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SooCute:
FRAUD FRAUD FRAUD!!!!

Please when is Seun and NL MODS going to stop all these fraudsters posting FAKE and AFTER-GAME-EDITED bet slip?
Stop defrauding people. bet your bet and get rich like E-money. We don't care!!!!

No, he does not think this kind of threads and the monikers have to be banned.

Those who do this are government approved people who make things go round.

This people do not have to be banned only but arrested and jailed. But the government that allowed MMM to come and steal from you still the same in power.

Under what rule did MMM was esterblished in Nigeria? Banking law, insurance law, small scale busineds law...? Non, MMM system does not suit any of our business law but it was allowed to come free and to let scot free we are still talking about the same government.

Government, local and international and corporate organisations if they need money they have to raise the money from their citizens by issueing for sales: bonds, debentures, shares, quit edge, options...and at the end of agreed periods you make profit from all these instruments.

So, now these governments and organizations don't want you to make the profit yet they want to collect your money so what are they going to do? They will create all forms of illegal ways to steal the little you have using the below listed illegal, unauthorised, merciless and evil instruments listed below.


They overcharge you

Secret charges

All sort of get rich quick ponky program

Gambling

Networking

Trainings like online forex (that they know it takes more than a year of vigorous training they tell you one week you start making more and you lose all your investment to them.)

If people like OP come out to advise people not to do it they will accuse him and ban. If those who are reasoning and rejecting the ideas are getting high in number they will find it hard to ban all of them so, they will write what one bastard wrote above things like:

Life is a risk

You will regret for not trying at all

It worth the risk

Risk makes you stronger

They use all this nonsense to capture the innocent minds and they fall for it.

If all I said is not true do you remember:

Mega wealth?

Penny wise?

And many of them that came out in year 2000 till sometimes 2006.

Central Bank seized some billions from some of these wonder banks where is the billions? Have they returned the money back to the victims? No, have they used it to promote the youths they stole the money from? No, Where is the money? They have shared it. Who? The government officers and the corporate organisations

After that, have they designed instruments to make sure such people do not get chance to do such in the country again? No, has it happened again? Yes MMM has come and stolen billions away again. Are they still coming again? Yes, they come within interval of 10 years and they steal not less than 100 billion naira anytime they come, if they tell you is 25 billion is a lie.

So, if you expect someone to stop this who? SEUN? SEUN wants die ni? he has no power to do this.

My advice for you is to keep being mumu, being idiots under your JAGUDA LEADERS

Why black people are not doing well as much as other races are:

1 they love life: To black man, nothing worth his life he would never therefore lay his life for finding or research

2. They are natural progress call awaiters: black man can wait for as many years as possible to go to the next level, they dont force situation they allow natural progress call to force them into next action

3 satisfaction: little progress or success can quickly satisfy a black man, if a black man is in good health, live in a home and can afford to eat three times a day, other things may not matter

4 Hope in unseen power: black man from generation to generations always believe that there is power beyond the brain when the power comes all will be well

5 Family unit: black man problem is family problem. From nuclear, extended and compound family, the unit is so strong that all the risks are shared and if a member wants to carry unbearable risk they call him to order. Order from olori ebi.

6 Colonial master damage: this is a continent in which some of the other races stole for more than 300 years. This did not happen in any continent on earth, the damage rendered the environment useless to support man power.

7 Too much reliance on other race: they also believe they don't have to go too hard, what we want to do they have done it over there let wait till they share it with us no matter how long

8. Corruption: The resources they budget for researches, tradning, skill acquisition is not use for its purpose

9. Natural Resources: good agricultural land, crude oil, timber..
What else nothing else, after the natural resources to African man that is enough

If we have to be listing it would uncountable if the resouces stolen by other races are shared between them and the Africans are trained on how to expand on it rather than teaching them how to divide themselves this will not be an argument today.

Or better still, if they did not come to colonize the black nation, they may be at par today

Crauxx:
Where is my whistle sef

NIA the equivalent of CIA, KBS of Russia and others around the world.

NIA who can be referred to as international secret agent who covers her country from external troubles that may lead to disaster in Nigeria receiving secret budget bigger than that of our universities every year yet book haram is being sponsored by interests from abroad, criminals, terrorists, hired millitas, militants are entering and going out of this country at wish. Budget received since 2015 for covert operation has not being spent till now and it is not farwarded into 2016 account and use it to fund 2016 budget and at the end of 2016 forward it again into 2017 as source of fund for 2017.

If instrument provided that NIA account shouldnot be subject to scrutiny of audit does it also say this simple account entries should not be made?

