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PoliticsRe: Igbo Revolutionary Budget 2017 by alanka(op): 11:40am On Jun 17, 2017
Afonjas great grand children with their mouths. lazy in action but hardworking in mouths.

Afonjas, if they born that shut man well make he no do as I said.

Afonjas pikin and insult be like church and mosque in nigeria
PoliticsRe: Igbo Revolutionary Budget 2017 by alanka(op): 12:14am On Jun 17, 2017
yio ba baba yin ni oko kan.
PoliticsIgbo Revolutionary Budget 2017 by alanka(op):
I don't have any direct interest in Nigeria budget. whatever they do with their money is non of my business I don't care. I have never once told or asked government to budget this for that at anytime.

likewise, this time I will not ask you how much to budget for this or that. I only want to add this as a revolutionary budget.

This evolutionary budget is estimation or proposal being part of 10 trillion naira (ten trillion naira) damages, paid by Nigeria to south east Nigeria (Igbo nation) for the massacre of their children, fathers, mothers...50 years ago by Nigeria government.

from findings, some countries who enjoyed deaths of Igbo children came in support of Nigeria government by selling weapons, idea, information to Nigeria government in all possible ways to massacre the innocent Igbo children.

from our findings the countries that supported Nigerian government in committing this gross genocide against Igbo did this as hatred towards Igbo nation therefore they will pay huge damages in nearest future.

as for Nigeria, payment of the 10 trillion naira of the 10 trillion damage begins in 2017 budget and it appears as Igbo Revolutionary Budget 2017. For good 4 years Igbo children were massacred and within the next four years starting from 2017 to 2020 Nigeria government will pay 2.5 trillion naira each (two trillion and 500 billion)

Detail
Source of fund: from treasury account (foreign currency)

span of time : 4 year

Period: 2017 to 2020

The beneficiary: South east Nigeria (Igbo)

The receivers : southeast governors

payers: Nigeria government

purpose: damages for 1966 to 70 massacre

...continue...
PoliticsRe: The Early Mistakes Of President Muhammadu Buhari Administration by alanka(f): 3:26pm On Jun 16, 2017
Saraki will go to jail not majorly for corruption but time and position
PoliticsRe: War Crime: We Stand By Our Report - Amnesty International by alanka(f): 12:55pm On Jun 16, 2017
rainylad:
.....Good..Nigeria on the brink,its a matter of time.
North east supposes to leave Nigeria jeje
PoliticsRe: 2019: North Wants Buhari, Even On Wheelchair –ACF Chieftain by alanka(f): 6:30pm On Jun 14, 2017
So if not that you killed Abiola, you accused him, deprived him of his right you would not have put obasanjo there?

In a country where I know that north in that time could not put south east or south south there, then it means

NORTH WOULD HAVE CONTINUED.

WHERE IS MY GUN, I HAVE TO VISIT NORTH
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Is Behind The North And South-east Crisis-northern Elders by alanka(f): 6:07pm On Jun 14, 2017
Please, I am looking for one boy. One shut boy that normally wears cap. I don't know his name but someone says is acting, I really want to see him, if anyone sees him please, tell him that I have been looking for him or help me to deliver this message to him.

I was told he has signed 2017 budget into law, is it true? Though, I don't believe that that boy can do that. Although, recently I have been hearing him jump around from one acassion to the other. Last time I saw him on nairaland he wore agbada, a sign that he is now stealing how did he get money to buy agbado? His boss did not buy agbado for him where did get it. Perhaps, he has done budget padding to get money to buy agbada that was why he quickly signed the budget.

Anyway, whoever sees him should tell him that if truly he signed the budget into law, he should quickly go and tear it. I give him 24 hours to tear the budget.

Come back here I am still talking, tell him as he sat and sorounded by lesgislooters to sign and after the signure as they were clapping so shall they also soround him and clap for him as he tears the budget into pieces.


I am on my way to RCCG if he does not tear it within the stipulated time then he will share tear in burial. You will bury your oga that teaches you disobedience.

Idiot
PoliticsRe: Saraki Speaks On His CCT Trial Win: "I Bear No Grudge Against Anyone" - by alanka(f): 5:32pm On Jun 14, 2017
Iro nla.

