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nickz: LMAO you need to vist a dentist to check your brain I'm sure you can't read

Dentist to check brain?,hmmn wahala dey o

Here in akakia/adegbayi,Ibadan,No light since 4 days ago.

This is a real gobe

Adieu brother,

You ve done well


Rest In Peace,

jhydebaba: Yet one mumu girl go dey order for indomie with chicken thinking say her guy na maga



Wetin man wan do again sef for this life Donts are over a million, how can one keep up with all these



Abeg, make I enjoy my life, when death comes knocking, I won't regret rather than keeping all the donts religiously and get knocked down by a drunk's car

Make u no kill me wit lafta jare.

[quote author=#bizfirst#]OP, you've really taken time to sort out these fools...sometimes, I wonder why MB should be free, for we would have a saner space cyber wise![/quote]Take no offence bro.,most pple visit NL to unwind,At least dats what keep M̶̲̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ nd M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ friends going.
Yes,cos we discuss all these at M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ office and laugh it off...

MEILYN: sir thanks 4 ur order, av just sent u an email.

Thanx bro,I ve seen it.I appreciate ur selfless help.

Pls sir,I knw that u can only help M̶̲̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ if u wish,Dis is M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ email too,john.akun38@gmail.com.
Thank you and God blessing in all your endeavour.

Where in ibadan?

Abeg,make I check under M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ table o...
I dey for work and I no want any suprise thing nw

FOLYKAZE: When does the choose of two matured men to have se.xual relationship becomes people's headache?

If to say I see u ni,I for nack hammer for ya head.


We are are typical african,we get beautiful ladies here so,if abormination dey happen for wia I dey,I go protest o.

mascot87: MURDER!!!!
Also, my joystick rises warning me to take cover

Ah!,u are one funny clown.

ceejayluv: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23360907

Abeg,una grammar too much,make una add sugar join d sweat water to get beta taste jare

ceejayluv: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23360907

Abeg,una grammar too much,make una add sugar join d sweat water to get beta taste jare

Abdul Adam56: A picture of former president olusegun obasanjo eating cassava bread.

He must finish all the bread o,If there s crumb left on the ground we will not allow him to leave

Abdul Adam56: A picture of former president olusegun obasanjo eating cassava bread.

He must finish all the bread o,If there s crumb left on the ground we will not allow him to leave

fubbyy: @ topic, being born again doesn't make you inhuman nor means you no longer live on earth,God looks @ your heart not your dress code,as long as what you do is not against God then to hell with human thought

D way u dress matter most, For the unbelievers,You are like a mirror which the whole world is looking at...
Don't dress like jezebel and think they will accept your doctrine.
If u paint face like ojuju calabar come stand for my papa front,dey talk of bible,na I'm be say u no go pass our street again be dat.

moscobabs: where is POLICEWOMAN is she not online? she will know the real story

She dey 'DUTY' nau.

brat4222: Nairaland. There'll always be a story to crack ur ribs.

Na so o my broda, na d tin wey dey make me come here evri day be dat o.

adaobi123: 100000000000% ga.y

Pharm.Adaobi,how are u sure she/he s gay?

MAKE DEM USE ARALDITE SEAL HIN MOUTH FOR TWO MONTH,I go believe.

Idiats, so if person sell hin moto and he no get
money for another one; na to hang the plate number
for neck na

No,u will sell d plate numba separately.Double moni 4 u.

All u eaters of flesh and Drinkers of blood,My life and dat of my family are not your candidate,IN JESUS NAME.

chadef: God is a loving God, even you woulnt wish eternal punishment for your enemy after along suffering. what is now the use of forgiveness. if God can not Forgive those that sin.

He(God)will forgive you your sins if you genuinely repent before you die,after death, 'You are on Your Own'.

Believe it or not,HEAVEN AND HELL IS REAL.

Policewoman: AND SO BLOODY WHAT? As a muslim he is entitled to 4 wives, so people should mind their business

Madam police,is that how to choose a wife,do you know that what he did is wrong at all,or is that how you join the NPF?,
SMH for this "OUR LAWLESS COUNTRY".

Jerrygotswagg: Don't tell me that those pics are real life cos you I don't believe there are still humans who dress like that......if its real then am leaving Africa to Egypt.....OMG

And where is Egypt,Asia?.

RIP. Brother,So sad.







There s no. Safe place Under the sun,if u make it thru D day,Give thanks to God,Dazz all.

ADAOBI ALL THE WAYYYY!!

[quote author=#bizfirst#]Saw a similar scenario when I went to pay my PHCN bills. To my utter amazement, PHCN office was run with generators! Naija, we indeed hail thee![/quote]Saw it this morning too in their office,
Things dey happen 4 naija

Redoil: Nairaland has created so many idiots and that is a pity. The generator you see beside the transformer is being use for testing the strength and weakness of the transfomer. If it is week they will remove it for replacement.

Ok o,but for testing,are they going to use all these generators connected together or one after the other,because I don't see any reason for them to buy all these small ones instead of a bigger one.
Just saying.

Adaobi all the way!

I don't even know that some people can still fall for this type of scam

Na wetin be unclad 4 dis one nw,nothing 2 see nw.

What in God's name do they use to brainwash these boys to commit this crime?,
Hmmn,Religion of Peace indeed.

alnaijiri: I strongly advise fellow Muslims to stay away from Chinese restaurants and to never eat with the Chinese (in the process of business, I doubt anyone would spend time with these dirty people for pleasure), as you could never be sure what meat it is they're eating, and their words cannot be trusted.

Well,all I heard is that some among them are converting to islam now