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PoliticsRe: Igbo Revolutionary Budget by alanka(op): 8:13pm On Jul 08, 2017
moninuola65:
wow!
what a colossal budget! even greater than that of Nigeria of 180 million!
it would have been better if it's man that telling this lie!
if you don't believe me ask short afonja.

That boy that usually wears camp. Shey be you know am? Abi you don't know that guy wey be coordinator for abuja, that short afonja boy wey get tall afonja wife? Shey be you don know am? Good ask him.

In Nigeria treasury Igbos have 9.9 trillion naira who does not like this should quickly use his belt.
PoliticsIgbo Revolutionary Budget by alanka(op): 4:29pm On Jul 08, 2017
Igbos as at 8th of July, 2017 have 9.9trillion naira inform of foreign and local currencies.

The treasure is expected to be expended on the following sectors of Igbo economy:

1. Agriculture

2. Banking

3. Technology

4. Construction: roads/bridges and housing

5 Education

6. Insurance

7. Training

8. Natural resources

9. Health

10. Production and savings

But before then there are many things to do.[b][/b]
PoliticsRe: We Prefer Restructuring, Not Break-up – Ohanaeze by alanka(f): 4:11pm On Jul 08, 2017
Whatever anyone has he can say.

You can reject the outcome at your own risk.
RomanceRe: But I Still Love Her And I Will Always Protect Her Interest by alanka(op): 7:48pm On Jul 07, 2017
Seunosewapenis:
Lesbiansad
Ori e buru ni? Oya were ni?
RomanceRe: But I Still Love Her And I Will Always Protect Her Interest by alanka(op): 7:46pm On Jul 07, 2017
Seunosewapenis:
Lesbiansad
Ori e buru no? Oya were ni?
RomanceBut I Still Love Her And I Will Always Protect Her Interest by alanka(op):
I do not have dagger to break the chain of love in which I am leashed. I am not also willing to to be loosed, I love her and I am glad that I love her much.

I spent too much time to nurture our love and she also spent too much time visiting other suitor in his office I was not happy with thevsituation but I loved her. I would be waiting for her in their sitting room, she would come out of her room and say hi...and she would cross the street to the other suitor shop yet I loved her.

I gave her more than enough time to see inside me, to know my secret person but she was too busy to look my eyes, she spent more than 80% of our time with the guy opposite I still loved her.

She never one day asked me, how are you feeling today? have you eaten, what is wrong with you, you are looking tired? she never said that these to me. But I used every little time I had with her to care about her, communicate with her because I loved her.I always tried to make sure I know about her health condition and state of mind so I can help when necessary because I loved her.

Sometime when she was in year 3, I told her i will want you to have your P.HD before you clock 30 years, I persuaded her, I really wanted her to do that so, I started a business in our name (my name and her name) because I was thinking by the time she finishes her youth service I will give her the business so, she can use the profit to finance her M.sc and P.HD program while I was planning to come and look for job in the city, I wanted her to have P. HD before marriage I had prepared all she needed because I loved her...the business made 2.5 million sales and 850,000 profit in first year my love was busy with love opposite her house I still loved her.

Her parents rejected me and sent me out of their house what did I do wrong? I DONT KNOW TILL TODAY my love did not come out to defend me but I still loved her.

The business that I opened for my love, to use it as a source of fund for her graduate program after she abandoned me, the political world got my signal and they climbed down on me and my love business and they destroyed it, the same political leaders who destroyed the business I created for her now collaborated with her my love again what can I do?

There is nothing I can do than to keep loving her. I am really hurt, my heart is sick and weak, I can not just stand seeing my love sad.

I stand on my word for her. I remain enemy of her enemy...because after all, I LOVE HER SO MUCH BUT SHE DOES NOT DESERVE ME
PoliticsRe: “It's Like Deji Adeleke Has Run Mad Due To The Death Of His Brother”- Aregbesola by alanka(f): 10:27pm On Jul 06, 2017
Common people tax"30 billion for the account"
RomanceA War Story That Was Once A Love Story by alanka(op):
I have unabated uniqueness and mechanism restructure that convert words, actions, body language, time...from their original meanings to another meanings in order to create unbreakable blockages as a measure against interest that stands against my interest.

This makes it possible to argue any case from any angle and win it. So, this makes it hard for a word, action...to penetrate and edit my interests. They stand the test of time...

If you try to use my interest against me, then you have played me game but I told you I don't like game, I am not a politician I don't play game.

