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nigerians are gifted

This is a suggestion, or an idea, it could be developed into something better, how about nairaland having threads for different states in nigeria, showing off their culture, tribes, landmarks, institutions and the likes










cc: seun

memphis depay is a hit in fm, berradi also

the hustle is real

free advert

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Before you stretch your Jaw like those pharaohs in the Egyptian era. [/color]

lwkmd

when you see ajebota, you will know

dave2meek:
Nite club nawa o... A single lady for that matter

she go see husband for there

celebs though!

well planned

Buhari has met almost everybody within how many months..... dont dull

nna mehn..... odikwa tight

if i hear say e go next year

very good piece

they will always talk

how can someone be doing someones ass, backside?

Estorico:
My dear University of Ilorin might be one of the best in Nigeria in terms of standard, but there is just something behind that school. I have seen top Nigerians in Government and all other good companies came out from ABU, UNIBEN, UNILAG, OAU, U.I, even UNIPORT, UNN but how many top people in government or other good companies are from Unilorin? Its as if there is something behind that school. You read,they frustrate you and the frustration continues even after graduation except God intervenes.Apart from the current Kwara state governor that graduated from there,i don't know of anyone neither have i seen any in top places that came out from Unilorin. I am not surprised at that op's complaints cause that is just how it is. @ op,hope and trust in God alone,for He will surely make a way.

God bless you sir, very true, but my case wont be like that IJN! Amen

na true, but i thought you said they are lazy

panachuku:
adofuro oshi pelu ole pastor, who is the greater sinner .

lwkmd....

Adesiji77:
Did you read the "job description" at all?

no, i'm blind

why evils

we are waiting to see who will become ministers

favouredon:
Its not a marketing job. Didn't u read d job specification?

na today? thats how all this outsourcing companies do, i have attended their interviews twice, write test and afta one hour or two, u will get interviewed, they will now start telling you they work with many banks and other companies; including companies in oil and gas, but right now, the jobs they have is sales marketing rep(marketer) and some other useless positions that they use banking terms to make it look good, i am not saying all these to get u discouraged, m saying it not to get your expectations high

this is someones child ooo

e fit be marketing like that

you go fear na, evil dead part 6

its their husband that taught them

A FUNNY BUT TRUE OPEN LETTER TO MTN
I will not go and re-register my line. You can fool everyone if
you like, you might have fooled me before, but you would
never fool me again.
The only reason while you continue to pull the wool over our
gullible eyes is because the consumer rights’ protection
agencies are either in the vegetative state, or completely
dead.
How can you explain a situation where you would tell your
millions of teeming subscribers to register their SIM cards
and provide the necessary bio-data, only for you to wake up
one morning to tell us to go and register our lines again
WITH ABSOLUTELY NO EXPLANATION?
It beats my imagination and it defies not just logic, but also
philosophy. Were you drunk when you were registering our
numbers? Did a malicious virus wipe your entire database?
Maybe I’m giving you too much credit sef. You probably
wrote the records in books like an ancient bookkeeper and a
giant yellow rat ate them all. Whatever your reasons (or lack
of reasons) may be, this is beyond ridiculous.
I have always maintained an MTN line because apart from
being my very first line, most of my close associates also use
MTN.
To some extent, the coverage is also extensive. I didn’t
hesitate when the directive came from NCC to register our
lines. I braved the queue, registered my line and collected my
security number.
Didn’t I try enough?
Looking back, I can deduce that my attachment to MTN was
more sentimental than practical, as your tariffs are the highest
for calls and for browsing.
You send an average of 100 spam texts per day, enough to
run down a Blackberry battery and more than enough to give
any Osun State government worker waiting for Aregbesola’s
alert acute hypertension. Your nuisance value knows no
bounds.
Even Airtel that has been passed round different investors
more times than a devil’s mail bag has not come up with this
kind of Grade A foolishness.
What the heck is wrong with you? Don’t your customers
mean anything to you? Doesn’t it bother you that Nigerians
who wasted their time to register their SIM cards have to do
the same thing again?
You haven’t even deemed it fit to fine-tune the process. It
doesn’t make sense to preserve bad experiences like these, in
very much the same way that one relic of history is
preserving mud huts, and stating them on an assets’
declaration form.
My records are not on your database, but you remember my
number when you want to tell me to text ‘YES’ to win a
missing plot of land in Port-Harcourt, right? May heavy-duty
thunder fire all of una. I really don’t blame you. If Nigerians
had run your devious, xenophobic, exploitative, heartless,
opportunistic, fraudulent ass back to South Africa, you
wouldn’t be here making them queue desperately like
migrants.
What’s to say that there wouldn’t be another sham
registration in the next couple of months since you guys
obviously don’t know what you are doing? You blocked my
line, you have helped me.
Prior to your ridiculous directive, I had already banished
your yeye SIM card to a barely functional phone.
I have even borrowed the maximum permissible amount. Go
ahead, feel free. It sure feels great knowing that when I
eventually toss the phone into the trash-can, I won’t have to
take out the SIM. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
You deserve to be sued for every fraudulent penny you’ve
ever made on our shores. Thanks to other service providers
for making sure that your evil dream of becoming a
monopoly will forever remain a demented hallucination.
There are so many fishes in the ocean. I will not tolerate your
recklessness any longer. Peace at last….
This letter speaks my mind.

Quit your job and stay jobless till Jesus comes

it seems everything fayose does gets into the news, celebrity governor

he cant even be, with all these allegations ambode has made against him