Where A Dead Body Was Buried. by Akuneshiobike(m): 5:50pm On Mar 21, 2017
I had virtually the similar experience during my NYSC in one of the south-south state in 2010. Myself and two other corpers were aassigned to occupy d four bedroom flat. We had to take it one room per corper, remaining one, which was locked with a padlock. Unknowingly to us, it was d owner of the house that was buried in that room, and its his brother, who was a teacher rented us d house. After some weeks of staying in the that we confirmed by the villagers that the owner was buried there. The female corper among us parked her luggages and relocated elsewhere, while me and the other male corper remained. It was quite fearful at the beginning though, but we overcame the fear after few months.
Crime / Re: Vampire: Untold Story Of His Capture by Akuneshiobike(m): 12:07pm On Mar 17, 2017
Ok
TV/Movies / Re: Why Do Nigerians Love Efe, BBNaija Housemate, So Much? by Akuneshiobike(m): 4:07pm On Mar 06, 2017
Tonto007:
i dont know what naija like abt him...i tink he already begged his fans or followers on twitter to help him vote. ..thats all...hes too young. ..ugly and non charismatic. ..i tink ttt and bisola are more matured and has the charisma to win dis money...let efe wait for his time
Detractor!

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Crime / Re: Policemen Shoot Sporadically To Celebrate The Death Of 'Vampire'. Photos/ Video by Akuneshiobike(m): 10:17pm On Mar 02, 2017
End of the road for him
Politics / Re: Why We Raided Peace Corps, Arrested Commandant, Others - Nigerian Police by Akuneshiobike(m): 8:53am On Mar 02, 2017
Is it going to be a crime if the Peace Corp bill finally gets implemented by FG, thereby reducing the level of unemployment rate that is overwhelming the country? Or can we say its not part of the job creation Nigerians re craving for?
Most of you spewing rubbish here about Peace Corp have our sisters, brothers, friends and well wishers into the ongoing exercise. Is it a crime if we pray for them to gain employment through this medium? Some people should please reason reasonably.
Politics / Re: Buhari Has Crohn’s Disease, Loses Weight & Can't Eat - Sahara Reporters by Akuneshiobike(m): 9:52am On Mar 01, 2017
He can serve as oor UK embassador to Nigeria. I don't think we still need him.

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Celebrities / Re: Rare Photo Of Tonto Dikeh Breastfeeding Her Son Debuts Online by Akuneshiobike(m): 10:59am On Feb 23, 2017
Deeypeey:
Imagine ds on a newspaper frontpage...

TONTO DIKE BREASTFEEDS HER SON!!!
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Incase u dnt know,Nairaland is even bigger than most newspapers....so aw can it be on Nairaland's frontpage?!
I dnt know the dumb Mods that push stories like ds to the frontpage...is Nairaland that scarce of meaningful news?!
my dear oo ! I no longer understand these bunch of dunce called mods and their stvpid style of operation here on Nairaland. Pls oo, u can go ahead and ban me, I don't give a bleep.
Celebrities / Re: Moesha Babiinoti Boduong And Pete Edochie On Set (Photos) by Akuneshiobike(m): 10:44pm On Feb 22, 2017
I tire for girls and their fakes life. Who is she deceiving with that photoshopped pix...nonsense!
Romance / Re: Girls And Their Wahala by Akuneshiobike(m): 9:48am On Feb 19, 2017
Our UK based presdo must hear this grin
Celebrities / Re: Charly Boy Blasts NLC: ''I Will Not Tolerate Their Ways'' by Akuneshiobike(m): 10:14am On Feb 11, 2017
NLC...ndi eriri eri
Family / Re: Two Ladies Declared Missing In Abuja (Photo) by Akuneshiobike(m): 2:05pm On Jan 28, 2017
The left from the house just yesterday according to the date stated above. So why in a hurry to declare them missing, even to the extent of posting their images on social media. Mtcheww!!!

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Investment / Re: My MMM Story -the Money, The Madness And The Miracle by Akuneshiobike(m): 6:27pm On Jan 15, 2017
MMM
Romance / Re: I Want To Break Up With Her But I'm Confused. by Akuneshiobike(m): 12:34pm On Dec 29, 2016
Lol...my fellow man is emotionally down than his girlfriend, who doesn't care about his existence.Since ur conscience cannot talk to u, maybe u need a soothsayer to tell u that she is done with u.

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Romance / Re: Is It Adviceable I Move On Or Plead For The Last Time? by Akuneshiobike(m): 7:22pm On Dec 19, 2016
This was d similar case I had with my wife during d period of our dating, this made her to take me for granted, even up till d first year of our marriage. A time came that i swore never to continue to apologise to her. Since her notice of my change of attitude, she's now d chief begger whenever we have misunderstanding. Apply my experience to urs and thank me later.