The idiots don't know how to stop the problems around the country but they can be jumping into my abode at wish thieves.

If Oke knows what it means to be a secret agent, he would not involve his family into it. But because he saw the money as his own he put it in care of his family. Ole.

Come to think of it, does working in secret provide that the agent should not keep her money in the bank?

How much does the agent have, how much is in the bank and how much is out of bank?

When the agency received the money from the government did she receive it in cash or bank? Oke and his family are secret idiots that were stealing my petty things.

oke should not be only sacked, his family must be interrogated. Apart from this time find out in the past if it has being in practice for NIA to buy house and save that kind of money in it.

If they have not exhausted 2015 budget did they receive another budget in years after? If so, where is it? Did they receive it as bank or cash.

They don't know how to stop boko, but they know how to enter my house at will. Oke must be sacked

DeRay98:
Here's a lady who did the unthinkable and you're there finding reasons to blame the groom for her actions.
What if the groom that did such?
I bet you probably would have looked for to shoot him dead.
Nough said.

I am saying if I were the man I will rather help her find love instead of sticking with her with all characteristics of unhappy woman she must have exhibited along the line.

If she does not see me in her future must I fix myself therein? No, I will rather help her to find someone she sees in her future. Do you know why I will do that? Because I love her so much, I love her dearly and I will not want to see her cry, I will not want to see her suffer, I will put it upon myself to get her her dreamt future.

If after, she has exhibited the characteristics of unhappy woman in our relationship heading to marriage I am still waiting, pretending I don't know then I don't truly love her it means perhaps selfishness has blocked my eyes, it means I have one benefit I don't want to lose, it means perhaps, she has money or good background that I want to sit on...

I am not blaming him, I am just saying a man should be a man enough.

doyinbaby:
don't mind tomdom, people can be so mean someone is sharing what is paining him you they talk English....

That is how some people are. They are ignorant and they insult others for being ignorant.

His sentences to correct him are very bad yet his forming superman.

Does he know also that there is no English word like DEVICED but DEVISED...I hate it when someone thinks is perfect.

Those that support to be learning are the ones teaching others.

tomdon:
You need to first learn the difference between am and I'm. At 41 you're still using such shorthand.
The root of your problem is not farfetched oga.


Anyways, those bank management are trying to maximize profit so they have deviced stringent means of sieving through entrants. Sorry to say, my advise is for you to look outside the bank. Look at other sectors. You can still make it. 40 is middle of life but you still have some time to launch afresh. But it's in your best interest to tackle the problem highlighted above.

It may not be long for you too to lose the job you have right now. I advise you to quickly go and learn difference between ADVISE and ADVICE

DeRay98:
Is there anything she said that points fingers to the groom doing anything wrong to her?
Men-haters will always find excuse to blame an innocent man that had nothing to do with her and fears and withdrawal.
You wey no dey there don dey blame person wey even the runaway bride no blame.
Na wa for you oh

perhaps my theory is beyond human standard. If truly a man is leading a relationship, esterblishing it, nurturing it...then a man should know and help his partner to find more of herself.

The lady did not just say it in the wedding day i do believe. She must have been saying it in her body language/gesture, through proxy or absence but the young man may think as time goes on things will get better

What I know for sure is, the man if he truly loved her, he should not be in that relationship that far yet he should be with her in spirit, psychology and phisical.

The man beyong any person has better chance to decide what happens in the relationship and if he fails to make right decision things like this happens.
It is a pity for him anyway.

She said it. The family failed to understand that opposite of free will is sorrow, agony, hatred, bondage, cage, imprisonment...

Automatically, lack of freewill gives birth to violence, destruction, enmity... and there can never be love.

The guy was the cause of it all. If truly he loved the lady, he should be the one to talk to her parents that even himself will have problem if he marries her out of her freewill.

What she did pained her family, who knows if she did not do that, she should have done things that will pain the whole country like: suicide, murder, adultery...then it would not have been her family issue alone anymore
Perhaps, government issue, police issue, God issue inclusively.

The groom did not love her, if not he would help her to look for her happiness in someone else.

Did 2baba truly sang his songs without his aproval of it? If so, Blackface might have suffered some loss into 2face pocket. Let 2face apologise and pay Blackface compasstion without going to court.

2baba should come to public to deny it, and if he denies it, let Blackface forget it because...

I don't know while people are supporting 2face who had not come public to deny it. if you like a person does it mean you should let him hurt others and scot free? This is bad.

Humans: hello may I ask some questions

God: fine

Humans: do you have anyone you wish to save?

God: the only person I wish to save got saved 10/05/2016

Humans: you mean it is one year today?

