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Politics › Re: We Don’t Need Restructuring In Nigeria – Okorocha by alanka(f): 8:44am On Jul 18, 2017

sarrki:
Wiseman of the east

if you call this one talking like a kid wiseman of the east then how bad would the stupid man of the east be?

I am just thinking.

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Family › Re: I Have No Money, Not Even To Eat. Edit: Got a Job now by alanka(f): 8:31am On Jul 18, 2017

baby124:
OP, are you Alanka also? Maybe you are trying to play another angle here because I don't understand what Alanka is doing and saying on this thread that you are supporting. Nice script. Well since you are looking for a job, it's good. Can you work on a building site?

supporting alanka or support is experience, supporting his understanding of how world runs? You are biased

Career › Re: Help!!! My Colleague Is Stealing Our Company's Money And Changing Records by alanka(f): 8:13am On Jul 18, 2017

The strategy they are using is so strong that if the book is audited you would be accused of stealing because you were the one that assigned the rooms and signed and collected the money.

Perhaps, they see you as a threat and they want you out if not they were better way and situation to steal.

If it is exposed you are dead, it would be traced to you

Family › Re: I Have No Money, Not Even To Eat. Edit: Got a Job now by alanka(f): 7:54am On Jul 18, 2017

Kayoski:
Ha Eyan ma le o

Dude is hungry for food and you are feeding him with your epistle of no-one gives a Bleep
Na wah o

You can use this opportunity to show him that you care but you don't. Your real person does not care about if someone lives fine or not.

Some people have risen on this thread to show the young man that they care, people like you. Naturally, they don't give a damn, what influences them is numerous.

In their hearts they know, doing good to other is as hard as suicide.

The only thing that this world knows how to do well is evil and since many years back I have been helping them yo achieve their aims.
The bleep can full him than being partially controlled by yje demons who rules here

Family › Re: I Have No Money, Not Even To Eat. Edit: Got a Job now by alanka(f): 11:02pm On Jul 17, 2017

lordMac80:
Which is what please?

have you not seen that this world is give-and-take if you dont give you don't take. you must always ready to give more than you can take...

To everyone that gives you, you must serve partially like a slave, prostitute or housemaid. One way or the other they will always have a way to remind you that they are the one sustaining you, they are the one giving you chance to live they are the one filling the god gap in your life. And they have a mocking way of doing it.

Have you not know this world that much? I know it much more. To every gift they give you is in the back of their mind that they have recorded themselves in your heart and note they did not help you so you can get out of your trouble but to register themselves into your heart and they will always be waiting for the day to remind you that they are your gods.

Next week, I will be resolving on all kind of gift I dont collect gift of money or anything from anyone. i will never never beg anyone for anuthing. If hunger can kill I want to experience it. I will Rather die

That is my message for you.

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Family › Re: I Have No Money, Not Even To Eat. Edit: Got a Job now by alanka(f): 10:30pm On Jul 17, 2017

lordMac80:
Hello. I don't really know how anybodyelp, but don't know what else to do. I just thought I should ask, I literally cannot afford no food right now and i am so hungry..

Join me to do this that I am doing. because nobody cares.

If you think anyone is waiting to help you I am sorry someone is only waiting and making jokes about you.

I have resolved that in my life, perhaps till i die I will never again sleep, or live in a house that is not my own or rented by me.

If they give me the greatest and most beautiful house on earth I will not sleep or live it.

IF YOU DONT HAVE MIMD THAT CAN DO THIS YOU WILL BE TOYED AROUND. THIS WORLD IS ONLY WICKED PLACE I HAVE FOUND IN THE UNIVERSE

OYA RESOLVE

If I can not build or rent one for myself then it means I don't deserve to live in a home and I don't want any more.

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Politics › Igbo Revolutionary Economy Planning And Budget 2017-agriculture 1 by alanka(op): 1:03pm On Jul 17, 2017

Every child at 10 years and above is expected to help his or her parents I'm their farm as he learns along the line.

