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Christianity EtcRe: Why Do People Change Church? by alanka(f): 6:58pm On Jun 25, 2017
hemartins:
Just checked your dp, it occurred to me you are one too. Daaayyyuuuumm
one what? One almajiril? YES!
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do People Change Church? by alanka(f): 5:42pm On Jun 25, 2017
hemartins:
Raw words bro. Raw words
Raw word ko, raw food ni. Afonjas like perambulating.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do People Change Church? by alanka(f): 4:43pm On Jun 25, 2017
hemartins:
Pehople change their place of worship due to these reasons :

# Migration and Relocation
# Perception
# Cultural view and practices / believe system
# Dissatisfaction
# Congregation Attitude
# Church Practice
# communication
# Extradition
Etc.........
when you have f'''k some members and some members have f'''''k you. The op knows but he pretended he does know this.

OP must be an afonja
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Declared Britain's Most Dangerous Prisoner by alanka(f): 12:42pm On Jun 25, 2017
OrestesDante:
Pls I beg you don't quote me I have had enough mentions already today. I'm currently taking paracetamol.


We (NCAN) will send a rep to check the name of the culprit for us.
One of them even get koko for forehead maybe he his a unicorn. The other like an Ape grin

Who are they?
gengen gengen. I know no say afonjas have criminals also... afonja children and trouble be like ogun and dog. Every Ogun strine has dog head
PoliticsRe: QUIT NOTICE: Igbo Community In Borno Held Peace Meeting With Borno People by alanka(f): 12:37pm On Jun 25, 2017
Igbos need to build their own house.

Your future sons and daughters will hate Igbo do much, and deal with them. Igbo should go and build their house
PoliticsRe: Lawmakers Dump Official Vehicle Number Plates For Fear Of Kidnapping by alanka(f): 12:31pm On Jun 25, 2017
Then why Evans and his gang have not being released?

Someone who does not fear God definitely fears devil.
Christianity EtcRe: Can You Be A Christian And Not Go To Church? by alanka(f): 8:24am On Jun 25, 2017
luckyz4rea:
You don't go to church, you assemble as church. Now it is not possible to be a Christian and now ignore the gathering of the saints! It is unscriptural!
SAINTS? nonsense! Saints ko perfume in. Church and saints be like sun and rain, they have different session.
PoliticsRe: BIAFRAN BLACKMAIL: What Awolowo Responded (in His Own Words) In 1983 by alanka(f): 11:09pm On Jun 24, 2017
Afonjas son and great grand sons be like...thunder and sango. They always agree
PoliticsIgbo Revolutionary Transportation For Settlement 1 by alanka(op): 4:04pm On Jun 24, 2017
3. A person who is an adult with underaged dependents not more than two without spouse should take care of themselves.

4. Every able adult should therefore volunteer to secure and usher the family group into their awaiting buses.

There must be 10 bus terminals at least I'm each Brother state with each having the minimum of 100 buses conveying the returnees to their the camp in the southeast

Southeast governors are expected to prepare a refuge for their returnees and to fund the transportation.

Federal government is ordered to pay each south east governments 20 billion naira each as part of "Igbo Revolutionary Budget 2017" so, they be able to fund the expenses.

...be right back...
PoliticsRe: Internet Constitutes Great Threat To Nigeria’s Survival; Osinbajo by alanka(f): 11:05am On Jun 24, 2017
Is it true that lawyers and pastors do drink bush, Igbo, India hemp and liquid concane?
PoliticsRe: Most Important CIA/MI6 Agents In Nigeria In Other Of Seniority by alanka(f): 8:54pm On Jun 23, 2017
eagleeye2:
Most of MIl and CIA operations in Nigeria and other third world countries, is geared towards securing their interests. And in Nigeria, Oil is most important.
Remember being warned during IBB regime to be careful of what we say outside, Cos we don't know who a Secret Agent might be.
They can't do without making G1 security.

For everything they go out for they have maximum security.

So, someone like me is a threat to them, if had idea of me they would have:

1. Promoted abortion
2. Promotwd High definition sky technology
3 promoted family plan
4. Testing of dangerous drugs on pregnant women and children in south south Nigeria
5. Taken total control of Regions since then.

They knew threat was around but did not when and where. They killed many kills, peoples, women but I was not where they were thinking...