Below are Reasons I can turn a love story to a war story ' A WAR STORY THAT WAS ONCE A LOVE STORY'

1. If someone I was once loved collaborates with my enemy, then I will consider her as one of them and i will stand for the battle regardless of whom and where. There cant be any reason for anyone to collaborate with those who stand against me in my favour

If someone I was once loved shares or discloses information about me to a person or group of persons with aim of making rewards directly or indirectly, I will stand for battle. The side with powerful information wins war, sharing my information with them? No no no I will stand against all of you all together


If someone I was once loved uses situation sorounding me as a tool to create name or importance for herself, expecially when she rejected me in the past. You can reject me in the past and use me now and future to create importance for yourself? That is bad you should know tell them you are not interested any more, they should bring their daughters

If I try as much as possible to create distance between her and myself but she at a point in time keeps parading herself in area where I am commonly found then I will consider that as a mock. And if you mock me, so you are more sucessful than as i am so you want to showcase your worth? You have a rich guy? Good for you but do not mock me, i may not forgive so, go away here, go away, may we never meet again


Anyone who does these to me no matter how much I loved or love her OUR HISTORY TOGETHER MAY BE REWRITTEN

BECAUSE as I am now, I am deaf to apology, romance, companionship, I am hurt in every area of my life and I am no more into anyone. Anyone who thinks he or she has chance to make a difference will just be adding to the trouble on the ground.

In case those who recruited you against me have not given you the detail of what they did to me since the last 7 years ask them for the detail.

THEY ARE LOOKING FOR SOMEOME TO PUSH FOWARD AND THEY COVER FACE

A WAR STORY THAT WAS ONCE A LOVE STORY
PoliticsRe: Continuous Rainfall: Lagos State Government Warns Citizens. by alanka(f): 4:58pm On Jul 06, 2017
OK! I dey inside dey wait food stuff...

Nonsense, talking as if they will starts distributing free food.

A state where not less than have of her population are feeding under the Inflence of ray should be indoors.

shiiiit
Romance20 Attributes Of A Teenage Girl With Her Fantasy 2 by alanka(op):
1. Isolation: some of them after marrying to their real husband and they find out that is not an angel then they isolate themselves from people including their husbands

2. Career: some of them end up picking love in a career job, they turn their job to their imaginary husbands

3. Single Mothers: some of them end up leaving their husband even after they have tried several men and could not find imaginary husbands.

4. Happiness: they force themselves to be happy, they therefore laugh at things that are not funny, many of them are basket mouth mumus, many of them are found in comedy night shows

5. Dominance: they like nominating men, they always see men around them as inferior therefore they want to dominate them, dictate to them

6. Everlasting Expectation: some of them even at 50 their memory is still fresh and it renews their expectation for perfect prince after their first child has graduated in university they are still awaiting

7. Adventures : some of them attend occassions, tourism, take on journey regularly with hope that they can meet their perfect prince.

8.Strict to Work With: it is also hard to work in the same office with them as a young man, you will face a lot of problem except if you look like their perfect prince

8. Baby Breastfeeding: they don't want to breastfeed their babies even after they have married. They want their breasts to be looking heaven and remain untouchable for the perfect prince

9. Room mate: These people treat their real husbands like their room mates, neigbours or relatives

10. Silence: suddenly sometime in their lives, they remain silent to their family, friends...because they don't feel fulfilled and believe one person or the other has failed to help them one way or the other in their lives
RomanceRe: 20 Attributes Of A Teenage Girl With Her Fantasy 1 by alanka(op): 2:06pm On Jul 05, 2017
If the moderators that had been outing some shiiit on FP claim that they do not see that these thread worth FP I will close my account.

And I will never come here again.

If those who have been influencing NL do not see that this is better then I am done here finally and a lot of troubles come with it.
RomanceRe: 20 Attributes Of A Teenage Girl With Her Fantasy 1 by alanka(op):
alanka:
Fantasy is embodiment of imagination of perfect love directed to known or unknown imaginary perfect prince with hope that the imagination will come to reality.

The followings are the attributes/charasteristics of A TEENAGE GIRL WITH HER FANTASY

1. RELIGIOUS: she is very rigioous, believing and waiting for God to send the prince. These teenage girls usually bear names like: Grace, Joy, happy, miracle etc

2. Beautification: these teenage girls are naturally beautiful yet they yet they enhance it.

3. Dreamers: they have nightmares time to time, they talk to their imaginary and perfect prince in their dream.

4. Clean record: they try as much as possible to make sure that they do not have bad past. They want to remain virgin, beautiful,
responsible...along the line waiting for the perfect prince

5. Special Name: they commonly have some beautiful names like: Queen, Love, Lovely, Princess, angels..., king's daugther etc

6. Underate: they underate any young guy that does not display some or all the quanlity they are expecting from their perfect prince

7. Overate: they usually overate themselves, they see themselves better than other girls around

8. Frustration: at a time in life when the expectation is getting longer, they become discouraged and they try to mingle with others

9. Mummy' Pet: in many cases they are not able to make right decision by themselves, their parents influence all their decision

10. Late Marriage: Many of them wait many years for imaginary prince, they end up marrying late in life....even wrong person.
11. Blame on Guys: when their fantasy is not coming as expected they end up blaming young men around them for not being handsome, rich, caring, selfless, tall....