An igbo child that has completed his mandatary scheme as listed above is expected to go back to school (higher institution) and with years experience she has in the farm he or she shall be given exception to 200 level if he or she wishes to study Agric and agrix related courses.

Every student who complete secondary school education shall be given congratulatory stipend that worth 6 months salary of a degree holders after they have registered for the scheme under their govt.

Any student who does not participate in the scheme for any reason must not receive congtatolatory stipend. Any student that want the stipend should:

Clock 15 year or complete secondary education and register for the agriculture scheme.

Government is expected to provide all the tool including land for food crops. The agricultural land should be devided into 20 actre each and create good roads in between the acres.

Water supply, power supply, faterlizer and laborers, land... All of these must be provided by the government.

Parents are expected to put their children through the training starting from age 10 to 15 or till immediately they graduate from high school and save at least 12% of every harvest for the child until she graduates from higher institution.

Parents- lawyers, doctors, engineers etc it does not matter family must have farm. Sartuday and or Friday would be farm day all offices must close as all family must be in their ways to farm.

Government provides amenities as stated above and collects bills from the family for consumption of the amenities. Each family provides fertilizer for his farm while government provides it for the high school graduate. And the family pays tax also.

Romance › Re: I Broke Up With Her Because She Cheated, Now I Want Her Back. by alanka(f): 11:46am On Jul 17, 2017

So people of this generation are still hoping and believing that they can find faithful partners.

If 10 of every 11 girls within the age of 18 to 25 are not virgin then we can equally say the probability that a married woman or a fiancee will not be faith to her spouse is 10/11= 9.9 or99%

And will all know that even 999 of every 1001 are not virgin so where are you going to find the faithful?

With this it means there very high tendency (99%) that a wife or fiancee will not be faithful

Get yourself a baby mama if u cant commot your face

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Politics › Re: Igbo Revolutionary Economy Planning And Budget 2017-agriculture by alanka(op): 9:15am On Jul 17, 2017

Warship:
A machine can do what 1000 farmers can do

A robot can do what 10,000 farmers can do

But for you to develop a machine or robot, you need so many intelligent technological minds

Technology and not Agriculture rules the word.

AS FOR The Military
Training

A nation surrounded by enemies, must learn to defend herself

Have you asked yourself why Switzerland wasn't invaded by Hitler Germany.?

If you think Biafra is surrounded by friendly nations, then you must be dreaming

As for the military. I will remain the only enemy the mankind has and you know your shoulders can't standme i will not use my enemy to discipline them and will do that myself. I will bring mankind up to where they never thought and I will displace them military doest stand a chance in 100s years to come I will come back to pay you all

Politics › Re: Igbo Revolutionary Economy Planning And Budget 2017-agriculture by alanka(op): 9:09am On Jul 17, 2017

Warship:
A machine can do what 1000 farmers can do

A robot can do what 10,000 farmers can do

But for you to develop a machine or robot, you need so many intelligent technological minds

Technology and not Agriculture rules the word.

AS FOR The Military
Training

A nation surrounded by enemies, must learn to defend herself

Have you asked yourself why Switzerland wasn't invaded by Hitler Germany.?

If you think Biafra is surrounded by friendly nations, then you must be dreaming

do you mean we should use the money to import agric tech? If we do that it means we have given our job to others and they send their tech to execute it.

And we can not plan economy on research but on case studies

Do you know what we call labour and capital intensive?

Igbo nation has labour intensive advantage over capital intensive therefore the economy plan must base on what we have not what we would have.

Come and learn but don't make me hangry

Politics › Re: Igbo Revolutionary Economy Planning And Budget 2017-agriculture by alanka(op): 8:25am On Jul 17, 2017

Warship:
Totally wrong

Technology supersedes Agriculture because it can keep more people engaged

After secondary school, every Biafran should attend compulsory 3 years Technological & Military education before proceeding to higher institutions

In this Technological education, Biafrans will be taught how to manufacture at least 30 advance technological products.