God: you are right

Humans: it means after the person you care for no one else out of 7 billion people in the world

God: I didn't say I don't care but no one deserves it.

Humans: but there are many innocent souls

God: by your own judgment

Humans: can we fight for you due to all that the political world subjected you to?

God: fight for me? ha ha ha the fingers that created humans can destroy them. And note I don't fight my creations I punish them at appropriate time.

But you are one of them, your negligence, your busyness, your career, what you want to be made you to neglect what matters to your after life so how do you want to fight you for me.

If anyone wishes to fight that is for himself not for me. Every thing in the univese is weapon sun. rain, sea, stars...anyone of them can be used to destroy but I won't .

Humans: how do you live

God: hmmmm I live like every other person, I walk in the street you walk, eat food you eat, sleep in the houses where you live and look the same way you look.

Humans: Do you work?

God: yes I was owning a small business some years ago and it was doing fine until when you guys came to destroy it. Since then I have been on the street looking for mean of livelihood but it is not been that bad

Humans: why you descent so low to extend of going through all these difficulties

God: should I remain myth, should I remain abstract to humanity forever. This is the best to prove myself to humanity to my creation. I live and I live forever.

Humans: good morning

God: good morning

Humans: can you tell me one or two evils that humans have done to your person

God: there are many of them, in fact seversl times I worned them to stop but they did not because they find joy in evil.

I can't remember the number of time I was locked up in police stations in differrenct states for offences that I did not commit. I was also imprisoned two times in the last 12 years.

Several times they tore my cloths in the public, I did not commit any offence I keep their laws 100% but it seems do these to me relieve them of their agony. How many can i

They set people around me against me, they blocked my businesses, destroyed them and tell people around me that i am a bad person. I warned them severally and when they don't stop I let them continue in their chosen way

Humans: with all these evils committed against you, you still not find it a time to bring world to an end?

God: what they did to me as a person is not directly related to end of the world. So it won't be the reason to the end, things that are directly related to the end are stated in the holy book this is not one of them so, they are free to do as much evil as they want to do to, they are free.

Humans: so because the end of the world is not directly related to evil they had done agaist your person you leave them to keep hurting you?

God: they are not hurting me, they are hurting themselves.

Humans: if those that did all this to you find you and ask for forgiveness will you forgive them

God: they can't, they won't, their minds see me as their equal. They are not humble people, they are political officers, all they know is game, when they have to apologise they play game, when they have to say the truth to save people they play game...to evey evil they do they play game to cover it up, and I told them and warned them many times that I am not a politician, I don't play game.

And if they will do that, let them come with their swords, let them all be on their kneels in the erosion in the street as I pull the triggers on their foreheads one after the other.

Also asking for forgiveness in whose name? Jesus? The name through which all sins are forgiven may not be available at the moment.

Humans: be right back

God: waiting

Humans: Good day sir

God: good day

Humans: I can't really say but I believe you are black man, are you?

God: you can believe what you want to believed. But if I am not black what should I be?

Humans: if I have my way, I will wish you to be white or other any other race...

God: originality of the world was dark, light was only initiated billion billion years after. In the beginig there was no moon but there was darkness, in the beginning there was no sun but darkness, light was initiated along the line and in the future if there is no sun, moon or any form of light what will remain? Me!

Humans: So it means black is superior than every other colour. But that is not our belief, we believe in the dark evils are done and devil is the man from the dark.

God: if you say so. If I say let there be light, I didn't mean the dark is not good or the dark is evil...you can hide under the dark to do evil if you want but too many evils than you couldnot believe are also done in the light.

Dark commands respect and fears of the unknown so anyone can hide in it to do evil.Every good thing you see in the universe were done in the dark

Humans: Do you have any plan to lead human raise as president, Governors...?

God: no, I don't, I am not a politician and I can't be. I will not come down from my thrown to sit on humans thrown. I won't give human chance to be my subject, they are my creations and that is what they will be until they are no more.

How could that be possible, I had given them helping hand in my ways several times and they rejected it. If they do not accept my way how will they expect me to accept their way? Who is superior here? My kingdom is not of this world. I had given them offer to come to my kingdom they said no, any attempt by humans to drag me down on their cheap, bloody and evil thrown will be seen as a way to upgrade themselves as my subjects and it would be highly rejected and condemned always.

Humans: is there anything that you will want us to do for you?

God: nothing, absolutely nothing. What I had wanted them to do they rejected so, I need non again.

Humans: but if we need your help will you help

God: I have never anytime stop helping you. I protect you, protect the world, give you rain, sea is still there sun, moon, stars are still in their places, I have never stopped doing what you could need from me. And I will not stop until I am here no more.