12. Remained unmarried: some of them remained unmarried, before they wake up to reality their peers have all married and they won't want to go for younger ones or younger ones don't even want them.

13. Remarriage: many of them usually have broken homes, they end up divorcing and remarry due to the fact that, they remain unhappy, or they find true love in someone else.


14. Self Devaluation: it gets to a time in life that these people devalue their personal worth to give some men they used to see as inferior some chance

15. Spiritual and Magical: they believe so much in supernatural power and they put their hope therein for their perfect prince to appear in the sky

16. Devaluation of Self-achievement: all those degrees, awards...they had worked hard for will become almost nothing at a point in time when their expectations are dying

17. After Marriage Crisis: they end up becoming trouble to their husbands. Many of the things they see in their imaginary husbands are not found in their real husband and this usually lead to crisis

18. Adultery: Some of them end up commiting adultery, when they see someone that has quality they found in their imaginary husbands but not in their real husband

19. Regret: They always have one thing or the other to regret about their love life. Perhaps they have lost the right or the better person to accept someone else.

20. They Become Love Advisers: they end up using their lives as example for others. They will say do you know so so person? He was my suitor he did everything in his capacity to marry me but today I am regretting it....
Romance20 Attributes Of A Teenage Girl With Her Fantasy 1 by alanka(op):
Fantasy is embodiment of imagination of perfect love directed to known or unknown imaginary perfect prince with hope that the imagination will come to reality.

The followings are the attributes/charasteristics of A TEENAGE GIRL WITH HER FANTASY

1. RELIGIOUS: she is very religious, believing and waiting for God to send the prince. These teenage girls usually bear names like: Grace, Joy, Happy, Miracle etc

2. Beautification: these teenage girls are naturally beautiful yet they enhance it.

3. Dreamers: they have nightmares time to time, they talk to their imaginary and perfect prince in their dream.

4. Clean Record: they try as much as possible to make sure that they do not have bad past. They want to remain virgin, beautiful,
responsible...along the line waiting for the perfect prince

5. Special Name: they commonly have some beautiful names like: Queen, Love, Lovely, Princess, angels..., king's daugther etc

6. Underate: they underate any young guy that does not display some or all the quanlity they are expecting from their perfect prince

7. Overate: they usually overate themselves, they see themselves better than other girls around

8. Frustration: at a time in life when the expectation is getting longer, they become discouraged and they try to mingle with others

9. Mummy's Pet: in many cases they are not able to make right decision by themselves, their parents influence all their decision

10. Late Marriage: Many of them wait many years for imaginary prince, they end up marrying late in life....even wrong person.
PoliticsRe: Draft Of The Oodua Region Yoruba Constitution by alanka(f): 7:05am On Jul 05, 2017
Jetleeee:
http://dawncommission.org/strategyRoadmap.php

Scroll down. There are 2 pdf documents there. I think it's the second one
All the schools in afonja land have to be closed down until further notice.

Afanjas can be dreaming, give an afonja pencil he will start dreaming, and he will take days writing s!!!!t like this.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Regretted Saying No To A Person? Why? by alanka(f): 10:23pm On Jul 04, 2017
Guseh:
I met the babe during our final SIWES supervision in Abuja and that was 2nd semester 300L. We were to resume back to school the following week for our final year(400L) session.
So, we(siwes students in Abj) where all require' to meet at a point for the final supervision. On getting to that location, i noticed her and saw some cool qualities in her.
As a guy man now, i swiftly made a move...introduce myself to her, got her contact and at the end of the whole stuff i paid for her Tfare back home.

I kept intouch with her immediately we resumed for our final year session. Fixed a date and made my feelings known to her.
She proved hard to get throughout our 400l 1st semester, but during our 2nd semester... she invited me to her lodge, showed me some pics and singled out a guy in those pics as her boyfriend. I was deeply hurt because my love for her had already move to a different level.

I got home that very and chose not to ever disturb her, but we still talk' on phone, chats and she paid me a visit on two accasions before we graduated.

She later confessed to me after we graduated that she had an issue with her boyfiend even before we graduated and that was why she paid me those visits and that she was really into me.