I landed, schooled, bread and live they didn't find me, untill i made myself known. They killed many because of only one person. Ha ha ha ha I have called them and told them many times that I here and available to be killed but they are not coming for me. Ha ha ha evil kingdom.
PoliticsRe: Most Important CIA/MI6 Agents In Nigeria In Other Of Seniority by alanka(f): 8:52pm On Jun 23, 2017
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PoliticsRe: Most Important CIA/MI6 Agents In Nigeria In Other Of Seniority by alanka(f): 8:35pm On Jun 23, 2017
AirFireEarthH20:
You secretly landed where?
if they tell you, what they don't want you to ear I will also tell you what you want to know
PoliticsRe: Most Important CIA/MI6 Agents In Nigeria In Other Of Seniority by alanka(f): 8:33pm On Jun 23, 2017
AirFireEarthH20:
You secretly landed where?
if they tell you, what they don't want you to ear I will also tell you what you want to know
PoliticsA Debt Setlement In A Life Contract by alanka(op): 7:27pm On Jun 23, 2017
Every word, utterance and or written statement by one person to another promising to carry out, perform a duty or an action that is forcable in court of law is a contract.

To human education, contract is an agreement but agreement is not a contract.

To supernatural education, contract is an agreement and agreement is a contract.

So, every agreement you make binds you to perform an action promised to the other.

And the agreement and or contract you make, if is one sided the beneficial of your action may not be bind to perform an action only if he or she voluntarily performs it.

In a case whereby, the contract is one sided (unilateral contract) you may suffer a loss, big and huge loss.

Perhaps, the beneficial may not see benefit in it he or she does not notice benefit from it since she or he does not perform any duty in the contract but someone is suffering, dieing and syrufgling in the contract.

If you have contracted anyone, fulfill your contract. Any kind, you must fulfill it. But if you have made one sided contract...be hopeful one day YOU WILL BE FREE. one thing will fall on the other and your FREEDOM BEGINGS.

Then you will not need to shout FREE ME
PoliticsIgbo Revolutionary Transportation For Settlement by alanka(op): 5:34pm On Jun 23, 2017
Transportation of people and goods from one place to ot. r is tedious. How much more, transportation of returnees.

Some weeks ago, Northern youths warned Igbos to return to their land. This is a threat that must not be treated with glove hand. It is therefore, a strategy to move from the north to the east has been designed as follows:

1. An Igbo person who is 18 years and above

2. An Igbo person who is under 18 and has guidance

3. An Igbo person who is an adult with no dependent

4 An Igbo person who is an adult with dependent

5. An igbo person who is female

6. An Igbo person who is male

7. An Igbo person who is over aged

For the movement to be easy, the population must be divided into this group.

1. An adult who is married with 3 underage kids and above with his or her spouse should take care of themselves.

2. An adult who is married with overage kids should stand individually to assist under and over aged persons

...continue latter.
PoliticsRe: Most Important CIA/MI6 Agents In Nigeria In Other Of Seniority by alanka(f): 8:56pm On Jun 22, 2017
They have all those secret idiots and they did not know when I secretly landed here. Ha ha ha

Bunch of idiots.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Meets All State Governors (Photos) by alanka(f): 7:44pm On Jun 22, 2017
Sango come where is ogun both of you should come and see this boy, shut man devil will not keep his mouth shut.

He likes getting me angry.

Anyone who practices that kind of his profession normarly talks shhiiit.

Go and tell him to shut up.
PoliticsIgbo Revolutionary Messaage To The World by alanka(op): 9:25pm On Jun 19, 2017
It had been ages, it had been time, time when no one could say this would fall upon this to bring this to life, it had been time when the countdown itself could not be certain of it stoppage.

A time we were crying yet we were seeing, a time we were crying and could not see. A time of sorrow, agony, calamity, suffering, hatred, hunger, sickness and death.

A time when death was walking from street to street, house to house looking for whom to kill, he killed millions yet he wanted more. A time when sickness became a ruler, it ruled on males, females, children and even animals. A time when poverty beat its chest while stood on the mountain and said you and I shall live together forever.

A time when brothers stood against each other and wrestled for their lives against each other in Nigeria. The end of the time has began.

I am therefore using this privilege to tell the world that the time of sorrow, trouble...in Nigeria has finished, ended and terminated as Igbos residing in the north have accepted to be INTERNALLY DISPLACED PERSONS (IDPs) in their own land. To sacrifice all the investments they used their entire lives to build up in north in other to obey the QUITE NOTICE SERVED THEM BY THE NORTHERNERS.

I hereby call on all the world governments to support Igbo returnees financially and in kinds as they start their journey back home starting from July 1, 2017 as a way to encourage and show concern for them for playing the roles of peace broker in expense of their future.
PoliticsRe: Hate Speeches: DSS Warns Arewa Youths, N’delta Militants, Others by alanka(f): 11:17am On Jun 19, 2017
Using Yusuf as a case study, I will advise security agencies not to arrest anyone norther youth leader.

