Nairaland General › Re: Meet 19-year-old Woman Who Looks Like 2-year-old Girl And Will Never Grow Up by akunjohn(m): 8:39am On Apr 08, 2015 |
Only in india and China. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Sylverster Stallone: “I Have Surrendered My Life To Jesus Christ” by akunjohn(m): 1:00am On Apr 05, 2015 |
That's a good decision,thank God for your life. |
Programming › Re: Whatsapp Just Added A New Feature; Whatsapp Call by akunjohn(m): 10:53pm On Mar 30, 2015 |
Its ok |
Foreign Affairs › Re: The Sexiest Plane In The World by akunjohn(m): 7:39pm On Mar 29, 2015 |
[color=#000099][/color] oloyolo: I have seen this tins move they are. Extraordinary
When will my dear country start building stuff like this Untill we start to think and act like them. |
Crime › Re: Breakings! Boko Haram Leader Abubakar Shekau Has Been Captured Alive by akunjohn(m): 7:06pm On Mar 29, 2015 |
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Tell me more.. |
Music/Radio › Re: Frank Edward The Nigerian Don Moen by akunjohn(m): 7:03pm On Mar 29, 2015 |
starlingslimnet: did you say Don Moen? nowhere near that at all Frank edwards is a class on its own,I really do love his kind of song. |
Crime › Re: Man Arrested At Lagos Airport With Indian Hemp Stuffed In Gala (photos) by akunjohn(m): 9:07pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Things dey happen for naija o |
Nairaland General › Re: Funny Conversation With Airtel Customer Care by akunjohn(m): 9:04pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Lools.u just let me laugh hysterically |
Jokes Etc › Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by akunjohn(m): 12:27pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Eko oni baje o |
Car Talk › Re: Photo: Meet The Mercedes-Benz Self-Driving Car by akunjohn(m): 7:23am On Mar 12, 2015 |
I go drive myself o! |
Celebrities › Re: PHOTOS: Check Out Genevieve Nnaji’s Palatial $4million Ghana Home by akunjohn(m): 6:58am On Mar 03, 2015 |
And so?.
In case dis nonsense reach Fp sha. |
Crime › Re: Love Potion: Native Doctor Dupes 70-year Old Woman (photo). by akunjohn(m): 6:53am On Mar 03, 2015 |
But the woman get money o!
500,000 ,She wan chop the husband thing ni?
Instead of her to dey flex her life jeje with her children.
Na she sabi jare, |
Education › Re: ICPC Rescued Female Student Who Had Spent 12 Years On Campus by akunjohn(m): 6:39am On Mar 03, 2015 |
OkparaJesus: MAY ALL THE FEMALES IN THIS GROUP BE RAPED AND IMPREGNATED BY SPIRITUAL BIG PENI$ AS YOU SLEEP AND WAKE UP. IN JESUS NAME.... AMEN. And your family will be boasting that they have a son o,SMH. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Army Recruitment 2015 by akunjohn(m): 11:15pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
Ghadafy: I'm too old to join Nigeria army, including all my family members..lol But u be Ghadafy nw,or na libyan Army u wan go join? |
Celebrities › Re: List Of Top 10 Comedians In Nigeria by akunjohn(m): 11:04pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
sexyjennik: i do not agree with you. Basketmouth is the real deal. I quite agree with the OP but I think saka shouldn't be on that list Bovi is da Bomb. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Swindles Members Of Millions Of Naira, Explains Why He Watches Porn by akunjohn(m): 4:49pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
iiichidodo: [color=#1980BC] Lord shower nu mercy pon preacherman tief ca ima use bills ah i and i fa nefarious an lackadaisical rhumba stylee...an all ah babylon preacher men dem a rot in blud fiyah so say de buk ah Zion. [/color] Wetin dis one dey yawn nw? |
Politics › Re: 1985 Newspaper Story Created After Buhari Was Toppled by akunjohn(m): 9:42pm On Jan 23, 2015 |
barcanista: What a useless piece by some corruption backed Journalist Well,how old are you when this article was written?. |
Sports › Re: The Truth About The Early 1900s Nigeria Vs India Match (1 - 99)!!! (photo) by akunjohn(m): 11:41am On Jan 15, 2015 |
