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Nairaland General › Re: Meet 19-year-old Woman Who Looks Like 2-year-old Girl And Will Never Grow Up by akunjohn(m): 8:39am On Apr 08, 2015
Only in india and China.
Christianity Etc › Re: Sylverster Stallone: “I Have Surrendered My Life To Jesus Christ” by akunjohn(m): 1:00am On Apr 05, 2015
That's a good decision,thank God for your life.
Programming › Re: Whatsapp Just Added A New Feature; Whatsapp Call by akunjohn(m): 10:53pm On Mar 30, 2015
Its ok
Foreign Affairs › Re: The Sexiest Plane In The World by akunjohn(m): 7:39pm On Mar 29, 2015
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oloyolo:
I have seen this tins move they are. Extraordinary

When will my dear country start building stuff like this
Untill we start to think and act like them.
Crime › Re: Breakings! Boko Haram Leader Abubakar Shekau Has Been Captured Alive by akunjohn(m): 7:06pm On Mar 29, 2015
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Tell me more..
Music/Radio › Re: Frank Edward The Nigerian Don Moen by akunjohn(m): 7:03pm On Mar 29, 2015
starlingslimnet:
did you say Don Moen? nowhere near that at all
Frank edwards is a class on its own,I really do love his kind of song.
Crime › Re: Man Arrested At Lagos Airport With Indian Hemp Stuffed In Gala (photos) by akunjohn(m): 9:07pm On Mar 18, 2015
Things dey happen for naija o
Nairaland General › Re: Funny Conversation With Airtel Customer Care by akunjohn(m): 9:04pm On Mar 18, 2015
Lools.u just let me laugh hysterically
Jokes Etc › Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by akunjohn(m): 12:27pm On Mar 18, 2015
Eko oni baje o
Car Talk › Re: Photo: Meet The Mercedes-Benz Self-Driving Car by akunjohn(m): 7:23am On Mar 12, 2015
I go drive myself o!
Celebrities › Re: PHOTOS: Check Out Genevieve Nnaji’s Palatial $4million Ghana Home by akunjohn(m): 6:58am On Mar 03, 2015
And so?.














In case dis nonsense reach Fp sha.
Crime › Re: Love Potion: Native Doctor Dupes 70-year Old Woman (photo). by akunjohn(m): 6:53am On Mar 03, 2015
But the woman get money o!


500,000 ,She wan chop the husband thing ni?



Instead of her to dey flex her life jeje with her children.