When Yusuf was arrested one thing led to the other and he was shot dead and the outcome is boko-haram of today.

Let the northern people have what they want, if you arrest one person or the other then you can be labelled...the death of Yusuf has cost this country billions of naira and thousands of life.

If what the northern youths want is the Igbo should leave their region let it be so. Grant them their wish, and I am hoping, soon even before October 1 deadline they gave Igbo their wish shall come to pass.
PoliticsRe: Igbo Revolutionary Budget 2017 (2) by alanka(op): 10:24pm On Jun 18, 2017
alanka:
The currency you are selling are not performing to expectation because some people are buying it and store it leading to its scarcity.

this must not be like that, if it is then you are in trouble. This must serve it purpose to its fullest
OK! India and Japan can be added as to speed up the sales.
PoliticsRe: Mazi Donald Trump To Declare Biafra 21st July by alanka(f): 9:24pm On Jun 18, 2017
Won bi baba nla ku baba re.
PoliticsRe: Igbo Revolutionary Budget 2017 (2) by alanka(op): 7:43pm On Jun 18, 2017
alanka:
Sales of Most Stored Foreign Currency

The foreign currency that you will sell this time must not go the way of others that you have sold in the past, therefore there must be an evaluate-able economies returns strategy which is as follows:

1. 25% must be sold every quarter

2. only to imported of goods and services from China and Russia

3. the transaction and movement of the currency from government to the importers and to the country must be properly documented for evaluation purposes

4. A special and sustainable sales platform must be designed as to make sure that this currency is not bought by those who buy it out of economy to willing depreciate naira.

5. Currency war kills economy especially economy that is consumer economy. So, to defend Igbo future economy very well naira must be able to fight and win.

6. the currency must be sold to the importers who only want to buy the goods that are not produced locally.

7. the currency must not be sold to import machines that can replace humans in production as not to increase unemployment.

8. you must be sure that the money is not used to import fake goods and services

9. and at the end of every quarter, the transaction must be evaluated to sure if the money is used for the right purpose and add expected value.

If this plan fails you are dead shut boy

The sales start 28 of June 2017
The currency you are selling are not performing to expectation because some people are buying it and store it leading to its scarcity.

this must not be like that, if it is then you are in trouble. This must serve it purpose to its fullest
PoliticsIgbo Revolutionary Budget 2017 (2) by alanka(op):
Sales of Most Stored Foreign Currency

The foreign currency that you will sell this time must not go the way of others that you have sold in the past, therefore there must be an evaluate-able economies returns strategy which is as follows:

1. 25% must be sold every quarter (25% of 2.5 trillion naira)

2. only to importation of goods and services from China, Russia, India and Japan

3. the transactions and movements of the currency from government to the importers and to the countries (China, Russia, India and Japan ) must be properly documented for evaluation purposes

4. A special and sustainable sales platform must be designed as to make sure that this currency is not bought by those who buy it out of economy to willingly depreciate naira.

5. Currency war kills economy especially economy that is consumer economy. So, to defend Igbo future economy very well naira must be able to fight and win.

6. the currency must be sold to the importers who only want to buy the goods that are not produced locally.

7. the currency must not be sold to import machines that can replace humans in production as not to increase unemployment.

8. you must be sure that the money is not used to import fake goods and services or else it will lead to more demand for foreign currency.

9. and at the end of every quarter, the transactions must be evaluated to see if the money is used for the right purposes and added expected values.

If this plan fails you are dead shut boy

The sales start 28 of June 2017
PoliticsRe: Why Is Igbo So Jealous And Bitter Of Yoruba And Yoruba Does Not Care by alanka(f): 6:47pm On Jun 18, 2017
dragonking2:
Ignore all these people. They are not edo, neither are they from SS.

They lie and claim SS to create hatred between SS and SE.

Dont be surprised, they might not be yoruba too.

Na divide and rule tactics.