Ruffychuks: Many have heard about this match. Some think it’s an urban legend. Some think it’s only a joke. But only few know the truth. A long time ago, few months after the end of the Nigeria-Biafra war, the Military Governor of Lagos decided to stage an exhibition match at the then glorious National Stadium Lagos. He thought it would be a special way of celebrating Nigeria’s victory in the war, a way of helping Lagosians to forget the sad bloody years that had just passed. He wanted to stage the match between Nigeria & Ghana but was advised against it. His advisers reminded him how Ghana trashed Nigeria 3-Nil at the 1960 Independence Match, that another loss to Ghana might defeat the purpose of the exhibition match. His advisers suggested that they choose a team that would be very easy to beat. Brig Gen Mobolaji Johnson agreed. Ethiopia was considered. Zimbabwe was considered. India was considered. USA was considered. And India was chosen. He & his advisers believed that India would be a walkover. But had he known what would happen he might have chosen Brazil. Yes, Brazil were the reigning world champions at the time but… Oh, had he known. India agreed to play the exhibition match with Nigeria. In fact, they were overjoyed. Nigeria was one of the best teams in Africa. And they had never played with an African team before. What more! They were most overjoyed that Nigeria had agreed to their three special conditions. What were these conditions? Well, on that fateful day, a bright Saturday afternoon on August 15th, 1970, the National Stadium Lagos was filled with excited spectators. That was Condition No. 1, that the match be played on India’s Independence Day. As the players of Nigeria & India came into the pitch, spectators screamed with more excitement as they saw that all the twenty-two players were barefooted. That was Condition No. 2. (Remember that India had withdrawn from the 1950 World Cup because they weren’t allowed to play barefooted.) Priiii… Referee Mohamed Touati blew his whistle to begin the game. (The Tunisian referee had been suspended by FIFA earlier that year but had accepted to officiate this special match.) Indian forward Amer Al- Amer made the first pass. And before anyone could say “Bosnia-Herzegovina”, one Majed Suleman fired the ball high into the air towards the Nigerian post. The gaint of a Nigerian keeper, Emmanuel Okala, dived to the right while the ball dropped into the left side of the net. Gooooaaal!!! 3-0. That was Condition No. 3, that each goal scored by India would be counted as 3points while each by Nigeria would be 1 as usual. (Nigeria agreed because they believed that India could never score. Or at least couldn’t score more than one goal.) Emmanuel was looking confused. He was very sure he had dived towards the ball. Every other person thought he’d deliberately let the Indians score just to spice up the game. Meanwhile, India’s fan club was going wild with jubilation. Priii… The Nigerian forwards Sunday Atuma & Thompson Usiyen passed. As Thompson passed to Paul Hamilton, he was surprised when he saw India’s Faisal Al-Dakheel with the ball. Faisal quickly shot the ball into the air towards Nigeria’s post. Goooal! 6-0. Thompson was so confused. He could have sworn it was Paul his teammate he had passed to. Priii… Sunday Atuma passed into the Nigerian half. Alloysius Atuegbu passed to Haruna Ilerika. Haruna made a long pass into the Indian half to Samuel Okoye. He was shocked when he saw the ball in the legs of Abdullah Al-Shemmari. Haruna wiped his eyes in disbelief. Too late! Abdullah shot the ball into the air. Goal! 9-0. Three goals in barely six minutes? Nigerian spectators were wondering what was happening. Priii… Goal! 12-0. Yusuf Al-Suwayed. 15-0. Amer Al-Amer. 18-0. Majed Suleman’s second goal. 21-0. Abdulaziz Al-Buloushi. 24-0. Majed’s hat-trick. 