Baba nla iro. Dey no born them papa way make them no refile your case and bring out evidence.

I know they will not want to shoulder your trouble. Less than a month...to this time...

Except if they and their generations want to die for you.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians React After CCT Clears Saraki Of False Asset Declaration Charges by alanka(f): 5:26pm On Jun 14, 2017
Ori yin ti daru. Eniti o ma pe lewon ju obo lo.

Thank God is in zoo already and he will from zoo go to zoo
PoliticsRe: Governor Fayose's Prediction On Bukola Saraki Has Come To Pass. (see Screenshot) by alanka(f): 5:21pm On Jun 14, 2017
Who frees him? Were ni awon bobo yi ni? Are they saying the prosecutor did not have enough evidence against him? E ya were ni? There case against him.

No, is not free is case just began. Start all over again and bring out all the buried evidence.

I means from beginning, let start again. Within the nest one month let see out it goes. Nonsense.
PoliticsRe: Five Feared Killed As Dino Melaye's Protest Turns Bloody In Kogi by alanka(f): 2:24pm On Jun 14, 2017
seunlly:
then I will find another way.
OK! Mafi oribe o
PoliticsRe: Five Feared Killed As Dino Melaye's Protest Turns Bloody In Kogi by alanka(f): 11:15pm On Jun 12, 2017
seunlly:
Then I will unpledged
the process may take 20 years atleast if is on fast track
PoliticsRe: Five Feared Killed As Dino Melaye's Protest Turns Bloody In Kogi by alanka(f): 10:47pm On Jun 12, 2017
seunlly:
We dont need that.
Free food starts from here in west.
You have pledged your elegance to zoo masters.
PoliticsRe: Five Feared Killed As Dino Melaye's Protest Turns Bloody In Kogi by alanka(f): 9:53pm On Jun 12, 2017
seunlly:
is it necessary we wait.
remained in it. Is good after all if you leave you won't get free food again
PoliticsRe: Five Feared Killed As Dino Melaye's Protest Turns Bloody In Kogi by alanka(f): 9:47pm On Jun 12, 2017
seunlly:
doing what.
waiting to be unleashed by the Igbos.
BusinessRe: Business Consultancy Services by alanka(op):
Continues...

SMALL AND MICRO BUSINESS ACCOUNTING TERMINOLOGIES

21 Overtrading: this is a situation whereby a trader stocks more than he can sell at a particular time, this may lead to reductions in working capital, goods damages and expiry

22. Capital employed: this is total business assets minus current liabilities of the business

23. Working capital: this is otherwise known as circulating capital, it amount of cash available in the business for day to day running of the business, this is derived by cs-cl

24. Owner's equity: this is amount of funds that the owner contributed from his pocket into the business. This is not loan it is your savings you inject into the business. It is otherwise called net worth or proprietor's fund

25. Loan: this is money borrowed with aim of refunding it within one accounting year. It may be zero interest or not.
PoliticsRe: Five Feared Killed As Dino Melaye's Protest Turns Bloody In Kogi by alanka(f): 6:44pm On Jun 12, 2017
seunlly:
actually I'm back now so where are willhuh
in the zoo
PoliticsRe: Five Feared Killed As Dino Melaye's Protest Turns Bloody In Kogi by alanka(f): 3:50pm On Jun 12, 2017
seunlly:
I'm coming back for you not now
low ba3
you will come back in 2037?
PoliticsRe: Five Feared Killed As Dino Melaye's Protest Turns Bloody In Kogi by alanka(f): 3:41pm On Jun 12, 2017
seunlly:
what is this one saying nowhuh.
Who said he is the only corrupt leaders he is just a corrupt man who talks too much. And that is affecting him.
that is what I am saying. There will also be one thing or the other to use against him. Even if he does not talk you know what to do to make him talk and if he talks you will find trouble in his words.

If you want to put someone in troubles interview him more often, give him chance to talk on different occasions in the country, allow him to discuss general issue give him more avenue to talk on ranges of issue. If he keeps talking no matter how much he is careful in his speesh they will find him erred because that is the plan in first place.