This education will transform Biafrans into a nation of industrialists.

These industrialists will expand throughout Africa creating jobs and wealth for Africans

These jobs and wealth through Biafrans will cause Africans to respect the Biafrans and always side with the Biafrans

My dear sister and conductor1a, Agriculture is not the future

Technology is the future and should be made compulsory.

short the hell up. Every igboman must eat and be healthy before they can learn anything.

An hungry man can not learn.

I am even talking about agrix for now not education or technology.

Military? Do you mean they should keep learning war? Thinking war? The old days of war should be in their memory...?

Don't comment on thread again.

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Politics › Igbo Revolutionary Economy Planning And Budget 2017-agriculture by alanka(op): 6:40am On Jul 17, 2017

Every family and a child in igbo land must have farm.

A child that is 15 or that that has graduated from secondary school (whichever comes first) years and above should be given his or her land farm on which he must serve for 2 years before he proceeds to higher institution.

No Igbo child should proceed to higher institution without this service. The reward from the farm should be divided into four equal part

1. One part is given to government as its rewards for provision of implementation/machinery

2. One part goes to the immediate family of guidance of the child

3. One goes to the child for his immediate needs in life

4. The remaining part is saved for the child until after he graduates from higher institution.

Note: that family farming is food crops only (corn, cassava etc)

AGRICULTURE SECTOR should be divided into subsectors which are

Food crops, cash crops, live stock and agro processing.

Continue until I get data again

Politics › Re: . by alanka(f): 9:33pm On Jul 16, 2017

segunkass:
God speaks to human through proverbs in the sense that it' s first spoken in parables, then later interpreted.

Pharoah dreamt about the famine in Egypt , But God spoke to him in a proverb, It took the counsel of Joseph to interpret the dream ( Gen. 41; 1-36), likewise nebuchadnezzar it took the counsel of Daniel to Interpret the dream.(Daniel 4: 1-26) they are also many reference I'm the bible , just like the way our lord Jesus Christ spoke in parables and then later interpreted it....

This is the Interpretation of your dream:

Seeing yourself naked and covered with leaves means you have been stripped off cloths spiritually and now clothed with the evil leaves of the terrestrial world ( The witches and wizards) ...this simply means that you will lose everything you have soon, and walk hopelessly around without any meanful thing.

Seeing your mother means the spirit of your mother will have compassion on you because of your sufferings and therefore she will strive and come to give you your blessing back. (Corn means Blessing/money spiritually, but when it's burnt it means it has been destroyed by the terrestrial force ) But the evil people( Terrestrial forces) have seen it and have quickly destroyed it, therefore making the blessing void!

The military trucks and everything associated with military terms means three spiritual war going on in life right now ( seeing the military detention center in your father house means the terrestrial forces have dominated your father house, therefore all the members of your family that are truly holy( In God's doctrine) ran away from the terrestrial forces that dominated or has taken over the House.

Brethren believe me you, you are greatly beloved by God, If not he wouldn't have shown you this!

God is " spiritually revealing to you that ur family house in your village has been turned to the spiritual domain of the terrestrial forces where they put those they want to tortue or even Kill! And the worst of it all is that you have just been moved into detention

God has just revealed your nearest future to you, and the next thing to do is to act first

....as from now on fast continuously with fervent prayers and make sure you don't joke with night vigil

May we all be victorious in spiritual realm ..in Jesus Name. Amen.

Ori e ti daru.

Politics › Re: . by alanka(f): 9:29pm On Jul 16, 2017

segunkass:
God speaks to human through proverbs in the sense that it' s first spoken in parables, then later interpreted.

Pharoah dreamt about the famine in Egypt , But God spoke to him in a proverb, It took the counsel of Joseph to interpret the dream ( Gen. 41; 1-36), likewise nebuchadnezzar it took the counsel of Daniel to Interpret the dream.(Daniel 4: 1-26) they are also many reference I'm the bible , just like the way our lord Jesus Christ spoke in parables and then later interpreted it....