Humans: be right back

God: ok

Human: ...ha ha ha...guy you are so humor

God: No, I am not humour. Humans have a high degree of embedded sorrows so, th. always look for and search for happiness and they therefore see humour in things that are not funny.

Human: How do you know humans have high degree of sorrow

God: humans are results of test that happened through my fingers and nostrils some thousands years ago. The result of the test had to be returned to tunnels but I just chose to give it so chance. It was not intended result but was given a chance to be renewed through the time.

Humans: I have told this guy to stop smoking weed, hmmm oshogbo weed don dey in charge, were lele yio...

God: kept silent

Humans: Are you saying you a God?

God: I give you freedom of thought so, you can be responsible to all you think.

Humans: were, slowpok, oloriburuku lele yio. Shiit, how did this guy get on internet, mod come and tie this guy before he enters market

God: kept silent

Humans: OK tell me, do you means humans have natural sorrow but you dont have because you are a God.

God: I have sorrow but not from the begginng, human sorrows began from their beginning, God's sorrow over human began from the beginning of human. So, the beginning of humans sorrow was from their beginning.

Human: Now I don't know sey na different mad men dey walk in the streets.

God: kept silent

Humans : OK! Do you have plan to save human beings?

God: yes that was why I left them to be, I gave them chance...

Humans: So, how sure that they will be saved

God: The chance that I want to save them remained certain and the chance that they won't be saved is certain

Humans: I can't understand

God: See it as you want to save a friend that is falling from high Cleve into a valley all part of his body is already on the free but you held up unto his five fingers. The law of gravity will make him heavier than it normal weight and it will be too heavy for your arm to save him. Although it is certained you want to save him, also it is certained you cant save him. So, is humans' case

Humans: OK! Understood now. Does that mean we are going to Hell fire?

God? Yes! But going to hell fire is not the main punishment for your sin, the punishment for your sin is ability to feel pains in the hell fire. fter all, your creation went through fire.

Humans: But Jesus came and died for our sins do we may not be condemned.

God: yes he did but that does not turn you to the rightful owners of His blood, He has the right to withdraw his blood, if he finds out that the purpose for the blood had been missed, abused or cancelled.

Humans: Do you means Jesus has withdrawn his blood over us?

God: Jesus did not force anyone to follow him, everybody reserves right to follow whoever he wishes, Jesus also reserves right to withdraw his blood over anyone. I will not speak for Jesus but what you see around should tell what you want to know.

Humans: please give me 5 minutes I will be right back

God: I am always here anytime

Humans: Hello sir, can I speak with you

God: you are welcome

Humans: Is there anything too difficult for God to do?

God: absolutely nothing. God can do all thing and everything at everytime

Humans: If truly God wishes to save humams while cant he use is absolute power to save us.

God: God has power to do everything but there are things, He will not do. Your Govt has absolute power to do all thing on earth but there are things they should not do, they should not touch but they misuse their power by doing all thing and touch all thing.

Abosolute power comes with principles, and the principles in some cases greater than the absolute power.

Humans: Principles greater than the absolute power, I don't understand.

God: I mean the rewards, reasons, purposes...for consuming absolute power most be grater than the principles of absolute power. If they are not then God will not use His absolute power on anything.

Human safety to God is not more than principles of absolute power therefore it can not be consumed to safe humans

Humans: OK! Understood. Can you tell me more about the principles of absolute power

God: I have told you what you have to know about it, it states that the rewards...of consuming absolute power must greater than the principles of absolute power. It means the only situation in which rewards of consuming absolute power can be greater than the principles of absolute power is when the whole universe is collapsing. In this case principles of absolute power can be broken to save universe. A planet or peoples are too small to enjoy that.

Humans: hmmm! How do you feel about humans insulting you and trying to drag you down

God: one of the problems humans have is that they do not accept responsibility, they believe I am responsible for their troubles, the government uses her people against me but what should I do? I will not protect myself against my creations, just as I will not dialogue with creations, I will not protect myself against them. I always feel sorrowful for them whenever they indulge in this but I will not stop them, they just have to express their sorrows to someone, I am the victim of it.

Humans: How long does it remain to the end of the world?

God: the time has expired long time before now. There are many factors the world still remain. One of the factors is called Last minutes mercy for the condemned. Since human condemnation is not reward to us, is a loss of thousands years of effort it will be good to give time sometime more.

More so, I will not be here witnessing my creation being subjected to everlasting condemnation. I have removed that as one of my judgment I cannot stand it.

Humans: It means when you are no more here phisically is the beginning of it all.