Man I don't like it when someone spoonfeeds me, I can eat it. I was once a politician. And here I am watching them and their games everyday.
PoliticsRe: Five Feared Killed As Dino Melaye's Protest Turns Bloody In Kogi by alanka(f): 3:17pm On Jun 12, 2017
Since this guy flooded sahara report they have been threatimg him as if na only him be fraudster, corrupt leader or liar in this country.

I don't know what he did, he is doing and will do that other political leaders did not do , have not done, are not doing and will not do.

But it is certainly sure Omo to ni mama onisun koni torungbe ko nifoju borun debi ti o ma sun fon fon.
PoliticsRe: Igbo Quit Notice: Press Release By South East Governors Forum by alanka(f):
Igbos are in the zoo as they have claimed it to be.

Nigeria government has successfully paralysed Igbos by taking away some means from them. Do you know why there is no international seaport in the southeast?

It is to coautail Igbos. But this same seaport is in the abuja a centre mostly sorrounded by the north states.

Also in Lagos, in the hands of afonjas who can not be 100% trusted. If this is not a better excuse, there can never be a bettet one in the future.

This occasion has launched you into knowing what lives inside the north states. To convert your asset to their is their project. A project they had been nurturing from a time immemorial.

Massacre Igbos' kids, infants, fathers, mothers were subject to worth more than 10 trillion naira a debt that must be paid. A debt that if not paid ha ha ha

All the foreign currencies, naira, crude oil, gas, asset will be used to pay the debt if not promise with heaven and earth they will be all wiped out of the face of the earth. The slaves and their masters will be powerless.

However, if you miss this I am done. I am done. You miss it i am not intrested anymore.All those who set this up will not get what they wanted.
EducationRe: Ten Most Expensive Secondary Schools In Nigeria 2017 by alanka(f):
tensazangetsu20:
Trust me babe, no amount of connections and money can take you into an ivy league if yu are not academically proficient. The people who go those schools have outstanding accomplishments.
Hmm so, bperhaps yet to see those who went to these schools doing exploit in this country.

I heard of those who attended Queens' and kings' colleges doing exploit in this country than these ones.

Or are they getting trained there to be exported for other countries economies?

Also, don't some of them attempt JAMB here too? None of them gives JAMB some brutal challenge. I believe thousands of students in this category of school sometime in the past sat JAMB did they absolutely do above average Nigerian who attended the street schools.

I am trying to let you see that those of us who attended 100,000
naira and below secondary schools went to universities abroad among kids, white, asian and black...kids who attended secondary schools that worth 6 million naira in their various countries and those who came from humble backgrounds are still at par with them in their degree programmes.



I have not heard these kids score 5.0 AGP. And those we heard coming out with first attended in universities were not reported to have attended these secondary schools.

Necessity misplacement comes in when you have money, expecially when you steal publics funds.

I will believe something else if I see the kids leading in everything they do, A parallel, First Class with over 4.75, the best moral standard in our society, offering of best solutions to our societal problems..., winning cowbell math competition back to back...if not then I see it as shit

From my secondary school I understood maybe I should say I thought myself how to set accounting questions from my brain, use the questions to prepare subsidiary books, use sub. books to do bookkeeping, use the bookkeeping to prepare double entry, do balancing off, do the trial balance (my trial balances are always balanced), use the trial balance to prepare the account ( be it, trading profit and loss account, company account, manufacturing account...as it maybe applicsble.), create additional information from my brain and prapare my balance sheet (my balance sheets are always balanced) And my school fee was 200 naira and below.

If you are in accounting profession you will understand what I am saying here and you will surely ague that is impossible but this is what I started doing since SS2 can these kids do this? If they can't there is nothing special in their schools and them young poor guys are doing exploit out here.

In my secondary school days, I knew math so much that I was creating math formulas, I was solving math in my brain, without biro I was solving math topics of all kinds off hand. MY SCHOOL FEE WAS 200 NAIRA AND BELOW

They are not different to anyone, perhaps, as someone said, they are better than us in their SPOKE ENGLISH.
EducationRe: Ten Most Expensive Secondary Schools In Nigeria 2017 by alanka(f): 8:29am On Jun 12, 2017
tensazangetsu20:
I don't know about other schools but loyola jesuit teaches it's kids above syllabus. An ss2 student there can comfortably tackle second year university engineering mathematics. Most of them when they finish it's ivy league or Russell group straight up. Most Nigerians who go to MIT, harvard and stanford from Nigeria go to loyola jesuit.
hmmm hmm over syllabus... and comnection.
EducationRe: Ten Most Expensive Secondary Schools In Nigeria 2017 by alanka(f): 8:27am On Jun 12, 2017
calberian:
On one end, it's not all about money. On the other end, it's not all about academics anymore.