Na she sabi jare,
Education › Re: ICPC Rescued Female Student Who Had Spent 12 Years On Campus by akunjohn(m): 6:39am On Mar 03, 2015
OkparaJesus:
MAY ALL THE FEMALES IN THIS GROUP BE RAPED AND IMPREGNATED BY SPIRITUAL BIG PENI$ AS YOU SLEEP AND WAKE UP. IN JESUS NAME.... AMEN.
And your family will be boasting that they have a son o,SMH.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Army Recruitment 2015 by akunjohn(m): 11:15pm On Feb 21, 2015
Ghadafy:
I'm too old to join Nigeria army, including all my family members..lol
But u be Ghadafy nw,or na libyan Army u wan go join?
Celebrities › Re: List Of Top 10 Comedians In Nigeria by akunjohn(m): 11:04pm On Feb 21, 2015
sexyjennik:
i do not agree with you. Basketmouth is the real deal. I quite agree with the OP but I think saka shouldn't be on that list
Bovi is da Bomb.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Swindles Members Of Millions Of Naira, Explains Why He Watches Porn by akunjohn(m): 4:49pm On Feb 12, 2015
iiichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] Lord shower nu mercy pon preacherman tief ca ima use bills ah i and i fa nefarious an lackadaisical rhumba stylee...an all ah babylon preacher men dem a rot in blud fiyah so say de buk ah Zion. [/color]
Wetin dis one dey yawn nw?
Politics › Re: 1985 Newspaper Story Created After Buhari Was Toppled by akunjohn(m): 9:42pm On Jan 23, 2015
barcanista:
What a useless piece by some corruption backed Journalist
Well,how old are you when this article was written?.
Sports › Re: The Truth About The Early 1900s Nigeria Vs India Match (1 - 99)!!! (photo) by akunjohn(m): 11:41am On Jan 15, 2015
Ruffychuks:
Many have heard about this match. Some
think it’s an urban legend. Some think it’s
only a joke. But only few know the truth.
A long time ago, few months after the end
of the Nigeria-Biafra war, the Military
Governor of Lagos decided to stage an
exhibition match at the then glorious
National Stadium Lagos. He thought it
would be a special way of celebrating
Nigeria’s victory in the war, a way of
helping Lagosians to forget the sad bloody
years that had just passed. He wanted to
stage the match between Nigeria & Ghana
but was advised against it. His advisers
reminded him how Ghana trashed Nigeria
3-Nil at the 1960 Independence Match,
that another loss to Ghana might defeat
the purpose of the exhibition match. His
advisers suggested that they choose a
team that would be very easy to beat.
Brig Gen Mobolaji Johnson agreed.
Ethiopia was considered. Zimbabwe was
considered. India was considered. USA was
considered. And India was chosen. He &
his advisers believed that India would be a
walkover. But had he known what would
happen he might have chosen Brazil. Yes,
Brazil were the reigning world champions
at the time but… Oh, had he known.
India agreed to play the exhibition match
with Nigeria. In fact, they were overjoyed.
Nigeria was one of the best teams in
Africa. And they had never played with an
African team before. What more! They were
most overjoyed that Nigeria had agreed to
their three special conditions. What were
these conditions?
Well, on that fateful day, a bright Saturday
afternoon on August 15th, 1970, the
National Stadium Lagos was filled with
excited spectators. That was Condition No.
1, that the match be played on India’s
Independence Day. As the players of
Nigeria & India came into the pitch,
spectators screamed with more excitement
as they saw that all the twenty-two
players were barefooted. That was
Condition No. 2. (Remember that India
had withdrawn from the 1950 World Cup
because they weren’t allowed to play
barefooted.)
Priiii… Referee Mohamed Touati blew his
whistle to begin the game. (The Tunisian
referee had been suspended by FIFA earlier
that year but had accepted to officiate this
special match.) Indian forward Amer Al-
Amer made the first pass. And before
anyone could say “Bosnia-Herzegovina”,
one Majed Suleman fired the ball high into
the air towards the Nigerian post. The
gaint of a Nigerian keeper, Emmanuel
Okala, dived to the right while the ball
dropped into the left side of the net.
Gooooaaal!!! 3-0. That was Condition No.
3, that each goal scored by India would be
counted as 3points while each by Nigeria
would be 1 as usual. (Nigeria agreed
because they believed that India could
never score. Or at least couldn’t score
more than one goal.) Emmanuel was
looking confused. He was very sure he had
dived towards the ball. Every other person
thought he’d deliberately let the Indians
score just to spice up the game.
Meanwhile, India’s fan club was going wild
with jubilation.
Priii… The Nigerian forwards Sunday
Atuma & Thompson Usiyen passed. As
Thompson passed to Paul Hamilton, he
was surprised when he saw India’s Faisal
Al-Dakheel with the ball. Faisal quickly
shot the ball into the air towards Nigeria’s
post. Goooal! 6-0. Thompson was so
confused. He could have sworn it was Paul
his teammate he had passed to.
Priii… Sunday Atuma passed into the
Nigerian half. Alloysius Atuegbu passed to
Haruna Ilerika. Haruna made a long pass
into the Indian half to Samuel Okoye. He
was shocked when he saw the ball in the
legs of Abdullah Al-Shemmari. Haruna
wiped his eyes in disbelief. Too late!
Abdullah shot the ball into the air. Goal!
9-0. Three goals in barely six minutes?
Nigerian spectators were wondering what
was happening.
Priii… Goal! 12-0. Yusuf Al-Suwayed.
15-0. Amer Al-Amer. 18-0. Majed
Suleman’s second goal. 21-0. Abdulaziz
Al-Buloushi. 24-0. Majed’s hat-trick.
27-0. Faisal Al-Dakheel’s second goal.
30-0. Waleed Al-Mubarak. At the twentieth
minute, Nigeria’s Paul Hamilton ran with
the ball all the way to India’s box-18. But
as he raised his leg to shoot, he slipped &
fell. India’s defender Mahboub Jumaa
easily took the ball as Paul lay on the
ground moaning like a baby. That was the
nearest Nigeria had gotten to the Indian
post so far.
Twenty-five minutes later & eight goals
more, the score stood at 54-0. Some
spectators angrily left the stadium even
before the half-time whistle. Others waited
patiently, hoping that Nigeria would
revenge in the 2nd half.
“Boys, what the hell is happening out
there?!” Coach Jorge Penna was furious.
“You’re the damn captain, answer me!!” he
was shouting at Emmanuel Okala.
Emmanuel was speechless. He didn’t know
what to say.
“Co-co-coach…” Godwin Achebe began “I
think I know what’s happening sir”
The coach was glaring at him now.
“Those Indians dey use juju. They’re using
ma-magic.”
“Yes! Yes!” his teammates echoed &
nodded & murmured amongst themselves.
“Shut up you fools!! Magic my foot!!! There
is no magic in football!”
Oga,abeg tell me more,I'm drooling.
Politics › Re: Buhari, Sylva Campaign Posters Cause Stir In Bayelsa by akunjohn(m): 9:18pm On Jan 05, 2015
Okay o,we don hear.
Webmasters › Re: Online Safety Tips For Nigerians This Holiday Season by akunjohn(m): 9:36pm On Dec 24, 2014
Ok,all is well
Phones › Re: My Experience With 112 Emergency Number. by akunjohn(m): 11:17pm On Dec 10, 2014
All I can say is "Nigeria....,My New Nigeria."
Politics › Re: Yaradua Wanted Ribadu To Marry His Daughter, Obasanjo Says by akunjohn(m): 10:15am On Dec 10, 2014
story fot the gods indeed.
Celebrities › Re: Lovely Pictures Of Nigerian Women Married To Foreigners. by akunjohn(m): 10:11am On Dec 10, 2014
alexdellafonte:
Fp? Hmm ok probably when i get married to my white lady, it would hit frontpage.
B4 i leave, my sis also got married to a white man.