At that time i was in Abj while she's in Lagos. I consider some factors which includes my new girl friend and long distance.
But i was mad at her because of the distance, she did not tell me her true feelings while we where still in school.

You know people often feel something but express something else and i hate such people!
So, i have learnt the art of sayin nothing in such a way that it leaves nothin unsaid.

The long distance was a no no for me. during our service year i did not tell her the state i was posted to due to the fact that it was quite close to her own.

She did something special on my birthday, she organized her fellow corp members, they composed a birthday song for me and sang it to my hearing via phone. She made my day with that song though, but this time i was already in love with my Cherish and on a state of no turning back.

That's quite similar with the Op's story, right?
Cc: piroux
Shot up Jo. How does this relate to op's? Op's story is fantasy nightmare or fairy tail.

What pains me about this kind of thread is that when they wake up from the nightmare they don't usually come back to create another thread to tell that their first threads are from nightmare, fantasy or fairy tale.

OP is just a teenager that is just growing to understand feeling and you know that people of her category look everything from perfect angle.

They always dream of marrying prince from another planet living in big kingdom with many slaves...don't my op, she will wake up to reality.

Abegy.
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Cabal & Saraki Meet On How To Stop Osinbajo From Becoming President- SR by alanka(f): 10:01pm On Jul 04, 2017
Only way saraki can witness what befalls this country is prison.

Saraki not witness it or he does in prison .
PoliticsRe: "I Heard The Audio Inciting Northerners To Slaughter Igbos On Oct 1" – FFK by alanka(f): 7:58pm On Jul 04, 2017
The north must come for me first they know that.

Ha ha ha for every igbo that dies before Oct, 1 ten lives will pay back.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Regretted Saying No To A Person? Why? by alanka(f): 7:27pm On Jul 04, 2017
connectpoint:
yu got the wrong buddy
good bye.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Regretted Saying No To A Person? Why? by alanka(f): 7:17pm On Jul 04, 2017
connectpoint:
I feel your frustration... Perhaps you're too factual in your writing and need to add some drama. Moreso, you may need to check the time you post your articles, post during off-peak seasons so when there's a lack of spicy content to push forward you have a higher chance of making your desired MP. I recommend that you write in bulk, save them but post them strategically, and please be dramatic, don'tbe factual or too intelligent,as Nigerians have a distaste towards intelligently driven content, make it big and really really dramatic.
so this one two has come here to sell MTN product in expectation to reach FP and he wants to use me to achieve the goals

Look at me eyeballs to eyeballs you won't get there with me.

Alanka can be defined as an imbedded machine that has 10 eyes but sees with 1000 eyes 10 mouths both sees with 1000 mouths yet chooses not to see the nearest objects and communicates the pressing issues.

Do you understand ?
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Regretted Saying No To A Person? Why? by alanka(f): 3:07pm On Jul 04, 2017
connectpoint:
Lol.. i feel your pain but i've never been FTC or posted a thread and don't care, you should take it easy bae.. how far..na wetin Ekiti people do you oh ?
I don't right my article for fb my readers know how to find me.

But I have seen 100s that worth FP but not
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Regretted Saying No To A Person? Why? by alanka(f): 3:01pm On Jul 04, 2017
piroux:
Wow, you could have made your point without trying to demean me or my story. I was excited at the FP stuff, i didnt know you needed to be ancient to get there. Its all good, i am not a moderator though nor an afonja so...... shrugs
I know afonjas if I see them, even afonja trouble makers I know...I know you claiming to be an afonja is a lie, I know you are a liar because you lied for your BF that you have BF now you are losing for NL'ers that you are afonja...a pity
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Regretted Saying No To A Person? Why? by alanka(f): 2:47pm On Jul 04, 2017
connectpoint:
Strange but i've filed a petition on ya behalf...
Yeah also op must be probed for claiming to be an afonja, for possible offering of bribe to reach FP and attempt to turn nairalanders to mumus.

The mods must be probed for possible collection of pribe either in past or future, double standards, breach of trust and misusing of his or her office.

The powers behind it must also be probed? Who are they ? What do they stand to gain? What do nairalanders stand to lose? The financial transactions that the exchanges hands...
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Regretted Saying No To A Person? Why? by alanka(f): 1:19pm On Jul 04, 2017
I need EFCC, ICPC, INTERPOL, NIA AND KBS to probe the moderators . romance section.

The OP of this thread registered on NL less down an hour and her thread made FP. Is either the mods have collected bribe, the mods are influenced by power that be or a mod wrote this. We need to brobe it.