Sometimes, a core reason for sending wards to these relatively expensive schools is the HNI network potential which will be considerably more difficult to obtain elsewhere.
OK!
EducationRe: Ten Most Expensive Secondary Schools In Nigeria 2017 by alanka(f): 1:45am On Jun 12, 2017
Are they going to be thought above syllabi?

If they will not be thought above syllabi then there is nothing good about it.

I have some bad boys, who went to PS and scored above 300 in JAMB and I am sure that many of those that attended these expensive schools did not score that much.

It is not all about money only.
CelebritiesRe: Bob-Manuel Udokwu: "Igbos Please Come Back Home" by alanka(f):
12 years ago, i met an Igbo lady, it was four years after I told my girlfriend that i was not going to continue the relationship we became good friends, I got to know her better through her older brother who turned out to be my friend.

I became their family friend, I was free to come and go at wish, sometime along the line I told her I love her but she said she is busy with her education perhaps, after her first degree she would know what to say, I knew she had many suitors like me.

However, she was suspecting me of many things, there were many things she did not know about me, she was also thinking I must be pretending, She was thinking, man can not be this perfect this man must be pretending. So she was exhibiting all kinds of behavoius to test my real person but because I was not anyway pretending to get her she could not believe that that was real me.

One day, 2007 she did something that was vary bad to me, she hurt me badly, I did not get angry, she was expecting to see person other than what she knew me to be, she thought my real person would be revealed. Then I called her she sat beside me on the arm of 3 seater chair in their sitting room and I told her. NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO TO ME I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU.

IF YOU PUT GUN IN MY FOREHEAD AND YOU PULL THE TRIGGER IF I HAVE CHANCE TO LIVE AGAIN I WILL STILL AND WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU. THIS IS NOT NEGOTIABLE.

For us thing did not work out. She married someone else today...she is happily married woman maybe sometimes somewhere she denied my love. she failed me...it does not really matter, what matters is I promise her my love and I still love her not love her alone but love her so much, love her with all my heart and I will use everything in my power to protect her and her kinsmen. Her people her my people her enemies are my enemies.

She and her family hurt me, they put injury in my heart but I will not still leave them and their kinsmen to be dealt with any how.

Her elder brothers were good friends of mine her younger sisters were my good friends they hurt me but I still love them and I will not trade them and their kinsmen for almajiril.

Igbo come home.
BusinessRe: SKILLS ACQUISITION SEMINAR/TRAINING by alanka(f): 4:26pm On Jun 11, 2017
onyeakwanga:
NEXT SEMINAR LOADING
I believing some people are getting help in this. Is a good one bro.
BusinessRe: Business Consultancy Services by alanka(op): 1:49pm On Jun 11, 2017
SMALL AND MICRO BUSINESS ACCOUNTING TERMINOLOGIES AND MEANNINGS

1. Opening stock: this is total amount of goods remained in last accounting year and transfers to start the new year trading.

2. Closing stock: this is total amount of goods remained unsold at the end of the accounting year. This is a business asset.

3. Purchases: this is amount of goods bought purposely to resell them

4. Sales: this is total amount of goods that are sold. This includes cost of the goods and profit

5. Carriage inwards: this is the total amount of money spend on transportation of the goods into the business/shop

6. Carriage outwards: this is the total amount of money spent to transfer goods to customers.

7. Returns inwards: this is the goods returned to us by our customers because the goods are damaged, wrong description, expiry etc

8. Returns outwards: this is the goods we return to our suppliers because the goods are damaged, wrong description, expiry etc

9. Cost of goods available for sales: this is total amount it takes a trader provide the goods he wants to sell to the consumers. This inlucles: opening stock + purchases + carriage inwards - returns outwards

10. Cost of goods sold: This is total amount of money that takes to provides the goods that we have already sold.

11. Gross Profit: This is a trader's profit that includes expenses adjustment. It includes net profit and paid and unpaid expenses.