Way back I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅ 1994.
Dis one na white man or fulani?
Crime › Re: Pictures: Policeman Tortures Man, Wife In Lagos by akunjohn(m): 6:23am On Dec 10, 2014
Life no get duplicate o,neva argue wit d men in black.
#my2kobo.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Comes To Your Mind When You Hear The Word 'AMORC'? by akunjohn(m): 7:52am On Dec 01, 2014
salt1:
Secret cult

My brother in law was a member
Had an altar and played strange music and talked of aura
He became a born again Christian and destroyed that altar etc
They have a secret room where they place a coffin for an abstract travel.
Christianity Etc › Re: Happy All Saints' Day To Catholic: You Too Can Be A Saint! by akunjohn(m): 9:59am On Nov 02, 2014
[color=#006600][/color] ;DYes,I'm a saint.







A living Saint
Phones › Re: Top Googleplay Apps Made By Nigerians for Nigerians by akunjohn(m): 12:19am On Nov 02, 2014
moyinoluwatobad:
This sudden show of solidarity....How am I sure u are not one of the developers of this app..
#will give it a trial though.
At least he make us proud as a naija,if he s d developer
Nairaland General › Re: Okonjo-iweala, Africanfinance Minister Of Theyear-- AIM by akunjohn(m): 3:27am On Oct 11, 2014
Congrats to her.
Health › Re: Minister Of Health Calls For The Cancellation Of Environmental Sanitation by akunjohn(m): 9:25pm On Oct 03, 2014
didadavid: Sanitary inspector? Another due process oo

PS: I just found the real video of the ''Shekau Not dead" claims...See the video Here I just hope the video was shot before he was killed o. That bastard
U mean say shekau shot d video abi d video shot shekau?
Politics › Re: “There Is So Much Eagerness To Discredit Us"- Nigerian Military by akunjohn(m): 8:12pm On Sep 30, 2014
What I don't understand about Nigerian Army is that must they utter everything they are about to do out for the people to know?, U want to secure your armourer and you are telling the whole nation.
I think it is high time for them to shut their mouth whenever they are about to do something important like that.Thank you and God bless Nigeria.
Education › Re: Nigerian Universities With Best Teaching Hospitals by akunjohn(m): 5:22pm On Sep 24, 2014
UITH is still D best.
Phones › Re: Apple Fans Around The World Finally Get The Iphone 6 (PICTURES) by akunjohn(m): 7:08am On Sep 21, 2014
MrIknowAll: Finally I made front page... Baba God, tanx you... u knw hw hard I have being staying online hoping 2make front page...
Na ur own iphone 6 u buy so..

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