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Fashion / Re: 7 Annoying Things Ladies Do When They Are Dressed To Kill by Akuneshiobike(m): 9:21pm On Dec 18, 2016
I want to fvck. Will comment wen I cum.
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels' Skimpy Outfit Gets Her Blasted By Fans by Akuneshiobike(m): 10:49pm On Dec 17, 2016
I don't pity these type of girls, even if she's 10yrs of age, I don't care. I will certainly fvck her like an Ashawo, even go ahead to pour my akamu all over her body.
Romance / Re: What Lesson Did Your Last Relationship Teach You? by Akuneshiobike(m): 11:20am On Dec 14, 2016
GentlemanUnltd:
1. Even when you want to break up, do it peacefully because you might again meet and need the person in future.

And....

2. Never you trust a woman, even when they seem loving and caring, they can easily backstab and betray your love and trust for them.

Finally...

3. Women, I mean all women have one problem or another, you can only know this when they become close to you. Its either she is facing family problem, or her past still hunt her, or she is facing financial problem, or she is facing academical problem, or she sees her period irregularly or she is always having stomach ache, or she finds it hard to love or .... just too numerous to mention.

To those ladies that intend to quote me and post trash, kindly know that I am not a kid in age and as at the last count I have dated 22 girls, from almost all tribes, religion, etc, so I know what I am saying, Nigeria women are all problematic.

And an advice to my fellow men...

4. Use every opportunity to fvck your gf pussy whenever it stares at you because she could dump you for another guy the next day morning no matter how much she claim to love you.

Final whistle...

5. Women crave for dick more than men crave for pussy.
U nailed it just at the rightful spot...u too much bro.

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Romance / Re: . by Akuneshiobike(m): 1:56pm On Dec 12, 2016
Mrnairalandd:


My G, you need to see my dickk, it went down zuuuuuuuuuuuuu and became 0.69 inch in size straight up. My dickk shrank to the nearest hair on my balls...

It took me one week to resurrect it... As at today, it still struggling to get back to its glory days
This got me rolling on the floor...Guy u re funny.
Sports / Re: Photos From Football Legend Kanu Nwankwo's Children Carnival Holding At Owerri by Akuneshiobike(m): 8:14am On Dec 12, 2016
Sometimes I wonder if Papilo and his brother, Ogbonna re twins. They re always seen together. What a great love that exist between them. God bless u papilo, my hero!

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Politics / Re: Church Building Mishap: Akwa Ibom Governor Orders Arrest Of Contractor by Akuneshiobike(m): 7:57am On Dec 12, 2016
boman2014:
Akwa Ibom state governor, Udom Emmanuel has also
ordered the arrest of the contractor of the collapsed
building.



A high-powered panel of inquiry to ascertain the immediate and
remote causes leading to the collapse of the building with a view
to forestalling the recurrence of such incident and bring to book
persons found to have compromised professional standards in
the construction of the building.


Governor Udom Emmanuel also has declared Sunday and
Monday two days of mourning for victims of the church building
collapse.




The 2-day mourning period will be rounded off with a Solemn
Assembly at the Banquet Hall of the Government House, Uyo on
Monday December 12, 2016 by 4.pm prompt.



The State Government will bear the medical cost of all those
injured as we have never had such a shocking incident in the
history of our dear state.



The Governor urges all citizens and friends of the state to continue
to pray for the speedy recovery of those injured in this incident.


Akwa Ibom State Governor Udom Emmanuel on Saturday
escaped death at the Reigners Bible Church where he attended the
Bishopric Enthronement of the church’s founder, Apostle Akan
Weeks.



www.thekillerpunch.com/church-building-mishap-akwa-ibom-governor-orders-arrest-contractor/

lalasticlala
Those incompetent and quack contractors re worth arresting
Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Moan During Love Making? by Akuneshiobike(m): 12:21pm On Dec 06, 2016
OZAOEKPE:

BUHARI must see this grin grin
Buhari is a dunce.
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Always Wants Sex by Akuneshiobike(m): 9:37am On Dec 06, 2016
AxeurdaddyIX:
Mismatched libido. Either you match up to his or he tones down to yours. That's how you can both solve this problem.

It's better checked now because it can lead to problems in marriage.
You just hit the nail on the right spot.

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Literature / Re: THE PAINS OF LOVING A STAR [a story that touches the heart] by Akuneshiobike(m): 9:12am On Nov 29, 2016
Oga, come and complete what you started.

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Romance / Re: We Took An Oath, Now She Slept With My Best Friend, Should I Still Marry Her? by Akuneshiobike(m): 2:23pm On Oct 31, 2016
Let the Oath take its course then. Take heart and move on.
Education / Re: Have You Seen These Collection Fascinating Images? by Akuneshiobike(m): 10:28am On Oct 04, 2016
Explorers:
Public Pool in China.
Pool stampede fit happen for there

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