Check their profile here;
that one no matter to me, wetin matter to me be say make den my fail them. then be failure like APC and PDP
PoliticsRe: Why Is Igbo So Jealous And Bitter Of Yoruba And Yoruba Does Not Care by alanka(f): 6:19pm On Jun 18, 2017
Gotze1:
Just like your forefathers invaded them in 1967. Killed them, raped their women, set up oppressive govt and killed anyone who opposed them. Massacre them(the ppl of Midwest) and started their victim cry just as you the children carry the same gene. Tar, go sleep with oga on bed. He needs your services.
den don dey come one by one den son dey come one by one...

oniro, ole...you and your mouth be like atheists and liar Muhammad.

liars have started creating history that did not exist.
PoliticsRe: Why Is Igbo So Jealous And Bitter Of Yoruba And Yoruba Does Not Care by alanka(f): 5:13pm On Jun 18, 2017
Markfemi:
The same way igbos marched onto midwest during the civil war to rape our women abi in delta and edo , plundered our central bank and installed ALBERT OKONKWO to annex Midwest well it was the same Coward yorubas who sent you away back to your erosion land
abeg una too envy yoruba people 1 yoruba brain =1000 igbo brain
So, that is why you joined Nigeria government to kill millions of Igbo right? you your region will pay special damages to Igbo. won bi yin re ki ema san
PoliticsRe: Why Is Igbo So Jealous And Bitter Of Yoruba And Yoruba Does Not Care by alanka(f): 5:10pm On Jun 18, 2017
Gotze1:
Sister BIMBO, why the thing pain you like this? Them no want you, no by force?
Because I know afonjas very well, they are like Nigeria politicians they do not have permanent friends, and they get mouth hey...if afonja man is your friend today tomorrow he wakes up to be your enemy' friend.

as for that Edo boy...I leave till the day when they will bomb Edo and he will be crying like egbere.

afonja's pikin and their mouths be like Ya'hadua and Buhari.
PoliticsRe: Why Is Igbo So Jealous And Bitter Of Yoruba And Yoruba Does Not Care by alanka(f): 11:09am On Jun 18, 2017
Ode, olodo, mumu...who asks you cheat...afanjas that all they have is their mouths.

if you remove afonjas mouths you remove everything.

Edo boys and Yoruba boys be like herdsmen and boko-haram.

the day afonjas' descendants descend on Edo people, I will buy guguru ati epa and fold my legs and watch your agony.

idiots
PoliticsRe: NOI Poll Reveals Nigerians’ Choice For Middle-aged Candidates In 2019. by alanka(f):
Nonsense.

It was like 3 Sundays ago, I decided to go somewhere to charge my phone as I was there just charting with young men around me another young guy came lamenting, " I am tired of this country, when are we going to get better in this country? what nonsense is this..." I exercised some patience after his lamentation I gently said brother change and Nigeria are like underworld and blackhole in the universe bros, I beg waiting happened?

He said this people who are contesting for local government political offices are killing each other. NA SO I OPEN MY MOUTH TO ITS WIDEST. I asked what do you mean and how do you know? He said the Admirers of one party candidate killed admirers of another party and they retaliated leading to 3 people being killed. Na so I opened my mouth wider again...i closed it when i started filling that it don dey tear.

I know all this people. I see their posters everywhere they are in their 30s and early 40s.

I said to myself that so, these are future leaders they are talking about? So, these are the people shouting our leaders are bad, they are too old, they should leave the politics for the young people, so these are the young people glamouring for power. It is a pity for this country.

Many of the young people have become kidnappers, prostitutes, thieves, armed robbers, ritualists etc. Yet you think this country has future. NO IT DOES NOT HAVE FUTURE THEY HAVE EATEN ITS FUTURE IN THE PAST.
CrimeRe: Buccaneers, Vikings, Cult Groups In Ikorodu Gather For Peace Meeting (Pics) by alanka(f): 9:16pm On Jun 17, 2017
So cultism has been accepted as part of society ha ha ha so, king and security operatives broke peace among cultists ha ha ha.

Thank Ogun, oya, sango and obatala for adding this to us. I don't know when rape, kidnapping, armed robbery, prostitution...will join corruption, ringing, cultism, blood ritualim, spiristism, fake miracles, nudity...as part of our society.

Thank ogun, oya, sango and obatala for this great breakthrough.
PoliticsIgbo Revolutionary Budget 2017 (1) by alanka(op):
SOURCE OF FUND

Threre is condition attached to source of fund and this condition must be adhered to strictly.

The fund to pay the first installment of the damages termed in Nigeria budget 2017 as "Igbo Revolutionary Budget 2017" is expected to come from treasury account. It is not expected to come from 2017 revenue but from the savings.

Nigeria government is expected, ordered and mandated to raise the fund from sales of all or part of her foreign currency. She is expected to raise 100% of the fund from sales of her most stored foreign currency. If the most stored currency is not enough to cover the first installment (2.5 trillions naira) then she can sell part of her properties abroad.

This currency must not be sold until you are told to do so. It is not going to be sold the way you have been selling. The sales have other purposes to serve therefore you must not sell until you are told to do so.

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