This is the Interpretation of your dream:

Seeing yourself naked and covered with leaves means you have been stripped off cloths spiritually and now clothed with the evil leaves of the terrestrial world ( The witches and wizards) ...this simply means that you will lose everything you have soon, and walk hopelessly around without any meanful thing.

Seeing your mother means the spirit of your mother will have compassion on you because of your sufferings and therefore she will strive and come to give you your blessing back. (Corn means Blessing/money spiritually, but when it's burnt it means it has been destroyed by the terrestrial force ) But the evil people( Terrestrial forces) have seen it and have quickly destroyed it, therefore making the blessing void!

The military trucks and everything associated with military terms means three spiritual war going on in life right now ( seeing the military detention center in your father house means the terrestrial forces have dominated your father house, therefore all the members of your family that are truly holy( In God's doctrine) ran away from the terrestrial forces that dominated or has taken over the House.

Brethren believe me you, you are greatly beloved by God, If not he wouldn't have shown you this!

God is " spiritually revealing to you that ur family house in your village has been turned to the spiritual domain of the terrestrial forces where they put those they want to tortue or even Kill! And the worst of it all is that you have just been moved into detention

God has just revealed your nearest future to you, and the next thing to do is to act first

....as from now on fast continuously with fervent prayers and make sure you don't joke with night vigil

May we all be victorious in spiritual realm ..in Jesus Name. Amen.

Politics › Re: . by alanka(f): 6:49pm On Jul 16, 2017

You do not know who took your cloth and nicked you even at your younger age you were nicked.

Me I know those that nicked me. Those that helped them. All of them stand them in secret looking at my nicked saying let wait and see what can he do in his nicked.

Those who nicked me

those who watch me nicked

those who help them to nicked me

those who prevent others from knowing that I am nicked

and those who are too busy to know

All of them are the same. Before they reach their destination they will be nicked even in their youth strength they will be...

Romance › Re: Please Mature Minds I Need Ur Advice And Suggestions by alanka(f): 5:26pm On Jul 16, 2017*

Obongawanesther:
. Pls wake up from slumber, i said mature minds and not kid like u.....maybe u r against education, can u point out d error in my post Uninvited tombo fly is wat u r

i donot that. I also make grammatical errors of all kinds, willingly or not. It is not my style to point at people's errors. But using your degree as a yardstick does not really make any sense. Because you don't even sound like a graduate

I am not a masure person for making it clear to you that if having degree is what makes you thing you are better, or you stand the chance then you are not because your construction, point seperation, grammar... do not even seem you are a graduate. So, you should be hoping he marries you not other way round OK?

But IG you don't know that there are grammatical errors in this your write-up go back to JSS 1. There are errors people make but could not correct them due to some reasons that is accepted. But if you claim as a graduate that you do not see errors in this, go back to JSS1

Romance › Re: Please Mature Minds I Need Ur Advice And Suggestions by alanka(f): 12:38pm On Jul 16, 2017

If we want to use your written English as a measure the guy should be the one asking if he should marry you or not.

See, degree certificate is not better than pepper they use to package akara at Ikeja along.

It does not even seem you worth him in your presentation

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Romance › Re: The Woman Who Lives With Her Husband And Her Lover Under The Same Roof. by alanka(f): 12:26pm On Jul 16, 2017

Oloriburuku no awon eleyi

Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Engaged To Oyinbo: “You Won't Know Peace If You Try To Put Asunder” by alanka(f): 12:25pm On Jul 16, 2017

I will choose poverty over this kind.

Romance › Re: Married Women Are Attracted To Me, I Dont Know Why!! by alanka(f): 12:23pm On Jul 16, 2017

Hmmm. It makes it more certain for me that my prick can be for a married woman. Somebody's mother.

Can't just imagine how irritating it would be finding myself on a married woman, a mother and or a other person.

I feel someone forces me to bow for devil in such case.

Dont you think? It would rather be better to do it with olosho.