God: if you say so

Human: Be right back

God: ok

Humans: my guy...abi na god make I call you

God: Call me whatever gives you freedom and comfort in your heart

Humans: Ok! My guy, Let assume Jesus has withdrawn his blood coverage over us his there any other way?

God: my position will not allow me tell you yes or not and your position allows you to believe and do anything and everything but something is certain.If there was a cheaper way, The blood would have been considered too expensive.

Humans: Can we dialogue with God?

God: humans are not God's subjects, they are God creations, God will not dialogue with his creation and creatures. Can humans dialogue with their computers, robot, cars...just as humans can't God won't.

Humans: It means ours sins had gone beyond expected

God: You should not ask that.

Humans: How does God rule?

God: I rule the universe through different and numerous tactics. All planets were created in a way to understand God's. The connectivity between God's heart and universe is just the basics tactics. If God thinks of a planet, the planet, the situation in the planet, who rules...everything appears in My eyes or in My heart as I wish it, then whatever, I want in the planets goes into it through various available means.

Humans: I don't know what to say...bu..bu... bu...t

God: hmnn

Humans: I will be right back

God: always here.

PenisCaP:
Hahaha

Well known religion and political leaders died not quite long. Can FFK tell me who dies next before Buhari? If he can't I will treat his ignorance like a sin.

I have spent too much of my life time living big. But it always sounds in my ears, I am not here to live large.

In every time of my trouble, I was able to live fine, eat fine and remain healthy but there are people who are not able to survive all these.

It is so painful that my time even my extra time has expired. I am done here, I still have many other places to visit, I came from a place and I am still going to a place.

But before I go, I want to live a homeless life I want to be more hungry, I want to sleep in the streets , under bridge...

I have waited enough for this but it is now coming to materialize, I want to be at the lowest level a man can be but I will not force it upon myself.

The opportunity came but somebody unknowingly postponed my plan. I would not be in hurry but I will achieve my aim, I am done here but I will not fail to carry out my last duty.

Be happy, be rejoice, I will leave you here so you will have no reason to be running here and there anymore.

Those who have used their prick to over populate Nigeria outside wedlock can't be found on this kind of thread.

Maybe one of them is one hospital waiting for his forth child in 6 months.

Nonsense. Congratulaty re of jare

JosWatchDog:
lalasticlala
mynd44

If a be God and you put Me first because of money then I will make money to trample you.

And if you put money first then you will be a slave to money

omowolewa:
Hope it's well insured? Well gift would have been pouring in.

Now what will he wear to occasions to do another 'well-done-sir'?

work of secret idiots

Devil will never satisfy. Give him more, let him have more because the time is coming that he will have non.

The time when his brain will be active and connected to the past but in pain.

Give everything he wants.

sarrki:
http://punchng.com/nigeria-not-your-conquered-territory-ohanaeze-tells-northern-leaders/

we don't hear, no problem if that is what paining you.

Just let continue like this but remember all of us can not be master and not slave. Let slaves do their part and let masters do their part

emmysam2:
OBJ, IBB and Abdulsallami met and sudeenly the sick President was alleged to have appeared in office

Laughable
Who is fooling who?

l have spotted the 3 idiots in Lagos to Ibadan express.

I don't know nairaland is their house.

They need medicine they are really sick

Splinz:
Who are these fools?

I trust northern malus

Computer typing, handwriting can not be stopped. I will types, make thousands photo copies and share it in the centres.

After I have share it go and kill them. I just have to share it with few people and it will stread.

Can you clock me from typing fighting talking to people ? No

In fact I will address them I give them full detail .

It is time for you to go and die.

ZaraGift:
Mr. Man I'm not a homo, why are you pained? majority of homosexuals in Nigeria are from the South West Nigeria while I'm from the South South,
why are you pained if I may ask again, have I wronged you? are you a Zombie?

OK you are from south south. The region that poisoned ya'Adua.

OK...Oloribuku how do you know that I am from southw?

You came on my thread to ask if your death will be through accident yet you are asking are we quarrelling.

Ogun come I have spotted one of them please let his blood paint the street so he can start is everlasting hell now.

Please don't talk to me again or else thunder will fire your family

[quote author=ZaraGift post=56148059][/quote]no quarreling I am just reminding you that you are a product of homo

[quote author=ZaraGift post=56148059][/quote]product of homosexual

[quote author=ZaraGift post=56148059][/quote]@When all your family die inside lagoon.

When your father knows that your mum bleeped his landlady and basterd you produced

When you know that that is knocking at your door

Your father had known u are bastered is only waiting for your mother to confirm it .