27-0. Faisal Al-Dakheel’s second goal. 30-0. Waleed Al-Mubarak. At the twentieth minute, Nigeria’s Paul Hamilton ran with the ball all the way to India’s box-18. But as he raised his leg to shoot, he slipped & fell. India’s defender Mahboub Jumaa easily took the ball as Paul lay on the ground moaning like a baby. That was the nearest Nigeria had gotten to the Indian post so far. Twenty-five minutes later & eight goals more, the score stood at 54-0. Some spectators angrily left the stadium even before the half-time whistle. Others waited patiently, hoping that Nigeria would revenge in the 2nd half. “Boys, what the hell is happening out there?!” Coach Jorge Penna was furious. “You’re the damn captain, answer me!!” he was shouting at Emmanuel Okala. Emmanuel was speechless. He didn’t know what to say. “Co-co-coach…” Godwin Achebe began “I think I know what’s happening sir” The coach was glaring at him now. “Those Indians dey use juju. They’re using ma-magic.” “Yes! Yes!” his teammates echoed & nodded & murmured amongst themselves. “Shut up you fools!! Magic my foot!!! There is no magic in football!” Oga,abeg tell me more,I'm drooling. |
Politics › Re: Buhari, Sylva Campaign Posters Cause Stir In Bayelsa by akunjohn(m): 9:18pm On Jan 05, 2015 |
Okay o,we don hear. |
Webmasters › Re: Online Safety Tips For Nigerians This Holiday Season by akunjohn(m): 9:36pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
Ok,all is well |
Phones › Re: My Experience With 112 Emergency Number. by akunjohn(m): 11:17pm On Dec 10, 2014 |
All I can say is "Nigeria....,My New Nigeria." |
Politics › Re: Yaradua Wanted Ribadu To Marry His Daughter, Obasanjo Says by akunjohn(m): 10:15am On Dec 10, 2014 |
story fot the gods indeed. |
Celebrities › Re: Lovely Pictures Of Nigerian Women Married To Foreigners. by akunjohn(m): 10:11am On Dec 10, 2014 |
alexdellafonte: Fp? Hmm ok probably when i get married to my white lady, it would hit frontpage. B4 i leave, my sis also got married to a white man.
Way back I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅ 1994. Dis one na white man or fulani? |
Crime › Re: Pictures: Policeman Tortures Man, Wife In Lagos by akunjohn(m): 6:23am On Dec 10, 2014 |
Life no get duplicate o,neva argue wit d men in black. #my2kobo. |
Christianity Etc › Re: What Comes To Your Mind When You Hear The Word 'AMORC'? by akunjohn(m): 7:52am On Dec 01, 2014 |
salt1: Secret cult
My brother in law was a member Had an altar and played strange music and talked of aura He became a born again Christian and destroyed that altar etc They have a secret room where they place a coffin for an abstract travel. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Happy All Saints' Day To Catholic: You Too Can Be A Saint! by akunjohn(m): 9:59am On Nov 02, 2014 |
[color=#006600][/color] ;DYes,I'm a saint.
A living Saint |
Phones › Re: Top Googleplay Apps Made By Nigerians for Nigerians by akunjohn(m): 12:19am On Nov 02, 2014 |
moyinoluwatobad: This sudden show of solidarity....How am I sure u are not one of the developers of this app.. #will give it a trial though. At least he make us proud as a naija,if he s d developer |
Nairaland General › Re: Okonjo-iweala, Africanfinance Minister Of Theyear-- AIM by akunjohn(m): 3:27am On Oct 11, 2014 |
Congrats to her. |
Health › Re: Minister Of Health Calls For The Cancellation Of Environmental Sanitation by akunjohn(m): 9:25pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
didadavid: Sanitary inspector? Another due process oo
PS: I just found the real video of the ''Shekau Not dead" claims...See the video Here I just hope the video was shot before he was killed o. That bastard U mean say shekau shot d video abi d video shot shekau? |
Politics › Re: “There Is So Much Eagerness To Discredit Us"- Nigerian Military by akunjohn(m): 8:12pm On Sep 30, 2014 |
What I don't understand about Nigerian Army is that must they utter everything they are about to do out for the people to know?, U want to secure your armourer and you are telling the whole nation. I think it is high time for them to shut their mouth whenever they are about to do something important like that.Thank you and God bless Nigeria. |
Education › Re: Nigerian Universities With Best Teaching Hospitals by akunjohn(m): 5:22pm On Sep 24, 2014 |
UITH is still D best. |
Phones › Re: Apple Fans Around The World Finally Get The Iphone 6 (PICTURES) by akunjohn(m): 7:08am On Sep 21, 2014 |
MrIknowAll: Finally I made front page... Baba God, tanx you... u knw hw hard I have being staying online hoping 2make front page... Na ur own iphone 6 u buy so.. |