Many beautiful and educative articles were written posted but did not make FP, some people have been members here before God called mosses and they write good articles every week yet no FP for them.

But this person within an hour she subscribed she wrote some lies and she came in here on FP.

She was 20 yet she was not old enough to take right decision when 18 year olds are signing million dollars contract. Even as final year.

If op is an afonja, I would have known what to say.
Nonsense.
PoliticsRe: Welcome Back by alanka(op): 10:03pm On Jul 01, 2017
hmbassey1960:
owu blast you dey. itid inno
If they born those you serve well make dey form Bruce Lee.
PoliticsRe: Ekiti People Are Looking For My Trouble by alanka(op): 8:27pm On Jul 01, 2017
hmbassey1960:
daugther of yaba left
all daughters in your family starting from 16 yeas to come will
PoliticsRe: Welcome Back by alanka(op): 8:21pm On Jul 01, 2017
hmbassey1960:
come oh how dis fone take reach your hand abi for yaba left dem dey dash fone
plane crash ni o ma pa awon ti o ran.

Sango ni o ma pa Iwo fun rae. Omo ofo.
PoliticsEkiti People Are Looking For My Trouble by alanka(op): 6:35pm On Jul 01, 2017
Ekiti people in conjunction and collaboration with APC and some power that be. Power like dangote and otedola formed cabal with some ekiti people and APC to directly move against my interest in ekiti.

Eyawere ni? Abi aye yin febaje no? I didn't want to talk for a week but you made me broke my silence.

The APC governorship aspirants and his deputy under 24 hours must be removed. If by this time tomorrow they are still standing as APC candidates I will come and exercise my wrath on ekiti people and it would last for decades.

Ogun fe payin ni.

I am with my phone waiting for the news to hear that APC Deputy and governorship aspirants have stepped down. Ko ni da fun baba yin lo kan kan.
PoliticsWelcome Back by alanka(op): 6:15pm On Jul 01, 2017
Song: Welcome back welcome back welcome back, welcome welcome welcome back welcome back welcome back welcome back I see you like like that welcome welcome back welcome back...

Ndigbos, those who were born in south and taken to the north from their childhood, welcome back

Ndigbo those who are were born in the north I never being I'm the south welcome home

Ndigbo, those who business took to the north welcome back

Ndigbo, and all other southerners are congratulated for the privilege to see their brothers and sisters who had being in exile for ages.

Hope the Eastern governors have done the necessary things to welcome them.

Heeeemmm where is this shurt boy? Where is this afonja boy wh add is his name gan papa. Hope you have settled the governors? I know one hear shiiit.

As they are trooping in, be settling them down in their IDPs camp.

NO STORY
PoliticsRe: Igbo Quit Notice: I'm Ready To Be Arrested - Arewa Youth Leader, Yerima. by alanka(f): 7:53pm On Jun 28, 2017
If has been borough to my notice that Afanjas Movement Association has been broken into factions as follows:

1. Afonjas E-War Congress in the Zoo (AECZ)

2. Afonjas Anti-Igbo Association in th. Zoo (AAAZ)

3. Afonjas Advocate Progress in the Zoo (AAPZ)

These three associations were esterblished over the weekend and all effort to rebuk them was proved abortive as the same afonjas used bodies to block all the intervention.

Afonjas be like lion and Zoo.

The longer you are in the zoo the lazy you become.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Man Meets Talented Artist In Abuja Market. See What He Did Within 5 Minutes. by alanka(f): 4:55pm On Jun 26, 2017
Nutase:
The presidency can use him to substitute the official photographer. He will be the official drawer huh
afonja woman don come. So if will be 20 all of us should gonpa until he finishes with us?

Afonja woman
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Man Meets Talented Artist In Abuja Market. See What He Did Within 5 Minutes. by alanka(f): 4:54pm On Jun 26, 2017
Nutase:
The presidency can use him to substitute the official photographer. He will be the official drawer huh
afonja woman don come. So if will be 20 all of us should gonpa until he finishes with us?

Adonis woman.
FamilyRe: Most Women Respect Spiritual Leaders Than Their Husband - Bamisepeter's Blog by alanka(f): 7:19pm On Jun 25, 2017
Expwcially if the spiritual leader is an afonja with plenty hair and get camp for Ibadan express way they will even call him daddy.

When their husbands say A they will say daddy says A=3y² and if their husbands say no I mean A is first letter and letter before BUT they will say no B = or > A

Nonsense.

I have devised machinery to desterbalise AMA (Afonjas Movement Association) on NL no chance for them.

Afonja spiritual leaders and the women members be like ogogoro and Oshogbo weed. Both make you go crazy.

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