Romance › Re: Advice Needed, I Can't Fall In Love. by alanka(f): 11:45am On Jul 16, 2017

Shey na by force? If you no fall in love then let love fall on you na. And if it no fall on you let it RISE from you.

It feet do u good o, if you feet leave am make in dey go jeje

Politics › Re: "President Buhari's First Photo In 68 Days Since He Left For UK" - Shehu Ashaka by alanka(f): 11:33am On Jul 16, 2017

This table water sha.

Anyway, na made in London

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Travel › Re: 4 Interesting Facts About Nigeria You Probably Didn’t Know by alanka(f): 10:31pm On Jul 14, 2017

Nonsense. The last one only makes sense.

It is true that we are happy people and we are happy because

1. We are in the zoo

2. We believe in the zooism

3. We are zoo lists

4. One small afonja is the head of the zoo

5. The zoo has 6 gates

6. One of the gates is breaking out and many zooists may escape

But our sorrow may start when lions and lionesses are brought to be our roomates

Politics › Re: Abdullahi Wamakko Mohammed Dies, Set For Burial (Photos) by alanka(f): 10:14pm On Jul 14, 2017

Make you no dey pray say make you no die. The prayer wey you go dey pray be say make you no stay inside this zoo so tey.

If you stay inside this zoo so tey and den come catch lions and lionesses come sey make den come be your roommates...hmm

You go know in your belle sey plane crash better.

Politics › Re: "The Anaconda And The Python": Shehu Sani Replies Aisha Buhari by alanka(f): 12:02am On Jul 13, 2017

This is confirmation that we are zooistz.

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Crime › Re: Obituary Of Family Of 5 Killed By Badoo Members In Ikorodu by alanka(f): 7:33pm On Jul 12, 2017

House rent must be very affordable in ikodu people are running away.

Emi ni eni ti o fe ku.

Where is my luggahe ? Ikorodu ya.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Why Does The American Establishment Hate Russia So Much? by alanka(f): 9:59pm On Jul 09, 2017

Missy89:
Complete crap!

I can’t think of any good reason why it should be. All Russia wants is a quiet life so that it can rebuild things – as Putin himself said, back before he was President:

"Quiet life and rebuild things" like annexing neighboring countries with little green men?

"Quiet life and rebuild things" like moving troops to Syria to defend a blood thirsty dictator?

lack of critical thinking among the people here makes it tiresome.

I will be waiting till the day people with metacognition, unbiased or low biased tendency people come here

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Crime › Re: Police Arrest Manufacturer, Dealer Of Illegal Firearms In Osun (pic) by alanka(f): 6:07pm On Jul 09, 2017

yommen:
Na wa o!

Even before white men came, there were blacksmiths in Yo'ba land. The fact that others dont make noise the way you do about their abilities does not mean they are unable. By the way, those are hunters' guns that are very common in all our villages. The real dealers are the politicians acquiring sophisticated fire arms for militants, boko haram and cultists. The police should go after them.

So afonja grand children want to go back to their forefather's work ?

What I know is afonjas use mouths rather than weapons.

Crime › Re: Police Arrest Manufacturer, Dealer Of Illegal Firearms In Osun (pic) by alanka(f): 5:09pm On Jul 09, 2017

Suspicious. Afonja making guns?

There is fire on the mountain.

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Family › Re: ATTENTION: Let The Entire Public Warn This Man To Stop Breaking Peoples Home by alanka(f): 4:12pm On Jul 09, 2017*

If truly the lecturer is troubling a family he may need to go and use his juju in prison.

Let him go and teach some prisoners juju to break prison

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Can't I Correct A Pastor? by alanka(f): 4:03pm On Jul 09, 2017

Correct afonja pastor on afonja land? Ha ha ha before you open your eyes you will see afonja youth unit of the church coming from all quadrants to attack you.

Afonja pastors are not known as pastors they are called

Daddy, P. Daddy, papa, papa ajasco or papa tosibe. You can't correct daddy you should know especially afonja pastors.

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