12. Carried down: this is a situation where a balance is being carried transfer for adjustment in the next account

13. Expense: this this is money spent to carry out day-to-day activities of the business and they are as follows

14. Carriage outwards in 6

15. General or sundary expenses: these are petty expenses that are too small to open account for and therefore put them together as one expenses

16. Electricity bill: this is amount paid for the cossuption of power in your business

17. Insurance: this is premium pay to insurance company by the your business to share your risk

18. Drawings: this is amount of money you spend out of the busineess money for personal use. e. g the money you withdraw from the business to pay your house rent

19. Transportation: this is amount or allowance spent to move the traders around on the behalf of the business

20. Depreciation : this is wear and tear or worn-out that the business fixed asset goes through as a result of continue usage of the asset.

Others coming up letter
PoliticsRe: Igbo Free To Form Their Own Nation, We Can Live Without Them — Arewa Youths by alanka(f): 11:19am On Jun 11, 2017
What I am very sure of is that northerners are targeting Igbo property in the north.

Either now or future, north will forcely take it over from the north.

No matter how Igbo try, you can satisfy the north as far as you still own those big businesses, all they want is to take it over and they will do it successfully as they have done in the past.

They will kill you and take possession of your properties those they have been waiting for.

As you are working hard to wise great they also working hard on how to take your possions. If don't don't ake it now, it maybe next be 10, 20, 30...years but they will surely achieve it then you will lose more than what you let go.

In history this has been their ways, and this is purpose of Islamic, if they postpone it that doest not mean you it will not come to pass.

And if southeast fail to leave now, I promise them it would worst than the civilvil war.
InvestmentRe: Apply Now: FG Unveils #pebechack, To Reward Best Innovator With N1.5m by alanka(f): 8:59pm On Jun 10, 2017
Spazwik:
You have your reasons and they are valid, but i wouldn't advise anyone to stop trying
you are but as a business consultant I will not advise anyone to try this kind of risk if he knows he can't bear the loss.

The cost is termed as sun cost I cant bear
PoliticsRe: Take Quit Notice Serious, MASSOB Warns Igbo by alanka(f):
Movic1:
Is your dad the Educated mad man? I will be glad to see him.
If a Igbo man kills my son, I will still trade him to 1000 almajiril that helped me to kill my enemies.

I will support Igbo man with my blood rather than to be among afonja grand children who are waiting to suffer the same fate with their grandfather afonja and their father awaolowo.

I will rather support underdog and die with with than to share afonja's and his sons' fate.

I chose not to be among the self made slave. I will rather die.

But you know what I will not die, but I will stand on my feet watching anyone against Igbo die like dogs, like birds killed by a truck, I will stand until this is achieved.

As for you, I know animal gene is in your DNA, animal f****k your mother to produce you so I sent expect much from you.
Your blood will paint the street, part of your body will scatter on the ground, they will have to pick them one after the other for your burial. Cowards will not have second Chance to live this time.

I stand on my feet and declear war on when clears war on Igbo. Be it northeast, northwest, north central, south south, southeast.

Igbos have repeatedly have me bad yet, I will not trade Igbo man for a northerners, I STAND FOR IGBO AGAIST ANYONE WHO STAND AGAIST IGBO.

IF YOUR FATHER WAS BORN WELL QUOTE ME. OLORIBURUKU OMOADANU. YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO DIE
PoliticsRe: Take Quit Notice Serious, MASSOB Warns Igbo by alanka(f): 9:03pm On Jun 07, 2017
Movic1:
huh IF I hear? Forget about the "behafra" higihaga cheesy. An average igboman would rather die in the North than for him to go back to the East. Igbos can't do without Nigeria.

Ipod yoot yesterday dey shout the North have declared what are the Afonjas waiting for, I just dey shake my head for their stupidity.
Pls ndi behafra yoot don't drag yorubas to your Problem. Face the Northhuh

You want behafra, they gave you the opportunity, U re all over the social media shouting Dss, have u forgotten that this same Dss is a department in the zoo?

You guys want to eat your Akpu and still have it. It is not possible.
I have see educated madman here.

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